The bottomless bottle of Mountain Dew.

[yoshimickster]

You know that bottemless bottle of Mountain Dew that HOmestar has? What would happen if it was filled with mentos & then shaken up? Would it like, explode or would it still be intact? Just tryin ta make discussion.

[Jake]

I think it might have to be diet Mountain Dew for that to work.

[Freelance Poster]

I'm guessing they'd have a new Mountain Dew fountain.... At least until the Mentos dissolve.

[yoshimickster]

WHy diet? WHy doesn't it work on regular, I mean it doesn't make any sense!

[Jake]

There are ingredients in Diet Coke at least that aren't present in regular Coke which causes the eruption to happen. I don't know if that holds for other diet sodas vs regular sodas, but there is amazingly a Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption) about it. Take a look! (Also check out the talk page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption) to see people disagreeing with the main article!)

[Freelance Poster]

I think this requires some scientific testing. Who's got some Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, a pack of Mentos and some spare time?

[tabacco]

there's always that mythbusters episode :)

[Kayube]

Well, we know that if you pour it into a broken computer and add the King of Town's denture tablets/after-dinner mints, it'll explode with bad graphics...

[wisp]

There are ingredients in Diet Coke at least that aren't present in regular Coke which causes the eruption to happen.
i once watched an interview with the/some guys, who were supposed to have invented this stuff and they claimed that it also works with regular coke, but they used diet coke, because the results were less sticky...and it works even better.
furthermore i would like to state, that i have dire interest in that bottomless bottle of mountain dew...they don't sell this kind of beverage here and all my supply routes have been cut of..

[ShaggE]

i
furthermore i would like to state, that i have dire interest in that bottomless bottle of mountain dew

But what if it goes flat? :eek:

[wisp]

i pour it into other people's computers??

okay, so normal bottles or cans would do as well..awww, i totally want one now..

...are the rumors true that this stuff causes testicle-cancer or something?

[Tester Scott]

i pour it into other people's computers??

okay, so normal bottles or cans would do as well..awww, i totally want one now..

...are the rumors true that this stuff causes testicle-cancer or something?

Mountain Dew contains yellow 5, which in mass quantities, way more than you could consume without exploding, has been linked to to a lowering of your ability to bear children. Of course I heard this from a guy who heard it from his sisters boyfriends neighbors optometrist so it could all just be conjecture.

[MaxFan]

The ingredient of Yellow 5 that did that was removed years ago when it was first discovered to have a negative effect. And anyway, as you said, you'd have to eat like a ton of straight color. Why is it always Mountain Dew I hear this in reference to? There are other foods that contain Yellow 5, but I never hear anyone say they have such effects.

[ShaggE]

Well, if your ability to procreate wanes from drinking Dew, you could always switch to Powerthirst (www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)...

Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!!!

[Tester Scott]

400 Babies!!!?!?@$!^$!

[ShaggE]

And they'll all run like KENYANS!!!!!1one

[Sterrance]

I can't believe you guys are forgetting that Strong Bad used Homestar's Mountain Dew with the KOTs Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets to create an explosion that had destroyed the Lappy in email classic retirement.

[wisp]

not really...see?
Well, we know that if you pour it into a broken computer and add the King of Town's denture tablets/after-dinner mints, it'll explode with bad graphics...

okay, back to topic: where do i get my mountain dew from?

[Doomlewa]

wait, does diet mountin dew even exist? I mean I've never seen any.

[Jake]

http://www.smartspot.com/files/products/mountain_dew_can.jpg

[Tester Scott]

Mind you Jake is excellent at the Photoshop.

[BadStrong]

Suddenly, I'm very thirsty...

[Doomlewa]

ok so it does exist, turns out I just never heard of it

[Will]

Worst drink in the world? Diet caffeine-free Mountain Dew. I mean seriously, what's the point?

