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rdhiggins
04/25/2011, 06:44 pm
:)

Like the topic states, if you had to choose on what type of dinosaur is going to make you its meal then which would you prefer?

Me it would be the T-Rex that ways its quick and less painful.
Panther10
04/25/2011, 06:47 pm
Dude..no....I'm not going to ponder what its like to be eaten alive. Thats just wrong.
jurassiraptor
04/25/2011, 07:07 pm
Definitely not raptors. You are alive when they start to eat you. And death by dilophosaurus sounds particularly painful. Yeah I'm going to have to side with you on t-rex: quick and painless.
Lexxbomb
04/25/2011, 08:11 pm
the new dino from the telltales game... being eaten while hallucinating
leon101
04/25/2011, 08:43 pm
I'm gonna' have to say... bullet to the head. Can't feel them chomping on me then.
Sergman100
04/25/2011, 09:07 pm
Ripped in half by two t-rexes like Eddie from Lost World.
RexMaster
04/25/2011, 09:16 pm
you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p
Martin McFly
04/25/2011, 09:19 pm
What is this, Final Destination: Jurassic Park edition?
ILLphil
04/25/2011, 09:20 pm
hahahah i love this question...
raptorhunter
04/25/2011, 09:58 pm
New dino in the game, it will b fun/scary to die hallucinating :D
littletexankid
04/26/2011, 05:21 am
you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p

If you were eaten by brachiosaurus, you would be crushed to death by flat teeth instead of quickly and less painfully by sharp teeth :P
Indiana Jonesin
04/26/2011, 06:14 am
My guess would be by a T-Rex, but it would have to be from it's buddy because I would be on the back of one of the T-Rex's trying to fight it.

Outnumbered at the end of the day.
Faceslasher
04/26/2011, 06:16 am
A trex can just swallow me. I heard there is a gift shop in there. And a 1 way out. Its poopdeck.
Tyrannosaur87
04/26/2011, 06:20 am
I'm gonna go with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Quick and painful, but still quick. Dilo venom to the eyes doesn't seem like the most enjoyable thing, and you're alive when the Velociraptors start to rip you apart.
Peacemaker613
04/26/2011, 06:21 am
i would die by a sneak attack from a rex like the gallimimus
SeanJP
04/26/2011, 11:13 am
you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p

bahahahaha same here just get crushed by it:D
RexMaster
04/26/2011, 11:16 am
If you were eaten by brachiosaurus, you would be crushed to death by flat teeth instead of quickly and less painfully by sharp teeth :P
Uh, no, i would pull a Fred Flinstone and slide down its neck... duh!

bahahahaha same here just get crushed by it:D

See, someone with common sense, everyone knows thats the best way to go! :p
Masta23
04/26/2011, 11:24 am
LOL what a question. You seriously think that the T-Rex would be less painful. It would be like getting stabbed to death. That's presuming he doesn't eat you whole. How would you know?
I would just get trampled on..less pain that way.
greatscott$%
04/26/2011, 11:29 am
You Got A beef with me because your a vegetarian!
Sallymerrett22
04/26/2011, 11:33 am
A trex can just swallow me. I heard there is a gift shop in there. And a 1 way out. Its poopdeck.

I heard it was a starbucks, did you know there is a starbucks at the centre of the universe too?

I would like to be asleep and have a sleepin triceratops roll over on top of me, it would be quick and painless.
greatscott$%
04/26/2011, 11:34 am
I heard it was a starbucks, did you know there is a starbucks at the centre of the universe too?

I would like to be asleep and have a sleepin triceratops roll over on top of me, it would be quick and painless.

Triceratops cant eat me... it only eats nuts and branches< DArn look at my crotch!
Alcoremortis
04/26/2011, 12:18 pm
This...is a seriously disturbing thread. Good job, guys! You've officially disturbed me, which takes some doing.

Also, I'd pick a brontosaurus because they don't exist! Muahahaha!
MasCot
04/26/2011, 12:24 pm
LOL, I love this question.:D 'How would you like to die?' XD

