Insult Sword Fighting

[Harley Quinn]

Thought it would be interesting to start our own thread duel and learn more insults for your vocab. Use both classics and your own!

I'll start off with a classic

'You fight like a cow!'

[ShaggE]

There's only one response to this, and it is the chainsaw of insult swordfights... "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

:D

[MaxFan]

Way to kill a thread before it starts ;)

[Harley Quinn]

Now, however can I top that?

[xChri5x]

I am rubber, you are glue

[Linque]

"Your poor swordsmanship is only shadowed by your lack of creativity!"

[xChri5x]

"I can't use these things together"

[Linque]

*swing* *shackle* *stab*

Ha! Monsieur Chris, I will be having that map now!

*sails away*

[Harley Quinn]

Look! It's a three headed monkey!

[TrogLlama]

Look! It's a three-headed OPOSSUM with THREE HEADS!

[Mysterysheep]

Failure!;)

[StrongBadinator]

yo mama's so ugly when she looked in a mirror the mirror said; "oh no! Michal Jackson escaped from prison!"

(yeah i know, kinda strange. my friend told it to me.)

[Strong Bad Fan]

<Insert awesome sentence here>

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert awesome sentence here>

<Insert witty comeback here>

[Molokov]

<Insert Loincloth here>

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert Loincloth here>

<Vomit here>

[Harley Quinn]

Computer says no.

[Strong Max]

I'll kick your but in the face with a gun!:cool:

[Strong Bad Fan]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

[Nightlight]

"What's a stwuggle?"

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

*groan*Dude, like a drunken/abusive father would say,'Once is annoying.Twice is a death sentence.' Help the gene pool, though.(I'm kidding)

[Harley Quinn]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

You soo would have been stabbed by now.

[yogurtmano8675309]

"haha your attacks are witty but can you handle this?"triple salchow!"STAB!!"

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!" OWNED.

[Kedri]

Ug, man. We need more Monkey Island fans here...

"You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"YOUR FACE is no match for my brains!"

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You're a Beatles album and I'm a hillbilly with a match!

[Darkblade07]

"Keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw."
yes,i got that from the ringer

[Dr. Zoidberg]

keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

That's what she said!!!!!

[yogurtmano8675309]

mine wasnt really an insult...your!no...my!no...ive got it!
"would you like your grave to say "moron" or "idiot"?

[Strong Bad Fan]

"You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

[Breakman]

(This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)

"You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Anyone who reads this is a poo-poo head.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You pair 'o pathetic parapetetics!!!!!

Yes, I got that from Calvin and Hobbes.

[Strong Bad Fan]

(This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)



They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

I stole it from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Ike says it.

Edit: I don't have Brawl or a Wii.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Why not? NERD.

[Darkblade07]

Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

[someguyfromazoo]

Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.(don't ask why I was at the mental institution)

[yogurtmano8675309]

Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Breakman]

Does anyone actually know how to "Insult Sword Fight"? It looks as if people are just throwing random insults... ^^;;;

I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.

After picking up your medication? Is that how you fly?
(I'm not satisfied with that comeback. I didn't want to say "is that how you get high" for obvious reasons. XP That was a hard attack... ^^; )

[Kedri]

I do...'-'

But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again:

I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

[Strong Bad Fan]

You gonna cry?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

...So yes.

[Strong Max]

MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

...So yes.

Unless they see your acne-ridden face...

[yogurtmano8675309]

double mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

My only acne is concealed under my MANLY hair. Unlike you, pilmple-face Bill.

[someguyfromazoo]

Oh, so you have Hypertrichosis? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis) Or Hirsutism? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

It's on my upper forehead, you moron.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (http://phobialist.com/#H-), so I just scared you all bigtime.

[Breakman]

But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again

The trick is to ignore everyone else who isn't playing right. ;p


I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

Not before I slice you up into a ribbon bouquet.

[Kedri]

:D

*reacquires game face*

There are no words for how disgusting you are.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Your existence isn't just not making the world better, it's actually making the world worse.

[Darkblade07]

Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (http://phobialist.com/#H-), so I just scared you all bigtime.

That was pure genius!!!

[StinkomanFan]

Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio

[Breakman]

:D
There are no words for how disgusting you are.

At least I don't look like I stumbled out of a bar...

*retaliates*

I'll block any attack, day or night.

[yogurtmano8675309]

Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio

holy moly!!!:eek:

[Guybrush Threepwood]

This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!

[Strongsadioware]

This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!

Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!

The correct comeback was actually 'Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated', but I'll take yours too!

[Snocat]

Enough tricks, Tricks are for kids!
-Carl from Family Matters

Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't deprived of oxygen at birth?
-?

Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?
-Groucho Marx

I'll bet when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
-The Three Stooges

Go ahead, make my day.
-Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

I know that was a lot, but I thought I'd get all of my favorites out before I get into some original business. I warn you though, business is my business ;)

[someguyfromazoo]

You crapped your pants wile watching Manos the Hands of Fate. Twice. Once from when you fell asleep, once from when that horrifying "Meeting Torgo" scene.