[Derwin]

http://www.smartspot.com/files/products/mountain_dew_can.jpg

Sorry, but I think he meant the 2L bottle version. Of course he has seen the canned version. Right? Right????

Anyway, I agree with a prior comment that the soda would probably go flat, even if it is bottomless (and not bottomless as in Monkey Island bottomless mugs).

[Molokov]

Worst drink in the world? Diet caffeine-free Mountain Dew. I mean seriously, what's the point?

Mountain Dew /is/ caffeine free in Australia. The only soft drinks that are allowed to have caffeine in them are colas or energy drinks.

That's why it was a fairly big surprise when I learned that US Mountain Dew is caffeinated. I mean, it tastes so horribly sweet I couldn't imagine why anyone would want to drink it.... but caffeine does make the difference :) Mmm, coffee.

[ShaggE]

Worst drink in the world? Diet caffeine-free Mountain Dew. I mean seriously, what's the point?

I beg to differ. The worst drink in the world is Monster MIXXD. It tastes like somebody dumped prune juice into grape juice and mixed it around with a skunk. And it doesn't even have any kick. *shudders*

[L33tmin]

Mountain Dew /is/ caffeine free in Australia. The only soft drinks that are allowed to have caffeine in them are colas or energy drinks.

Sounds Orwellian.

[Quuux]

Mountain Dew, made fresh, from goats, daily.

[wisp]

how do they get the goats to glow brightly yellow?

[StonkBad]

Well, we know that if you pour it into a broken computer and add the King of Town's denture tablets/after-dinner mints, it'll explode with bad graphics...

Oh, no you dent!

[Falzo]

how do they get the goats to glow brightly yellow?

It's a simple case of regular injections of a small dose of uranium. I'm sure you can find the info somewhere on wikipedia...

It also gives a bit of flavor.

[someguyfromazoo]

It's a simple case of regular injections of a small dose of uranium. I'm sure you can find the info somewhere on wikipedia...

It also gives a bit of flavor.

Nucular Goats, eh? Is the flavor as "explosive" and "nuclear" as those old recharge-able Game Boy batteries?

[Krodge]

But.. But... if it's bottomless... it'll all drain away once you lift it off the table. :(

[Astrobilly777]

you'd need and endless supply of mentos too you know. :/
and you'd have to install a little despenser at the top to keep it going. then the world would be yours!!! >:D BWAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahahaha hee hee... eh hehe lulz! :D kaithxbai!

[someguyfromazoo]

you'd need and endless supply of mentos too you know. :/
and you'd have to install a little despenser at the top to keep it going. then the world would be yours!!! >:D BWAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahahaha hee hee... eh hehe lulz! :D kaithxbai!

That only works with coke.

[Tandy 400]

If we had access to the BLOMD (Bottomless Liter Of Mountain Dew) the US government would take it and use it as a weapon. :D

[someguyfromazoo]

If we had access to the BLOMD (Bottomless Liter Of Mountain Dew) the US government would take it and use it as a weapon. :D

More accurately a canteen.

[Tandy 400]

What if you could possibly get the Mountain Dew out, make the top wider and put things in it? Would it be an infinite storage unit?

[Thnikkaman]

What if you could possibly get the Mountain Dew out, make the top wider and put things in it? Would it be an infinite storage unit?

This thread is about The Bottomless bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW, not bottomless bottle of INFINITE STORAGE UNITS. ... i mean STORAGE

[Quuux]

if we had access to the blomd (bottomless liter of mountain dew) the us government would take it and use it as a weapon. :d

blomd wmd?

[Shmeh]

What if you could possibly get the Mountain Dew out, make the top wider and put things in it? Would it be an infinite storage unit?

Have you ever tried to get your valuable inventory items out of an infinite bottle? You would also need an infinite sized inventory sorter/retriever. ;)

[Krodge]

Have you ever tried to get your valuable inventory items out of an infinite bottle? You would also need an infinite sized inventory sorter/retriever. ;)

I'll stick with my infinite number of coat hangers unwound and tied together.

