Never Ending Cheat Code To Unlock Homestar As A Playable Character

[Mouldcube]

...ebay, who respond by...

[Snicklin]

...having to say "yes", so you sell all the flipbooks. Once this is accomplished, you must challenge...

[Mouldcube]

...coach z's mum in a rematch where you have to...

[Holyxion]

...discover the truth about...

[Mouldcube]

...coach z's father, you must team up with...

[StinkomanFan]

The true Guitar Hero and...

[Mouldcube]

...send coach z's mum into the future with a...

[Compy 386]

...cup of coffee, causing her to become Homsar and have amnesia, which will then send her back to the Strong Bad email homsar, creating a...

[Snicklin]

...time void, sucking in...

[Compy 386]

...Homestar. At this point, the "Play as Homestar" option will be available in The Cheat's menu, however...

[Snicklin]

...it will not work until you use the code which is 5542coolerthanu, once this code is unlocked, DO NOT PLAY IT, because you will lose an and all gameplay data. To be able to play as Homestar without losing any data, go to...

[Compy 386]

...the Peasent's Quest level, and instead of throwing the Trogsword at Trogdor,...

[Snicklin]

...ask him for a...

[Compy 386]

...grumblecake, and then you'll notice how Trogdor...

[Mouldcube]

...hates grumblecakes, and therefore doesn't have any, he will then...

[Snicklin]

...burninate you. To avoid damage, repeatedly tap "A" on the keyboard or on the Wii remote, and...

[Mouldcube]

...use the super ultra buninate free sheild which appears, and then...

[Compy 386]

...escape with the Trogsword, which actually is a "Techsword". e_e Go to...

[Mouldcube]

...A,A,A,A,A,A,A,B,A,>,<,>,>,>,<,B,^,v...

[Snicklin]

...and throw the sword at...

[Compy 386]

... the TGS comic, causing the Techsword to...

[Snicklin]

...a splode into a million. Once this occurs,...

[Strongsadioware]

The Teen Girl Squad will stay untill there all killed, making you...

[Snicklin]

...dance on your...

[Mouldcube]

...fun machine until...

[StinkomanFan]

it breaks

[Mouldcube]

...into half of 4 four pieces, not to be confused with 2 pieces because...

[Snicklin]

...it will regenerate so you could play it again. Go to...

[Mouldcube]

...the stick, which turns into...

[Snicklin]

...a giant monster, and he will...

[Ugly Bird]

fall in love with you. You will get married at a small chappel in a quiet Amish colony. Your chance to kill the monster will come on your honeymoon when...

[Snicklin]

...he leans over the chair. Once the Stick is leaning over, use the tonic on him on the table and he will change back to his own self again. Plant him back where he usually is and plant a seed next to him. Wait until after a rainy day, go to the Stick, and...

[Ugly Bird]

you will find a moderately heartbreaking suicide note. The stick has (somehow) killed himself because he couldn't live in a world where you don't love him. Fortunately, the seed you planted looks exactly like the old stick, so for all intents and purposes, nothing has changed. Pick up the radio growing on the new stick and use it to...

[Holyxion]

...attract main characters. Once they come they will dance to the music until one of them trips over The Stick and realizes it's in a different place...

[Ugly Bird]

At which point you try to explain that "for all intents and purposes" nothing has changed, but the main character in question argues that "for all intents and purposes" means nothing since The Stick had class, refinement, and gumption, but the new Stick has no class, a moderate amount of refinement, and only most of the gumption that the old Stick had. This little speech seems to fire up the crowd, transforming them from a crowd to an angry mob. To escape "death by angry mod", which is #99 in "Marth Stuart's Guide to the 101 Most Grusome Deaths of all Time", you must...

[Snicklin]

...eat a...

[Mouldcube]

...grape, which makes you...

[Compy 386]

...have diahrrea (sp?), giving you an exuse to get away from the angry mob, then go to...

[Mouldcube]

...stinkoman's toilet. stinkoman says his toilet's private and doesn't let you in, so, to get in...

[Compy 386]

...eat another grape. Once you're in...

[Mouldcube]

...the toilet will explode, revealing a secret passage to...