[StinkomanFan]

Look who talking Mr. Afraid-of-that-robot-from-Santa-Clause-conquers-the-martians-erson

[natlinxz]

sry if this is racist, but:
Your mom and a brick have lots in common,
theyre both dirty
and they both get laid by mexicans





lol, a joke this crude could only be found on the official XBOX forums.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?
Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is ham!
Eeeverything you know is wrong...
You fail so much, none of these insults can describe it.

[Strongsadioware]

Raggle fraggle says you, the bear-a-lope!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

That made absolutely no sense.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[s]Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?[s]

Isn't that from Anchorman?

[Snicklin]

Oh, yeah? Well, you... you look like a fool! *Misses pathetically*

[metalkombat]

The only person who can bear to look at you is your mother, and even she must wear protective eye goggles!

[Darkblade07]

Yo mamma is so fat she died not to long ago and was kicked out of hell
and thrown back onto earth because she was crowding up the place!!!

[Snicklin]

You're a facewitch!

Whoa! I just topped you all!!!

[Compy 386]

Entering Combat...

Snicklin Dexterity: 4

Your Dexterity: 386

You have initiative.

Compy 386 attacks!

-->attack with quip

"Hey, bread boy! Why dontcha mosy on back to the pantry, or I'll toast you and eat you for breakfast!"

[Darkblade07]

Yo mamma is so poor she had to put a small fry on layaway!

[Compy 386]

Yo mamma is so poor she had to put a small fry on layaway!

Yo mamma's so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

Yo papa's so fat, the mailman thought he was the house next door!

Yo mamma's so cheap, she sold her soul to the devil on Boxing Day!

[Darkblade07]

Yo mamma is so dumb she bought a donut and took it back cause it had a hole in it

Yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo mamma is so stupid, it said on the weather channell that it would be chilli,so she ran outside with a bowl

[Compy 386]

Yo mamma is so dumb she bought a donut and took it back cause it had a hole in it

Yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo mamma is so stupid, it said on the weather channell that it would be chilli,so she ran outside with a bowl

Yo papa died in the war because he held his gun backwards!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the zoo the zookeeper shouted "Mary! You left the door to the elephant cage open again!"

Yo mamma's so ugly, she had a stroke because her heart tried to commit suicide!

[Compy 386]

Entering Combat...

Darkblade07 Dexterity: 27

Your Dexterity: 386

You have initiative.

Compy 386 attacks!

-->attack with quip

"Hey, Darkbutt! I sure hope your mind isn't as dull as that second-hand butterknife you named yourself after!"

[Darkblade07]

Entering Combat...

Darkblade07 Dexterity: 27

Your Dexterity: 386

You have initiative.

Compy 386 attacks!

-->attack with quip

"Hey, Darkbutt! I sure hope your mind isn't as dull as that second-hand butterknife you named yourself after!"

...TIME FOR SOME POKEMON REFERENCES!!!

I choose you, Yo mamma Joke-achu!!!

"I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the road and asked what she was doing,she replied, "I'm moving"!!!!"

[Compy 386]

...TIME FOR SOME POKEMON REFERENCES!!!

I choose you, Yo mamma Joke-achu!!!

"I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the road and asked what she was doing,she replied, "I'm moving"!!!!"

Attack failed.

So did yo mamma in Kindergarden!

[Snicklin]

Yo mamma's so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

Yo papa's so fat, the mailman thought he was the house next door!

Yo mamma's so cheap, she sold her soul to the devil on Boxing Day!

Those are all taken. I feel very sorry at the fact that you rip quotes off of Yo Momma cards just so you can actually be noticed.

Ha! Take that!

[Compy 386]

Those are all taken. I feel very sorry at the fact that you rip quotes off of Yo Momma cards just so you can actually be noticed.

Ha! Take that!

*looks at cards Snicklin's reading off* e_e

[Snicklin]

You're still a facewich.

[Compy 386]

You're still a facewich.

You suffer from night terrors. And you still have last year's Decemberween decorations up!

[Snicklin]

Why make fun of me when you go on killing sprees over not being able to purchase a cup of coffee?

[Darkblade07]

Attack failed.

So did yo mamma in Kindergarden!
this ones kind of mean but...
at least i have a mother,unlike you who has 2 fathers.THATS RIGHT!!!YOUR ADOPTED!!!!

[Compy 386]

this ones kind of mean but...
at least i have a mother,unlike you who has 2 fathers.THATS RIGHT!!!YOUR ADOPTED!!!!

You call that pile o' lard a MOTHER?!?!

[Snicklin]

Look who's talking! *Slices right in the gut*

[Compy 386]

You're the son of a chipwitch!!!