Thing took literally forever to make.

[Darkblade07]

Hey what if you dropped something in the Endless
Dew bottle?What if you dropped something like....
A ring or a DS game or a gummy bear could you
eventually get it out?

[Rather Dashing]

That joke was done better one post above you, about two weeks ago.

[Darkblade07]

Oh...didn't see that...

[bigdondoo]

What if you could possibly get the Mountain Dew out, make the top wider and put things in it? Would it be an infinite storage unit?

I think Sam has an infinite storage unit...

[wisp]

A ring or a DS game or a gummy bear could you
eventually get it out?
a ds game can fit through the neck of a mountain dew bottle? cool, those things must be small. anyways, you should be able to get it out though, since it should float in mountain dew. i believe a ds game is sort of like a sd card - hmm, i see a connection - and sd cards float in mointain dew. if it sinks it is lost forever. of course you can't get the mountain dew out, since it's bottomless..

[Shmeh]

a ds game can fit through the neck of a mountain dew bottle? cool, those things must be small. anyways, you should be able to get it out though, since it should float in mountain dew. i believe a ds game is sort of like a sd card - hmm, i see a connection - and sd cards float in mointain dew. if it sinks it is lost forever. of course you can't get the mountain dew out, since it's bottomless..

But if it sinks, you can turn the bottle upside-down and then it would sink back to the neck of the bottle again. If you haven't just put it in, it could take a while for it it come out, though.

[Rather Dashing]

What if you managed to get something in that would clog the bottle? Would it build up infinite pressure, eventually making the bottle explode?

Or...

...

Can someone who knows the physics of liquid pressure help me out here?

[Shmeh]

What if you managed to get something in that would clog the bottle? Would it build up infinite pressure, eventually making the bottle explode?

Or...

...

Can someone who knows the physics of liquid pressure help me out here?

Whatever you used to clog the bottle would probably be the weakest point in the system as the bottle would have been designed to withstand the pressure of infinite amount of mountain dew. This means that whatever you use to clog it would break first.

A more interesting question is, could you clog it with something tough enough to build enough pressure for it to be able to launch itself into orbit? :)

[wisp]

But if it sinks, you can turn the bottle upside-down and then it would sink back to the neck of the bottle again.
wouldn't you drown in mountain dew, if you tried to open it that way?

Whatever you used to clog the bottle would probably be the weakest point in the system as the bottle would have been designed to withstand the pressure of infinite amount of mountain dew.
i don't think the bottomless bottle is much different from your average bottle..so it probably can't withstand unlimited pressure. i made up a theory that will explain everything. there isn't really a bottomless bottle of mountain dew. it's just a regular bottle, one of the huge ones though. these things are just so bright in colour, that if you watch it for more than two seconds, the image of the bottle and the liquid, that is being poured out, is burned into the your retina...and thus it seems as if the stream goes on and on.

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

Hmmm...
The Properties of Infinite Mountain Dew 101.

anyone here would own at this class. ^_^

And to the people who talk about emptying the bottle and putting a object inside (Infinite Storage Unit) That wouldn't work.

See, you couldn't empty the bottle in the FIRST place because it is an infinite bottle of Mountain Dew, and mountain Dew only. It can't be emptied, and dropping something in would just fall out when you pour the Dew out again.

Simple. Quite simple. I think?

back to the first question that started the thread: If that worked, would I be able to use it to torture Sam and Max and some of Gotham City (SCP and The Joker are one in the same! oooh!)

[Jake]

I think Sam has an infinite storage unit...

I think Sam can only really hold 20 things at once, but usually tops out at around 11 or 12 if you try really hard.

[someguyfromazoo]

What if some evil mastermind got the Bottomless Bottle of Dew?He might, like, use all the dew to drown cities, or something...

