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Vainamoinen
11/14/2011, 04:54 am
Thanks tope, that clears up a lot.

I would really like to add some sound advice for every TTG newbie around here:

1.) Please have PATIENCE tomorrow. TTG wants to have this out as badly as you do, promise.

2.) Keep your "when's it out?" posts restricted to a minimum. Admins normally don't show up much in the forums on release days and won't answer; and moderators have_no_clue at what exact time it will be out.

3.) Don't hit F5 on your games page every other second because it just slows the forum down, accomplishing little else. In more cases than not, the forum will be offline for 30-45 minutes during the episode upload, so that is enough of a sign for the impending release.

4.) Don't make new threads that consist of nothing but the waiting. If you just plain have to get your impatience across SOMEHOW, use the release date info thread (yes, this one).

5.) Don't try to fool other community members into thinking that the game is already downloadable when it's not. The joke is so f*ng old and has never ever been funny. I expect we will have at least two photoshopped "game page" pictures with the download links badly copy/pasted into them as release "proof" by our repeat offending community court jesters, so look out for those.

Faceslasher
11/14/2011, 04:57 am
Thanks tope, that clears up a lot.

I would really like to add some sound advice for every TTG newbie around here:

1.) Please have PATIENCE tomorrow. TTG wants to have this out as badly as you do, promise.

2.) Keep your "when's it out?" posts restricted to a minimum. Admins normally don't show up much in the forums on release days and won't answer; and moderators have_no_clue at what exact time it will be out.

3.) Don't hit F5 on your games page every other second because it just slows the forum down, accomplishing little else. In more cases than not, the forum will be offline for 30-45 minutes during the episode upload, so that is enough of a sign for the impending release.

4.) Don't make new threads that consist of nothing but the waiting. If you just plain have to get your impatience across SOMEHOW, use the release date info thread (yes, this one).

5.) Don't try to fool other community members into thinking that the game is already downloadable when it's not. The joke is so f*ng old and has never ever been funny. We expect we will have at least two photoshopped "game page" pictures with the download links badly copy/pasted into them as release "proof" by our repeat offending community court jesters, so look out for those.

I won't be here to smash my F5 key, please kiddies calm down. And read this post a billion times.

And for some reason, I read that post in Doc Browns voice.

Icedhope
11/14/2011, 05:02 am
I won't be here to smash my F5 key, please kiddies calm down. And read this post a billion times.

And for some reason, I read that post in Doc Browns voice.


You know it's funny when I read Vanamoinen's post I hear Micheal Caine.


Back to the point.

When it's release you all will know.

Because there will be an Official "It's Out Now" Thread.

MarkoH01
11/14/2011, 07:40 am
Do we still have a regular PC price (not for the deluxe version but for the normal one)?

No answer - I think that means "no" and we'll just have to wait.

pmzanetti
11/14/2011, 08:16 am
Can you buy the Mac version online and download it? Haven't seen how.

Vainamoinen
11/14/2011, 08:32 am
It has become such a standard that TTG sometimes forget to mention it: If you buy the PC/Windows version, you also get the Mac version!

Check the pre-order page again to confirm this:
http://www.telltalegames.com/jppreorder

Phoenix123
11/14/2011, 01:03 pm
Any news on the UK PSN release and price?

piccobello
11/14/2011, 01:55 pm
If you buy the PC/Windows version, you also get the Mac version!

Thanks, good to know!

MOVIELORD101
11/14/2011, 02:17 pm
How much will the US PSN version cost? Here's hoping it's $20 like with BTTF!

Mike
11/14/2011, 02:24 pm
US PSN release is $29.99.

UK PSN release and price is still up in the air. It's under review with Sony and we don't expect any issues with it. We've recommended a price to them, but they have final say over it, so I can't comment on it just yet.

Faceslasher
11/14/2011, 03:05 pm
So thats it, it's tomorrow. I can't believe that were only 15 hours away. I can't explain how excited I am :D

shamuboy
11/14/2011, 03:12 pm
How long do you think it will take to download?!

Faceslasher
11/14/2011, 03:14 pm
How long do you think it will take to download?!

15 minutes per episode, the servers will be jammed most likely. And it also depends on your internet.

Faceslasher
11/14/2011, 03:57 pm
So it will probably release at 2pm for me, that's semi decent.

sniperwar10
11/14/2011, 03:58 pm
tomorrow i will post a lets play of the first episode!

