Favorite Quotes from 202

[Tester Scott]

Flint, "You don't want to get inside Flint Paper's world, I've seen things."
Max, "He means naked ladies."
Flint, "Stay in drugs, Don't do school.. "

[Maratanos]

Oooh, fun. I never tried talking to Flint while being a kid.

[ChazFox]

"Scientists say that those accidents were caused by explosive outbursts of methane gas."

"Speaking of which..."

"Max, don't!"

"What, Sam? I was only going to point out that many phenomena long believed to have had paranormal causes, have actually turned out to be far more mundane in origin. Only one phenomena's tremendous power has managed to baffle scientists and defy rational explanation"

"And what's that?"

*Max farts*

Definitely the best fart joke of all time.

[Tester Scott]

I would have to agree with you. Though I do think that right after he stops and you think he is done he lets out one more bust would have been even funnier.

[ChazFox]

Alternatively, if Max stared at them, and shortly after Sam and Bosco both reacted to the smell, that'd be pretty funny. That idea was 'borrowed' from Sean Of The Dead.

"I'm sorry Sean."
"What?"
"I'm sorry, Sean."
"... AUGH!"

[Dedlok]

My favorite from Sam. "What Paris Hilton is to celebrity blogs Max is to Ancient Prophecies of the Apocalypse."

The fart scene one was a fave of mine too. There was another one, but forget it atm. Think it was something w/ the COPS.

[ChazFox]

My favourite COPS quote would have to be:

"OMFG I TOTALLY WANT ONE!"

I also like Bosco's quote about the different shapes. The one about the blue dodacahedron making the portal go to it's mom's basement and draw out dungeon maps was particularly funny, especially as I've just started getting into Dungeons and Dragons. XD

[Dangerzone]

try to talk to the cops in the teaser... that and the exchange about blowing your mind was hilarious as well

most of my favorite quotes are from the office

Sam: Hello, id like to report an explosion
Sam: no, we havn't decided where yet...

Answering machine: hello mr. max this is the blood bank, while we appreiciate for your generous donation, we prefer if people only donate their own blood...

Sam: we are borrowing this from santas workshop till he gets back
Max: when do you think he will get out of hell?
Sam: probably right after it freezes over

sam and max trying to freak out bosco is priceless as well...

Sam: know anything about easter island
Bosco: who told you to ask me that
Max: oh just some guy in a black suit and sunglasses... Sam: he seemed to know a lot about you, bosco

[Dedlok]

I also like Bosco's quote about the different shapes. The one about the blue dodacahedron making the portal go to it's mom's basement and draw out dungeon maps was particularly funny, especially as I've just started getting into Dungeons and Dragons. XD

Think that might have been the other quote I found funny.

Also: was reminded of another one. When you try to talk to the COPS while sybil is being chased:

Arcade Machine: GEEZ, LADY! CALM DOWN!

[Harald B]

Sybil: I can't believe you would do this to me on my birthday!
Mexican: Did someone say... "birthday"?

Hilariously awkward timing there. Can't wait to see how they're going to top it.

[Sp0tted]

Sam: Where'd you get all the femurs?
Baby Glenn Miller: That's my horn section. Even in death they can't seem to hit the high notes.

/trumpet jokes make me happy.

[Anvilania]

Sam: "Bomb be gone the new way for getting rid of bombs"
Max: "Finnaly i have 10 nuces and i don't know what to do with them because the secratarys won't let me use them!"
Sam: "why what were you going to blow up?"
Max: "Congress"

That was hilarius!

I also liked this: Max: "Oh No Sam Acnient prophoceys can mean only two thing: Tudial Back stories and Work we don't get paid for!"

[bpullen]

"We Hate Bagpipes!!!"

[ShaggE]

"Snake! Snaaaaake!"

I absolutely lost it there.

[Eater]

Sam: "Bomb be gone the new way for getting rid of bombs"
Max: "Finnaly i have 10 nuces and i don't know what to do with them because congress won't let me use them!"
Sam: "why what were you going to blow up?"
Max: "Congress"

you missed the punchline lol

[Zeek]

I like the religous interpritation the Rana Kao guardians had based on the "this little piggie" nursery rhyme. :D

[zozenka]

Sam: I'd hoped that after getting a punching bag for the office, Max would stop hitting me all the time.
Max: But that's how I show affection.
Sam: Well, could you stop loving me so much before 6 a.m?
Max: No way, Sam! I could never stop loving you.