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

What if some evil mastermind got the Bottomless Bottle of Dew?He might, like, use all the dew to drown cities, or something...
*gives the Dew Bottle to Hugh Bliss*

OOOH. Caffine is the source of Joy and happiness...

*Gives the Dew bottle to The Joker*

What the hell is this for?

*Gives to the Shambling Corporate Presence*

BLAARGH! *drinks forever*

*gives to the Soda Poppers*

S-S-Soda? *Drinks until the have to go urinate for the rest of their life*

Hmm... yes, that WOULD be interesting,

[bigdondoo]

I think Sam can only really hold 20 things at once, but usually tops out at around 11 or 12 if you try really hard.

When I come to the point where I have to click a button to go to the second round of items, I start wondering about thing's like this. Thanks for the clarification!

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I can't use this piece of string here...

[wisp]

I think Sam can only really hold 20 things at once, but usually tops out at around 11 or 12 if you try really hard.
so, he can't hold more items, because there usually aren't more around?

It can't be emptied, and dropping something in would just fall out when you pour the Dew out again.
if you drop a small item into a bottle filled with any kind of drinkable liquid and you turn the bottle round and pour the stuff out...doesn't the small object usually come out last? i'm not sure about this, but i think that's what usually happens...unless the small item is heavy enough or so...anybody here, who knows something about physics?

[bigdondoo]

if you drop a small item into a bottle filled with any kind of drinkable liquid and you turn the bottle round and pour the stuff out...doesn't the small object usually come out last? i'm not sure about this, but i think that's what usually happens...unless the small item is heavy enough or so...anybody here, who knows something about physics?

It depends on whether the objects floats or not. (Where's Dave Letterman when you need him?) If it floats, it'll come out last, which, with our bottomless bottle, means that we'll never see it again. If it sinks, it comes out first, which means that it'll disappear when we put it in, but then sink when we turn over the bottle to pour out the Dew.

In other news, "Never ending soda! Ahahah ahahah ahahah!"

[Shmeh]

It depends on whether the objects floats or not. (Where's Dave Letterman when you need him?) If it floats, it'll come out last, which, with our bottomless bottle, means that we'll never see it again. If it sinks, it comes out first, which means that it'll disappear when we put it in, but then sink when we turn over the bottle to pour out the Dew.

In other news, "Never ending soda! Ahahah ahahah ahahah!"

If it floats, then you just open the bottle and it will be floating there at the top. No problem. The only way it would definitely lost forever, is if the object dissolves or gets stuck to the side of the bottle (when it's out of reach, of course).

[bigdondoo]

If it floats, then you just open the bottle and it will be floating there at the top. No problem.

'tis true! You are correct sir! :)

[Darkblade07]

The endless bottle of MD is a really interesting subject.
But what made it endless?

[InfamousDS]

The endless bottle of MD is a really interesting subject.
But what made it endless?

Homestar

[someguyfromazoo]

Never ending sooo-dUUUUH...UHH AH ah UH AH ah UH AH ah...

[Ben Again]

The bottle may be infinite, but those crazy bottle makers had nothing to do with the dew. ... So the guys at the filling place can't really infinitly fill the bottle. Espeshally when the robots always put in the same amount every time. But if they did fill it sepretly, who would want to fill it... forever?

[InfamousDS]

The bottle may be infinite, but those crazy bottle makers had nothing to do with the dew. ... So the guys at the filling place can't really infinitly fill the bottle. Espeshally when the robots always put in the same amount every time. But if they did fill it sepretly, who would want to fill it... forever?

It was created by Homestar, he is the only person capable of this feat. Do not question the existence.

[someguyfromazoo]

do not question the existence.

come quietly.you will be assimilated.

[Tandy 400]

Maybe Homestar's mind is beyond anything any human being has ever known. Maybe being stupid is a front...FOR HIS MASTERMIND ABILITY! He is secretly plotting the take over of Free Country, USA. With Diaper Pies, Bottomless Liters of Mountain Dews, Cool Tapes and Spinning Buzzers.

