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Random Variable
03/08/2007, 09:22 am
It goes by too fast to write it down word for word.

The first time I heard it a few days ago I literally fell out of my chair. :p
jp-30
03/08/2007, 10:40 am
Can you put on subtitles and screencap the words?
ChazFox
03/08/2007, 12:08 pm
Which episode was this? We need details, man! :p just kidding, but it most certainly would be a great help if we could figure out the episode you were on when you heard it.
Badwolf
03/08/2007, 12:40 pm
Episode 4. Probably among the funniest parts of the episode, imo.
ChazFox
03/08/2007, 12:44 pm
Oh, I'm in luck! I'm on episode 4 just now :D I'll probably come across it eventually :D

Also: was it anywhere near as funny as Finding leonard stuffed in the closet? I laughed my ass off when I saw that.
jp-30
03/08/2007, 01:01 pm
The game has many many points that are funnier than Leonard in the closet.
Random Variable
03/08/2007, 01:39 pm
It's in episode 4 when Max is debating Lincoln. The fact that certain words are censored makes it even more hilarious.
numble
03/08/2007, 01:42 pm
Spoiler tag, spoiler tag!
Hero1
03/08/2007, 03:34 pm
Yeah umm Max's joke was 90% censored out hahahaha
tabacco
03/08/2007, 10:10 pm
Has anyone actually looked up what a candiru fish is? ;)
Narwaffle
03/08/2007, 10:27 pm
Has anyone actually looked up what a candiru fish is? ;)

Is that a Venture Bros reference I spy?
tabacco
03/08/2007, 10:38 pm
Heh... I don't think so, although I do enjoy the venture brothers :)

It is a real fish, though, unfortunately.
jp-30
03/08/2007, 11:04 pm
I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG! :eek:
doom saber
03/08/2007, 11:30 pm
isnt that the one that goes into your pee hole? remember that on one of those films made by the Rock
Random Variable
03/09/2007, 06:39 am
I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG! :eek: Now load a saved game and listen to Max's joke. Just make sure you aren't drinking coffee.
Harald B
03/09/2007, 06:58 am
Just took four screenshots. Enjoy:
It seems Chester A. Arthur and the pope were kayaking down the amazon one day. Suddenly a tiny candiru fish swims up the pope's *censored* and lodges itself in his *censored*. Arthur grabs the pope's *censored* pliers and *censored* swelled up like a melon. And the pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to *censored*!"
marsan
03/09/2007, 06:59 am
I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG! :eek:

Another good reason not to swim in the nude :p
Random Variable
03/09/2007, 08:28 am
Just took four screenshots. Enjoy: Thanks! :D
Derwin
03/09/2007, 08:31 am
Another good reason not to swim in the nude :p

And an even better reason not to pee in the pool... I am going to tell every little kid I know that there is a Candiru fish in every swimming pool!

I wish I had a good enough imagination to fill in all of the censored words :(
LuigiHann
03/09/2007, 09:57 am
This reminds me of one aspect in which this episode is 100% better than Sam & Max Hit the Road:
The "bleep" censor noise doesn't hurt my head! Did anyone else here fear talking to the psychic in HTR because of those horribly painful "bleep"s?

As for the joke in episode 4, I'm pretty sure the first censored word should be "urethra..."
Sp0tted
03/09/2007, 11:50 am
This reminds me of one aspect in which this episode is 100% better than Sam & Max Hit the Road:
The "bleep" censor noise doesn't hurt my head! Did anyone else here fear talking to the psychic in HTR because of those horribly painful "bleep"s?

As for the joke in episode 4, I'm pretty sure the first censored word should be "urethra..."

I disagree. That was the best part of HtR.
LuigiHann
03/09/2007, 12:05 pm
I thought it was funny, but the sound effect they chose hurt my ears. Ruined the joke for me.