Homsar Wierd and Wacky Quotes Contest!!!

[Snicklin]

Here's an example: "Aaaaah! It's the best man! I don't think I deserve these two cents!" Okay, it's probably not that Homsar-ish, but it works, right?

Let it begin!

[Darkblade07]

AAAaaAAaaaaaAAAaaa I could fly an apricot to the mOOooOOooOOoon

[Teeth]

"MaAaAaAaAay starfish justice not impuuuuuuugn!"

[Gman5852]

AaAaAaAaAHHHHHH won the all the squirrel iguana boxing race.

[StrongBadinator]

:cool:pLeAse LeaVE a COwboY aFteR tHe ToOoOoOoOot!

[Ugly Bird]

AAAaaaAAAHHHhhHH! Please sir scrumple, I wish you couldn't believe my biscuits!

[Strongsadioware]

"Daaah, I'm a boogy hotdog pretty-boy!"

[Natey9]

AaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAA! Don't forget about your Vistoooo.

[ShaggE]

I'm the gap between the bald and the cornerslice!

WhoOoOoOoOo has the golden stanza of navy town?

Don't remove the taAaAg, it's a thunderous uprising!

DaAaAAaAaAaA! Commuting is the goal of the tennis dancers!

HiIiIiIjack a taco, Gary! Hijack a taco!

[Strong Bad Fan]

Crumpets are my Favorite Toy...

Edit: (What the prize?)

[HomsarGuy]

DaHaHaI'm the mystical man of wonders! and DaHahAI'm a radioactive bon bon!

[deletehead]

AaAaAaaaaAAA!!!! NO thanks OFFICER, ive GOT one BIG round ONE!!!!!111!!!1!

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Duahahahahahaaa! That's the way the hotel manager walks the pineapple!

[HomsarGuy]

duahahahahahaaa! That's the way the hotel manager walks the pineapple!
rofl

[YoshiAngemon]

DaAaaAh'm the sound an anvil makes! (http://yoshiangemon.deviantart.com/art/Yakko-and-Homsar-101632819)

[yogurtmano8675309]

daaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh im a potatoe on the telltale tour.

[HomsarGuy]

DahAhAhA Plug the cord, I'll cut your life!

[StinkomanFan]

WaAaaaaAAaaaAaAaaaA!!! Beat it was Mike's destrony!

[Natey9]

AAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaaHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I think you just lost your
iguana puffs!

[Darkblade07]

AAAAaaaaAAAAaaa I make one eckerd of a pincil striped medallion!
The toast tot the AAAaaaAAAaaa Gravy men!
I feel a prancer pantser on the loooOOOoooOOOooose!
I think a guy like me is AAaaAAaaaAAAlready a mickington angel!
Fred has three but I have seveEEEeeeEEEn!!!

[Snicklin]

I forgot to tell you guys that this year's contest will end this December. Sorry for not telling you. Keep your hopes up! There'll be more a-comin!

"What's mine is yours, black ninja!"

[Ugly Bird]

HeeeEEeey Hermen, I'm gettin' wallet flavored weedgies!

[BiggerJ]

AAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAA, Time for a triple, Loranzo Garcia! I'm worried for the cube farms!

Mile-high triangles are the chance for tomorrow!

That'll be two hondy for the good times, but don't forget the toilet ticket!

[Strongsadioware]

AAaaaaaaaAaaaa, I'm the Doctor Doo-doo of the future!

(Man, these are fun to make!)

[yogurtmano8675309]

daaaaaaahhhhhh ill pint you a baby key monkey

[jodafire]

daaaaaaaahhhhhh Chocolate ate my tom tom

[KayJay123]

AaaAaAaAAaaaah I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!!

[GaryCXJk]

AAAAaaaaAAAAaaaah there goes the Thnikkaman. Yay.

[Ugly Bird]

Hojo got the cotton balls, Grandma, cause I'm a rip-roaring freeloader!

[antirikurox]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaSSSSSSSSSSSS rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSeeeeeeeeeeeeeDDDDDDD
bbbbbbbbbbbYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa CCCCCCCCCuuuuuuuuuPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ooooooooooooooooFFFFFFFFFFFF ccccccccccccOOOOOOOOOOOOffffffffffEEEEEEEEE

[Snicklin]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss ssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd
bbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cccccccccuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppp ooooooooooooooooffffffffffff ccccccccccccooooooooooooffffffffffeeeeeeeee

lol

[antirikurox]

i know, but i copied from homsar! by that i mean he actually says that!

[Holyxion]

For the record, he says he's the "son of a Chipwich"

Also, according to this (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Analysis_of_Homsar%27s_Speech_Patterns)he says that the greater the need for communication the more sense he makes, so what sort of circumstances are we talkin' about here?

