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tobar
07/24/2008, 05:26 pm
....if Telltale were a woman I'd marry her. Anyone who says different is either already married or a liar. First Sam and Max, then Strong Bad and now Wallace and Gromit!?!?! It boggles the mind.

dg10050
07/24/2008, 05:30 pm
The mind boggles.

HoolyRocket
07/24/2008, 05:32 pm
I do like TellTale but I wouldn't marry it. I like Wallace and Gromit, but I didn't exactly see this coming!

tabacco
07/24/2008, 05:41 pm
....if Telltale were a woman I'd marry her. Anyone who says different is either already married or a liar. First Sam and Max, then Strong Bad and now Wallace and Gromit!?!?! It boggles the mind.

Telltale likes you too, but more as a friend.

ShaggE
07/24/2008, 05:50 pm
....if Telltale were a woman I'd marry her.

Then, good sir, we shall duel. For you see, I am the suitor who shall take Telltale's hand(?) in marriage.

...

Have at you! *lightsaber sounds*

xChri5x
07/24/2008, 06:05 pm
Telltale likes you too, but more as a friend.


uh Oh. It's the "friend zone"

jp-30
07/24/2008, 06:17 pm
I like Telltale so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

tabacco
07/24/2008, 06:18 pm
i like telltale so much i want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

ftw!

xChri5x
07/24/2008, 06:26 pm
Pregnant with a Monkey Island game of course.

tobar
07/24/2008, 06:26 pm
Telltale likes you too, but more as a friend.

Aww, the story of my life.

*goes off to do forlorn type stuff*

*throws some insult fighting quips toward ShaggE on the way out*

ShaggE
07/24/2008, 06:34 pm
I like Telltale so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Wow. Nice!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9a/240px-YOU'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg

jp-30
07/24/2008, 06:38 pm
I like that 'You're Winner" jpeg so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

tabacco
07/24/2008, 07:16 pm
Hahahahaha!



(If you don't get the reference, I weep for you)

tobar
07/24/2008, 07:18 pm
Morgan for the win. :p

ShaggE
07/24/2008, 07:30 pm
I get the reference, but I never knew it had become a meme. :p

MaxFan
07/24/2008, 10:04 pm
It boggles the mind.

I suppose if you had a mind, it would be easily boggled ;)

Guybrush Threepwood
07/25/2008, 01:35 am
....if Telltale were a woman I'd marry her. Anyone who says different is either already married or a liar. First Sam and Max, then Strong Bad and now Wallace and Gromit!?!?! It boggles the mind.

*ahem* and Bone!

Shmeh
07/25/2008, 02:33 am
*ahem* and Bone!
Wait. If Telltale has a "Bone"r then you really married a....(dun dun dah!)...man!
*cue crying game music*

nirniva
07/25/2008, 06:23 am
Wait. If Telltale has a "Bone"r then you really married a....(dun dun dah!)...man!
*cue crying game music*

http://forumspile.com/No-Darth_Vader.jpg

patters
07/25/2008, 08:20 am
....if Telltale were a woman I'd marry her. Anyone who says different is either already married or a liar. First Sam and Max, then Strong Bad and now Wallace and Gromit!?!?! It boggles the mind.

i wouldn't marry her, sleep with her a couple of times yes, she would keep too many secrets from me to be marriage material

someguyfromazoo
07/25/2008, 09:27 am
I would, but it's not legal to marry companies that make point-and-click adventure games.

Yet.

RabidZombie
07/25/2008, 09:39 am
I like that 'You're Winner" jpeg so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Man, if Telltale ever made a game as bad as Big Rigs, I'd have to kill my self in an accident involving accelerating in reverse towards the speed of light and going through a bridge.

stronggamer
07/25/2008, 10:06 am
you always wanna be just friends,weres the commitment,wheres the romance.
wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why dont you love me.
[pulls out giant 100k diamond ring]

someguyfromazoo
07/25/2008, 10:10 am
Man, if Telltale ever made a game as bad as Big Rigs, I'd have to kill my self in an accident involving accelerating in reverse towards the speed of light and going through a bridge.

In a Ford Pinto.