Faceslasher
11/14/2011, 04:02 pm
I feel horribly bad for Telltale, they lost customers. Fans. Preorders. And finally, reputation. I wish I could help, but oh well. I didn't know you could cancel preorders?

Tyranus
11/14/2011, 04:07 pm
Im from Aus pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition a little while ago. Im assuming that the release date is today (Nov 15th). Yet i still cant download the game.. apparently its still "backorderd"

puzzlebox
11/14/2011, 04:11 pm
Im from Aus pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition a little while ago. Im assuming that the release date is today (Nov 15th). Yet i still cant download the game.. apparently its still "backorderd"

The release date is relative to Telltale's office, over on the west coast of the US. It's still the afternoon of the 14th there. The game will most likely release some time between 3:00am and 1:00pm on the 16th for you (assuming east cost of Australia).

Macfly77
11/14/2011, 04:11 pm
Im from Aus pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition a little while ago. Im assuming that the release date is today (Nov 15th). Yet i still cant download the game.. apparently its still "backorderd"
It will be released on November 15 during Telltale's office hours.
Here's a quote from another thread that should give you all the information you need:

office hours at Telltale will be about
PST (Pacific Standard Time) 9.00 AM - 5.00 PM
CAN: British Columbia, Yukon, North-West Terretories
US: California, Oregon, Nevada....



for every other major timezone this would mean:

CST (Central Standard Time): 11.00 AM - 7.00 PM
CR: Isla Nublar

EST (Eastern Standard Time): 12.00 PM - 8.00 PM
CAN: Ontario, Quebec...
JAM
CUB
PAN
US: Conneticut, Florida, Massachusetts, New York, Washington DC....

UTC (Coordinated Universal Time)/GMT: 5.00 PM - 1.00 AM (Nov 16th)
POR
IRE
UK
...


CET (Central European Time): 6.00 PM - 2.00 AM (Nov 16th)
AUT
ESP
FRA
GER
ITA
POL
CZK
HUN
...

DTG (Delta): 9.00 PM - 5.00 AM (Nov 16th)
ASE
OMA
RUS: Moscow, St. Petersburg...
VAE


CNST (China Standard Time): Nov. 16th 1.00 AM - 9.00 AM
AUS: Western Australia
CHI
MON
THA
VIE

JST (Japan/Korea Standard Time): Nov. 16th 2.00 AM - 10.00 AM
JPN
KP
KR


AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time): Nov. 16th 3.00 AM - 11.00 AM
AUS: Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria...
RUS: Sacha, Amur...


didn't find your time zone and country? take a look here! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Standard_time_zones_of_the_world.png)

T002Tyrant
11/14/2011, 04:22 pm
Gah I'm in the UK and I have to wait until 5PM?!? Meh I guess that allows me to continue my Tuesday as normal.

Tyranus
11/14/2011, 04:29 pm
Thanks for the info guys. Im from Melbourne we use the AEST timing here and it is the 15th of Nov aswell. So i guess its a waiting game from now on :)

sniperwar10
11/14/2011, 04:50 pm
who pre ordered? :)
i did.

SWGNATE
11/14/2011, 04:58 pm
who pre ordered? :)
i did.

I did, according to steam ive got to wait until 1pm tomorrow so im kinda sad about that but...ill get over it

Asian Inferno
11/14/2011, 06:31 pm
Anyone notice the separate episodes have disappeared replaced with "Jurassic Park: The Game PC|Mac - All Episodes"?

Tyrannosaur87
11/14/2011, 06:40 pm
I preordered. Can't wait for this to come out. Upon the release tomorrow, I get to relive my childhood

raptorhunter
11/14/2011, 06:41 pm
Yeah, i thought something happened to my order, but i think its getting ready for release

sniperwar10
11/14/2011, 08:01 pm
check my games it says all episodes!

kasaki89
11/14/2011, 08:02 pm
mine isn't like that anymore .. it just says jurassic park?

Asian Inferno
11/14/2011, 08:04 pm
mine isn't like that anymore .. it just says jurassic park?
Relax. No problems, just preparations. :)

bloodkiller630
11/14/2011, 08:19 pm
uhhm if your dad gifts it to you on your account, shouldnt it still show up? the game anyways, he pre ordered it and sent it as a gift to my account, will you be able to still download it?

