You Know Your Obsessed With Sam and Max/Telltale When...

[Harley Quinn]

Simple as, finish the sentance.

... you rename your banana flavoured protien drink 'banang'

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/dangerpronedaphne/banang.jpg

[ThatNickGuy]

...you use "I think my package is DA BOMB!" as an actual pick up line.

[someguyfromazoo]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/981552037_679630223e.jpg?v=0
You dress like this.Every day.

[RobD]

When you regularly use the term "*blank*? Is that a real word Sam? I mean *person's name*".

[someguyfromazoo]

You write fan fiction of it.

[Shambling Corporate Poster]

You write fan fiction of it.
*Looks around, and hides his Fan Fiction-ness under a couch*

[xChri5x]

Simple as, finish the sentance.

... you rename your banana flavoured protien drink 'banang'

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/dangerpronedaphne/banang.jpg

You take whey protein? Trying to bulk up?

[the_napoleon]

You make a thread in a sam and max forum entitled " you know you're obsessed with sam and max/telltale when..."

[Harley Quinn]

You take whey protein? Trying to bulk up?

Not in the body builder sense but unfortunately, yes.

You make a thread in a sam and max forum entitled " you know you're obsessed with sam and max/telltale when..."

Indeed :D

[splash1]

Simple as, finish the sentance.

... you rename your banana flavoured protien drink 'banang'

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/dangerpronedaphne/banang.jpg

Um, either good or not good. Either way I want some! :D

[Zachspyfox033]

... you say, "where we going Sam," every time you get in a car.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

...you have close to 2,000 posts on their forum.



Oh.

[t_mack]

...you're reading this.

[TrogLlama]

...you think "You Might Be Obsessed With Sam and Max/Telltale" jokes are funny.

[NNoah]

You think people who make witty comments on "You Might be Obsessed With...." threads are not very witty and just trying to be smart and witty.

Totaly not my perspective though.

[Derwin]

You yell "I've got it" anytime a phone rings, then push anyone near the phone out the window if they try to answer it before you do.
It's amazing the things you can go to jail for these days...

[TrogLlama]

You think people who make witty comments on "You Might be Obsessed With...." threads are not very witty and just trying to be smart and witty.

Totaly not my perspective though.

(Actually, I was just trying to draw a parallel between this and redneck jokes.)

[someguyfromazoo]

After you bought the 2nd season, it took several crowbars and the fire squad to pry your eyes of the computer screen.

[yoshimickster]

When you get a specially made gun made to be exactly like Sam's Six-shooter.

[splash1]

...you have close to 2,000 posts on their forum.



Oh.

Who, me? I think you mean you.

[unsilviu]

...you scream whenever someone says THEM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Chaosfan]

If you think the leader of Scientology is actually some pedophile, drug abusing
alien bacteria. (Hugh Bliss really looked like a drug abuser and sounded like a pedophile)

[Lachlan_is]

You know that your obsessed with sam and max when you.....pop a soda you sing the soda poppers theme song, or when you insist on voting max at the elections

[Snocat]

If you have OCD like i think I do! Now let me read this post over several times to make sure its just right... god now i'm actually doing it for real

[Zootch]

You would EVER consider driving a DeSoto

That car has terrible gas mileage, turns like a train and has blatant planned obsolesce for the engine parts.

[tabacco]

I think you just described all cars from the 1950s-60s :)

[2dsgurl]

i have a bottle of purell hand sanitizer that ive added a c to so it says purcell, steve purcell it says lol he makes my hands clean.

[Gman5852]

When you sat their and cried when Sam and Max Wii was delayed a week.

[dimomarg]

you search the web EVERY DAY for SM season 3

[dimomarg]

... or when you have a Max tatoo like 2dsgurl

[Strange Wanderer]

...you keep saying "my friend max gotta something funny to tell you... hehe.. BOOBIES"

[yoshimickster]

When you create a character that is in slight tribute to him. Just wait till you read my graphic novel. JUST WAIT!

[Pantagruel's Friend]

... when you're waiting for the Easter Lagomorph

[Maxilyah]

When you say "takes me back to my childhood" or "everytime I look at that, I feel an accident coming on" every time you pass a fire hydrent.

[Mister Flibble]

When you accidentally say to your girlfriend before getting in the car: "Where we going, Sam?"