[Snicklin]

Wait, this is INSULT sword fighting, man! What part of it don't you understand? *Fight speeds up*

[Maxilyah]

I think it would be easier to list the part he DOES understand. ;)

[Snicklin]

I can name four things this guy understands.

[Maxilyah]

I'm surprised you can count that high. (We ARE still insulting, right?)

[Snicklin]

You know what they say: Get the plank out of your own eye before pointing out the speck of dust in soeone else's.

[StinkomanFan]

You know what they say: Get the plank out of your own eye before pointing out the speck of dust in soeone else's.

*Facepalm* No wonder my head hurts!

[Compy 386]

You know what they say: Get the plank out of your own eye before pointing out the speck of dust in soeone else's.

Wazzat? Scriptue? You Quotin' Scripture?

[Snicklin]

There! You did it again!

[Maxilyah]

So? You've done it a billion times now.

[metalkombat]

Not only are you all fighting like complete imbeciles, but you also come across as idiotic baboons!

And one of you appears to be drooling down your out-of-style shirt!

[Maxilyah]

Hey, are you ok?! I heard on the news that a short bus flipped over and I wanted to make sure you were ok, because I know how you don't like to wear your helmet sometimes!

[metalkombat]

That wasn't a short bus, that was a mini-van.

Wait... did I just insult myself? Crap.

[Maxilyah]

You crapped yourself too? :O

[metalkombat]

Only after after I saw how hideous you are.

[the_napoleon]

liek, ur face iz ghey lollol

[Teeth]

What made you notice that? Wanted to hook up with it?

:D

[Snicklin]

Not only are you all fighting like complete imbeciles, but you also come across as idiotic baboons!

And one of you appears to be drooling down your out-of-style shirt!

Ha! And you're telling ME that.

[Maxilyah]

Maybe if you were a bit smarter, you wouldn't NEED to be told.

[Darkblade07]

Maybe if you were a bit smarter, you wouldn't NEED to be told.

maybe if you were a bit thinner you wouldn't break the toilet every time you sit on it

[metalkombat]

maybe if you were a bit thinner you wouldn't break the toilet every time you sit on it

Maybe if you were a bit more good-looking, you wouldn't break the mirror every time you look in it.

Maybe if you were a bit less hairy, you wouldn't break the razor every time you used it.

Maybe if you were a bit better at making conversation, you wouldn't break people's interest every time they tried to talk to you.

Maybe if you were a bit less homicidal, you wouldn't break people's necks every time they approached you.

Wait... what?

[metalkombat]

You're all so absent-minded that you completely forgot about this thread! Can't you pay attention to anything?

[antirikurox]

You're all so absent-minded that you completely forgot about this thread! Can't you pay attention to anything?

at least i am not dumber than a potato! (i know potatoes don't have brains, it is impossible to be dumber than one, oh wait no it isn't because you are!)

[metalkombat]

Very clever, Rick who certainly does not rock...

*Points out subtle insult aimed at antirikurox's name*

[Snicklin]

Ha ha ha! You guys are pathetic! Playing by ear just to make each other feel bad! I pity you. I really do.

[Darkblade07]

Very clever, Rick who certainly does not rock...

*Points out subtle insult aimed at antirikurox's name*

yes,yes...very clever metal who certainly does not kombat

*points out how stupid the joke you just made was*

[Ugly Bird]

yes,yes...very clever metal who certainly does not kombat

*points out how stupid the joke you just made was*

Very good... blade, that actually is dark, but only because it's dull.

And your face looks like an ugly bird!

Wait... maybe that's a compliment?

[Darkblade07]

Very good... blade, that actually is dark, but only because it's dull.

And your face looks like an ugly bird!

Wait... maybe that's a compliment?

No it can't be a compliment because ugly birds are so stupid!!!

[Snicklin]

You're more stupid than anyone else on this page!!!

[metalkombat]

I see that I've set off a multitude of insults similar to the one I originally made. Can't you guys come up with your own material?

[Darkblade07]

I see that I've set off a multitude of insults similar to the one I originally made. Can't you guys come up with your own material?

yeah but its so much more fun to say how dumb your jokes are

[metalkombat]

yeah but its so much more fun to say how dumb your jokes are

Was that supposed to be an insult? It turned into a gigantic, blinking sign pointing out your stupidity.

[Darkblade07]

Was that supposed to be an insult? It turned into a gigantic, blinking sign pointing out your stupidity.

in fact it was supposed to be an insult,but your too stupid to know that

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hey, I just heard of a great new product called intellegence! You should get some.


(Yeah, I know right now you guys are all like :eek::eek::eek: at my TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ORIGINAL insult.)

[metalkombat]

Hey, I just heard of a great new product called intellegence! You should get some.

I had that before it was even popular. You sure could use some, though... maybe for Christmas!

[antirikurox]

Hey, metal! yo momma so fat she sat on a beach and the whales came up and said "we are family, even though your fatter than me!"

[Snicklin]

Yo momma so fat, she isn't! (Another one of those some-things-are-better-left-unsaid jokes.)

