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Snicklin
11/01/2008, 02:35 pm
I need help making up a story. Make it really random, I want it to be an unbeatable fable! I'll start it off:

It starts off with a city called Portscallgrustamrenlumhoodsacreville...
StinkomanFan
11/01/2008, 02:39 pm
snia Where a young....
Joe2
11/01/2008, 02:59 pm
barbershop quartet was singing. This is when the 2nd-youngest singer, Jules,
Darkblade07
11/03/2008, 10:21 am
decides to quit being a barborshopp quartet singer but her older sister,Jane,
Zootch
11/03/2008, 03:54 pm
needed money for an operation which...
16_BIT_MARIO1
11/03/2008, 04:06 pm
would remove her hair. She is currently dying of hair cancer, contracted from...
SBB GameMaster
11/03/2008, 04:07 pm
...a giant hamster from the...
16_BIT_MARIO1
11/03/2008, 04:09 pm
Black Lagoon. It's the second cousin thrice removed from the Creature from the Black Lagoon, who...
Snicklin
11/17/2008, 09:31 am
...soon goes on a rampage with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and successfully dominates...
16_BIT_MARIO1
11/17/2008, 02:27 pm
Qatar. Pearl Forrester gets really mad, and...
Snicklin
11/23/2008, 11:32 am
...p8wns it with her keyswordtar, only to be...
Mouldcube
11/29/2008, 07:49 am
...laughed at for wearing...
metalkombat
11/30/2008, 06:15 pm
... a yellow polka-dot bikini...
Mouldcube
12/01/2008, 08:08 am
...that doesn't have any polka dots...
Snicklin
12/01/2008, 03:50 pm
...So Pearl takes it back to...
Mouldcube
12/02/2008, 11:29 am
...the hat shop, which is owned by...
Snicklin
12/05/2008, 10:38 am
...Chuck Norris, who then...
Mouldcube
12/06/2008, 04:14 am
...jumps off...
Snicklin
12/09/2008, 05:17 am
...a park bench, unable to find any cliffs. After this devastating occurrence, all the citizens of Portscallgrustamrenlumhoodsacreville...
Mouldcube
12/11/2008, 12:49 pm
...join hands and sing 20 hymns in a row without breaks, which causes them to...
Snicklin
02/17/2009, 09:27 am
...have a...
Mouldcube
02/17/2009, 10:17 am
...drink of...
Ray-The-Sun
02/18/2009, 05:05 pm
...Pepsi Crystal...
Mouldcube
02/19/2009, 09:02 am
...MKII, which...
Snicklin
02/19/2009, 09:22 am
...turns them all into...
Mouldcube
02/19/2009, 09:52 am
...reptiles that want to...
Snicklin
02/19/2009, 10:39 am
...do a dance of...
Mouldcube
02/19/2009, 10:42 am
...the apocolypse, and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/19/2009, 04:36 pm
...Eat a vat of...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:06 am
...VAT, which empties all their money from the bank and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:12 am
...Causes economic crisis in...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:15 am
...lower...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:17 am
...Downtown...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:19 am
...shortland, which is the most flat place in the world, I'm sure, and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:27 am
...Kirby's...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:28 am
...dinner gets taken away to...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:39 am
...The Squeak's HQ in...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:42 am
...higher uptown tallland, which is in an alternate universe called...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:43 am
...Spin-Off land, The land where Spin-Offs take place.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:45 am
One such spin off is...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:47 am
...Starfox Command, and another is...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:49 am
...mario does the weekly shopping, which wasn't actualluy released but still...anyway, in this place...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:50 am
...Main characters are Afterthoughts and the games are Different to their Predecessors!
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:51 am
...yet, someone still steps in to face it's dangers, and that person is...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:54 am
...Dr. Ovi Kintobor, Greatest scientist on *INSERTNAMEOFSONIC'SPLANETHERE*, Little did he know, Once he stepped in... He'd never be the same...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:57 am
...for one, he's now grown some hair, and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 02:58 am
...Become the evil Dr. Ivo Robotnik, World's greatest evil scientist.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 02:59 am
He then goes to...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:00 am
*INSERTNAMEOFSONIC'SPLANETHERE* And fights Sonic the Hedgehog.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:01 am
...and loses indefinitely...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:03 am
...Because the game is Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles, And he Always loses!
