Happy Birthday Commrade Pants!!

[Giant Tope]

Looks like someone had a good time!

[Comrade Pants]

You spelled 'comrade' wrong. This thread is irrelevant. Anyway, it was a fairly fun evening for all involved.

[Alcoremortis]

Happy Birthday! Here's a picture of that thing that you wanted, because I don't really know what it is!

2506

[Comrade Pants]

Look, Puzzlebox. If it offends younglings, it's their fault for clicking it. That being said, it saves face for me. :D

THANKS PUZZIES!

[Giant Tope]

:(

why

[Comrade Pants]

:(

why

Read this:

Reason: Redacted for the sake of the younglings

I have a mod friend!

[Giant Tope]

you don't even play telltale games

[Comrade Pants]

you don't even play telltale games

Ad hominem attack.

[Jon NA]

"Tope" probably thinks you're a Commodore ... Commodore Pants!

Anyways Happy birthday Comrade Pants/Alcoremortis/Comrade Mortis

[Alcoremortis]

"Tope" probably thinks you're a Commodore ... Commodore Pants!

Anyways Happy birthday Comrade Pants/Alcoremortis/Comrade Mortis

Thank you!

[Jon NA]

No problem

[DrRocketGenius]

Happy Birthday! I got you the Special Edition Tron Legacy 3D Bluray. Nah, just kidding, it's expensive and you'd throw it out anyway.

[Secret Fawful]

Happy birthday! I hope you got me a cool present!

[divisionten]

Pants, I emailed you like three weeks ago asking what you wanted for your birthday. Let me know what you want, man!

[Jon NA]

He must have a wishlist on Amazon.com ...

[Debbie82]

Have a very happy birthday, Comrade Pants! :D

[Martin McFly]

Happy Birthday, Pants. Congratulations for surviving yet another year on the face of this planet.

[All-thumbs]

I love Birthday wishes! Happy Birthday, hope it's awesome!

[Comrade Pants]

Pants, I emailed you like three weeks ago asking what you wanted for your birthday. Let me know what you want, man!

:o Really? I had no idea! Oh, thank you so much!

Really, all of you at this forum have been exceedingly kind considering my origins here and you're all (for the most part) absolutely wonderful. The only present any of you need get for me is your kindness.

That being said, since I'm not a greedy ass; that means I get awesome shit right? :D

[coolsome]

:guybrush:Happy Birthday!:winslow:

[Vainamoinen]

To atone for the mod's supposed wrongdoing in this thread, I edited the thread title.

You may rejoice any time now.

[Giant Tope]

:( the typo was on purpose. fml

[Vainamoinen]

You'd say: "WUT???"

...oooookay, if you insist. Now it's back. I'm hope you're happy.

[Giant Tope]

yaaay thank you

[puzzlebox]

Oh yeah, and happy birthday, Pants man.

[divisionten]

:o Really? I had no idea! Oh, thank you so much!

Really, all of you at this forum have been exceedingly kind considering my origins here and you're all (for the most part) absolutely wonderful. The only present any of you need get for me is your kindness.

That being said, since I'm not a greedy ass; that means I get awesome shit right? :D

Yes, if you tell me what you want. Within reason. I'm not getting you a pony.

[Comrade Pants]

Yes, if you tell me what you want. Within reason. I'm not getting you a pony.

So... I can't get the complete boxed set of Tatami Galaxy? Well, how about an assortment of candies from Japan or something? I shall gift you something unique to the South when your birthday comes around. Well, except shell casings. That might be in poor taste.

[Secret Fawful]

The Tatami Galaxy (http://www.animehubs.com/product_info.php?currency=USD&cPath=3_648&products_id=2489) boxset is pretty cheap. If this site is to be trusted anyway. Buying online can be like gambling.

[divisionten]

It's fake- it's a region free disc.

[Comrade Pants]

Oh wait, I forgot you're in Jersey now and not Japan. Sorry! Can you send me some orange people? :P

[puzzlebox]

Can you send me some orange people? :P

Noooo, Mr Wonka needs them all at his marvellous factory!

http://www.alexmetcalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oompa-loompa.jpg

[Comrade Pants]

Noooo, Mr Wonka needs them all at his marvellous factory!

http://www.alexmetcalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oompa-loompa.jpg

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/84.jpg <-My reaction.

[JedExodus]

Happy belated burtday Comrade! :D

May this new turn of age bring you wisdom and swift death to your capitalist bourgeois opressors

[GuruGuru214]

I think all it brought him was the ability to buy his own vodka.

[Comrade Pants]

Happy belated burtday Comrade! :D

May this new turn of age bring you wisdom and swift death to your capitalist bourgeois opressors

Many thanks, my Irish brother! The capitalists shall rue my ability to legally consume alcohol!