[Darkblade07]

yo mamma so fat she jumped on a scale to measure her weight
and the scale said,"One at a time,please"

[StinkomanFan]

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

[antirikurox]

at least i don't say bad words in private messages unlike someone who did just a minute ago *stares at stinkomanfan*

[metalkombat]

"Your momma's so fat..." jokes. How original.

[smellyman206]

Yo momma! (apparently that's a joke in itself.???)

[Maxilyah]

Yo Momma's so stupid, she climbed over a chain-link fence to see what was on the other side.

[metalkombat]

Yo momma's so stupid, she can't think of any jokes that don't start with "yo momma".

[Maxilyah]

Oh yeah? Well, you fight like a cow.

[Snicklin]

Hee hee, MetalKombat fights like a cow!

[Maxilyah]

Would you like to be buried or cremated?

[metalkombat]

I fight like a cow, eh? Well then, I ought to fall on top you and either crush you or suffocate you.

[Maxilyah]

Don't fall. Your weight might cause an earthquake. XD

[Ugly Bird]

Hey, guess what Metalkombat and everyone else, but especially Metalkombat, but ESPECIALLY everyone else... you're dumpy! That's right, your dumpy. Your face is dumpy and your nose is dumpy and your intoxicatingly captivating eyes are dumpy too! And especially your ears are dumpy... they look like... a dump!

And also... um... your mother is a cow!

[Maxilyah]

Your stupidity causes me to be speechless.

[Ugly Bird]

Your stupidity causes me to be speechless.

Oh yeah! Well... your over-all dumpiness causes me to vomit a dumpy, dump-like substance from out of the dump...ths of my stomache!

[metalkombat]

I am neither fat nor dumpy. But if I continue to eat like I do a few years down the road when I lose my metabolism, I may not be so lucky....

*cough*

You reek-a!

[Ugly Bird]

I am neither fat nor dumpy. But if I continue to eat like I do a few years down the road when I lose my metabolism, I may not be so lucky....

*cough*

You reek-a!

I own that shirt! It's a great shirt. Almost as good as the one I have with a pixelated image of a whale that says "A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?"

At any rate, a wizard has apparently turned you into a LOOSER, at BIRTH! Then he probably went insane and now he can't change you back. Ha ha ha ah ha ah ah ha!

[metalkombat]

At any rate, a wizard has apparently turned you into a LOOSER, at BIRTH! !

He obviously turned you into a poor speller. Unless, of course, you meant something from this list...

1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
3. uncombined, as a chemical element.
4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.
5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.
6. available for disposal; unused; unappropriated: loose funds.
7. lacking in reticence or power of restraint: a loose tongue.
8. lax, as the bowels.
9. lacking moral restraint or integrity; notorious for his loose character.
10. sexually promiscuous or immoral; unchaste.
11. not firm, taut, or rigid: a loose tooth; a loose rein.
12. relaxed or limber in nature: He runs with a loose, open stride.
13. not fitting closely or tightly: a loose sweater.
14. not close or compact in structure or arrangement; having spaces between the parts; open: a loose weave.
15. having few restraining factors between associated constituents and allowing ample freedom for independent action: a loose federation of city-states.
16. not cohering: loose sand.
17. not strict, exact, or precise: a loose interpretation of the law.
18. Sports.
a. having the players on a team positioned at fairly wide intervals, as in a football formation.
b. (of a ball, hockey puck, etc.) not in the possession of either team; out of player control.
–adverb
19. in a loose manner; loosely (usually used in combination): loose-flowing.
–verb (used with object)
20. to let loose; free from bonds or restraint.
21. to release, as from constraint, obligation, or penalty.
22. Chiefly Nautical. to set free from fastening or attachment: to loose a boat from its moorings.
23. to unfasten, undo, or untie, as a bond, fetter, or knot.
24. to shoot; discharge; let fly: to loose missiles at the invaders.
25. to make less tight; slacken or relax.
26. to render less firmly fixed; lessen an attachment; loosen.
–verb (used without object)
27. to let go a hold.
28. to hoist anchor; get under way.
29. to shoot or let fly an arrow, bullet, etc. (often fol. by off): to loose off at a flock of ducks.
30. Obsolete. to become loose; loosen.
—Idioms
31. break loose, to free oneself; escape: The convicts broke loose.
32. cast loose,
a. to loosen or unfasten, as a ship from a mooring.
b. to send forth; set adrift or free: He was cast loose at an early age to make his own way in the world.
33. cut loose,
a. to release from domination or control.
b. to become free, independent, etc.
c. to revel without restraint: After the rodeo they headed into town to cut loose.
34. hang or stay loose, Slang. to remain relaxed and unperturbed.
35. let loose,
a. to free or become free.
b. to yield; give way: The guardrail let loose and we very nearly plunged over the edge.
36. on the loose,
a. free; unconfined, as, esp., an escaped convict or circus animal.
b. behaving in an unrestrained or dissolute way: a bachelor on the loose.
37. turn loose, to release or free, as from confinement: The teacher turned the children loose after the class.