[Compy 386]

...Club Technochocolate, but before breaking Ye Flask, you must...

[Snicklin]

...do a dance that...

[Holyxion]

...calls harvest pixies to spit yogurt at the roof, preventing it from collapsing...

[Snicklin]

...into a pile of grape juice. Next use the...

[Holyxion]

..grape juice to flavor the flask...

[Snicklin]

...and in turn, it will hit you with a smelt-flavored yogurt-coated...

[Compy 386]

...grumblecake, which...

[Snicklin]

...causes you to upchuck, because it is covered in smelt-flavored yogurt. Get ye flask, and take it to...

[Mouldcube]

...videletrix, who are making a new game about...

[Snicklin]

...a sequel to Stinkoman. You are insisted to test it. Refuse, and instead, put ye flask on a note which is located on...

[Mouldcube]

...the moon. on the moon, you meet...

[Snicklin]

...Rumble Red, who then...

[Mouldcube]

...gives you the disc to unlock homestar, but only for ten seconds. if you want to permanately unlock homestar, then go to...

[benjamin]

the running track. Coach Z just . . . .

[Snicklin]

...ate a pony and is choking. To make it go down, smack him on his...

[Mouldcube]

...umm...actually, don't smack him at all, just run away to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Aperture Science Enrichment Center, where you must complete a whole new set of tests in 5 minutes or you will be *Garbled* Baked *Garbled* and then there will be cake. Once you've done it you will destroy GLaDOS with...

[antirikurox]

... a fat cat named "Garfield" after this you eat kettle corn which makes you stronger and you start beating up trogmad (a mixture of trogdor and strong mad) by using a character from "Garfield" named Nermal, which makes trogmad upchuck Norris (get it he pukes out Chuck Norris, Get it? up-Chuck Norris, get it now?) which makes him roundhouse kick you in the face and he goes back to his house after this you go to Chuck's house and say ...

[Snicklin]

...or tell him to tell Garfield that you have his girlfriend Arline, and if Garfield ever wants to see her again, come and...

[antirikurox]

... participate in a lasagna eating contest, and he must win to have Arline back. you have to win and it will be really hard because Garfield LOVES lasagna so you have to keep restarting the game until you win ...

[Snicklin]

...a recommended way to cheat and go unnoticed would be to...

[antirikurox]

... replace your lasagna with total load which you dump on Garfield's lasagna which makes him think it tastes better so you lose, then Garfield gets up and you attack him by using a bomb on Arline's wrist. ...

[Snicklin]

...He then demands you release her for the "sake of heroicity so I can rub it in", so you...

[Compy 386]

...kick 'im in the grill, then...

[Snicklin]

...the Shoop Da Whoop returns for revenge! Defeat him once and for all by...

[Mouldcube]

...starting a thread called "an extremely silly adventure which you can unlock as a playable character in...

[antirikurox]

... tell tale games forums ...

[Mouldcube]

...while choosing which way to go", when that's done...

[StinkomanFan]

You'll get bored and....

[Mouldcube]

...die, when that happens, a game over screen will appear. start a new game and...

[Homsarrunner]

...go to The house of strong wearing underwear on your head and..

[Mouldcube]

...tell strong sad to kidnap...

[Strongsadioware]

Life alert, then apply some Head-On, making the hippo from Marshie's contest...

[the_napoleon]

Apply its...

[BadStrong]

left nostril to the...

[Mouldcube]

...power socket, which will...

[Snicklin]

...explode into...

[Mouldcube]

...half a piece...

[DarkEvilWorm]

of cheese....

[The Strong Sad]

...that tastes like...

[Snicklin]

...chicken! Take it to the King of Town and feed it to him, and he will...

[The Strong Sad]

...start farting uncontrollably...

[Snicklin]

...and it will stink. Jump on him and use his flatulence to propel you up to a secret area in his castle and it it will take you to a secret stage, where you have to...

[Mouldcube]

...make strong mad get past a...

[DarkEvilWorm]

giant cat!

[Mouldcube]

...to do this you must use the portable party on the...

[antirikurox]

...to do this you must eat a certain character who would be...

... the king of town ...