I think all it brought him was the ability to buy his own vodka.
Also an Android phone. Oh, and someone actually got me a Soviet Army jacket. I somehow ended up with two of them.

[puzzlebox]

I think all it brought him was the ability to buy his own vodka.

I will never understand why you're old enough at 18 to vote and have a say in how your country is run, but it's not until 21 that you're mature enough to handle alcohol.

Oh, and someone actually got me a Soviet Army jacket. I somehow ended up with two of them.

One for the week and one for Sunday best!

[GuruGuru214]

I will never understand why you're old enough at 18 to vote and have a say in how your country is run, but it's not until 21 that you're mature enough to handle alcohol.

Yeah, that's never made much sense to me either, but it never bothered me either. I've been over 21 for almost two and a half years, and I've had three drinks and tasted several others, and I've liked none of them.

My friends would be so lucky to always have a voluntary designated driver, if they weren't such idiots that they never made use of it.

[puzzlebox]

I do think that the drinking culture is emphasised less in the US than it is in AU/UK. A couple of Americans I know have claimed to never have been drunk, but I can't think of a single Aussie or Brit of my acquaintance in the same boat.

[Comrade Pants]

I do think that the drinking culture is emphasised less in the US than it is in AU/UK. A couple of Americans I know have claimed to never have been drunk, but I can't think of a single Aussie or Brit of my acquaintance in the same boat.

To prove the point, I only had a single screwdriver yesterday.

[coolsome]

I do think that the drinking culture is emphasised less in the US than it is in AU/UK. A couple of Americans I know have claimed to never have been drunk, but I can't think of a single Aussie or Brit of my acquaintance in the same boat.

Iv never been drunk nor do I drink at all.

[jeeno0142]

Iv never been drunk nor do I drink at all.

Ditto. But I have tried alcohol. It didn't taste very nice. I'll stick with J2O's.

And (I hope you had a) Happy Birthday Comrade Pants!

[puzzlebox]

Iv never been drunk nor do I drink at all.

Ditto. But I have tried alcohol. It didn't taste very nice. I'll stick with J2O's.

In that case I'm beginning to suspect it is the unsavoury company I keep rather than any particular national differences. ;)

[Comrade Pants]

I just got back from actually getting the closest to drunk I've ever been. Sake, of all the weeaboo things in the world, was my beverage.

[GuruGuru214]

I do think that the drinking culture is emphasised less in the US than it is in AU/UK. A couple of Americans I know have claimed to never have been drunk, but I can't think of a single Aussie or Brit of my acquaintance in the same boat.

Yeah, it occurred to me the other day that I have no idea how much of a lightweight I may or may not be, as I've never had enough booze at once to even begin finding out.

[ShaggE]

I've been fully blown-out drunk a few times, but the novelty has long since worn off for me. Now when I get too drunk, I just start wishing I was sober so that I could have my eye-hand coordination back.

It's extremely frustrating to want to get some gaming done, but you're still too wasted to control the damn thing. And as I've said before, NEVER be drunk while on the 360 if your credit card info is already in it. Suddenly MS points don't mean anything, and you wake up the next morning wondering why your HDD is full of games you can't afford.

That said, there's a sweet spot of tipsiness that I do enjoy quite a bit. Just enough to get me feeling social.

[Secret Fawful]

Nasty wife-beaters! You all must be, as all wine-os are wife-beaters. Except Guru. He's not a wine-o. He's still a wife-beater though.

[puzzlebox]

Nasty wife-beaters! You all must be, as all wine-os are wife-beaters.

I gotta get me a wife! I shall beat her at everything from kart racing to chess!

[Secret Fawful]

Get two. Then you can beat each other.

...

At being wine-os and at wifebeating.

I just slapped myself.

[Avistew]

I had drinks as a kid and teenager all the time. And by that I mean drinks poured by friends and family (cider, wine, champagne, things like that).
I don't like alcohol at all, but I like some alcohols, once they're alcohol-free. For instance, stuff cooked with alcohol, because the alcohol evaporates and what's left is the taste of the rest. Which in the drink is overpowered so I never get to taste it.

So yeah, for me alcohol was like coffee as a kid. That thing adults drank that was disgusting and that they'd try to make you drink too every so often and you'd accept to be polite.

I do think there is a cultural aspect to it. I've never seen alcohol as such a big deal in France as it seems to be in the US. You're allowed to drink it in the street, and street vendors that sell food usually sell cans of beers along cans of soda (and of course beer is an option in McDonald's, too). On the other hand, I haven't met many people who drank alcohol outside of meals in France.

Personally, I only really like cider. As in apple cider, the French kind. Never could find it in North America, when people have offered it in restaurants it was either apple juice or too strong. And really ultimately I prefer the alcohol-free sparkling stuff. Preferable apple flavoured.