The same way he lifts things without arms is the same way he creates the BLOMDs.

[someguyfromazoo]

Hey, wait, if it's bottomless, but it's an ordinary bottle, than doesn't that mean if you open it you will flood the whole world?I mean, it's an infinite source, but the bottle isn't big enough to hold such quantities, so the water will escape when it can, so if you make it so the dew can escape(i.e., open the bottle,) it will, and being an infinte source, all the dew will gush out, and never stop, so it will make so much dew, that it will flood houses,towns,cities,states/territories,countries, and finally, planets.Wait, they should make an episode(if the make another season of SBCG4AP)where a terrorrist group rises in Strong Badia, and they steal the bottle, and will open the bottle, unless Strong Bad gives them the Lappy.

[bigdondoo]

Hey, wait, if it's bottomless, but it's an ordinary bottle, than doesn't that mean if you open it you will flood the whole world?

This has made me wonder about the nature of the Dew and the bottle. You're right about it being an infinite source, however your final idea (the flooding of the with sweet, sweet Mountain Dew) is not seen in practice. Therefore, it would seem that the bottle itself must have some sort of special unknown property.

When Homestar poured the Dew on the computer it continually comes out and would never stop unless he stops pouring it. The bottle is finite, but can hold infinate amounts of Mt. Dew. Therefore, it is my conjecture that the bottle is in fact the item producing the never ending Dew. When the Dew is poured out of the bottle, more Dew is formed thus creating a seemingly never ending soda.

We shall call this the Bigdondoo Mountain Dew Theorum #1

[someguyfromazoo]

Ohh, so basically it would flood the world, but really slowly.

[CKcheeseboy]

Hey, wait, if it's bottomless, but it's an ordinary bottle, than doesn't that mean if you open it you will flood the whole world?I mean, it's an infinite source, but the bottle isn't big enough to hold such quantities, so the water will escape when it can, so if you make it so the dew can escape(i.e., open the bottle,) it will, and being an infinte source, all the dew will gush out, and never stop, so it will make so much dew, that it will flood houses,towns,cities,states/territories,countries, and finally, planets.Wait, they should make an episode(if the make another season of SBCG4AP)where a terrorrist group rises in Strong Badia, and they steal the bottle, and will open the bottle, unless Strong Bad gives them the Lappy.

Well, that depends on the nature of the Mountain Dew inside the bottle. If it is pressurized and being forced out of the opening, then yes, that may happen. If it is not pressurized, though, then the Mountain Dew will only come out of the opening until the level outside the bottle is the same as the level inside the bottle, which would be no higher than the highest point of the bottle. Therefore, it would depend on where the bottle was being held, as it would be a much worse flood if it was on the top of a mountain as opposed to being held at sea level where the flood would only be a few feet deep.

[someguyfromazoo]

Well, that depends on the nature of the Mountain Dew inside the bottle. If it is pressurized and being forced out of the opening, then yes, that may happen. If it is not pressurized, though, then the Mountain Dew will only come out of the opening until the level outside the bottle is the same as the level inside the bottle, which would be no higher than the highest point of the bottle. Therefore, it would depend on where the bottle was being held, as it would be a much worse flood if it was on the top of a mountain as opposed to being held at sea level where the flood would only be a few feet deep.

What if they shook it up alot?

[CKcheeseboy]

What if they shook it up alot?

Hmm, good point...then it would depend on how long the carbonation lasted. Like, would it go flat soon after opening, or, like the Dew itself, is the carbonation endless?

[someguyfromazoo]

Anything is possible, in the Homestar Zone.deedle deedle deedle deedle......