(S&M as kids)
Sam: My best friend Max has something very important to say to you.
Max: Boobies!
*Sam laughs*
Grumpy Moai: What ever.

Sam: Want a delicious sandwich?
Lincoln: I can't. I'm going swimming later.

[Hero1]

clicking on lost and found
Sam: look its a completely playable beta of sam & max: freelance police

[mcwizardry]

"Snake! Snaaaaake!"

I absolutely lost it there.
Is this a reference to Snake Plisskin (Escape from New York) or Metal Gear Solid?

mcwizardry

[Zeek]

Little Sam: (looking at Bosco's door) "No Kids Allowed."
Little Max: Facist...

[Sproily]

How they get baby needs then? :P

[ShaggE]

Is this a reference to Snake Plisskin (Escape from New York) or Metal Gear Solid?

mcwizardry

Metal Gear Solid. Often when you fail a mission or die, one of your contacts will start yelling "Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!", thus causing epic lulz. :P

[Amaterasu]

"Snake! Snaaaaake!"

I absolutely lost it there.

LOL that was so great XD that radio was awesome!
-"we have come for you bosco!"
"I knew it! I knew it!!"

and also, the mexican part was awesome...
-"did somebody say birthday!?"
...>dances and sings<
max: "and again, I forgot to bring my video camera!"

-"that's the second biggest bermuda triangle I have ever seen!"
Guybrush lines always makes my day. XD

but the best of the best, by the mighty feet...
the sea monkeys talking to mr Spatula!!!
-"and I shall also destroy the primitive creatures over there!"
"we're not primitive! we have cellphone!"


XDDD loool that was awesome... best SnM game so far.

[Haggis]

I rather enjoyed it when Max became high priest and said 'All shall love me and despair', and I think Sam says something like 'There's no time for that.' I love how the writers turned a very dramatic moment from Lord of the Rings into something totally different when Max says the line.

[Zeek]

Little Sam: What are you two doing?
Little Max: Where you kissing?! Ewwww!!
Little Sam: Sybil and Linclon sitting in the sand!
Little Max: Sucking face cause he ain't got hands!
Sybil: So, Abe, I think we should never have kids.
Abe: Couldn't agree more.

[Sir Lemming]

Oooh, fun. I never tried talking to Flint while being a kid.

Ah, drat. I got rid of Bosco first.


My biggest laugh of the episode was also one when they were kids. You talk to Stinky after getting the sandwich and there's some exchange about their parents, and Sam says something like "I heard them laughing as they drove the car away."

[Hero1]

Little Sam: What are you two doing?
Little Max: Where you kissing?! Ewwww!!
Little Sam: Sybil and Linclon sitting in the sand!
Little Max: Sucking face cause he ain't got hands!
Sybil: So, Abe, I think we should never have kids.
Abe: Couldn't agree more.

HAHA! I missed that :D

[Will]

SAM: I don't know how to tell you this, Max, but... I think this new so-called "Stinky" impostor murdered the real Stinky!
MAX: Well, duh!
SAM: We'll have to keep an eye on her.
MAX: Want me to break your legs so you can convalesce in an apartment across the street, while I occasionally flit in wearing diaphanous gowns and discuss the case as a metaphor for our relationship?
SAM: Hmmm... I'm trying to think of a much stronger word for "no."

[Anvilania]

you missed the punchline lol
oh srry my mistake i kinda forgot! I also liked When Kid Sam talked to kid Max
Kid Sam: "Bang! Your dead no call-backs"
Kid Max: "Nu-uh i want a do over" (or something along that lines)

[Zeek]

oh srry my mistake i kinda forgot! I also liked When Kid Sam talked to kid Max

Kid Sam: Hey Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
Kid Max: (annoyed) What?
Kid Sam: Nothing...

Kid Sam: What are we doing here again?
Kid Max: I don't know. I'm bored.
Kid Sam: Want to color? Or figure out how to make you high priest of the Ocean Chimps?
Kid Max: Can't we do both?

I found this one last night and my jaw hit the floor.

Answering Machine: Hello, this is the blood bank for President Max. We appreciate your donation, but we preffer that people donate their own blood.
Max: Great, now what am I going to do with the buckets of Sea Monster Blood?
Sam: You could make a groutess Slip-n-Slide.
Max: That's a great idea! I'll call it "The Birth Canal."

I think the rating for the season went from T to M with that joke alone.