Mike
11/14/2011, 08:38 pm
Yes, you'll be able to download it tomorrow when it's unlocked.

bloodkiller630
11/14/2011, 08:48 pm
Yes, you'll be able to download it tomorrow when it's unlocked.
kk thanks

_Veritas_
11/14/2011, 09:03 pm
About what time can we expect it to be up?

Icedhope
11/14/2011, 09:08 pm
About what time can we expect it to be up?

During telltales office hours.

sniperwar10
11/14/2011, 09:15 pm
are you people excited!!?

Icedhope
11/14/2011, 09:16 pm
Nope...Why would I be excited about some dinosaur game? Pssh..it's all about Skyrim.

sniperwar10
11/14/2011, 09:40 pm
......

Vainamoinen
11/14/2011, 09:53 pm
Repost, just to make sure. And good morning (for me, that is)



I would really like to add some sound advice for every TTG newbie around here:

1.) Please have PATIENCE tomorrow. TTG wants to have this out as badly as you do, promise.

2.) Keep your "when's it out?" posts restricted to a minimum. Admins normally don't show up much in the forums on release days and won't answer; and moderators have_no_clue at what exact time it will be out.

3.) Don't hit F5 on your games page every other second because it just slows the forum down, accomplishing little else. In more cases than not, the forum will be offline for 30-45 minutes during the episode upload, so that is enough of a sign for the impending release.

4.) Don't make new threads that consist of nothing but the waiting. If you just plain have to get your impatience across SOMEHOW, use the release date info thread (yes, this one).

5.) Don't try to fool other community members into thinking that the game is already downloadable when it's not. The joke is so f*ng old and has never ever been funny. I expect we will have at least two photoshopped "game page" pictures with the download links badly copy/pasted into them as release "proof" by our repeat offending community court jesters, so look out for those.

DXP
11/14/2011, 10:00 pm
Just so I know will there also be a separate link added tonight that will be for the game only and not the deluxe edition? I can't afford the Deluxe edition sadly :(

piccobello
11/14/2011, 10:50 pm
Anyone notice the separate episodes have disappeared replaced with "Jurassic Park: The Game PC|Mac - All Episodes"?

Yep, I think they'll give us a "complete" pack now, instead of 4 episodes :cool:

tope1983
11/14/2011, 11:26 pm
Repost, just to make sure. And good morning (for me, that is)

Guten Morgen... Tja wir Mitteleuropäer haben den kleinen Nachteil, 8 Stunden voraus zu sein :)
Good morning... We central europeans do have the handicap of being 8 hours ahead :)

spikesboy
11/14/2011, 11:31 pm
is it only the 14th in the US as it's the 15th here in the uk

Mattheius
11/14/2011, 11:33 pm
Guten Morgen... Tja wir Mitteleuropäer haben den kleinen Nachteil, 8 Stunden voraus zu sein :)
Good morning... We central europeans do have the handicap of being 8 hours ahead :)

Buongiorno... Noi dell'europa centrale abbiamo l'handicap di essere 8 ore avanti :)
Good morning... We central europeans do have the handicap of being 8 hours ahead :)

maxadventure
11/14/2011, 11:36 pm
i'm really sorry for my poor english!
I only want to know why it isn't possible to download the game yet?

Vainamoinen
11/14/2011, 11:41 pm
Because it's midnight in California. The day has just started for them, no one is in the office right now. You will have to wait between 9 and 18 more hours before the game is uploaded.

spikesboy
11/14/2011, 11:45 pm
aww bummer im going to working 14 hr shifts then and obviously in bed for the rest of the time, patience never was one of my strong points

Lifo
11/15/2011, 12:02 am
So is not edition this game on PC? :O :(

spikesboy
11/15/2011, 12:04 am
yes but its not downloadable for another few hours at least

Lifo
11/15/2011, 12:05 am
Can I play Jurrasic park:the game on the PC tommorow?

spikesboy
11/15/2011, 12:10 am
you should be able to buy and download it yes but what time it will be available is still unclear

Lifo
11/15/2011, 12:15 am
Aha I am understand, thanks. And have you any link for download ?

tyrchyus
11/15/2011, 01:31 am
I love the excited people.
It's a pleasure for us waiting this game. Don't forget!

Vainamoinen
11/15/2011, 01:35 am
Aha I am understand, thanks. And have you any link for download ?

They will appear in your "your games page" (upper right, joystick symbol) if you bought the Deluxe Edition, as soon as the episode upload is complete.