(Special thanks to dictionary.com!)

[yogurtmano8675309]

ok metalkombat and maxylah are on fiah oh and your head is wide...like a river! ah hahahahahahahahahaha you have the river head ahhahahahahahahhahahah

[Snicklin]

I'm sick to my stomach at the fact that you are all nerds. Seriously.

[Ray-The-Sun]

And I'm sick to my stomach at your stomach. It looks like a toxic waste dump! oh wait. IT IS.

[metalkombat]

ok metalkombat and maxylah are on fiah oh and your head is wide...like a river! ah hahahahahahahahahaha you have the river head ahhahahahahahahhahahah

What a horrible jumbled mess. Let's see.... metalkombat.... maxilyah (misspelled, even!)... quote from 8-Bit is Enough....

If you're going to insult someone, at least put some effort into it. They just don't pack the punch that they could if they were understandable, you know? Or maybe you just need a better grasp on the English language.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Yeah, He does. Maybe he's actually so nerdy, He speaks in binary.

[yogurtmano8675309]

What a horrible jumbled mess. Let's see.... metalkombat.... maxilyah (misspelled, even!)... quote from 8-Bit is Enough....

If you're going to insult someone, at least put some effort into it. They just don't pack the punch that they could if they were understandable, you know? Or maybe you just need a better grasp on the English language.

i'm sorry teacher.

[metalkombat]

i'm sorry teacher.

You ought to be. Now go write "I will not make illegible insults on this thread." 300 times on the chalk board.

[yogurtmano8675309]

haha if this were in real life i would totally just write "teacher sucks!!"
oh and yo mamas so fat she could sit on the twin towers and not fall in between!

[Ray-The-Sun]

haha if this were in real life i would totally just write "teacher sucks!!"
oh and yo mamas so fat she could sit on the twin towers and not fall in between!

Please punctuate, Or Video-Game Satan will devour your soul, and turn you into a Final Fantasy fanboy. and you don't want that. TRUST ME.

[metalkombat]

haha if this were in real life i would totally just write "teacher sucks!!"

And after you wrote that, I could bust a meter stick over your ignorant head.

[Maxilyah]

You'd damage the meter stick.

[metalkombat]

You'd damage the meter stick.

Exactly. Hitting him over the head with enough force to break it would hopefully teach him not to proclaim his hate for me on the chalkboard.

Was that supposed to be an insult?

[Ugly Bird]

Everyone here has unfavorable qualities.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Yes. Yes they do, You Ugly Yellow Bird.

[Ugly Bird]

Yes well, you see, that really just isn't a very clever thing to say to me, Mr. RTS, for you see I have already openly declared myself to be both ugly and a bird and also maybe yellow. You should maybe give a little more thought to what you're actually saying, next time you try and insult me and/or others, you heaping pile of annonymously sculpted puke!

[yogurtmano8675309]

well done ub!i give it a "not last" *ding*

[Ray-The-Sun]

Yes well, you see, that really just isn't a very clever thing to say to me, Mr. RTS, for you see I have already openly declared myself to be both ugly and a bird and also maybe yellow. You should maybe give a little more thought to what you're actually saying, next time you try and insult me and/or others, you heaping pile of annonymously sculpted puke!

Hmm, A challenge..

Well, If you are openly admitting that you are Ugly and A bird, You must have no problems whatsoever with your physical appearance, but mentally, you're probably an idiot, A moron, A Fanboy (of some sort) or A crazy-man.
What else, Oh yeah! you take that Avatar straight from an Episode of H*R, proving that you aren't confident enough to make something Poor in MSpaint/GIMP and use that as your avatar, and you either want the Cheat to explode, Or swell up and fly away.

[Ugly Bird]

So, in summary, I'm trying to divert attention away from my poor and/or impaired state of mind by trying to make people focus on my appearance instead, I'm insecure about my MS paint skills, and I think it's funny when The Cheat explodes or swells up like a balloon? Well, to that I say: you are simultaniously mostly wrong (the jury's still out on whether I'm a crazy-m'n or not), totally correct (I am no artist), and completely and utterly correct (who doesn't think it's funny when The Cheat explodes/swells up like a balloon?).

Now I almost feel that pointing out the silliness of your latest insult has been just about enough of an insult in itself, but I should like to say one more thing, just to top it off. Of all the many different and wonderful things to be obsessed with, why have you chosen Starfox? I think you probably just had to choose something with talking animals, since you probably enjoyed stuff like Sesame Street so much as a kid (and young teen) that you just had to pick something similar to graduate to.