[Ugly Bird]

I have a theory about the nature of Homestar's Mountain Dew bottle. The way I see it, the bottle is just an ordinary bottle, accept that it has a wormhole attached to the bottom of it (inside the bottle, not outside). This wormhole is connected to an endless universe where the only thing that exists (or ever has existed) is Mountain Dew. Oh, and this wormhole is a smart wormhole. It somehow knows whether or not the Mountain Dew bottle is full. If the bottle is full, it closes itself. If the bottle is not full, it opens, letting Mountain Dew into the bottle only as fast as it can normally be poured out.

Horray for me. I just solved everything.

[Rather Dashing]

My theory is that the Chapmans were lazy animators and made a joke out of it.

[TrogLlama]

My theory is that the bottle of Mountain Dew works like the infinite-storage cube that was in the Jimmy Neutron cartoon- it can store an infinite amount of anything in a small, portable object and whatever you need to come out of it will when you activate it... somehow... how exactly does that work anyway? Well, nevermind. The answer's probably really stupid.
Anyway, it's like that but it's only got Mountain Dwah in it.

[wisp]

i just created another theory about the bottle. it actually is a completely regular...okay, maybe not regular, since it's one of the bigger sizes, like a half gallon? i'm not good with non-metric stuff...anyways, it's a normal bottle of mountain dew, nothing magic about it, neither to the bottle itself, nor to it's content. the fact that makes the supply of mountain dew endless is just homestar. he just buys a bottle, probably from bubs, and starts pouring the stuff over electronics he finds appropriate. he is however completely ignoring the fact, that there is only a limited amount of liquid in the bottle, so he just keeps pouring. his "stupidity" - maybe stupidity is not quite right, reality-defyingness or something - is just so imense that the laws of physics are simply not strong enough to conquer it. you know the saying "this is so stupid, it has to work"...aaaand that's how it works.

[CKcheeseboy]

My theory is that the Chapmans were lazy animators and made a joke out of it.

Yeah, but would you rather people discuss this or make hundreds of "When is it coming out?!?!" threads?

[bigdondoo]

My theory is that the Chapmans were lazy animators and made a joke out of it.

That's not very scientific at all... ;)

i just created another theory about the bottle. it actually is a completely regular...okay, maybe not regular, since it's one of the bigger sizes, like a half gallon? i'm not good with non-metric stuff...

Homestar was holding a 2 liter bottle of Dew. The only time we go metric in the US is with our bottles of soda... I don't know why. It's kind of weird if you ask me. It's even more puzzling then the bottomless bottle itself...

[Rather Dashing]

The very universe of Homestar Runner isn't exactly scientific. You don't have to look much farther than the bottle to see[the effects of] Homestar's invisible arms.

And Strong Bad interviewed himself in a sailor's outfit. No explanation is possible for that. ;)

[wisp]

Homestar was holding a 2 liter bottle of Dew. The only time we go metric in the US is with our bottles of soda... I don't know why. It's kind of weird if you ask me. It's even more puzzling then the bottomless bottle itself...
really? back in the day, when i used to receive my regular supply of those 24 can crates of dew, it said oz on them...i think.

[bigdondoo]

The very universe of Homestar Runner isn't exactly scientific. You don't have to look much farther than the bottle to see[the effects of] Homestar's invisible arms.

And Strong Bad interviewed himself in a sailor's outfit. No explanation is possible for that. ;)

I've always thought that Homestar has telepathy which uses up his other mental capacity which is why he's not too bright. I also think that the interview (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail113.html) could be a possiblity of a temporal shift in the timestream allowing Strong Bad to interview himself. There's also cloning, which I haven't rule that out.

[Rather Dashing]

I wouldn't buy the telpathy idea either. Marzipan is definitely nowhere near Homestar's mental ability, for example. Even the King of Town is smarter than Homestar by a good margin.

Also, I think that they just needed two Strong Bads, and went with it.

[bigdondoo]

I wouldn't buy the telpathy idea either. Marzipan is definitely nowhere near Homestar's mental ability, for example. Even the King of Town is smarter than Homestar by a good margin.

Also, I think that they just needed two Strong Bads, and went with it.