SWGNATE
11/15/2011, 01:43 am
It says steam will release for 1pm est for east coasters. So California has a 4 hour difference so just figure that out.

spikesboy
11/15/2011, 01:49 am
wish telltale would but up a download clock so we know exactly when its out like Startrek online did!

corruptbiggins
11/15/2011, 02:07 am
wish telltale would but up a download clock so we know exactly when its out like Startrek online did!

The problem with that is that they themselves don't know exactly when the game will be released. Oh they'll have a time that they wish to get it out by but problems have happened in the past which has caused the release to be much later in the day than they wanted. And so they aren't beholden to a particular time they don't tell us one.

spikesboy
11/15/2011, 02:11 am
STO had that problem but it wasnt really a problem they just had a load of flamers which were easily dealt with

_djs_
11/15/2011, 02:59 am
It's already 12.pm!
http://tenso.blog.br/wp-content/2009/03/fuuuuuu121.jpg

Vainamoinen
11/15/2011, 03:05 am
No, it's 4 in the morning. Set your European clocks to PST today, please.

Faceslasher
11/15/2011, 03:35 am
So I woke up to bloody nothing, and school starts in 5 minutes.

Gaaah!

Faceslasher
11/15/2011, 03:40 am
Oh well, I'll be the last one to experience JP, after I'm released from school that is. Miami Beach has no jobs for me today, what a relief.

tope1983
11/15/2011, 04:08 am
why did I make the time zone comparison when nobody cares about reading more than just the last post in a thread?

so to CLEAR things up the LAST TIME:

Telltale's office opens in exactly 4 hours!
so just watch the clock on your computer and add 4 hours (it doesn't matter which timezone you are)

BUT: this is when the office of TTG opens. it's when they start to work for today. so the earliest possible release HOUR would start in 4 hours.
as a full office day lasts till 5.00 PM local time at TTG this means:
Jurassic Park: The Game should be downloadable between 4 and 12 hours from NOW on!

And don't forget: you'll also receive an email, when your link is online!

I hope it's now clear to everyone here.

PS: for playstation users: it depends when your local PSN is being updated when you get access to the game. here in austria and germany this usually happens during wednesday.

Irishmile
11/15/2011, 04:37 am
its like this every release day.. People getting angry because the do not understand or just forget about time zones..

Faceslasher
11/15/2011, 04:39 am
OMG TELLTALE Y U NO RELEASE GAYME I SUE U FOR MILLION DORRAR, U SUK

It's like timezones are invisible.

AndrewF
11/15/2011, 04:47 am
Oooh. I can't wait. I just wish I had no school today, and it would poof to 11:00 right now...

Every since I've been watching Jurassic Pak (Before I even turned 1) I've been obsessed. NEED THIS GAME. NAO.

magical_trevor86
11/15/2011, 05:54 am
So me being here in Oklahoma, what time will the download be available to me? I see it says the game is in my games but I cannot click on anything as of yet. Just checking guys.

Vainamoinen
11/15/2011, 05:58 am
No one knows when exactly you will be able to download, but all players around the world will get to download at the exact same time during TTG's business hours.

All anyone can say right now is:
A minimum of two hours and a maximum of eleven hours to go until release.

Marty
11/15/2011, 05:58 am
OMG TELLTALE Y U NO RELEASE GAYME I SUE U FOR MILLION DORRAR, U SUK

It's like timezones are invisible.

HA, i actually lolled

pmzanetti
11/15/2011, 06:03 am
I'm extremely excited for this game, and can't thank telltale enough for taking on such an awesome story.

NFS RACER
11/15/2011, 06:34 am
Hi, guys! I am from Russia and JP is not available in my country in Steam Store =(. Can you tell me, what's the reason of it? Maybe it'll be available in future?

divisionten
11/15/2011, 06:39 am
Hi, guys! I am from Russia and JP is not available in my country in Steam Store =(. Can you tell me, what's the reason of it? Maybe it'll be available in future?

Time zones. It's only 7AM where TT's office is located. It will be between 2 and 10 hours before the game is launched.

caeska
11/15/2011, 07:01 am
To expedite the release and/or cause heart attacks/spontaneous combustions; might I suggest typing with really big text to make people think for a split second that the game has been released. For more information on really big text please visit here (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Really_big_text).