[Ray-The-Sun]

So, in summary, I'm trying to divert attention away from my poor and/or impaired state of mind by trying to make people focus on my appearance instead, I'm insecure about my MS paint skills, and I think it's funny when The Cheat explodes or swells up like a balloon? Well, to that I say: you are simultaniously mostly wrong (the jury's still out on whether I'm a crazy-m'n or not), totally correct (I am no artist), and completely and utterly correct (who doesn't think it's funny when The Cheat explodes/swells up like a balloon?).

Now I almost feel that pointing out the silliness of your latest insult has been just about enough of an insult in itself, but I should like to say one more thing, just to top it off. Of all the many different and wonderful things to be obsessed with, why have you chosen Starfox? I think you probably just had to choose something with talking animals, since you probably enjoyed stuff like Sesame Street so much as a kid (and young teen) that you just had to pick something similar to graduate to.

Damn, You're good =/

But, No, we didn't get Sesame Street as much Across the pond, I mainly chose Starfox because; A) Its one of the few games where I own the original in the series (I own Starwing, SMW, and Mario Paint original Carts) B) The games ACTUALLY CAME OUT in england (I'm looking at you Earthbound :mad:) And C, That in brawl, FALCO CAN DODGE. Oh, and they have a Game in the series on DS, and that theres a Meme from it.

But yeah, I'm running out of ideas, I'm just gonna give up now, And I don't really care, I've taken worse Crap in my life ;)

[metalkombat]

But yeah, I'm running out of ideas, I'm just gonna give up now, And I don't really care, I've taken worse Crap in my life ;)

1. Lack of originality.
2. Insulted by peers.
3. Used obnoxious smiley.
4. Low brain cell count.

[Ugly Bird]

1. Lack of originality.
2. Insulted by peers.
3. Used obnoxious smiley.
4. Low brain cell count.

#1: Unnecessarily sequential list.
#3: Didn't use "#" symbol.
#60: Lack of appreciation for lighthearted smileys.
#27: Insufficient evidence to support statement 4.

[metalkombat]

#1: Unnecessarily sequential list.
#3: Didn't use "#" symbol.
#60: Lack of appreciation for lighthearted smileys.
#27: Insufficient evidence to support statement 4.

#1: Lack of education about the sequential order of numbers.
#2: Used the same form of insult that he himself used to insult me. Hypocrite.
#3: Yes, this is another list.

[Ray-The-Sun]

#1: Lack of education about the sequential order of numbers.
#2: Used the same form of insult that he himself used to insult me. Hypocrite.
#3: Yes, this is another list.

•Lack of originality in any way,
•Lack of lighthearted Humor,
•Use of the word "Hypocrite", Possibly the scond most overused insult ever.
•A list that uses numbers. Boo.

[Maxilyah]

•Lack of originality in any way,
•Lack of lighthearted Humor,
•Use of the word "Hypocrite", Possibly the scond most overused insult ever.
•A list that uses numbers. Boo.

1. Lack of brains.
2. Not using intelligence. Possibly the second most retarded person ever.
3. A list that uses bullets. Boo.
;)

[metalkombat]

•Use of the word "Hypocrite", possibly the second most overused insult ever.

Also one of the best "insults" (try accusation) ever. It is almost definite that anyone who practices hypocrisy is a complete idiot, moron, jerk, etc...

[Ugly Bird]

Everyone here is especially devoid.

Devoid of what, you ask?

Everything!

Everything good anyway.

And most likely you've all been swimming in gross bodily fluids for the last several days.

And don't forget to forget to remember...

Paragraphs with more than one sentence are going out of style.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Did I mention how everyone sucks but me?

[metalkombat]

Nothing. Just nothing.

[metalkombat]

Paragraphs with more than one sentence are going out of style.

Areyousurethatyoudidn'tmeansentenceswithnospacesar ecomingintostyle? That'swhat'sinwhereIcomefrom. Iguessthatmakesyoualoser.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Areyousurethatyoudidn'tmeansentenceswithnospacesar ecomingintostyle? That'swhat'sinwhereIcomefrom. Iguessthatmakesyoualoser.

Wait, So are you trying to say the inabillity to write ANY good sentences isn't the fad... Damn.

[metalkombat]

Wait, So are you trying to say the inabillity to write ANY good sentences isn't the fad... Damn.

Yep. Thatmakesyoualosertoo.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Shut up, You Green(house) gas emitting Cr*pbox! Go asplo' somewhere ELSE.

[Ugly Bird]

Areyousurethatyoudidn'tmeansentenceswithnospacesar ecomingintostyle? That'swhat'sinwhereIcomefrom. Iguessthatmakesyoualoser.

Ugly Bird was saddened by this bit of news, and felt ashamed.

"Ineverwanttobealoseragain," he said, and sumersaulted away! He sumersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he ran into metalkombat, obliterating him into a fine powdery dust-type substance, which he pulverized and subsequently obliterated again, for good measure.

"Beingafinepowderydust-typesubstanceisonlyfortheloseriestoflosers!" said Ugly Bird. While performing fifteen awesome wrestling moves on a nearby stump.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Ugly Bird was saddened by this bit of news, and felt ashamed.

