View Full Version : Does anyone know how I can talk and rap like coach z?
TomSuperman
06/06/2008, 07:31 pm
How do I learn to talk and rap like Coach Z.
Juhsayngul
06/06/2008, 07:32 pm
I don't know. How?
ShaggE
06/06/2008, 08:00 pm
Pronounce vowels as "or" or "aer", for starters. :p (Example: "Job" as "jorb", "jaerb", or even "jaeaeaerb". "The Cheat" as "The Chort". "Homestar" as "Hormstaer" or "Hamstray")
As for Coach's rapping, just find an outdated slang term and repeat it many times over a beat.
Just try imitating Coach Z.
xChri5x
06/07/2008, 06:00 pm
Make a youtube video so we can all laugh at you.
MaxFan
06/07/2008, 06:09 pm
^ yeah!
Make a youtube video so we can all laugh at you.
Lolz.
TomSuperman
06/08/2008, 12:38 am
Wonder Why The brother Chaps didn't make a DVD about this?
Wonder Why The brother Chaps didn't make a DVD about this?
Because they never thought of making a DVD about such a stupid thing. LEARN YOURSELF.
xChri5x
06/08/2008, 04:35 am
I don't think talking like Coach Z is going to really do you any good.
Shauntron
06/08/2008, 12:22 pm
Why don't people make everything I want?
Krodge
06/08/2008, 05:00 pm
Go to an open mic night and just keep repeating/mispronouncing "Here we go, 1, 2, 1, 2." If the ladies all ignore you after that you must be doing something right.
The Ladies
06/08/2008, 06:18 pm
Does anyone know how come Coach Z don't dance no more?
Krodge
06/08/2008, 06:27 pm
See Tom? "The Ladies" ignored your post and the topic completely. I couldn't be more proud.
BadStrong
06/08/2008, 07:38 pm
See Tom? "The Ladies" ignored your post and the topic completely. I couldn't be more proud.
LOL! That is pretty funny.
Hey, it's The Ladies. Is it true that you all know Strong Bad's name?
Back on topic: Coach Z speaks with a bogus Inland North accent, so I'd suggest that you get yourself a bogus Inland North accent too. Basically, you just take certain vowel sounds and replace them with other, more different vowels. You can start by reading and listening to the examples on this page (http://www.stanford.edu/~eckert/vowels.html) (scroll to the very bottom, under the heading "Detroit Area Vowels"). Also, here's a pretty good NPR interview (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5220090) with William Labov that has some nice info about the Northern Cities Shift. Hope this helps.
ShaggE
06/08/2008, 07:54 pm
^ Interesting stuff. Great jaerb there.
LuigiHann
06/13/2008, 10:42 am
Coach Z can't rap. Or talk, for that matter.
someguyfromazoo
06/13/2008, 08:40 pm
Coach Z can't rap. Or talk, for that matter.
You did a great jeeearar,jooorab,jeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooo oooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrb...ah screw it.
hjj5899
06/13/2008, 10:32 pm
How do I learn to talk and rap like Coach Z.
So sorry , i dont know .
Ooze33
06/17/2008, 01:55 pm
Just say "one two, one two" after everything you say. (and use jorb instead of job)
someguyfromazoo
06/17/2008, 06:24 pm
Just say "one two, one two" after everything you say. (and use jorb instead of job)
Sleep on a bench, to.In a sweaty locker room. Don't shower.You'll got Coach Z Stink, Rap, Talk and Arthritis!
StrongMatt
06/19/2008, 07:58 am
Just miss words, put some letters in the wrong place and make some of them last twice as long as they should.
someguyfromazoo
06/19/2008, 09:52 am
Just miss words, put some letters in the wrong place and make some of them last twice as long as they should.
No, SEVERAL times more then they should.
StrongMatt
06/19/2008, 11:18 am
Hmmm... depends what episode your watching.
someguyfromazoo
06/19/2008, 12:48 pm
Hmmm... depends what episode your watching.
Yeah.Jorb VS. JOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRB
Strong Bad Fan
06/23/2008, 01:42 am
1,2....2,1,1,2,1,1,2,1,2,1,2
Do a combination of stuff with 1 and 2.
Juhsayngul
06/23/2008, 11:23 am
Binary+1
Strong Bad Fan
06/23/2008, 04:23 pm
Binary+1
lolwut?
Juhsayngul
06/23/2008, 04:36 pm
Never mind.
Tandy 400
07/12/2008, 05:22 pm
Coach Z Dictionary
__________________________________________________ _____________________
Jorb ----- Job ----- jORb
Jareb ----- Job ----- j-air-b
Sprot ----- Sport ----- spROT
Pfargtl ----- None ----- puh-fARG-tull
Arp ----- Up ----- airp/ARp
Homester ----- Homestar ----- HOme-stER
Homestaar ----- Homestar ----- HOme-stAIR
Whort ----- What ----- wuh-ORT
Pyork ----- Puke ----- pe-yOR-k
__________________________________________________ _____________________
That's all I can think of at the moment. Other ways to pronounce words like CZ are to:
*Use AIR to replace things like ARE. Most AR areas.
*"AH"-sounding parts of words should have an extra "Y" sound at the end. Like "Strong Bayd".
Rap Help:
*Mostly talk normaly like Coach Z. No singing.
*Don't rhyme.
*Say "One, two" alot during the rap.
*ALWAYS try to freestyle.
*Complaining about your bodily ailments are acceptable.
Okay, so, that's about the best you'll get out of me. A Homestar Runner Dictionary and Words Guide....that's another lesson...for another time.
Krodge
07/12/2008, 06:06 pm
Never mind.
I got it. I laughed. Out loud even.
Astrobilly777
07/12/2008, 06:14 pm
R A P S O N G Yes! yes, y'all and we don't stop! coach Z and PCP cold rappity rap!
like that.
Krodge
07/13/2008, 11:01 am
I'm the lyricologel Coach Z,
I like my ointments topical, Mostly
And if you got the itchy toes then come see me,
I got a rap song featuring Peacey P.
Now listen up to me y'all biscuitheads,
I'd like a piece of dried toast and 2 scrambled eggs,
Order hash browns, make 'em extra crips,
A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits.
Oh storp, that man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song
Great stuff. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/rapsong.html)
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