JP:TG trevoooor
11/15/2011, 07:17 am
Hey! Im from Belgium:D
it's 5.17pm local time here right now..
does someone has any idea how long
it could possibly take for the game to be released??:confused:
I'm want it sooo badly.. come on telltale!

Trevor xp

corruptbiggins
11/15/2011, 07:29 am
Ah release day. Such a...special time for the forums...

masterzemk
11/15/2011, 07:30 am
http://store.steampowered.com/app/201830/

Here on Steam is ...

Available: 15 November 2011

This game will unlock in approximately 2 hours

: )

fawker
11/15/2011, 07:52 am
Where is my game?

piccobello
11/15/2011, 07:53 am
Where is my game?

Okay, you got me. I stole yours and sold it on ebay.

divisionten
11/15/2011, 07:54 am
Merging this thread with the discussion ones. Please read before posting. It will be between 1 to 9 hours before the game is released. This is due to TT being in the PST time zone. Thank you.

groucho983
11/15/2011, 07:59 am
Okay, you got me. I stole yours and sold it on ebay.

So that's where my copy came from... I'd give it back but I already sold it on craigslist for $100 and a lift to Tijuana.

MarkoH01
11/15/2011, 08:06 am
I still don't get why it is still not possible to BUY the regular version - since the release date should be the same as for the deluxe version. I still don't have a price for the regular version so I don't even know if it is worth the wait - hence if the price is to high for me.

bloodkiller630
11/15/2011, 08:13 am
ok its 12 p.m est no download link yet, hopefully it will be there in a couple hours or so:(;)

llisped
11/15/2011, 08:22 am
hi, anyone able to download Jurassic Park yet??? I haven`t got any links yet, so i can`t download.

Macfly77
11/15/2011, 08:34 am
It is not available for download yet.
The game will be released during Telltale office hours (but not necessarily at the beginning of their business day).
Here's a quote from another thread that you might find helpfull:

office hours at Telltale will be about
PST (Pacific Standard Time) 9.00 AM - 5.00 PM
CAN: British Columbia, Yukon, North-West Terretories
US: California, Oregon, Nevada....



for every other major timezone this would mean:

CST (Central Standard Time): 11.00 AM - 7.00 PM
CR: Isla Nublar

EST (Eastern Standard Time): 12.00 PM - 8.00 PM
CAN: Ontario, Quebec...
JAM
CUB
PAN
US: Conneticut, Florida, Massachusetts, New York, Washington DC....

UTC (Coordinated Universal Time)/GMT: 5.00 PM - 1.00 AM (Nov 16th)
POR
IRE
UK
...


CET (Central European Time): 6.00 PM - 2.00 AM (Nov 16th)
AUT
ESP
FRA
GER
ITA
POL
CZK
HUN
...

DTG (Delta): 9.00 PM - 5.00 AM (Nov 16th)
ASE
OMA
RUS: Moscow, St. Petersburg...
VAE


CNST (China Standard Time): Nov. 16th 1.00 AM - 9.00 AM
AUS: Western Australia
CHI
MON
THA
VIE

JST (Japan/Korea Standard Time): Nov. 16th 2.00 AM - 10.00 AM
JPN
KP
KR


AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time): Nov. 16th 3.00 AM - 11.00 AM
AUS: Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria...
RUS: Sacha, Amur...


didn't find your time zone and country? take a look here! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Standard_time_zones_of_the_world.png)

SpielbergFan
11/15/2011, 08:44 am
http://store.steampowered.com/app/201830/

Here on Steam is ...

Available: 15 November 2011

This game will unlock in approximately 2 hours

: )

...and now they say in approximately 5 hours.

llisped
11/15/2011, 08:45 am
okay:) thanks:) i didn`t know when it would availble to download.

Reznor2112
11/15/2011, 08:47 am
Still no PSN news??

groucho983
11/15/2011, 08:47 am
Steam has no idea when Telltale will release. When they premiered Poker Night at the Inventory, the Steam clock went from 12 am to 9am to 3pm then to 7 pm.

*Puts two and two together*

I'm going to go have a nap. It's going to be a long night....

EmceeLees
11/15/2011, 08:48 am
Hold onto your butts...

Renato
11/15/2011, 08:49 am
what time it updates the U.S. psn?

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 08:49 am
We entered in a Time-Distortion that dilatates time in such a way that 2 hours now had become 5???

dillangandhi
11/15/2011, 08:49 am
It should have been released Midnight EST in the US. That's the standard release time for most games released globally.

