Chuck Norris Jokes

[biscuitdoughhandsman]

Im bored so I decided to see how creative people are and wanted to see your Chuck Norris jokes. ( Try to make them clean! Little childrens might be reading.)
THANK YOU

[someguyfromazoo]

I bet Artie, The Strongest Man In The World VS. Chuck Norris fan fics are out there, and I bet their the strongest fan fics in the world.Strong as in the strong smell, like fecal matter.
Okay, I know it barely has anything to do with Chuck Norris, but at least he's involved.I just don't know where I could find that book or whatever it was saying Chuck norris is extremely kickass.

[ShaggE]

Hi, 2005! :D How's the wife? Good, good. Me? Just sitting here in 2008.

By the way, you think Half Life 2 is pretty? Wait 'til you see Crysis! It'll Blow. Your. Mind.

Seriously.

Oh, and get this: The Nintendo Revolution? It's called the Wii now! ... No, really. ... Stop laughing.

Well, gotta go. Tell the late 90's not to worry. The Macarena fad WILL end. Pokemon, not so much.

Oh, and tell them Y2K turned everyone into zombies. :D

[ladognome]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

[Klemmins]

Hi, 2005! :D How's the wife? Good, good. Me? Just sitting here in 2008.

By the way, you think Half Life 2 is pretty? Wait 'til you see Crysis! It'll Blow. Your. Mind.

Seriously.

Oh, and get this: The Nintendo Revolution? It's called the Wii now! ... No, really. ... Stop laughing.

Well, gotta go. Tell the late 90's not to worry. The Macarena fad WILL end. , not so much.

Oh, and tell them Y2K turned everyone into zombies. :D


That was just cruel.

[MaxFan]

Yet quite funny.

[dentbuds]

Hi, 2005! :D How's the wife? Good, good. Me? Just sitting here in 2008.

By the way, you think Half Life 2 is pretty? Wait 'til you see Crysis! It'll Blow. Your. Mind.

Seriously.

Oh, and get this: The Nintendo Revolution? It's called the Wii now! ... No, really. ... Stop laughing.

Well, gotta go. Tell the late 90's not to worry. The Macarena fad WILL end. Pokemon, not so much.

Oh, and tell them Y2K turned everyone into zombies. :D

thats awesome. but isn't this supposed to be chuck norris jokes. hears mine:
chuck norris once had a full container of sleeping pills. they made him blink.
chuck norris doesn't make his breakfest, it makes itself out of fear.
waldo hides from chuck norris.
when chuck norris does pushups, he doesn't go up, the world go's down.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ this is my source!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

thats awesome. but isn't this supposed to be chuck norris jokes. hears mine:
chuck norris once had a full container of sleeping pills. they made him blink.
chuck norris doesn't make his breakfest, it makes itself out of fear.
waldo hides from chuck norris.
when chuck norris does pushups, he doesn't go up, the world go's down.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ this is my source!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, Nice!

Chuck Norris doesn't MOW the lawn... he DARES his grass to grow!

Chuck Norris's urine is now sold as an Energy Drink. You may know it as "Red Bull"

k, that's enough... =P

[Mysterysheep]

thats awesome. but isn't this supposed to be chuck norris jokes.

The joke was that Chuck Norris jokes were the "in" thing in 2005. In other words, your a few years late.

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

The joke was that Chuck Norris jokes were the "in" thing in 2005. In other words, your a few years late.
actually they're coming back in styylllee.... Not.

I just had a few spares from back then.

[someguyfromazoo]

Here's one with a vague reference:
Chuck Norris can beat Air Man.
EDIT:Anyone know the reference?HINT:It's a song.

[TrogLlama]

Hmm...
Well, I can say with absolute certainty that Mr. T doesn't jump the shark, he punches it in the face. True story.
Chuck Norris, on the other hand...
Well, he supported Huckabee. That counts for nothing, right?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Okay, this is a really weird thing to try.When playing World of Warcraft, type "Chuck Norris" into the chat line.Like, everyone on the server will start making crappy Chuck Norris jokes.

Oh, and Chuck Norris and Mr. T had a contest to see who could get a man to the moon the fastest.Chuck Norris threw Buzz Aldrin, and Mr. T threw Niel Armstrong.(I know it's backwards...Mr. T is cooler.)

[Breakman]

Here's one with a vague reference:
Chuck Norris can beat Air Man.
EDIT:Anyone know the reference?HINT:It's a song.

Answer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=KLbFctG3tw0
or the English version which I just found now (there's actually a lot of them!)...
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzCfUM7BM8

That was a lame reference... XP

[biscuitdoughhandsman]

Oh, and Chuck Norris and Mr. T had a contest to see who could get a man to the moon the fastest.Chuck Norris threw Buzz Aldrin, and Mr. T threw Niel Armstrong.(I know it's backwards...Mr. T is cooler.)

Can anyone tell me how to make a poll like they did in the If you could only see one movie this summer... forum, i want to see whos better: Chuck Norris, or Mr. T

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Mr. T.No freakin' question."I want Balboa!!!"

[biscuitdoughhandsman]

na, chuck norris all the way!

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

Can anyone tell me how to make a poll like they did in the If you could only see one movie this summer... forum, i want to see whos better: Chuck Norris, or Mr. T
Mr. T? CHuck Norris?

*laughs* Those fools are NOTHING. The true awesomness is...

PEE-WEE HERMAN!!! =D

[BadStrong]

Can anyone tell me how to make a poll like they did in the If you could only see one movie this summer... forum, i want to see whos better: Chuck Norris, or Mr. T

At the top, there should be a bar that says 'Thread Tools'. Click on this, and there should be something that says 'Create Poll'.

[arctic-monkey]

Im bored so I decided to see how creative people are and wanted to see your Chuck Norris jokes.

Write "find chuck norris" into the input field of google, then click the "Auf gut Glück!"-Button. (I think it's the "I'm feeling lucky"-Button if you are using the english site)

et voilà

[supraface]

When hunting ninjas, Chuck norris uses every part

[biscuitdoughhandsman]

Mr. T? CHuck Norris?

*laughs* Those fools are NOTHING. The true awesomness is...

PEE-WEE HERMAN!!! =D

Ok I will!

[someguyfromazoo]

No Artie, The Strongest Man In The World?

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

lol, thanks for putting Pee Wee on the poll... Crap, we forgot Strong Bad!

[someguyfromazoo]

Wait, no air man? No one can beat Air Man...

[biscuitdoughhandsman]

lol, thanks for putting Pee Wee on the poll... Crap, we forgot Strong Bad!

Dang it your right!

[supraface]

SB would win by a landslide!

[ShaggE]

You also forgot ShaggE :p