[vyperspit]

AAAAAAHHHH I smell like pork sausage pumkin beans.

*****************************************
Strong Bad: I stopped looking in these drawers after I found Strong Mad's "below the belt paste"! (jibblie,jibblie,jibblie)

[Snicklin]

For the record, he says he's the "son of a Chipwich"

Also, according to this he says that the greater the need for communication the more sense he makes, so what sort of circumstances are we talkin' about here?

Yeah, I read this. But it still makes sense to make a quote contest!

Right?

[Ugly Bird]

Do you know what I think would be cool, my good Sir Snicklin? I think it would be cool if (in light of the fact that many of Homsar's quotes do make good sense in context) you required all of us to include a context for our quotes. They would go something like this:

(about to be run over by a locamotive)"I"m the Dukes of Hazard in 1985!"

And, of course, the interpretation of that particular quote would be that Homsar thinks he's about to be cancelled (aka: run over by a locamotive).

I understand that many of Homsar's quotes make much much less direct sense than that, so lots of people would probably have a blast coming up with the most indirect, convoluted, roundabout way to communicate an idea that they can think of.

Well Snicklin, am I crazy, or is that a good idea? I am inclined to believe the latter, but I will let you decide.

[splash1]

AaAAAaAAaAaaAaA My cheese snack left me on the bridge of puuuuddiiing.

[Snicklin]

Do you know what I think would be cool, my good Sir Snicklin? I think it would be cool if (in light of the fact that many of Homsar's quotes do make good sense in context) you required all of us to include a context for our quotes. They would go something like this:

(about to be run over by a locamotive)"I"m the Dukes of Hazard in 1985!"

And, of course, the interpretation of that particular quote would be that Homsar thinks he's about to be cancelled (aka: run over by a locamotive).

I understand that many of Homsar's quotes make much much less direct sense than that, so lots of people would probably have a blast coming up with the most indirect, convoluted, roundabout way to communicate an idea that they can think of.

Well Snicklin, am I crazy, or is that a good idea? I am inclined to believe the latter, but I will let you decide.


Yep, you're right. But I'd doubt that Homsar would care. He has Jengaships to sink.

I only made this contest for the sake of entertainment. I would have made this a word salad contest, but then I thought of Homsar. Homsar has wierd speech patterns, and everyone knew him. Besides, these quotes, if they fit into the situation, could make perfect sense. Example: Someone made one saying "Don't remove the taaag, it's a thunderous uprising", Homsar could be an employee at a coat factory, advising a coustomer not to remove the tag. Would you agree that that's Homsar-ish enough? If you disagree, read this (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Analysis_of_Homsar%27s_Speech_Patterns) article.

Have I made my point?

[Ugly Bird]

Yeah I understand. It's entertaining to make up random word salads (with croutons!) and I wouldn't want the requirement of a context to suck any of the fun out of it for anyone. Still, if I end up post any more quotes myself, I will definitely make up a context.

In fact...

(in the middle of an endless field full of short, brown grass) "I don't know west from left in this hairy dangle-wood!"

[Snicklin]

Taht's cool. No hard feelings.

[antirikurox]

actually, on one of the sbemails in an easter egg, on top of the screen it says"homsar's parents" and it shows a picture of a cup of coffee and an oreo!

[Holyxion]

Chipwich! It's a Chipwich! Not an oreo!

[antirikurox]

oooooh!

[antirikurox]

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa was raised by a chipwich.

[Compy 386]

DaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhh I'm the first in last for the Kid Store!!!

[antirikurox]

off track: compy 386 how do you get a thing that is always in your comment unless you dont want it anymore?

like your's "In loving memory of Strong Sad.
"Willed Himself to Death""

[Strongsadioware]

Weeell then Calender Clothes, why don't you eat the bright paperclip?

[Compy 386]

DaaaAaaaaAaaaAa I'm the master of the pasta!

DaaaAaaaaAaaaAa you know you got a wood-daver in your pants when...

[Compy 386]

off track: compy 386 how do you get a thing that is always in your comment unless you dont want it anymore?

like your's "In loving memory of Strong Sad.
"Willed Himself to Death""

DaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaahhh! Look it up on the flipburger!!!

[Compy 386]

DaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaahhhh! Break me off a piece of that grumblecake stew, pardner!


Do we get a prize? If not,

Weeell, my forty niner just hit the bottom of the Nile!

[Snicklin]

No prize, Compy. I just made this for the fun of it.

Weeell, my forty niner just hit the bottom of the Nile!

[antirikurox]

DaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaahhh! Look it up on the flipburger!!!

what is a flipburger? dont answer this in homsar-ese or any language EXCEPT english!

[Holyxion]

A flipburger i (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page)s you!

[edit]I hope you have cooliris.

[Compy 386]

what is a flipburger? dont answer this in homsar-ese or any language EXCEPT english!