[the_napoleon]

I'm going from here, since antiriku has went from another part of the cheat code.
...to do this you must use the portable party on the...
Plaque of...

[antirikurox]

... 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 people that like antirikurox ...(i have alot of fans!

[Mouldcube]

...which then turn on him and eat him, then...

[StinkomanFan]

you must kick the corpse for a new charector called

[antirikurox]

... stinkomanfan, who died because he posted in the forum too much ...

[Mouldcube]

...but then he comes back to life and causes strong sad to...

[StinkomanFan]

Run screaming. StinkomanFan *Yay me!* will join you

[Compy 386]

..then use him on the pedstal to roast Marshie and him. This activity will finally attract Homestar, so then...

[StinkomanFan]

he yells at you for melting a perfectly good marshmallow. He'll then realize that it was Marshie and thank you for killing him off.

[Mouldcube]

...you will then recieve an "empty mass detector". use it on homestars head to...

[duduman56]

find out he has the new Lappy 763 inside his pocket and to get it you must...

[Mouldcube]

...tell homestar to give it to you. he says no so you realise that he actually became clever, so make him stupid again by...

[StinkomanFan]

Punching him in the...

[Mouldcube]

...arms, you'll then realise that his arms aren't invisible, they aren't there at all, and he's just very good at telekenisis. so then...

[StinkomanFan]

steal...

[Mouldcube]

...the...

[Compy 386]

...flask he has in his trenchcoat. Immeadiatly, he will...

[Mouldcube]

...scream "YE FLAAAAAAAASK!" and turn into the shadowy figure, at which point you must...

[Compy 386]

...drink ye flask, which will...

[Mouldcube]

...reveal the shadowy figure's identity, not as the 20x6 coach z, but as...

[Compy 386]

... 20X6 Thy Dungeonman, so...

[Mouldcube]

...you must give him thy flask, for it is surely better than ye flask, and then...

[the_napoleon]

Ye somehow can't retrieve ye flask, so...

[Snicklin]

...you do a tiny, tiny dance AGAIN, making Mama Luigi...

[StinkomanFan]

punch...

[King of The CheatSmith]

Mr. Rivers. Homestar hate you know, so you...

[Mouldcube]

...fly to...

[Snicklin]

...the moon to save that little robot wh's head is stuck in the sand. Realizing this, your girlfriend...

[Mouldcube]

...realises she doesn't exist and dissapears in a puff of logic. then...

[Snicklin]

...the coding of the game will glitch, and you will be teleported to...

[Mouldcube]

...level 0 of stinkoman 20x6. from there...

[Snicklin]

...you must jump on a secret platform that will take you to...

[Mouldcube]

...the shadowy guys house, he will shout "YOU" and...

[Snicklin]

...you will have to blow your nose on...

[Mouldcube]

...his cloak, this will cause him to...

[Snicklin]

...vomit on...

[Mouldcube]

...The Cheatball, which in turn will...

[Snicklin]

...drop a hammer that he is carrying on Stinko Man, who will inhale and start screaming... words... terrible, offensive words. While this is occuring, go to take the hammer and bring it to...

[Mouldcube]

...The king of universe (which is probably what the 20x6 king of town would be) and...

[HomsarGuy]

Take his KFC herbs and spices which after that you ...

[Mouldcube]

...must escape the wrath of his food suction laser (i.e. he breaths in) and...

[Snicklin]

...you will be given the ability to breathe fire. Use this ability to...

[Mouldcube]

...create a...

[Snicklin]

...melted version of...

[Mouldcube]

...a...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Runaway 5 (http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Runaway_Five)...

[King of The CheatSmith]

...to have a...

[Mouldcube]

...alternate...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Concert, Where you have to Falcon Punch...

[metalkombat]

...a can of Mountain Dwah...

[Mouldcube]

...and make...

[mario435]

A man eating frog which

[Samman28]

...unlocks Homestar as a playable character, but...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...He's only usable for 6.991 seconds. to Unlock him for reals, you have to use PK Love Omega on...

[mario435]

bubs then he does a dance that

[Snicklin]

...attracts a woman named...

[Mouldcube]

...Womanperson Femalion. When Bubs hears her name, he...