"Ineverwanttobealoseragain," he said, and sumersaulted away! He sumersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he ran into metalkombat, obliterating him into a fine powdery dust-type substance, which he pulverized and subsequently obliterated again, for good measure.

"Beingafinepowderydust-typesubstanceisonlyfortheloseriestoflosers!" said Ugly Bird. While performing fifteen awesome wrestling moves on a nearby stump.

Inspired by Strong Bad much?

[Ugly Bird]

Inspired by Strong Bad much?

Strong Bad is my favorite role model. How did you know?

Anyway, you're like the opposite of him.

[metalkombat]

"Ineverwanttobealoseragain," he said, and sumersaulted away! He sumersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he ran into metalkombat, obliterating him into a fine powdery dust-type substance, which he pulverized and subsequently obliterated again, for good measure.

Now, now, let's not go confusing this thread with the "Kill the Member Above You" thread. We all know how much you like to confuse thread topics, but it has to end sometime.

[Ugly Bird]

Yeah, I do sometimes confuse things for other things, like when I all the time confuse YOUR FACE with a HIDEOUS PILE of PERVERSION! It's just that it's so perverse...

Also, I did imply that you were one of the loseriest of losers, which qualifies as an insult.

[metalkombat]

Not only are you a loser, but you're also a jerk. This means that you're mean to everyone, but no one cares, or even listens to you. This leaves you unfulfilled, and you become depressed. You are now a depressed loser jerk.

[StinkomanFan]

Your face!

[metalkombat]

Your lack of intelligence!

[StinkomanFan]

your parents!

[metalkombat]

your parents!

Yes, they are awesome. Unlike yours.

[StinkomanFan]

You win this round metalkombat

[metalkombat]

You win this round metalkombat

w00t

[Ugly Bird]

You win this round ugly bird

Why, thank you!

[metalkombat]

Why, thank you!

You award-stealing, good-for-nothing fake!

*snatches back round-win*

[Ugly Bird]

You award-winning, good-for-everything totally legitimate guy!

*gives you several thousands of dollars for being so awesome*

Whoa there, metalkombat, don't you think you're overdoing it just a little?

[Ray-The-Sun]

Whoa there, metalkombat, don't you think you're overdoing it just a whole huggy bunch, I mean, its not like I wanted that much money, Its just that you're proving how much you suck!

I think I fixed it.

[metalkombat]

I see that you two have picked up the fine art of editing other people's posts by means of the quote, most likely learned from the obnoxious child known to this forum as "antirikurox".

[Ray-The-Sun]

I see that you two have picked up the fine art of editing other people's posts by means of the quote, most likely the most awesome thing on the planet, I could Never replicate something so awesome in my life. I tip my hat to you, Ray, The-Sun.

How flattering, and finally, someone whose polite when trying to give an insult!



Moron

[StinkomanFan]

My cat is more inteligent then you!

[Ray-The-Sun]

My cat is waaay more stupid compared to you guys and your awesomesauce ways!

Nice compliment.

Feline-Freak

[metalkombat]

How depressing. Finally, someone who's polite enough to push me off the edge.



*kills himself*

I think that I might consider going to his funeral.
Nah.

[StinkomanFan]

Feline-Freak

http://icu.tinsanity.net/

[Ray-The-Sun]

ಠ_ಠ is overused.

[metalkombat]

ಠ_ಠ is overused.

Warning
This is not a legitimate insult. Anyone who has read, or will read, this insult should know that it was posted randomly and without any thought whatsoever.

Please take caution while reading this post. If your doctor has not prescribed it to you, it may be unsafe for your health. Side-effects of reading this post may include loss of intelligence, a sickening feeling in the stomach, or the sudden urge to insult RTS.

Ingredients: Stupidity

[Ray-The-Sun]

Warning
This is not a legitimate Bad thing. Anyone who has read, or will read, this insult should know that it was posted randomly and without any Stupidity whatsoever.

Please take caution while reading this post. If your doctor has not prescribed it to you, it may be totallysafeineveryway. Side-effects of reading this post may include loss of Cancer, or the sudden urge to praise Ray with Starfox games.

Ingredients: Intelligence

Best. Experimental Drug. EVER!

[metalkombat]

Best. Experimental Drug. EVER!

A bit narcissistic, perhaps?

[Harley Quinn]

I drink your milkshake.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I drink your milkshake.

Way to bump a 9 day old thread.

[Snicklin]

It is very clear that none of you are anywhere NEAR as awesome and most likely not to be a cat typing on a computer as me.

Meow.

[Ray-The-Sun]

What a bump ¬.¬

[Snicklin]

Bump.

[StinkomanFan]

Not-being-a-cat-typing-on-a-computor.
Meow!

[Ray-The-Sun]

Jumpin' on the baaaand wagon...


B-U-M-P!