True story.

[SBB GameMaster]

When you resist the urge to say "Where we going, Sam?" every time you get in the car.

(If I said it out loud people would think I'm talking to myself...)

[Maxilyah]

When you ask your stepbrother if he remembers your old car and he says, "I said I was sorry."

[Compy 386]

...you are ready to execute your goldfish for treason.:eek:

[Compy 386]

...you try to pull someone over for ferret impersonation.

...you need someone to help you with Yo' Mamma jokes.

...you attempt to drive your car to the moon.

...your curses last for 7 seconds.

...you stare long and hard at the Washington Monument and the Abe Lincoln Memorial statue.

...you move something out of the way by flinging it sky-high.

...you despise former child stars.

[T-man]

...You use the thumb-pointing-backward gesture at moments that don't call for it.

[Pantagruel's Friend]

...you despise former child stars.

this one is perfectly normal, actually :D

[Compy 386]

this one is perfectly normal, actually :D

I hate to break it to you, but...

[Compy 386]

...you consider anything under $100,000 an unbelivable bargan.

...you cover your head when a security alarm goes off.

...if you get called by your boss, you say "It's the Commisioner!"

...you drive on the sidewalk when no one's looking/there.

[Maxilyah]

You constantly urge people to vote for Max on election day.

[Pantagruel's Friend]

I hate to break it to you, but...

But? Go ahead, I dare you ;)

[Maxilyah]

You see a stray cat and you say, "It's adorable, let's take it home and put tape on its feet."

[TD103]

...you can't survive drawing them. Like the maniac here http://tomboydudet103.deviantart.com/

...And you realize the duo invaded your sketchbooks, AND your brain.

...Oh and you sub - conciously blurt out the jokes Sam and Max says.

...And you talk to your pet Irish Wolfhound/ Rabbit/ Home made Sam and Max Plush and scold them for ignoring you.

...You mumble for Obama's win and say Max was more awesome.

...You talk to your phone by the name 'Bob'.

...URGE to ask Where we going Sam?

...Spaz whenever you see Steve Purcell's face.

...try to earn money to fly to comic con for the sake of meeting Purcell.

...randomly say YAHTZEE in conversations.IT'S PLAIN FUN!

...Try to paint a blue tie identical horizontal stripes like Sam does.

...doodle Max and/or Sam commenting on your homework,as your personal critiques.

...say 'Superball' during a lightning storm and say you hold ultimate power over the word.

...try to search the store for Glaze McGluffins.

...then yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" to the sky if there isn't any McGluffins.

...pointing out Sam's Future self in 204 as a lie and wave your Sam and Max Animated Series DVD yelling "BLASPHEMY!BLAAASPHEMY!".And say the episode "Dysfunction of The Gods" was real.

...Or vice Versa of above

...curse whenever you see a Star Wars game by LucasArts.

...download every possible Sam and Max Animated series episodes on youtube.

...sob because you don't have a wii.

...accidently call your local shopkeeper Bosco.

...will be reading this.

...store cheese in your closet.

...you will be writing these reasons.

DARN IT! MY LIST IS TOO LONG!

[TD103]

And you draw this

http://fc62.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/320/5/c/Just_a_doodle_by_TomboyDudet103.jpg

EVERY.SINGLE.DAAAAAAAAAAY

[Maxilyah]

You can't have a normal conversation with your friends without mentioning/being distracted by Sam and Max.

[Shwoo]

...research where does Purcell lives, his routine and try to stalk him.
That's probably not a good thing to advertise.

[TD103]

That's probably not a good thing to advertise.

It was a joke :P But I'll remove it X3

[TD103]

You can't have a normal conversation with your friends without mentioning/being distracted by Sam and Max.

Happens to me ALL the time

[Jade_Ottsel]

When you're driving and randomly see a group of Mariachis standing on the street, you just *barely* resist the urge to poke your head out of the car window and yell, "Hey, it's my birthday!" to them to see how they react. (heh, yes, that would be my case...and yeah, I actually did see Mariachis. That...was a weird, random day.)

[Strong Bad Fan]

When you name your dog Sam.

When you name your Rabbity thing Max.

Call your car "The Desoto"

[Maxilyah]

When your stepbrother finds a rabbit outside and you INSIST that you call him by his formal title: "Mr. President".