[zoombai]

...claims they are a boy posing as a girl, which makes her...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Vomit...

[Snicklin]

...up her last boyfriend, who is...

[zoombai]

...Michael Jackson...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Which makes Bubs vomit up...

[Snicklin]

...Mama Luigi, which starts yet ANOTHER YouTube Poop about...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..."Tyranosauros Alan's Parents and the Triforce of Touching", Complete with Zelda CDi, Hotel Mario, Volvic, Sonic and more!

[duduman56]

and then while strong bad is surfing youtube he sees the strong bad rickroll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEooaD9hTE) which makes him eat...

[Mouldcube]

...a...

[Snicklin]

...pony. Meanwhile, Marzipan...

[StinkomanFan]

Flags youtube videos.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You must take a Heart Container to the L block because...

[Mouldcube]

...someone said so, and you can't argue with someone, because...

[Snicklin]

...they have...

[Mouldcube]

...guns, lots and lots of guns. steal their guns and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Use them to make Rita...

[pizzapuma]

...blow up. now, use homsar to fly into youtube, and watch a the devil went down to georgia movie. then, the devil will take you to your personal hell,a room with a bunch of homestars blabbering nonstop with no doors. to get out use...

[StinkomanFan]

The chicken wing from a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo* gasp, cough*oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooong time ago

[Snicklin Mobile]

...And then Hugo will...

[StrongBadinator]

BUMp!

...call his best friend elvis Presley. Elvis will then...

[StinkomanFan]

say your a hound dog and.....

[pizzapuma]

take you with his other dogs, causing you to go from hell to...

[splash1]

take you with his other dogs, causing you to go get some real forum posts, or go away...

Crying all the time....

[StrongBadinator]

Um.......no.





take you with his other dogs, causing you to go from hell to...

..Pittsburgh, which really isn't much different. A hobo there asks you..

[someguyfromazoo]

If you would roll him around in the Absolutely Safe Capsule. He jumps in, and you roll him around, picking up items along the way. You are swept away by a "ROYAL RAINBOW" and are taken too...

[strongbad14]

Boston where you play baseball and...

[StrongBadinator]

Meet the pope! Give him the cheat codes to Halo 16, and he'll pay you ten bucks. Go to wal-mart and buy...

[Strongsadioware]

Sorry to bump this, but this is the coolest game ever.

...and buy an Inspector Gadget DVD. You find out Homestar is inside the DVD, singing the theme song, so then you...

[The Highway]

go buy a bunch of donuts, including Boston Cream, which are covered in Cheat hair, making you sneeze up a huge pile of extra long...

[NannerSplit]

tennis rackets stuck to the back of his sister's Brazilian donkey, which then...

[The Highway]

...kicks you in the face, and you're about to make a snarky remark, but you have to choose the picture of Strong Sad's head, making you say, "You kick like my little brother", and Strong Sad comes along and picks up a tennis raquet, and...

[Strongsadioware]

To beat you with it. The Cheat and Bubs come and...

[Snicklin]

...dump a liquid all over you that makes you...

[dentbuds]

...Grow a third eye. so in order to get the fourth eye, you must go to...

[BadStrong]

...bed. You wake up and...

[Snicklin]

...you realize how epic this thread is. Then all of the sudden, out of the blue, comes a giant...

[StrongBadinator]

N00b who only talks in 733t-$P3@K. He starts babbling about his 'super-mega-cool' Guild on WoW. To shut him up, you....

[meaty85203]

Throw your moldy Pop Tart while singing "Look out World! There's an independent Pop Tart! Flyin' around with annoying flies which causes the giant N00b to...

[TOAST]

Sneeze, which then blows you away to Mumbo's secret Island, where you get served coconut juice in little opened Coke cans, but then you find out that they spiked the Coconut Juice, so then countereacted the poisonous juice you put a giant squid on your...

[HomsarGuy]

car which get eaten be a OCTOROCK which then get eaten by link who then...

[Compy 386]

...makes you realise an entire year has passed since this thread started, and, just when you start realising that the continuity issues are overwhelming, the wall to your left explodes! When you go to the other side, you unlock the whole second season of SBCG4AP, at which point this code forks into two different directions- if you want to unlock Homestar in season two, head through the tunnel and follow the instuctions found in the thread found here (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=182559#post182559), otherwise, go right, towards the...

