Insult Sword Fighting

[Harley Quinn]

Thought it would be interesting to start our own thread duel and learn more insults for your vocab. Use both classics and your own!

I'll start off with a classic

'You fight like a cow!'

[ShaggE]

There's only one response to this, and it is the chainsaw of insult swordfights... "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

:D

[MaxFan]

Way to kill a thread before it starts ;)

[Harley Quinn]

Now, however can I top that?

[xChri5x]

I am rubber, you are glue

[Linque]

"Your poor swordsmanship is only shadowed by your lack of creativity!"

[xChri5x]

"I can't use these things together"

[Linque]

*swing* *shackle* *stab*

Ha! Monsieur Chris, I will be having that map now!

*sails away*

[Harley Quinn]

Look! It's a three headed monkey!

[TrogLlama]

Look! It's a three-headed OPOSSUM with THREE HEADS!

[Mysterysheep]

Failure!;)

[StrongBadinator]

yo mama's so ugly when she looked in a mirror the mirror said; "oh no! Michal Jackson escaped from prison!"

(yeah i know, kinda strange. my friend told it to me.)

[Strong Bad Fan]

<Insert awesome sentence here>

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert awesome sentence here>

<Insert witty comeback here>

[Molokov]

<Insert Loincloth here>

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert Loincloth here>

<Vomit here>

[Harley Quinn]

Computer says no.

[Strong Max]

I'll kick your but in the face with a gun!:cool:

[Strong Bad Fan]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

[Nightlight]

"What's a stwuggle?"

[someguyfromazoo]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

*groan*Dude, like a drunken/abusive father would say,'Once is annoying.Twice is a death sentence.' Help the gene pool, though.(I'm kidding)

[Harley Quinn]

<Insert another awesome sentence here>

You soo would have been stabbed by now.

[yogurtmano8675309]

"haha your attacks are witty but can you handle this?"triple salchow!"STAB!!"

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!" OWNED.

[Kedri]

Ug, man. We need more Monkey Island fans here...

"You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"YOUR FACE is no match for my brains!"

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You're a Beatles album and I'm a hillbilly with a match!

[Darkblade07]

"Keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw."
yes,i got that from the ringer

[Dr. Zoidberg]

keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

That's what she said!!!!!

[yogurtmano8675309]

mine wasnt really an insult...your!no...my!no...ive got it!
"would you like your grave to say "moron" or "idiot"?

[Strong Bad Fan]

"You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

[Breakman]

(This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)

"You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Anyone who reads this is a poo-poo head.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You pair 'o pathetic parapetetics!!!!!

Yes, I got that from Calvin and Hobbes.

[Strong Bad Fan]

(This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)



They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

I stole it from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Ike says it.

Edit: I don't have Brawl or a Wii.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Why not? NERD.

[Darkblade07]

Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

[someguyfromazoo]

Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.(don't ask why I was at the mental institution)

[yogurtmano8675309]

Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Breakman]

Does anyone actually know how to "Insult Sword Fight"? It looks as if people are just throwing random insults... ^^;;;

I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.

After picking up your medication? Is that how you fly?
(I'm not satisfied with that comeback. I didn't want to say "is that how you get high" for obvious reasons. XP That was a hard attack... ^^; )

[Kedri]

I do...'-'

But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again:

I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

[Strong Bad Fan]

You gonna cry?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

...So yes.

[Strong Max]

MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

...So yes.

Unless they see your acne-ridden face...

[yogurtmano8675309]

double mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

My only acne is concealed under my MANLY hair. Unlike you, pilmple-face Bill.

[someguyfromazoo]

Oh, so you have Hypertrichosis? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis) Or Hirsutism? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

It's on my upper forehead, you moron.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (http://phobialist.com/#H-), so I just scared you all bigtime.

[Breakman]

But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again

The trick is to ignore everyone else who isn't playing right. ;p


I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

Not before I slice you up into a ribbon bouquet.

[Kedri]

:D

*reacquires game face*

There are no words for how disgusting you are.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Your existence isn't just not making the world better, it's actually making the world worse.

[Darkblade07]

Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (http://phobialist.com/#H-), so I just scared you all bigtime.

That was pure genius!!!

[StinkomanFan]

Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio

[Breakman]

:D
There are no words for how disgusting you are.

At least I don't look like I stumbled out of a bar...

*retaliates*

I'll block any attack, day or night.

[yogurtmano8675309]

Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio

holy moly!!!:eek:

[Guybrush Threepwood]

This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!

[Strongsadioware]

This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!

Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!

The correct comeback was actually 'Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated', but I'll take yours too!

[Snocat]

Enough tricks, Tricks are for kids!
-Carl from Family Matters

Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't deprived of oxygen at birth?
-?

Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?
-Groucho Marx

I'll bet when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
-The Three Stooges

Go ahead, make my day.
-Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

I know that was a lot, but I thought I'd get all of my favorites out before I get into some original business. I warn you though, business is my business ;)

[someguyfromazoo]

You crapped your pants wile watching Manos the Hands of Fate. Twice. Once from when you fell asleep, once from when that horrifying "Meeting Torgo" scene.

[StinkomanFan]

Look who talking Mr. Afraid-of-that-robot-from-Santa-Clause-conquers-the-martians-erson

[natlinxz]

sry if this is racist, but:
Your mom and a brick have lots in common,
theyre both dirty
and they both get laid by mexicans





lol, a joke this crude could only be found on the official XBOX forums.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?
Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is ham!
Eeeverything you know is wrong...
You fail so much, none of these insults can describe it.

[Strongsadioware]

Raggle fraggle says you, the bear-a-lope!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

That made absolutely no sense.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[s]Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?[s]

Isn't that from Anchorman?