Icedhope
11/15/2011, 08:52 am
It should have been released Midnight EST in the US. That's the standard release time for most games released globally.

Actually it's not. Day of is standard release time. Companies do that because they can hold promotional events.

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 08:53 am
It should have been released Midnight EST in the US. That's the standard release time for most games released globally.

Midnight EST? so... if now is almost 13:00... and here is almost 19:00...

Damn... and here I wished to put it on download tonight to be ready to play tomorrow morning (very little social life and slow internect connection are very bad bedmates)

Solzean
11/15/2011, 08:54 am
I am unable to find this info so sorry if it is elsewhere. I was just wondering when we will know when our Deluxe Edition download is available? Will we be notified by Email or do we simply check their website through the day? I know they arent doing the midnight release and they are in pacific time zone. Just wondering how we will be informed.

T002Tyrant
11/15/2011, 08:54 am
This is barely the 15th of Nov any-more.....Hopefully It'll be out in 6 mins

marinedog1987
11/15/2011, 08:56 am
Telltale Games has just reported a virus in their computers that locked up everything. They said it was "WhtRab<>Obj". Dammit DENNIS!

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:00 am
Telltale Games has just reported a virus in their computers that locked up everything. They said it was "WhtRab<>Obj". Dammit DENNIS!

I swear, I'm gonna kill that fat computer wiz... where did I put my shotgun?

oh wait... in the weapon's locker... and Muldoon has the keys...

Damnit....

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:00 am
I was just wondering when we will know when our Deluxe Edition download is available?

You should get an email when it is available, though that email sometimes isn't sent out right as it becomes available.

T002Tyrant
11/15/2011, 09:00 am
Telltale you asssssssssssssssssshooooooooooooooooleeeeees! I've been waiting all day and now it apparently is being released an HOUR BEFORE MIDNIGHT? Hopefully it isn't true!

Mike
11/15/2011, 09:02 am
We'll have it unlocked here ASAP today. Still don't have an exact time, but we want it up as soon as possible, obviously.

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:04 am
I swear, I'm gonna kill that fat computer wiz... where did I put my shotgun?

oh wait... in the weapon's loker... and Muldoon has the keys...

Damnit....

*Looks down at large pile of Raptor Scat*

We don't have shovels... you're going to have to use your hands.

plantationace
11/15/2011, 09:04 am
Obviously, seems no one thought this game would get so much attention and well, why release it in a timely manner? How about we just chill out and enjoy our paycheck from the pre orders and purchases of a game we aren't releasing quite yet.

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:05 am
We'll have it unlocked here ASAP today. Still don't have an exact time, but we want it up as soon as possible, obviously.

Thank you for the info

T002Tyrant
11/15/2011, 09:06 am
I think what Mr parks is really trying to say here is that they're having server issues because the sheer amount of people hitting the F5 key!

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:09 am
*Looks down at large pile of Raptor Scat*

We don't have shovels... you're going to have to use your hands.


Damn you Nedry!!!

*puts on 6 pairs of white surgical gloves and une pair of up-to-the-elbow rubber gloves and start to search*

this situation rhymes with "clocking bells"

Rabbitpie333
11/15/2011, 09:10 am
I hope the store doesnt break down from all the soon-to-be incoming traffic....

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:11 am
We'll have it unlocked here ASAP today. Still don't have an exact time, but we want it up as soon as possible, obviously.

Thanks for the update, we're really eager to get our hands on the game!

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:11 am
Damn you Nedry!!!

*puts on 6 pairs of white surgical gloves and une pair of up-to-the-elbow rubber gloves and start to search*

this situation rhymes with "clocking bells"

*looks on with polite interest not doing a thing*

Now that is one big pile of poo

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:17 am
*looks on with polite interest not doing a thing*

Now that is one big pile of poo

*still digging the Raptor's last (human) meals*

Don't play Ian Malcolm with me... help me out.. I have to find and kill Nedry... and then I have to search for my bloody satellite phone...that Kirby guy borrowed it...

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:22 am
*still digging the Raptor's last (human) meals*

Don't play Ian Malcolm with me... help me out.. I have to find and kill Nedry... and then I have to search for my bloody satellite phone...that Kirby guy borrowed it...