Well, the way I see it, everything is explained in a practical manner. I'm sticking with my story.

Actually, if you think about out, if Homestar can do telepathy with his mental ability, then Marzipan and the KOT being smarter should be able to as well. Even Strong Bad has been shown to be able to do a little telepathy from time to time (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail25.html). The reason why other people don't is because they have arms and don't need to.

[InfamousDS]

Well, the way I see it, everything is explained in a practical manner. I'm sticking with my story.

Actually, if you think about out, if Homestar can do telepathy with his mental ability, then Marzipan and the KOT being smarter should be able to as well. Even Strong Bad has been shown to be able to do a little telepathy from time to time (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail25.html). The reason why other people don't is because they have arms and don't need to.

Strong Bad has never done telepathy, that is the power of his emblem to pop tops, whether it be cold ones or hats.

[someguyfromazoo]

Telepathy Diamond?Anything is possible...in the Homestar Zone.Everybody Everybody...

[MaxFan]

really? back in the day, when i used to receive my regular supply of those 24 can crates of dew, it said oz on them...i think.

Yeah, they mark every size except the 2 litre bottles with ounces.

[Tandy 400]

I still stand by my theory that Homestar is smarter than any other human being alive and is ploting the take over of Free Country, USA. Being stupid is just a front.

[someguyfromazoo]

He will woool da wowld. With mind contwol, bwoadcastud on The ShOW.

[Iron Curtain]

i just created another theory about the bottle. it actually is a completely regular...okay, maybe not regular, since it's one of the bigger sizes, like a half gallon? i'm not good with non-metric stuff

Actually we have 1-liter and 2-liter bottles. We also have 20- and 24-oz bottles as well, but 20-oz bottles and 12-oz cans are the commonest. The US military and NASA also use the metric system, as it is taught to us for science in school. However, it is really difficult for us to imagine a meter in our mind when a foot is more common. I, however, have no problem with the celsius scale at colder temperatures, but I prefer Fahrenheit at hotter temperatures (like now).

[bigdondoo]

I've always thought that Homestar has telepathy which uses up his other mental capacity which is why he's not too bright...

I'm wrong (http://www.homestarrunner.com/DNA.html). Homestar has invisible arms.

[Senor Cardgage Man]

Well, if your ability to procreate wanes from drinking Dew, you could always switch to Powerthirst (www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)...

Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!!!

Or you could have some Brawndo the thirst mutilator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY&feature=related

[The Tire]

when was it bottomless? It's just the never ending sooooooda I thought

[wisp]

i don't think you can use past tense with something being endless....it either is endless or not. if it "was" endless...then it actually wasn't...because it has ended.

anyways...where is the difference between it being "endless" and "never ending" in this case?

[Ben Again]

...where is the difference between it being "endless" and "never ending" in this case?

I guess endless means you can pour it anytime, and it'd never run dry. And then endless would be it just keeps pouring... all the time... Put it right side up and you got a founten.

[Darkblade07]

I guess endless means you can pour it anytime, and it'd never run dry. And then endless would be it just keeps pouring... all the time... Put it right side up and you got a founten.

you might want to edit that...you said endless,twice.

[Tester Scott]

Not only is the bottle endless but so is the amount of posts about it.

[MaxFan]

Internet junkies looking for an infinite supply of caffeine.

[metalkombat]

Mmmmm.... I need to get me one of these endless bottles of Mountain Dew...

I'm pretty sure there's absolutely nothing scientific about it whatsoever. It's almost the Chapman Brothers making fun of themselves for not concluding the Mountain Dew pouring. Just another example of their ridiculosity.

*mentalnote*That, metalkombat, is a marvelous word, and should really be used in everyday conversation.*mentalnote*

[wisp]

Not only is the bottle endless but so is the amount of posts about it.
are you trying to imply something here? like, that this thread is rather useless and we need to seize making up new pseudo-philosophical crap about infinite beverages?