[StinkomanFan]

When you try to make your father believe it's a tv sitcom only interactive.

[Pantagruel's Friend]

when your boss says something along the line of "keep up the good work", and you respond with "Blargh!" (now, this isn't a true story, but it very nearly became one yesterday :o)

[Strong Max]

When you have, almost succesfuly, rearanged "World of Max" into a hyped-up almost-techno song on the trumpet.

[Maxilyah]

When you ask someone if they've met Auntie Alice, and if she's a kind person in reality. XD

[StrongBadinator]

When you email fisher-price and plead to them to make torture me elmers.

[t_mack]

...when seeing a Stuckey's puts a smile on your face.

[Maxilyah]

...when seeing a Stuckey's puts a smile on your face.

Stuckey's is real?!?!

...when you're at a spelling bee and you grin widely whenever they ask you to spell a word that Sam and Max have ever used.

[Ray-The-Sun]

When the words 'Rabbit' and 'Murderous' get used in a sentence, You yell out something dumb.

[Maxilyah]

...When your dad gets a new dog and you beg him to name it Sam, whether it's a boy or a girl. XD

[metalkombat]

...When your dad gets a new dog and you beg him to name it Sam, whether it's a boy or a girl. XD

We just got a new puppy and named him Sam. Unfortunately, we will have to hand him over to another family in a few days, and I've never actually played Sam & Max... looking forward to playing it on my Wii soon, though! (Yay, birthdays! You give me so much and ask so little in return.)

UPDATE! - Sam is now living with a good friend of mine up the street, and now has the name "Shaker" for reasons unknown to me.

THE OTHER UPDATE! - I did receive Sam & Max Season 1 for Wii for my birthday, but haven't tried it yet. From what I've heard, it's gonna be awesome.

ANOTHER ONE... - Birthdays actually do ask for quite a bit in return. I was surprised and shocked when I realized that a year of my life will have been stolen this Wednesday. I'm freaking out over here.

[Maxilyah]

...When you meet someone named Sam and you ask him where Max is. I've done this before... XD

[The Mighty M]

...When you try to catch santa on christmas eve and exorcise him

[StrongBadinator]

When you laugh uncontrolably when walking by your friend Sam and your friend max, who sit at the same desk. (true.)

[Strongsadioware]

When you have friends in real life named Sam and Max, you give them a Desoto, guns, and a box to store stuff in.

[Leonilla]

...you regularly ask the teller at the supermarket if he has weasels on a stick, PEZ dispensers with the head of famous Mexican revelutionary Pancho Villa, and stray tufts of sasquatch hair.

[GinnyN]

... you think your mocus are expensive

[thatdude98]

you start thinking of marzipan constantly, get arrested for lighting this mother up and claiming the president told you to, and think the biggest ball of twine has a restaurant on top.

[Medelin]

You're playing the "Friendly Demon Song" at your sons 3rd birthday...

[Compy 386]

...when you are quite certain your goldfish is mad with power.

[Icedhope]

When you encourage the guy dressed as the easter bunny, to hand out Lugers instead of Eggs.

When you carve a walhter 9mm automatic out of soap.

When you encourage your friends to play fizzball with you.

Everytime your bestfriend says somthing you retort with either. " You Crack me up little buddy." Or " Thats None of your Damn Buisness Sam."

[The Highway]

When you forfeit your education just for the sake of Sam & Max. (True)(Unforturnately)(But I'm Still Smart!)

When your friend applied for 14 different jobs in the one week and you now uncontrollably call them Sybil, if they are boy or girl (Also True)

When you make your parents pay about $150 for a 70-page sketchbook on Amazon because it is about Sam & Max (True)

When you get to a different country and rush to be the first off the plane or boat so you can say "Well, here we are in _______. Obviously built with zero reference material." and then go off hunting for the Weasel on a Stick guy. (Sadly Untrue)

When you believe in hypnotism, sentient bacteria set on world domination, puppet presidents, realistic sea monkeys, vampires, the undead, time travelling mariachis and the moon.

