Sam and Max's Surnames?

[Teeth]

If Sam and Max have surnames, or even middle names, what do you guess they are?

My guesses are Sam Andmachs and Max DeStruckshin. ;)

[GeorgeC]

If Sam and Max have surnames, or even middle names, what do you guess they are?

My guesses are Sam Andmachs and Max DeStruckshin. ;)

Sam Mcgruff! He hates being called mcgruff which is why it's a good surname :rolleyes:

I can't think of one for Max :(

[queen_of_the_lobsters]

I don't believe they have any, which is part of their bizarre Purcell charm. But if I had to give them surnames it would be Sam Spayed and Max Pain.

[The Gentleman]

Sam Serious and Max Mad.

[lombre]

Sam Sam and Max Max.
It doesn't have to be complicated, guys.

[DAISHI]

Sam Sammath and Max Maximus.

For their Forbearers.

[J A F]

Samuel L Bigguns and Maximilian D Shredder.

[crfh]

Samuel D. Shamus and Maxwell L. Murphy

[Klatuu]

Sam Connor MacWolfhound

Max Destroyer-of-worlds

[StrongBrush1]

My guess is that they have regular last names.

Samuel Hill and Maxwell Smith.

[Remolay]

What in max smith are you talking about.

[mathman77]

Sam Ulacra and Max Imus?
Sam Max and Max Sam?
Maybe Max's middle and last names are "Little" and "Buddy"?

[Vyse220]

I vote for Max Max and Sam Sam

[RAnthonyMahan]

They don't have last names, obviously.

But if I had to give them last names, I'd take the laziest route possible and say they're Sam Ewell and Max Imilian. :p

[Falanca]

Sam Freelance and Max Police, anyone?

[thesporkman]

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

[Jon NA]

Sam Max and Max Sam?
That feels right to me ...
Maybe that's the reason the sometimes mistakenly call each other vice-versa! :D

[GeorgeC]

I don't believe they have any, which is part of their bizarre Purcell charm. But if I had to give them surnames it would be Sam Spayed and Max Pain.

Oh god this thread is getting hilarious

[ragdoll556]

Maybe Sam and Max are their Surnames rather than first names.
They could be called Sultry Sam and Mad Max(sorry it's the best I could think of).

[StrongBrush1]

What in max smith are you talking about.

That's... not right, I don't think.

[Gohaku]

Sam Sadist and Max Masochist.... I'm gonna stop now. -__-

[Flyingman356]

Do you guys give your pets last names?

[Randulf]

Sam Fisher and Max Payne

[Hayley the Hedgie]

Do you guys give your pets last names?

My dog sorta does...

Sam Shamus and Max Imum. Oh shoot me NAO.

[MaximeLoonatic]

Samuel ''Sam'' Rabid, Maximillian ''Max'' Hystericus

[Lucoshi]

Samuel McGruff and J. Maximillan Largomorph

[TheGreatAllie]

Do you guys give your pets last names?

In my family the pet's last name is the family name. Pets also have middle names. Patricia Joyce S., Dolly Gracie S., Wilbur Fenton S. ... That's so Mom had something to shout whenever the pet got into serious trouble. You know, like how when as a kid you did something really bad your mom would use three names.

In any case, when I saw the thread title, the first thing I thought was also Sam Max and Max Sam.

[kane]

i say max last name is Wilson which means son of william the conqueror

[Remolay]

I believe that their names should be Sam Samerson, and Max Power.

[Butterscotch-Biros]

Sam Samson and Max Maximus

[Doggleganger]

Max Destroyer and Sam Devourer :D

[StrongBrush1]

How about this:

Samuel Oliver Leon and Maxwell Isaac Mum.