[strobro]

"monster" which is just strong sad painted green and has golf balls super glued to his arms. the "monster"...

[Snicklin]

...threatens to attempt a passive assault on your soul in the form of singing a boring-style lyrical chorus. You must then convince Strong Mad to...

[zombiemaniac]

... throw a coffee mug at the "monster"'s face which makes the "monster" go to bubs' and ...

[Strongsadioware]

order a hot tub.

To steal the hot tub, you disguise as...

[TomPravetz]

... a shower.

To make an effective disguise you glue...

[zombiemaniac]

...porn to a fake shower curtain, which makes parents watching their kid play this game...

[Homestarlover]

....Scream so loudly that they launch themselves out the window........

[Snicklin]

...into a bathtub with tires and a steering wheel, which is legitemate enough to be considered a "car". Then they start moving like ragdolls and drive the "car", which appears to be flying to...

[ted12]

...Kyrgystan, which is promptly attacked by...

[GaryCXJk]

... Dave Grossman, using...

[Nachtnebel]

...a strangely familiar hammer, which...

[someguyfromazoo]

you recognized your ex used to bash your head in, and the last 5 posts were parts of a coma dream. You then...

[Guy in a Box]

..find the nearest gas station bathroom and...

[Snicklin]

...pee (http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Peeing) all over their hand soap boxes, which causes the manager of the gas station to...

[Icedhope]

Go into a furious rage, and set the entire gas station on fire. causing a huge explosion wich......

[Homestarlover]

Send's you flying to the farthest reaches of space, in which....

[Ben Again]

YOUR HEAD A-SPLODE!!! On your new man, you must...

[Bobbin]

...empty a pot of dirt, which creates a chain-reaction with...

[ted12]

the Pizz, which becomes popular again and...

[SamAndMaxFan188]

...make a sandwich....

[TomPravetz]

...with...

[ted12]

A slice of its own being. The resulting paradox eat's Pom-Pom's soul, causing hom to...

[Bobbin]

...exist in the first place...

[TomPravetz]

...and...

[wavefunction]

...it opens portal to another dimension....

[Snicklin]

...where there are planets that are made entirely of water. Go to he landlord (who is presumably a talking watermelon with legs made of kitchen knives and dental tools) and give the shovel, that you just happen to have in your inventory, to him and he will in turn dig up a massive void in in space. Weebl and Bob fly out of the void, landing in one of the planets made of water. If you speak to them, they'll tell you...

[Bobbin]

..of mice and mans...

[lecharles]

...where there are planets that are made entirely of water. Go to he landlord (who is presumably a talking watermelon with legs made of kitchen knives and dental tools) and give the shovel, that you just happen to have in your inventory, to him and he will in turn dig up a massive void in in space. Weebl and Bob fly out of the void, landing in one of the planets made of water. If you speak to them, they'll tell you...

Your rent is late, and you have to pay damage charges for diging up the void in space.
in an attempt to pay for it, you get a job as an interdimensional escort for the souls of the slightly unpleasant, who go somewhere between purgatory and hell.
the job pays a surprisingly high amount of money, and after a few hours, you escape the clutches of Weebl and Bob only to find...

[strobro]

...a dead cat. that turns out to be my stupid cat who keeps hogging the spot in front of the fireplace and keeps gettting in the tree. you stomp on it, kick it away, and get trapped in a pyramid with Anubis (http://images.epilogue.net/users/el-grimlock/anubis.jpg). he tries to kill you (for some reason) you then...

[Snicklin]

...escape to a large building. Inside is a large courtroom, where PaRappa the Rapper is making an attempt to sue the Patapon for "Stealing his style". Break up the fight by...

[ted12]

doing the Thriller dance to summon a hoard of zombies, who eat the brains of everyone but yourself. Then, you team up with Homsar and...

[Bobbin]

...get magically transported back inside the basement of the Bad Brothers' house with everything from the cheat code having been reset...