[Compy 386]

...when you call a political party that you hate the "Random Violence and Destruction Party", especially if a member of said party is elected Senator/Premiere (depending on your locale) and even more so if they get into office. (Quite true)

... when you always wear a helmet whenever you pass your local police district for fear of being hit by a bowling ball. (thankfully untrue)

... when you look at the full moon and try to spot the souvenir store. (Rarely, but still, true)

... when you test swiss cheese for gunshot residue at the store before buying it. (Untrue)

... when you ask a cop that pulled you over if he's charging you with ferret impersonation. (Untrue, I've never been pulled over!)

[Compy 386]

When you believe in... the moon.

Wait- are you saying the moon isn't real?! :(

I... I feel so used!!!

[Icedhope]

When you drive to a tape called. " Music to drive recklessly by"

[Wusodoolo]

We just got a new puppy and named him Sam. Unfortunately, we will have to hand him over to another family in a few days, and I've never actually played Sam & Max... looking forward to playing it on my Wii soon, though! (Yay, birthdays! You give me so much and ask so little in return.)

UPDATE! - Sam is now living with a good friend of mine up the street, and now has the name "Shaker" for reasons unknown to me.

THE OTHER UPDATE! - I did receive Sam & Max Season 1 for Wii for my birthday, but haven't tried it yet. From what I've heard, it's gonna be awesome.

ANOTHER ONE... - Birthdays actually do ask for quite a bit in return. I was surprised and shocked when I realized that a year of my life will have been stolen this Wednesday. I'm freaking out over here.

Did somebody say... BIRTHDAY?

...Yeah, when you say stuff like that.

[zombiemaniac]

when you see a desoto and you put guns and a box in it and spray paint "Sam and Max: Freelance Police" on the side!

[Homestarlover]

You have the strangest urge to eat Caramel-Coated Sugar Logs.

[Lena_P]

When you actually liked the Soda Poppers.

[Icedhope]

When you cry because, you can't afford the symbiote statue. (True.)

When Steve Purcell calsl you the Ultimate Sam&Max fan (Also very true.)

When you start yelling your mama jokes at some person named leonard, and throw him into you closet for safe keeping.

[Maxilyah]

...when you dress like this (http://dragonfangirl.deviantart.com/art/Sam-I-Am-141584418) for Halloween.

[Icedhope]

When you go to a stuckeys, and try to find sam&max boot leg comics.

[Hyperkinetic_Martian]

@Maxilyah: Love the costume!!! :D

...When you make stuff like this (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=306&pictureid=2010)

...When you and your friend start greeting each other with "Sam/Max--I mean, *name* "

...When you spend many hours searching the forums

...When you can give the near-complete history of the Sam and Max franchise to someone else (did this tonight actually).

[Leonilla]

Whenever you hear someone say the word Nachos, you feel compelled to yell "They're mine, Not'chos!"

[Maxilyah]

@Hyperkinetic_Martian: Thanks!
@Leonilla: I actually do this a lot...

...When someone asks "Where are we going?" and you reply "To the moon, Alice!"

[Everlast]

...when you think every edition of playboy its about Max
... When you go out wearing a bunny tail and dressed like a bunny!

[Remolay]

when you say to one of your friends: Please Sam, don't say (Weird word or phrase here) again.

[Hyperkinetic_Martian]

Whenever you hear someone say the word Nachos, you feel compelled to yell "They're mine, Not'chos!"

There's me as well! :D

...When you randomly shout "Banang!"
...When you get the most nauseatingly strange ideas for Sam and Max AMVs ><

[The Gentleman]

...when someone asks why you have your hair so long, and you reply "Elf tears."

[Leonilla]

When you try to convince a woman pregnant with twins to name them Sam and Max, no matter the gender of the kids.

[Icedhope]

When you try to convince a woman pregnant with twins to name them Sam and Max, no matter the gender of the kids.

Wich would actually work, Because the nickname for Samantha is Sam, and the Nickname of Maxine is Max.

^ When you put to much thought into that, you might be obsessed with Sam&Max.

[tredlow]

...when you call "aiming and pulling the trigger" of a gun "Pointing and clicking"

[jaden551]

if you kepp calling your best friend "max, I mean sam."

[PressidentMax]

When you play Sam And Bax 24/7
*Whistles innocently*

[jaden551]

when you have your pet dog bite a robbers arm while in a suit.

[The Gentleman]

When during a music test, you get a question like "What is an overture part of?" and you think "Symphony of mayhem", so you write down symphony and it's wrong.

[jaden551]

you start a store and call it snukey's