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:05 am
So, he decides to...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:08 am
Make a bigger battle machine!
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:11 am
But it still fails, so he decides a new approach that he's NEVER used before, which is...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:14 am
...To make robots of himself and trick an Echnida into helping him (Play Sonic 3 & Knuckles, You'll get the joke)
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:17 am
...but that fails too, and he eventually gives up and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:18 am
...Decides to get the forces of the Gods on his side (Sonic Adventure 1 jokes...)
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:22 am
...but chaos gets utterly destroyed and then...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:26 am
...He decides to use his Grandfather's ultimate Experiment, Shadow!
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:28 am
...which doesn't help, and ends up...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:29 am
...Messing up Because... (Sonic Adventure 2 references)
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:39 am
...of...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:42 am
...The Biolizard, Because...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:45 am
...it tries to pull the space colony ark down, however...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:50 am
It fails because Super Sonic and... Umm... Is it (Hyper shadow? I dunno) save the day.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 03:52 am
Then...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:57 am
Robotnik goes on to do something COMPLETELY Unrelated and he didn't do anything again for a few years because there weren't any Non-Handheld games between SA2B and Secret Rings nope nope nope.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:00 am
But after his holiday he...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:01 am
Ummm... (I never beat Chronicles -.-') Devised a nasty plan?
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:07 am
...which was to send sonic and his friends into the other dimention and take over the world while they were gone (signalling a sequel)...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:09 am
...Because Dark Brotherhood is the best recent Sonic Game!
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:14 am
But then...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:16 am
...Boney from Mother 3...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:18 am
...starts to...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:28 am
...Bite...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:30 am
...a...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:32 am
...thing called...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:33 am
...bernard, and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:34 am
...A...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:38 am
...huge alternate storyline gets created by...
StinkomanFan
02/20/2009, 04:40 am
Dr. Eggman (Not Dr. Robotnik).
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:40 am
...Because he killed Sally Acorn (Lulwut)
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:41 am
...and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:42 am
...Sonic said "Noooooooooooooooo".
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:43 am
...and kicked a...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:43 am
...Box because...
StinkomanFan
02/20/2009, 04:44 am
Boxes fail.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:44 am
Epically. Then...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:51 am
...There's a funeral and 100,000 people from the internet attend. I can't imagine why.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:54 am
Then, the funeral is interrupted by...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 04:57 am
...A troll and he says "sally acorn suxed anyway lolol roflmao", at which point, Sonic takes out an AK47 and says...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:58 am
..."YOU'RE TOO SLOW" with crossed eyes, and shoots everyone because...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:01 am
...Nobody but the Troll, Sonic and the hundred-thousand Internet guys attended, Because Sonic's only way to deal with grief is Gun's and...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:02 am
...internet cake, which...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:04 am
Tastes like Fur. again, I can't imagine why.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:08 am
But...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:09 am
...someone...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:10 am
...was...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:18 am
...Saying "Cheer up, These kind of things aren't all bad, At least we can use it for the plot of an upcoming game!" The Someone is in fact Amy Rose, A newcomer to the Green Hill zone, who was hoping to get something now that sonic is Available.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:19 am
Then sonic runs away and...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:27 am
...Punches Eggman because...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:30 am
...he's hungry and wants an egg, so...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:35 am
...He picks one out of the gap on his couch.
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 05:37 am
...and trows it at eggman's bald spot, then tells him off for it, causing eggman to...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 05:53 am
Say "Ha-Ha Sonic, I killed your girlfriend!" to which sonic responds by...
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 06:15 am
...crying effeminately, which makes...
Snicklin
02/20/2009, 07:44 am
...him run away, and finds a crashed ship containing the Flood! The Flood infects him and he turns into an infection form zombie, and goes and kills...
Ray-The-Sun
02/20/2009, 03:47 pm
...Robotnik because he half robotosized Bunnie Rabbott, Because... (Lol Archie Comics/Sonic SatAM refrences)
Mouldcube
02/20/2009, 04:10 pm
...of...
