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Tester Scott
02/08/2008, 11:59 am
Everyone loves when Sam goes off on his huge one liners. Now is your chance to write up your own. I want to see how outrageous these lines can get so do your worst, though keep them in character and don't say anything Sam wouldn't say. And remember, spelling counts, so you will be ridiculed for bad spelling :D. Though not sure how grammatically correct you need to be as long as it comes off sounding good.
Guybrush Threepwood
02/08/2008, 12:01 pm
"You crack me up, little buddy."
Perhaps you could use my line in your game sometimes?
NickTTG
02/08/2008, 12:03 pm
BORING! Thread closed!
Tester Scott
02/08/2008, 12:07 pm
"You crack me up, little buddy."


I was thinking more along the lines of lines like this, "Holy cap-wearing catfish flopping a crime beat!". But yours is very clever.
Haggis
02/08/2008, 12:07 pm
Eh, it's been done. (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2985)
Guybrush Threepwood
02/08/2008, 12:08 pm
Eh, it's been done. (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2985)

There's the link I was trying to find.
Tester Scott
02/08/2008, 12:08 pm
It seems I did not dig deep enough into the forums to find that relic. My bad.
AllenB
02/08/2008, 12:09 pm
I'm pretty sure there's been a million of these already :P

But here goes:
Holy Mocha Choca Latta Ya-Ya, Creole Lady Marmalade!
Harald B
02/08/2008, 12:10 pm
Um, didn't we already do this (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2985)?
edit: wow, I need to stop typing so slowly...
Tester Scott
02/08/2008, 12:12 pm
Um, didn't we already do this (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2985)?
edit: wow, I need to stop typing so slowly...

Yes. I said I didn't search very hard and didn't see that thread. The forum gods can do what they will for this petty excuse for a thread now.
Guybrush Threepwood
02/08/2008, 12:16 pm
I feel bad for Scott now. ;) Perhaps we can turn this into Max one liners?
NickTTG
02/08/2008, 12:19 pm
BEEN DONE!!! (http://telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=52842#post52842)
Damon
02/08/2008, 12:27 pm
Hasn't this already been done?

Sheesh, Scott!

*smirk*
Harald B
02/08/2008, 12:32 pm
I feel bad for Scott now. ;) Perhaps we can turn this into Max one liners?Max one liners? There is such a thing? I agree about moving the thread in a friendlier direction, but you go first while I try to figure out what you mean...
Guybrush Threepwood
02/08/2008, 02:08 pm
Max one liners? There is such a thing? I agree about moving the thread in a friendlier direction, but you go first while I try to figure out what you mean...

"Wheeee!"

Gets me every time.
Dedlok
02/08/2008, 03:28 pm
It seems I did not dig deep enough into the forums to find that relic. My bad.


You're search fu is weak! You're 100 years to early to defeat me!
Harald B
02/08/2008, 03:30 pm
"Wheeee!"

Gets me every time.
Isn't that only a one-liner because the setup is physical? Meh, whatever. Anyway, I'm more partial to the punchlines, like "I was referring to the man whose face is smeared on our tire." (blatant steal, yes (http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/comics/6081802)) or "Oh, right... the torture..." -the setups being left as an excercise for the reader.
LuigiHann
02/08/2008, 03:46 pm
"That hot rump is haht."