[LuigiHann]

Answering Machine: Hello, this is the blood bank for President Max. We appreciate your donation, but we preffer that people donate their own blood.
Max: Great, now what am I going to do with the buckets of Sea Monster Blood?
Sam: You could make a groutess Slip-n-Slide.
Max: That's a great idea! I'll call it "The Birth Canal."

I think the rating for the season went from T to M with that joke alone.

Haha, my jaw dropped at that one too. Also, when you look at the Weenie Jerky in Bosco's;
Sam: "These weenies come pre-jerked."

Crude, but not altogether unclever.

[Dangerzone]

i like mini sams comment about noahs ark..

Sam: Hey max, the islands got wood..
Max: *Giggle*

one of the conversations in stinkys is funny as well
Sam: Do you have any money?
Max: yeah, but ever since i shrunk i cant get to it anymore
Sam: where do you... oh right, never mind

[Morlamweb]

My favorite is line is one of Max's comments from the dialog tree with the grumpy Moai head:

Max: Sam, are we going to have to dig this guy out of the ground to get the stick out of his butt?

That one had me in stitches :)

Other contenders for the favorite quote: the Great Fart Joke (I'm a sucker for a good bathroom joke, and the setup, misdirection, and delivery on that one was just perfect) and the lines with Stinky and young Sam and Max.

[Polka-Dot?]

None of your buisness:"Bagpipe Destruction!!"

[Anvilania]

None of your buisness:"Bagpipe Destruction!!"

i liked that too

[Randulf]

Not exactly a joke but a comment that tickles me right:

Sibyl (seeing S&M as kids): What do ya say if we never ever have children?
Lincoln: Couldn't agree more!

[Polka-Dot?]

I like when you talked to that guy on the beging area on the radio.

Guy on the radio:"is any one out there?"
Sam: i can't remember the lines he said.
Guy on the radio:"Bingo?"

hilarius and very creative. i found this one last nite:
Sam:"Hey Max do you want to read the second half of the 20 commandments?"
Max:"Na i only suport extream dieties if i'm the diety."

great spoof on the 10 commandments.

[Anvilania]

i found this one last nite:
Sam:"Hey Max do you want to read the second half of the 20 commandments?"
Max:"Na i only suport extream dieties if i'm the diety."

great spoof on the 10 commandments.
That was clever. *suspitiusly*too clever.

[Blehboy]

Not as much of a quote as a funny part:

As you're coming down the lava machine

Sam: Oh look Max, I left the parking brake on the whole time!

It's just great because otherwise they would have been able to make it on time.

[Blehboy]

It is definitely when Sam and Max are asking Bosco for what's in his store. Even though this is from 106 I was just cracking up so much after getting the same old no for every answer and then all of the sudden this happens.

Sam: Do you have any...completed artificial personality disorder symptoms forms?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: You do?!
Sam: Wow that really would've come in handy earlier

Sam: Do you have any...video of a chicken eating cow manure for laughs?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Sam: What?? No way!

Sam: Do you have any...global meatball sandwich positioning systems?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Oh! You gotta be kidding me!!

Sam: Do you have any... 3 foot by 2 foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me"?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Whaaaat?? I can't believe this!!

Sam: Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for reality 2.0?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Ohhhh! Why didn't we ask beforeeee??

Sam: Do you have any... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?
Bosco: Nn-mh.
Max: Aahhh?
Sam: Hey, I was on a roll.

[InvaderJim42]

I liked the spoof on the childhood rhyme of "This little piggy..." when a parent plays with the child's toes. I'm referring to the sea chimps talking about what the feet do for them. I forget what the sea chimps say, but the poem goes much like this...

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went wee-wee-wee
All the way home.

That really made me chuckle. Keep up the good work Telltale!!

[Zeek]

I liked the spoof on the childhood rhyme of "This little piggy..." when a parent plays with the child's toes. I'm referring to the sea chimps talking about what the feet do for them. I forget what the sea chimps say,...

"The ways of the world are written in the toes!"
"The first toe goes into the world in search of food, while the second toe watches over its people always."
"One goes to market, one stays home..."
"The third toe teaches us the bounty of nature, while the fourth teaches us the purity of the fast."
"One has roast beef, one has none..."
"And when the end time comes, the fifth toe will guide the people back to paradise!"
"Whee, whee, whee! All the way home!"

It was actually very well written to where I shared it with my World Religion teacher. He got a good laugh out of it.

[maximmortal]

"Snake! Snaaaaake!"

I absolutely lost it there.
Totally agree. I haven't even finished the game and this has made it my favourite episode ever so far!