[lecharles]

...You then get angry, and punch your computer screen in the trogdor machine. it then explodes in a flurry of color and electricity, lighting your house on fire. you escape to find that your stalker has been backing up your computer files for personal use. He allows you to use his computer with your savegames on it. you are now back in the courtroom dancing to thriller, when suddenly...

[Bobbin]

...you meet up with a bunch of hobos and start hitchhiking...

[strobro]

...where you hitchhike onto a spaceship...

[Snicklin]

...that flies you to a planet where...

[lecharles]

...they manufacture other planets. the planet's name is magrethea. you meet up with a strange looking ex-president of the galaxy with two heads, who tells you...

[Bobbin]

...that you're in the wrong game, you quickly disappear and...

[Remolay]

end up in club technochocolate somehows...

[gryfuguy]

blows up. You then . . . .

[ted12]

find that the Jibblies painting is back to its old tricks again, so you must...

[lecharles]

come on in there!!!!! when you get on in there you find...

[ted12]

A demon version of yourself. Kill it by provocatively rubbing...

[lecharles]

his lamp. a geenie comes out and tells you that traditionally, you would get three wishes, but you didn't rub hard enough, so you get one. you wish for...

[strobro]

... this cheat code to finally end...

[lecharles]

...however, the geenie replies that he "isn't a miracle worker," gets angry, and leaves...

[ted12]

Leaving you at the mercy of the Jibblies painting. Pick up the lamp and throw it as hard as you can at...

[Falanca]

Breaking the chain for one post only:

Do you know what will make me happy when the doomsday is arrived? This thread will end.

[Snicklin]

Buuuut then the paradox created in the beginning of this thread creates a time void, turning the universe inside out, causing a chain reaction eventually leading to this thread restarting as well as the cheat code.

Now go to the track wearing that old-timey mustache and challenge Marzipan to a fight, and win by...

[Remolay]

The Cheating, then you must poor

[ted12]

...the liquefied lamp down a funnel, sticking out of homestar's...

[strobro]

... non-existent pants. it then voips away into nothingness, because it's in homestar's pants. which don't exist. Obviously thinking that he actually IS wearing those pants, he gets mad at you. You start to wonder where you got the lamp from because the paradox started the code over. You decide to jump off a very high...

[lecharles]

...Bubs's Consesion Stand, whil screaming, "It looks like I'm gonna have to juuummmmppp!!!!!!!!" You land on...

[Snicklin]

...a lake of hot ketchup. You will see the chairman of North Korea floating in the center of the lake. Go and speak to him, and he will tell you...

[ted12]

to do the "I'm a little Teapot" song and dance,which makes him

[lecharles]

...angry because he really wanted to see you do the guybrush dance. as he says this, an eagle swoops in and takes him out of the game both for being a real person, and for making a reference to a different game series. as the eagle flies away, he shouts this warning,...

[Snicklin]

...that makes you really intimidated. Go and pick some typha and make a fire with it. Suck up the smoke with a vacuum that you will find inside a small phone booth on the top of a very steep hill, which you somehow walk up horizontally to get to. After you have done this...

[lecharles]

...you meet up with the Grinch who is standing at the top of the mountain with a giant bag of presents. While he is distracted by the growth of his heart, you switch the bag full of smoke on your vaccum with his bag full of presents, and run down the hill to Whoville. when you get the, you find all the who's down in Whoville...

[Snicklin]

...are under an evil spell and are stuck singing Christmas carols. Undo the spell by...

[lecharles]

...singing the carols backwards. the who's break free of the spell to find you singing random jiberish. They assume that you are the one responsible for the theft of christmas, and attack you. you throw them off by...

[ted12]

Shoving them in the bonfire in the middle of town. Their ghosts rise from the fire and...

[Snicklin]

...take turns punching you in the chest. Their hands go through you every time, though. Go grab the shovel by the big colorful house at the end of the street and use it to...

[lecharles]

...attempt to dig graves for the whos to put them to rest. you dig too far, and end up on the other side of the world (not that far seeing as they live on a speck of dust).
You then realize that you are allergic to dust, and have a sneezing fit. the home remedy you were taught was to...

[Snicklin]

...plug your nose holes, son! Use some wood instead of the fluff on the speck. This will cause...