*hands Allen Wrench and portable blowtorch*

Think smart, not hard.

marinedog1987
11/15/2011, 09:25 am
GOD DAMMIT DENNIS!!! Put down that candy bar and upload the game.

NO! I don't want a soda, JUST UPLOAD THE GAME!

I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN DECODE 2 BILLIONS LINES OF CODE FOR WHAT YOU BID FOR THIS JOB!

I'LL FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN'T COLLECT ANY BONUS FOR HELPING DESIGN THIS GAME!

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:27 am
Wait... did you just pop out of that pile of poop?

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:28 am
*hands Allen Wrench and portable blowtorch*

Think smart, not hard.

*face= -_- *

you couldn't tell me that you had those before, couldn't you?

*throwing the gloves to him*

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:30 am
*face= -_- *

you couldn't tell me that you have those before, couldn't you?

*throwing the gloves to him*

I can't help it if you don't ask sensible questions. You just looked so primed to dig into that pile o poop back there. Now can we go get the guns now?

cgibsonmm
11/15/2011, 09:33 am
this sucks i preordered this game the first time around witch they canceled then it took them 4 months to get my money back. now the game is supposed to be out today, if it isn't I'm going to be pissed

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:34 am
I can't help it if you don't ask sensible questions. You just looked so primed to dig into that pile o poop back there. Now can we go get the guns now?


Sure. I'll take the SPAS12, if you don't mind...

*while opening the locker with the portable blowtorch*

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:36 am
Sure. I'll take the SPAS12, if you don't mind...

*while opening the locker with the portable blowtorch*

*Sees movement over in the bushes*

*psst* Use the Allen Wrench. Something's close by....

JP:TG trevoooor
11/15/2011, 09:38 am
come on telltale... xs

NFS RACER
11/15/2011, 09:39 am
Time zones. It's only 7AM where TT's office is located. It will be between 2 and 10 hours before the game is launched.
I can't preorder the game too :( Steam says: "Oops! This game is not available in your region" when I open JP-page in Steam-shop. But it was available a month before. What's happened?

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:43 am
*Sees movement over in the bushes*

*psst* Use the Allen Wrench. Something's close by....

*pulls out the Allen Wrench an finally opens the locker*

be my guest....


*while putting on a red t-shirt where there's written "I'm not a Jurassic Park redshirt" and taking a fully loaded SPAS 12*

groucho983
11/15/2011, 09:49 am
*pulls out the Allen Wrench an finally opens the locker*

be my guest....


*while putting on a red t-shirt where there's written "I'm not a Jurassic Park redshirt" and tacking a fully loaded SPAS 12*

*Groucho983 moves slowly toward the bushes. There's a lot of noise but nothing he can hear specifically. Once he gets tot he edge of the clearing, he exhales to calm himself. Before he can move a palm frond, he is trampled by a large mass of people carrying pitchforks and screaming about nothing in particular. A moment passes before Groucho gets up and dusts himself off*

The Telltale Forums getting a bit heat...

*He stares upward at a 13 foot tall T-Rex. He stiffens like a board*

...ted...

Reznor2112
11/15/2011, 09:54 am
No offense but can take your little jp forum rpg to privare messages and leave this thread open for RELEASE INFo/questions

Thanks

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:54 am
*Groucho983 moves slowly toward the bushes. There's a lot of noise but nothing he can hear specifically. Once he gets tot he edge of the clearing, he exhales to calm himself. Before he can move a palm frond, he is trampled by a large mass of people carrying pitchforks and screaming about nothing in particular. A moment passes before Groucho gets up and dusts himself off*

The Telltale Forums getting a bit heat...

*He stares upward at a 13 foot tall T-Rex. He stiffens like a board*

...ted...


My my... what the...*seeing the people with pitchforks screaming shoots a couple of shells, just to make things quiter... but then notices that the shot attracted the attenctions of a 13 foot-tall hungry and generally pissed off T-Rex...*

Crap....

Grande Giove!
11/15/2011, 09:55 am
No offense but can take your little jp forum rpf to privare messages and leave this thread open for RELEASE INFo/questions

Thanks



Roger that... sorry

groucho983
11/15/2011, 10:13 am
No offense but can take your little jp forum rpg to privare messages and leave this thread open for RELEASE INFo/questions

Thanks

That's a very convincing Rex Suit you got there.

j1c1dino
11/15/2011, 11:28 am
what time today does Jurassic Park the game comes out because i preorder it and so far no download link help!