Sorry, Aunt Dellaliah, I've lost my baconator!!!

[Compy 386]

DaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaahhhh! I've lost my long-found Cousin Mancuso!!!

I'm a paradox impudence!!!

[Compy 386]

I've been sidetracked at $8.75 a month!!!

[Compy 386]

Say, there, measles man, how'd you like me to be hit by a fish pie?

(Translation: Why don't you gift an episode of SBCG4AP to the best Homsar impersenator?)

[Strongsadioware]

I don't think he can shoot for that, Super DS! We might as well have fold.

[Compy 386]

DaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaahhhh! Don't look now, Gardener Stu, but my bus is all a tangle!

[Strongsadioware]

DaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaahhhh! Don't look now, Gardener Stu, but my bus is all a tangle!

Wellllll that's interesting, Reyper Mald! The parcel your looking for does not dive smoothly!

[Compy 386]

Wellllll that's interesting, Reyper Mald! The parcel your looking for does not dive smoothly!

OoOoOooOohh my normal Hollywood Squares, Ted! My normad just went skywards!!!

[SidGarcia]

OoOoOooOohh my normal Hollywood Squares, Ted! My normad just went skywards!!!
Haaands down, Meredith! I made the best camel stick!

[Strongsadioware]

Haaands down, Meredith! I made the best camel stick!

Adios, Mrs.Padre! I'll be writing with the shovel shirt.

[Compy 386]

Haaands down, Meredith! I made the best camel stick!

Stay calm and hit the deck, Phys. Ed.! I've got tweesers in my pockets!

~And Now For A Drive-Thru Whale Interlude~

If you want to have your brain washed, please go to Exit 34 now.

Please move up and stand on your head for a free laugh.

Today's special is roadkill a l'orange, with a side of artificial whale blubber.

[Compy 386]

Adios, Mrs.Padre! I'll be writing with the shovel shirt.

DaAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaahhh!!! Never forget to buckle your shirt on tuesdays!!!

[StinkomanFan]

But Auntie Em my kittens out of rain!

[benjamin]

Aaaaaah! Save my spot for the stop sighns!

[Strongsadioware]

Oopsie, stop me from catching up to the great whip, Tompkins!
Tompkins: Awwww peas!

[Compy 386]

I'm the product of my pi!!!

[Snicklin]

Guys!

This is the last month of the quote contest! The winners will be announced soon!

Just a reminder.

[Strongsadioware]

Weelll that's a strange sight, Sandman! Looks like I rapped up the book agaiiin.

[BiggerJ]

The long-strung zebra gets the tastiest clams!

And they all lived at half price discounts. The cans.

[antirikurox]

IiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiI got hit by a heavy lourde!

oh and another one: Kelceeeeeeeeeeeeee Grammerrrr

[HomsarGuy]

DahahaI'm the fan kickin doors!

[Holyxion]

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the right left bouncy man!

Context: He just got sat on by Pom Pom.

[Strongsadioware]

My stars and garters, Gabriel! Put your hands on the horsey!

[HomsarGuy]

Dahaha! When will the tan get a jar?

[yogurtmano8675309]

dadadadaddadadadadaddadadad where my poe ta tee.

[antirikurox]

dadadadaddadadadadaddadadad where my poe ta tee.

in the sack of potatoes!

[the_napoleon]

WaAaAaIiIiIm a first person shinguard.

[Strong Max]

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa, I'm a lone tortise nightwig.

[BiggerJ]

WeeeEEEeeeEEEeeell, color me pretended, horse nose! I've got ten tickets to tenderness!

My nightstand manners are top-wrenchward!

I'll pay a hundred for a good house leg!

[Compy 386]

WeeEEeell, butter my biscut, hands man! I've just made the X-files!

I can't see what my cake is doing, but I'm sure it won't eggsplode again!

Weell, fire up my noses, cause I've got a yearnin' a burnin', goodly Joe!

Sorry, Bunninator, but can my not just walk around for era?

DaaAAAaaaAAAhhh!!! Don't wait for me, Meredithian, I'm just takin' the low way!

(P.S. it's a little suspicious that the contest ends in December, when the last episode comes out...)

[Compy 386]

Kiss my Areo goodnight, and I'll see you in Octember, King K-Nigit!

Oh, no! My favorite one just flew underneath the grounds!

I'm the Qwerty '49 Sultry, and I've packed a piemonade, Senor Craigface!

[Darkblade07]

AaAaAaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA IM A WEIRD AND WACKY QUOTES CONTEST!!!

[Strongsadioware]

There's a betraitor amung us, Kelpie Marie! There puttin' the pillow on my heart!

[Iskachurch]

OoOoOOOoOOOhhHHhHhh nNNnnNOoOoOoOoOo you shank my jenga ship!