Maxilyah
02/28/2009, 03:17 pm
The evil Easter Bunny, who...
Guy in a Box
02/28/2009, 03:24 pm
made a waffle out of...
Ray-The-Sun
02/28/2009, 03:52 pm
...Wafle batter.
Guy in a Box
02/28/2009, 03:55 pm
And large amounts of...
Weeblerjake
02/28/2009, 04:02 pm
cakes that have....
Ray-The-Sun
02/28/2009, 04:02 pm
...Rabbit's Milk (Are you Squickin' yet? >=D) and...
Mouldcube
03/01/2009, 02:15 am
...poison...in fact, SuperPoison™©, and then...
Ray-The-Sun
03/01/2009, 02:37 am
...Bunnie Rabbot comes out of nowhere and...
Maxilyah
03/01/2009, 11:54 am
Eats the last piece of pie, because...
Guy in a Box
03/01/2009, 12:35 pm
she wanted to. This caused a terrible cataclysm in the middle of Portland, Oregon, where nine...
Maxilyah
03/01/2009, 02:15 pm
clown terrorists stole the secret, ancient...
Ray-The-Sun
03/01/2009, 02:21 pm
...Chocolate bars of...
Mouldcube
03/02/2009, 01:04 pm
...unoriginal plotlines, which makes the plot change to...
Maxilyah
03/02/2009, 04:59 pm
copyright infringement, and so everyone participating is sued...
StinkomanFan
03/02/2009, 05:20 pm
for everything they're wearing.
Guy in a Box
03/02/2009, 05:36 pm
So they all...
StinkomanFan
03/02/2009, 05:40 pm
Counter sue....
Maxilyah
03/02/2009, 05:56 pm
UPS for shipping an unwanted...
StinkomanFan
03/02/2009, 06:07 pm
Tube socks too....
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 07:26 am
...Corneria, Fourth planet of the Lylat System.
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 07:57 am
instead of....
Mouldcube
03/03/2009, 09:18 am
...to their own house, which is in...
Snicklin
03/03/2009, 10:10 am
...a state called...
Mouldcube
03/03/2009, 10:57 am
...lower...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 12:12 pm
Milwakee....
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 12:13 pm
Speedway, thus creating...
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 12:13 pm
A time paradox in...
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 12:14 pm
the year 1939, where...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 12:14 pm
Mario's....
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 12:17 pm
not existing anymore. So Sega becomes the dominant game developer and creates a deadly superweapon that...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 12:18 pm
Sends....
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 12:24 pm
rays of penguins into the quaint town of...
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 12:34 pm
Raythokesis (No, 9/10 of me doesn't know either)...
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 12:44 pm
where it shows that Ray-The-Sun has a large ego.
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 01:07 pm
...And I'm a massive celebrity for no reason.
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 01:52 pm
So the penguins try to...
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 02:25 pm
...Make a fanfic about...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 02:26 pm
Sherlock Holmes
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 02:59 pm
and Hannah Montana where...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 03:00 pm
they.....
StrongBadinator
03/03/2009, 03:44 pm
Get married and.....
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 04:21 pm
...Die from Cancer because...
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 04:28 pm
Hannah had a virus that...
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 04:32 pm
...Caused Harmful Sun rays to magnify two-Hundred-and-...
Guy in a Box
03/03/2009, 04:38 pm
sixty-three-thousand, five-hundred...
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 04:40 pm
and 9 times
Ray-The-Sun
03/03/2009, 05:18 pm
...the background level.
StinkomanFan
03/03/2009, 05:22 pm
explodes
SidGarcia
03/04/2009, 07:23 am
, but that has no effect because...
StinkomanFan
03/04/2009, 07:24 am
it only kills the minor charactors
Mouldcube
03/04/2009, 09:19 am
...and maybe a major character, but we can live with one missing. anyway...
Ray-The-Sun
03/04/2009, 02:14 pm
...Everyone is mourning the loss of Guy who got shot at and ran into a wall #3, Possibly the Most ridiculous Coolest Background Character ever.
Mouldcube
03/05/2009, 08:34 am
but then they realise that Guy who got shot at and ran into a DOOR #2 was much cooler and abandoned the funeral to go to the one next door, and...