Katana
07/25/2008, 03:10 pm
Y'know, what with the most pathetically interesting game at E3 this year being Gears of War 2 (JOO CAN PIK UP ENEMEES NOW) I actually think this might have gotten a surprising amount of attention if it had been revealed at one of the conferences. Too bad there's no section for PC developers without an enormous publisher behind them.

samstar runner
07/25/2008, 03:30 pm
I cant wait. Is it only going to be for pc, or is a wii version in the works

LuigiHann
07/25/2008, 04:11 pm
uh Oh. It's the "friend zone"

Gotta watch out for ladder theory

jackcos13
07/25/2008, 11:31 pm
I'm just getting all my fingers and toes crossed as I mention these:

Dr. Who
Weebl and Bob
Warner Bros. (Bugs Bunny and the like...)
South Park

Stranger things have happened :)


Well done Telltale Games, you are now my favourite developer in the world!

ShiratoriNinjaBrat
07/26/2008, 01:35 am
aww man seeing as how it is i guess we can't exactly complain about wallace and gromit can we?
can we?

ugh... goin from a foul mouth rabbity eared talkin, to a foul mouth internet email readin wrestler legend, to a not so foul mouthed canadian comedy? c'mon...

jeeez... might as well do the grand adventures of gumby..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2neu7ImEn_U

or the grand adventures of frog and toad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOPXn-X_CaY


both of which are boring as hell.. and are only cool cause of nostalgia value.

what about sam and max season 3... CLAYMATION!!! OH YEAAA... now that would be CRAPTASTICALLY PERFECT for every molecule, animal, and person to buy.. muwahaha

Badwolf
07/26/2008, 01:42 am
to a not so foul mouthed canadian comedy? c'mon...

Wallace and Gromit is Canadian? Eh?

someguyfromazoo
07/26/2008, 07:42 am
I think he means british...oh wait, Canadians used to be french...
I think.Didn't pay attention in History.

Breakman
07/26/2008, 08:33 pm
ShiratoriNinjaBrat, if you are insinuating Wallace and Gromit are "boring as hell", I guess your hell is my heaven.


This announcement is very surprising but rather exciting. I can't wait how this will work out and hope it comes with great success. B)

Rather Dashing
07/26/2008, 08:57 pm
jeeez... might as well do the grand adventures of gumby..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2neu7ImEn_U
...


That would be....

AWESOME.

Can you imagine all the amazing adventure goodness to be had in the world of Gumby, where all is malleable and books work as portals to new landscapes?

dg10050
07/27/2008, 07:32 am
A Gumby game would be awesome. I used to love that show. I still have my bendy Gumby action figure. :)

ShaggE
07/27/2008, 12:41 pm
http://www.pythonline.com/files/pythonline/images/Mr.%20Gumby.gif


Oh... wrong Gumby...

someguyfromazoo
07/27/2008, 12:59 pm
Who is that?!?

ShaggE
07/27/2008, 01:15 pm
That is one of the Gumbies from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

wefeelgroove
07/27/2008, 02:02 pm
Max and Strong Bad are foul-mouthed? I know Strong Bad abuses the word "crap" like it's going out of style and all, but aside from that how many obscenities do those two spout on a regular basis? :confused:

Dangerzone
07/27/2008, 02:31 pm
Sleep with telltale? Ugh, I don't even want to think about where it has been... (epically when it was young and impressionable) So ill pass on that one

Oh and if you want to see foul mouth, may i suggest listening to just about anything from a certain comic convention that has been going on this week :rolleyes: ...Even the Entertainment weekly, elite-media "visionaries" panel was hit with a few F-bombs (right after they got done telling everyone about a children's charity, IIRC)

Compared to that... Sam and Max is tame... and SB barely registers on that particular offense scale

Klemmins
07/28/2008, 02:20 pm
I would, but it's not legal to marry companies that make point-and-click adventure games.

Yet.

Just go to California.


Anyways, I don't wanna marry TTG, I want them to be my cool uncle that I only see on Christmas and federal holidays that always gives me the BESTEST presents... like SBCG4AP for example. And then when I'm 35 and get kicked outta my house I'll run away to Wisconsin to stay with him. And we all live happily ever after.

I just wrote your next game series, TellTale.

ladognome
07/28/2008, 02:45 pm
i know! i'm so excited myself! I've always loved Wallace and Gromit and Homestar, and the fact that Telltale is making them is even better!!! :D

except...if i was going to marry Telltale, I'd hope he was male. :p

tobar
07/29/2008, 04:23 am
A Gumby game would be awesome. I used to love that show. I still have my bendy Gumby action figure. :)

Exactly what he said. ^ Except I still love that show.