[metalkombat]

You all lack the creativity to insult anyone, and thus, substitute the word BUMP.

[Harley Quinn]

Well your all lardy enough to belly bump a thread.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Better to be Lardy (Even if I was) than to be Anorexic, Skeletor.

[pizzapuma]

oh, insults? OK then,POWERWORD ULTIMA!
*is upgraded to one million in each stat*386!
*equips compy 386 pet*now then, YOU ARE ALL FACEWITCHES WITH NO BRAINS AND ARE
UGLY AND MAKING THE WORLD WORSE! done.

[Snicklin]

YOU SICKEN ME!

http://smellyjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/shoop-da-whoop.jpg

[Harley Quinn]

Really, how are we going to have a battle of wit? Dude, your unarmed.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You win battles of wit with your mind. I use PK Thunder.

[splash1]

You couldn't baby-sit a Timberling without a piece of chicken to help you!

[Ray-The-Sun]

You couldn't baby-sit a Timberling without a piece of chicken to help you!

What?

[metalkombat]

What?

Quit asking questions and start making answers!

[Ray-The-Sun]

Quit asking questions and start making answers!

I refuse to take orders from those lesser or much lesser than myself.

[StinkomanFan]

I refuse to take orders from those lesser or much lesser than myself.

Then why do you listen to your mom?

[metalkombat]

I refuse to take orders from those lesser or much lesser than myself.

Why you make comments that have nothing to do with the conversation, I'll never know.

[splash1]

Why you make comments that have nothing to do with the conversation, I'll never know.

Maybe he lost his hilarity, oh wait that's just you.

[Snicklin]

Hey, Splash! It may not have occurred to you, but many gaming reviews show that World of Warcraft is for only the purest fantasy geeks, you fantasy geek!

[splash1]

Okay that's it! You went to far, Mr. I think I can make a Silly Adventure! Your avatar is a loaf of bread!

[Snicklin]

Please take it easy. That wasn't a direct insult, you know. I'm just going by the rules of the game.

[splash1]

I know, I was doing the same thing. :p

[Arodin]

This thread needs to be resurrected!

It was kind of prophetic of Harley Quinn to start this thread over a year ago.

Anyway...

You have the sex appeal of a shar pei!

[Harley Quinn]

At least I have sex appeal, you my friend, only a peel after too much sun

[pizzapuma]

your mother was a hamster, your father smelt of elderberries, and you are a small-penised facewhich.

[Guy in a Box]

...and the thread is killed as fast as it was resurrected.

[pizzapuma]

Mwhahahahahaha!

[Snicklin]

Making up insults for others to make yourself feel superior. Sad.

[Darkblade07]

Making up insults for others to make yourself feel superior. Sad.

indeed, its a sad day when loafs of bread have to call out other people who make up insults just so he can say people want to be superior when he just insulted people so he could feel superior...sad

[Snicklin]

Now you're just trying to sound smart.

[Darkblade07]

only because you are sounding dumb

[Guy in a Box]

And you're sounding dumber.

[Darkblade07]

not as dumb as your mother!

[StrongBadinator]

(ugh. You had to say 'mother'. Ah, well. Bottoms up.)

Bah!' Your mother'!? 'YOUR MOTHER'!?? I've heard better comebacks from a psyciatrist! Terrible! Terr-A-bel!!

[Darkblade07]

atleast i have mother

[Snicklin Mobile]

You fail miserably at trying to sound smart.

[Marduk]

Thought it would be interesting to start our own thread duel and learn more insults for your vocab. Use both classics and your own!

I'll start off with a classic

'You fight like a cow!' Crap, I didn't know there was already a thread like this before I started the other one. I'm really really sorry.

[StrongBadinator]

You fail miserably at trying to sound smart.

You fail miserably at life.

[Snicklin]

Words don't affect oneself unless if the listener decides to comprehend it.

[Darkblade07]

words don't affect oneself unless if the listener decides to comprehend it.

...wha ya say?

[StrongBadinator]

if you cant understand THAT, then i wont say my insult, cuz it'll fly straight over your head. moron.

[Snicklin]

Oh, I understand it, but it's not like it's going to start a revolution.

Go ahead, StrongBadinator. Do your worst.

[StrongBadinator]

I'll start a revolution on your FACE!!

[someguyfromazoo]

Jealous because is face is only moderately ugly, and yours is completely atrocious, so you attack it? That's not a great method of vengeance.

[Darkblade07]

I'll start a revolution on your FACE!!

ummmm, whats that supposed to mean?
You probably just made that up and started giggling....Thats not even funny.

[StrongBadinator]

Really? Is the only reason your attacking me is because your to big of an idiot to insult S.G.F.A.Z.? C'mon. You obviously had no idea how to come back at that, so you just said; "hey! That really Awesome guys post looks easy to come back at! Who cares about the poster right above me! I'm too stupid to come back at that!"

[Snicklin]

I could imagine you teary-eyed and choked up while you wrote that.