[JedExodus]

Alcohol is the vile elixir of life. Also, I like whiskys

[Vainamoinen]

What's that "alcohol" stuff everyone keeps talking about?

[Comrade Pants]

I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.

[GuruGuru214]

Well, if it were to happen to anybody's birthday thread, it would have to be yours.

[Comrade Pants]

Well, if it were to happen to anybody's birthday thread, it would have to be yours.

I suppose so. Well stated, tovarisch.

[Avistew]

I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.

If it was my birthday thread, a video involving alcohol would have been removed and we'd be talking about lapdances.

[Klatuu]

If it was my birthday thread, a video involving alcohol would have been removed and we'd be talking about lapdances.

If this were my birthday thread, a lapdance involving alcohol would have probably never happened, and we'd be talking about videos.

[coolsome]

I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.

[Alcoremortis]

I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.

I would think that a lapdancing lesion would be very uncomfortable.

[puzzlebox]

I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.

I read that as "lapdancing lesions" and was like... ew. :p

EDIT: ooh snap Alcoremortis!

[Comrade Pants]

I would think that a lapdancing lesion would be very uncomfortable.

You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.

[Secret Fawful]

I keep misreading it as lapdancing lessons.

[Alcoremortis]

You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.

I couldn't help myself.

[JedExodus]

I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.

Pants lapdance vid!?!?! Now that would've been a sight to behold!

I got a lapdance once, I just felt awkward and weird as opposed to aroused

Also...

You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.

I move that you two get a room. Does anyone wish to second the motion?

[Secret Fawful]

Sure. I volunteer your room, Jed. And your bed.

[Comrade Pants]

She never did get me a present. Meanie.


Pants lapdance vid!?!?! Now that would've been a sight to behold!

I got a lapdance once, I just felt awkward and weird as opposed to aroused


That's about how it was here, especially considering it was posted to my Facebook. My Facebook that my mum and several women whom I would like to avoid enraging frequent.

[JedExodus]

Sure. I volunteer your room, Jed. And your bed.

I think my room needs some sort of action happening in it anyway, it needs to learn the facts of life

[Comrade Pants]

I think my room needs some sort of action happening in it anyway, it needs to learn the facts of life

Coming from you, SuperJesus; that's the saddest thing I've read all day.

[JedExodus]

Coming from you, SuperJesus; that's the saddest thing I've read all day.

Worry ye not, I have taught other rooms many a lesson

[Alcoremortis]

She never did get me a present. Meanie.

I'm a starving college student, what do you expect? Though, if they'll let me back into the morgue gift shop, I'll totally get you a souvenir.

[Comrade Pants]

Ok, that works. It's um... just as awesome. Yay?

[Alcoremortis]

Ok, that works. It's um... just as awesome. Yay?

It's all about bragging rights. Pure and simple.

[Comrade Pants]

It's all about bragging rights. Pure and simple.

Well, you did it. You lost me. Happy?

[Alcoremortis]

Well, you did it. You lost me. Happy?

YES! I mean...uh...sorry about that.

[Comrade Pants]

YES! I mean...uh...sorry about that.

I demand compensation.

[Alcoremortis]

I demand compensation.

Why certainly. Here you go:

http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/WARNING:_this_sign_is_only_a_distraction_Wallpaper _pcwfi.jpg

[Comrade Pants]

Why certainly. Here you go:

http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/WARNING:_this_sign_is_only_a_distraction_Wallpaper _pcwfi.jpg

Somehow, I feel duped.

[Alcoremortis]

Somehow, I feel duped.

*innocent smile*

I have no idea why you would ever think that.

[Comrade Pants]

*innocent smile*

I have no idea why you would ever think that.

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/321.png

[Alcoremortis]

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/321.png

http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/203231/142091

[Comrade Pants]

http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/203231/142091

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/3.png

[Alcoremortis]

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/3.png

http://www.kosertech.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sad_panda_painting.jpeg

[Comrade Pants]

http://www.kosertech.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sad_panda_painting.jpeg

...dammit.

[Alcoremortis]

...dammit.

It is only fitting, I suppose, that we somehow managed to derail your own thread.

[Comrade Pants]

It is only fitting, I suppose, that we somehow managed to derail your own thread.

And now there's no point in rerailing it since it's so late. Hooray!
http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/115.png

[Alcoremortis]

And now there's no point in rerailing it since it's so late. Hooray!

Precisely! I also don't think anyone really cares how derailed this one gets.

Also, I do believe this makes post number 2000 for me! Yay!

[Comrade Pants]

Precisely! I also don't think anyone really cares how derailed this one gets.

Also, I do believe this makes post number 2000 for me! Yay!

