Lets make a sea shanty!

[cinnamon]

LETS MAKE A SEA SHANTY! starting with the line:
There was a pirate named Threepwood...........

[Hayden]

...who was ridiculed for his name...

[Silverwolfpet]

...He went to Melee Island...

[Klatuu]

...to join the pirate game!...

[cinnamon]

There was a pirate named Threepwood
Who was ridiculed for his name
Like Thriftwind Threekwood and Sheepgood
But he just wanted Treasure hunting fame
He did want one other thing.....................
That was the Governer Marley
When he eventually met her
He was unable to parley...........................
Then one fatefull night when his trials were over
Lechuck kidnapped his love across the vast sea
Guybrush said "I must rescue her she means everything to me!"

[Hayden]

...He took matters into his own hands,
and found smiling, ship-dealing man...

[cinnamon]

determined, he found a lady of Voodoo
Who said "Guybrush heres what you need to do"
he got a ship from stan
the arm waving man
and captained a crew of three
two useless men
and equally useless lady.................
When Guybrush thought all hope was lost
he made soup in the ships galley
which was a voodoo magic spell
He found the isle of monkey!

[cinnamon]

cannibals,ghost pirates and a navigator head
are what guybrush had to face
then he found elaine at the alter
with another man taking his place............
To win his love guybrush had to defeat
the fearsome Lechuck and sprayed root beer at him
Neat!
so ends the first tale, with fame, fortune and elaine by his side
but there are many more tales
as elaine is not yet guybrush's wife.......................

PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS THIS IS MY FIRST "SEA SHANTY" AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[cinnamon]

oops! i meant to put bride not wife!

[Silverwolfpet]

wow... I'm glad I contributed...NOT!

what part of "LET'S make" did I miss? o.O

[cinnamon]

sorry,guess i just got carried away...............

[Hayden]

Okay, new shanty. We'll just do one or two lines each here I think:

Guybrush yearned to find this treasure,
But his destination was distant...

[Admonisher]

With the Voodoo "Suit de Leisure,"
He could be there in an instant!

[doodo!]

A while back when I said this forum was dieing, needed more life, this was not what I had in mind. But each to their own, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves. But, if you ask me mates, 3 threads about this would be two many.

[Hayden]

A while back when I said this forum was dieing, needed more life, this was not what I had in mind. But each to their own, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves. But, if you ask me mates, 3 threads about this would be two many.

That doesn't even rhyme!

[seson3churious]

...he stole a ship,
but ran out of time...

[doodo!]

...he stole a ship,
but ran out of time...

Do the crime, do the time.

[Hayden]

Guybrush heard the guardsman say,
as he grabbed his collar and dragged him away.

(If a mod comes across this thread, can we please have it shifted to 'Forum Games'?)

[doodo!]

We're sure to avoid scurvy, if we eat a Orange...

[jeeno0142]

Door hinge?

[floweroftheforest]

We're sure to avoid scurvy, if we eat a Orange...

Absolutely!
A pirate at last!:D

[cinnamon]

I am the sea shanty master!:p

[Hayden]

The famous last words before disaster ^

[cinnamon]

I think someone should do a sea shanty for Lechucks Revenge.....Dont worry i wont join in,dont want anyone crying!:p

[Hayden]

We are emotional sissies, cinnamon's implying.

[seson3churious]

let's hope that he's lying, because I have a feeling that this thread is dieing...

[Hayden]

This statement ^, s3c, is something I feel you're misapplying
The notion of this thread's death is something I will be denying.
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Now for an actual shanty

Aboard the Screaming Narwhal,
With treasure map in hand...