[Compy 386]

My messenger says you blew a gas pipe, and I wanna dance to the movies.

Don't forget to excorsise you bandwith this Novemberween, Den!

I forgot to powder my stepmom before we hit Kentucky, and now I gotta hibernate!

Why don't you consult a Debora around that bliss?

[Compy 386]

I'm frying a-monks the dandruffs!

That's the first off the gravy train! Last one to yesterday wins!

[Strongsadioware]

Daaah, Santa's gone mad, Mr.Grinch! He won't last untill someone loses!

[Darkblade07]

AaAaAAAaaaAAAaaa IiIiIiI'M AUHHHH VERYYY MERRYYY CHRISTMASSS SURPREME

[Snicklin]

It's December 1st, and now to announce the winners of the quote contest!

First, a moment of silence...

The third prize goes to...

Strong Sadioware! Congrats!

And the second prize winner...

The Compy!

And now, for our grand prize winner...


...


ShaggE!!!

Congrats, ShaggE! You won absolutely nothing!!!

I really made this thread for the fun of it. You can keep posting quotes if you like.

[Compy 386]

IIIIIIIII'm crying on the inside.
Thx, 2nd's good, but

Now I gots to goat and make dandy-lions out of gravy!:confused:

(P.S. What were the best/winning quotes?)

[Compy 386]

DaaaAAAaaaaAAAAaaaahhh!!! Don't look now, but the ankle-jerk has passed the button! (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7289)

Please be sure to visit the new Hunuka Sauce Playground, and try our 100% quote contest. :D

[Strongsadioware]

Welllll, I'll be thankful, Uncle Dan! I'm gonna bring back a big one!


I mean-woo-hoo. I got good place.

[Darkblade07]

AAAAaaaaAAAAaaaa I hate that little gopher
and
AaAaAaAa Riddle me this gary,he is a darker nite than me

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=133&pictureid=962

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

AaahhahI'm sorry lucile, I's been ridin' my pontoon.

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

My oh myyy,this is worth a gallon or twoooo!

[antirikurox]

It's December 1st, and now to announce the winners of the quote contest!

First, a moment of silence...

The third prize goes to...

Strong Sadioware! Congrats!

And the second prize winner...

The Compy!

And now, for our grand prize winner...


...


ShaggE!!!

Congrats, ShaggE! You won absolutely nothing!!!

I really made this thread for the fun of it. You can keep posting quotes if you like.

hey! i did best! i actually did REAL quotes! oh, and im telling telltale about you making a contest with nothing as the prize!

[Snicklin]

Yeah, I should have told you in the beginning.

DO NOT USE QUOTES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN MADE!!!

There you go.

[HomsarGuy]

Dahahahaha! Shred my wheels, I just got cared!

[Snicklin]

Aahahahahahah! I'm a pressed-for-time sweatband!

[BadStrong]

IiIiIiI'mm the king of the flying hectometerrrrr.

[duduman56]

AaAaAaAaAa My undeeeeeees fell into Spider Man's garbage disposal!
___________
Jeez, and I thought I was weird! You guys are awesome!!!

[antirikurox]

AaAaAaAaAa My underwear fell into Spider Man's garbage disposal!
___________
Jeez, I am stupid!!!

why?! that sounds nothing like homsar! and your signature?!

[strobro]

AaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAA! i'm the life of the plantoon!AaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaa aAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaAaaaaAAaaaa AAAAAaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaAaaaaAAaaaaAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

AaaaAaaaAaaaAAAaaaAoh, no! i thing i lost to the suuuuurup!

[duduman56]

why?! that sounds nothing like homsar! and your signature?!

1. that wasn't my sig.
2. i dont see you comin up wit anything
3. 1 |337 |_| (4|\|'7 R34|) 7|-|15!!!
4. that crap i had was better than most o the other stuff that people decide to post up here
5. :( why insult someone like that??? :(
6. plus, i PRAISED EVERYONE ELSE!!! all u can do is insult me?

[Ray-The-Sun]

Massive Bump much?

DaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaa, I ATE A WHOLE DIGIMANS FOR BREAK-FAST!

[Snicklin]

Call me Super Man, 'cuz this jank was about to sink to the bottom of the trenches of the sea of Nun But Loneliness! Just a little present from yoooours truuuuuuuulyyyy!

(Context: I just bumped this thread.)

[Compy 386]

DaaAAaaAaAaAAaAaaah! I'm the best of of the bunches of oats, if you'd glance at your feet! Make sure to buckle down for the solstice of patty cakes! My hips are made of wiches and goblins! Morgage the armchair, it's too emotional for my temple!

[strobro]

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!

that's just like homsar!

[Compy 386]

DaaaAAaaah! My buried chicken is waiting for the cauliflour! Don't fabricate my upcoming downfall in Mabellville, UPA!