Hooray! Celebrations! All hail Allie's victory!!! OR ELSE

[Alcoremortis]

Hooray! Celebrations! All hail Allie's victory!!! OR ELSE

http://www.leehansen.com/clipart/Parties/Birthday/images/party-time-icecream.jpg

Also, the "or else" pleases me. There's nothing quite like forcing people to celebrate that really gets everyone into the festive mood.

[Comrade Pants]

Also, the "or else" pleases me. There's nothing quite like forcing people to celebrate that really gets everyone into the festive mood.

It's like Kim Jong Il's birthday all over again!

[Alcoremortis]

It's like Kim Jong Il's birthday all over again!

YES! Well...except fewer starving people. I'm assuming this, at least.

[Comrade Pants]

YES! Well...except fewer starving people. I'm assuming this, at least.

The less you shout "let them eat cake" the better, we'll say.

[Alcoremortis]

The less you shout "let them eat cake" the better, we'll say.

I will eat the cake very quietly by myself. I am very attached to my head, after all.

[Comrade Pants]

I will eat the cake very quietly by myself. I am very attached to my head, after all.

Better split that goddamn cake with me since I still didn't get a proper birthday present out of you. Meanie. WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE

[Alcoremortis]

Better split that goddamn cake with me since I still didn't get a proper birthday present out of you. Meanie. WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE

Sure. You may have half of the cake. And I take pride in being a meanie. And a miser. :D

[Comrade Pants]

Sure. You may have half of the cake. And I take pride in being a meanie. And a miser. :D

You forgot bitch. :D
Not really. Can you imagine?

[Alcoremortis]

You forgot bitch. :D
Not really. Can you imagine?

If I were a female dog, I would take pride in that as well. Actually, I'd probably take pride in it anyway, because it means I'm not a doormat.

[Comrade Pants]

If I were a female dog, I would take pride in that as well. Actually, I'd probably take pride in it anyway, because it means I'm not a doormat.

Oh! Excellent comeback. Just brilliant. This is why you're the ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN.

[Chyron8472]

http://i.imgur.com/ehDpr.jpg

[Alcoremortis]

Oh! Excellent comeback. Just brilliant. This is why you're the ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN.

Thank you, thank you. I spent a whole three minutes on it.

*takes a bow*

Also, I would like to mention that I have nothing in particular against doormats. I am acquainted with several and I find them extremely useful for wiping my feet.

[Comrade Pants]

Thank you, thank you. I spent a whole three minutes on it.

*takes a bow*

Also, I would like to mention that I have nothing in particular against doormats. I am acquainted with several and I find them extremely useful for wiping my feet.

I don't use them and therefore leave tiretracks of mud in the homes of my enemies.

[Alcoremortis]

I don't use them and therefore leave tiretracks of mud in the homes of my enemies.

As you should, as you should. It's like a signature! It says "Pants was here."

Either that, or it says "two people rode bicycles very close together through your house."

It's hard to tell which one is more frightening.

[Comrade Pants]

As you should, as you should. It's like a signature! It says "Pants was here."

Either that, or it says "two people rode bicycles very close together through your house."

It's hard to tell which one is more frightening.

The Pants one at least implies I was in their home. Far more frightening.

[Alcoremortis]

The Pants one at least implies I was in their home. Far more frightening.

This is very true. Who knows what you might have been up to! Nothing is safe!

...except for things on high shelves.:p

[Comrade Pants]

This is very true. Who knows what you might have been up to! Nothing is safe!

...except for things on high shelves.:p

Oh my. Tell me you didn't go there.

[Alcoremortis]

Oh my. Tell me you didn't go there.

Okay. I didn't go there. :D

[Comrade Pants]

Okay. I didn't go there. :D

What's it like? Being a giant liar? With pants constantly on fire!?

[coolsome]

What's it like? Being a giant liar? With pants constantly on fire!?

http://www.pkbloggin.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Homer_pants_on_fire.jpg

[Alcoremortis]

What's it like? Being a giant liar? With pants constantly on fire!?

Hey! Fire makes things seventy-five percent more awesome!

Also, the amusing part is that I totally made fun of you for not being able to do something that I can't do easily myself. Yup. I'm a class act hypocrite. :D

[Comrade Pants]

http://www.pkbloggin.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Homer_pants_on_fire.jpg

Not going to hit me with a Monarch picture? That's where I stole it from, after all. THE MONARCH!


Hey! Fire makes things seventy-five percent more awesome!

Also, the amusing part is that I totally made fun of you for not being able to do something that I can't do easily myself. Yup. I'm a class act hypocrite. :D

Agreed. Fire rules. Also, lol hypocrisy.

[coolsome]

Not going to hit me with a Monarch picture? That's where I stole it from, after all. THE MONARCH!


http://images.tvrage.com/cguide_gal/7/6270/7.jpg