My answer: T. Rex. Greater chance of quick death, but NOT on the toilet, I've got to retain my dignity.:))) I study to become a lawyer anyway and I always have to check whether there are dinos lurking around when I'm going to the bathroom.
rdhiggins
04/26/2011, 12:59 pm
No Port a John huh?...... lol
DarKGo
04/26/2011, 07:14 pm
I'd rather die from the compys. Getting eaten alive by dinosaurs, and high? Sounds like a hell of a way to die
texxvan
04/26/2011, 08:42 pm
I would much rather get torn in half like that Eddie? guy or at least chewed up or crushed quickly. That poor lawyer on the toilet looks like he got chopped off at the legs and possibly swallowed still alive. Just imagine the horror and pain of being in a stomach slowly disolved and alive to witness it all! Now thats a nightmare way to go. lol
Lexxbomb
04/26/2011, 09:01 pm
then shoot your way out like the agent in the "men in black" movie
BLACK_HAWK94
04/27/2011, 10:49 am
I would wanna be like rex, 1 of three ways.
Eddies death
chomped on like genero (Prolly crushed his spinalcolumn) and if i shit myself before hand... aw well i wanin the bathroom anyways
or trampled like the guy in the lost world who got stuck on his foot.
SmorepionKid
04/27/2011, 11:40 am
Allosaurus for me, if i was being chased by a pack, i would just cook a grenade and take their lives with me.
Comrade Pants
04/29/2011, 10:28 pm
Plesiosaurs, because I never get near the water, and all that bullshit.
Irishmile
04/30/2011, 07:36 am
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/yoshi/yoshi.jpg
Trenchfoot
04/30/2011, 07:59 am
Rex, Rex! Oh yeah...
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 11:05 am
Plesiosaurs, because I never get near the water, and all that bullshit.

Pants, your selection is invalid because a Plesiosaur isn't actually a dinosaur and is considered by the scientific community to be an aquatic reptile.

Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plesiosaur) agrees with me.
Comrade Pants
04/30/2011, 02:43 pm
Pants, your selection is invalid because a Plesiosaur isn't actually a dinosaur and is considered by the scientific community to be an aquatic reptile.

Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plesiosaur) agrees with me.

Well isn't that just peachy. Anyway, science isn't about your precious "facts." It's about gut! And grit! SCIENCE!
splash1
04/30/2011, 03:16 pm
I'd actually pick being gored then being eaten. But if I was eaten, I'd choose one of those water monsters. That way my blood won't show on the ground, it'll float away.
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 03:22 pm
Well isn't that just peachy. Anyway, science isn't about your precious "facts." It's about gut! And grit! SCIENCE!

And combustible lemons?!

Because science just isn't science unless you can invent a combustible lemon.
Comrade Pants
04/30/2011, 08:20 pm
And combustible lemons?!

Because science just isn't science unless you can invent a combustible lemon.

...and burn down life's house. Yes.
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 08:24 pm
...and burn down life's house. Yes.

Okay, I totally approve of this, then. Let's go do it!
Comrade Pants
04/30/2011, 08:40 pm
Okay, I totally approve of this, then. Let's go do it!

Bring me the sciencemobile and a liter of napthyme and it's on!
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 08:49 pm
Bring me the sciencemobile and a liter of napthyme and it's on!

Will do! But...uh...my brother sorta got a hold of the sciencemobile and...well...it's sort of a golf cart. Still works just fine, though!

And Napthyme? Are you sleepy? I totally agree that a few winks does wonders for science, though. Wonders.
Comrade Pants
04/30/2011, 08:52 pm
Will do! But...uh...my brother sorta got a hold of the sciencemobile and...well...it's sort of a golf cart. Still works just fine, though!

And Napthyme? Are you sleepy? I totally agree that a few winks does wonders for science, though. Wonders.

Nap THEEM. Lighter fluid. I thought you were supposed to be brilliant.
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 09:01 pm
Nap THEEM. Lighter fluid. I thought you were supposed to be brilliant.

It's more fun to think about being able to drink a nap. It's just the sort of thing that Cave Johnson would have thought of!

Also, I just couldn't resist the alternate pronunciation of the "thyme" part.
Comrade Pants
04/30/2011, 09:13 pm
It's more fun to think about being able to drink a nap. It's just the sort of thing that Cave Johnson would have thought of!

Also, I just couldn't resist the alternate pronunciation of the "thyme" part.

Fair enough. Oh, how I love what we've done with this thread!
Alcoremortis
04/30/2011, 09:24 pm
Fair enough. Oh, how I love what we've done with this thread!

Indeed. The new thread tag is quite appropriate. Quite so.

Though, it could be argued that Cave Johnson is like a funnier and cleverer John Hammond, so this turn of events is at least tangentially related.
Tyrantking001
08/07/2011, 03:41 pm
Tyrannosaurus Rex, I'm not sure how painless it would be but it would certainly be quick
and at least I'd be somewhat hole when it finally devoured me
Cyberscribe
08/07/2011, 05:28 pm
I'd rather die from the compys. Getting eaten alive by dinosaurs, and high? Sounds like a hell of a way to die
Same here, Compys. A Painless, Happy, and Carefree way to go is my kind of carnage. If not that then the Pteranodons cause they're my favorite.
Romeosierra616
08/29/2011, 06:28 pm
A trex can just swallow me. I heard there is a gift shop in there. And a 1 way out. Its poopdeck.

Weird Al?