Questions for Bone characters?

[Heatherlee]

If you could ask the characters from Bone anything you wanted, what would you ask them?

(Hint: make them good questions)

(PS. No spoilers from beyond the first book!)

[artwking]

to the Bone's: "Where are your pants? Why do only two of you wear any clothes at all? Have you no shame?"


I'll have to read the first chapter before I can come up with anything better.

[Steve2000]

To Thorn: How did you end up living with grandma in the middle of no where?

[anonima]

To the dragon: Why do you smoke a cigarette(or is it a cigar...or something...)?

[anonima]

To the stupid, stupid rat creatures: What is the best way to make a quiche? Do you enjoy other flaky baked goods?

Smiley: Where do you get all of those cigars?

Bones: Are you hard? Are you squishy? The name "Bone" indicates a bone-like quality, but I've never been able to fully accept that. You bruise in much the same way that bones don't. What's the deal?

Phoney: I'm going to have a rummage sale soon. Do you have any advice?

[anonima]

The Quiche Loving Rat Creature: What is your ideal quiche made from? Does it include that small thing you found under the bush?

Kingdok: Where did you get that fashionable staff? :D

[anonima]

To Ted and his brother: Why are you guys so differently sized? What does a bug do during the winter? How old are you, and how did you live that long?

[apignarb]

Phoney: What's up with the star?
Fone: Have you ever considered to stop helping out Phoney when he's gets himself in trouble?
Smiley: Good day, isn't it?
Thorn: Wanna make out?
Ted: How come you're so smart and stuff?
The dragon: Do you ever do anything but sleep?