MY silly adventure

[Mouldcube]

Yup, another one, same rules as always, and...that's all you need to know.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1029

You are in a room, what do you do?

[Strongsadioware]

>Move the trunk, then jump up and get key

[Mouldcube]

>Move the trunk, then jump up and get key

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1030

the trunk is too heavy, there must be a lot inside, but you still feel silly for trying.

[SidGarcia]

>Try to shake the key down with knocking your head on the wall

[Mouldcube]

>Try to shake the key down with knocking your head on the wall

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1031

that doesn't work either, and you've kind of ruined your neck.

[Strong Max]

>Stand on the trunk and jump up to get the key, then open the trunk.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Fly to get the key or some such nonsense

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1039

you get on the chest and try to fly

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1040

but it doesn't go well...

...it's easier than you're making it, you know.

[SidGarcia]

>Open trunk/chest

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1041

you try to open the chest, it's locked, not THAT easy you see.
you suddenly wonder why people haven't checked the inventory, or why they even think the key's out of reach in the first place.

[metalkombat]

>Check inventory while simultaneously grabbing the key that looks deceivingly far away.

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1042

your arm suddenly becomes stretchy and you grab the key, then you check your inventory.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1043

you have a magnet, a piece of string, and a folded up piece of paper with a website adress written on it, the website adress leads to the walkthrough.

[SidGarcia]

>Unlock the trunk/chest lock
>Buy a computer at your nearest electronics store

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1044

unfortunatly, there are no doors, so you can't go to any electronic store, but you unlock the chest.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1045

inside, there is a computer chip, a phone, and a hammer.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Smash the phone with the hammer See what phone numbers are registered on the phone

[SidGarcia]

>Go on the Internet with the phone and enter link from paper
Sorry, thought it was a mobile phone.
>Wonder why you put the key back up

[Mouldcube]

>Smash the phone with the hammer

you are meant to use the hammer on something you have, but not the phone.

>See what phone numbers are registered on the phone

only 666...wait, WHAT?

>Go on the Internet with the phone and enter link from paper
Sorry, thought it was a mobile phone.

it's meant to be, but i'm rubbish at drawing.

>Wonder why you put the key back up

you decide it's best not to think about it, the inside of your mind can be pretty scary.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Smash the compooter chip

[metalkombat]

>Tie the magnet to the string, attach the hammer and the magnet using magnetic forces, and swing your new creation in circles until you have enough momentum to break through the wall, at which time you should totally smash the wall and walk through into the newly discovered area.

[Darkblade07]

>Tie the magnet to the string, attach the hammer and the magnet using magnetic forces, and swing your new creation in circles until you have enough momentum to break through the wall, at which time you should totally smash the wall and walk through into the newly discovered area.

....Yeah...what he said

[Mouldcube]

>Tie the magnet to the string, attach the hammer and the magnet using magnetic forces, and swing your new creation in circles until you have enough momentum to break through the wall, at which time you should totally smash the wall and walk through into the newly discovered area.

you think about this, then think against it, it would be too much effort.

>Smash the computer chip

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1054

you smash the computer chip with the hammer, and it messes up the graphics, the good side is, it reveals a hidden door.

[Snicklin]

> Go through hidden door

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1055

you go through the hidden door, and it somehow fixes the graphics. you are now in another room, there is the door you came through, and a hole in the wall that you can not fit through, or make any bigger, so don't even try it.

[Snicklin]

> Look for any more exits

[Mouldcube]

> Look for any more exits

none, pity.
you do still have unused items in your inventory.

[Snicklin]

> Make a bomb out of hammer b/w phone and use it to blow a hole in the wall to your right

[Mouldcube]

you cannot destroy the phone, why would you want to destroy the phone?

[Snicklin]

> Use the smashed computer chip instead

[Mouldcube]

> the computer chip is...MISSING *gasp*

[SidGarcia]

it's meant to be [a mobile phone], but i'm rubbish at drawing.
Well, then.
>Call 911 so they can get you out of this house

[Mouldcube]

> 911 is not programmed into this phone, and it doesn't like new numbers, it's sort of a loner type of phone...plus, it's an english phone.

[Darkblade07]

>call the number that is already programmed in

[Mouldcube]

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1056

you call hell on your mobile...

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1057

...however, no-one in hell likes you, so they teleport you to...

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1058

...prison, or...at least the homsar prison, just off screen (i.e. i'm too lazy to draw them in the picture), is a comuter, seriously, very kind prison isn't it?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Search Google on how to break out of demented jails

[Holyxion]

>Take a bar off the window

[Mouldcube]

the window bars are made of solid light, so you can't take one off, plus, after seeing what you seen when you looked out, you wouldn't WANT to get out that way.

also, google can not find any way, sorry.

you still have an inventory.

[Holyxion]

>contemplate how a bar can be a plasma and a solid

[Mouldcube]

> you contemplate it, but then realise that there's no point, as there's going to be something else to confuse you soon.

[Holyxion]

>walk in the direction where there isn't a wall.

[Strong Max]

>Go to the adress on the piece of paper.

[Mouldcube]

you unfold the piece of paper, but then it gets deleted, you sigh and just look up a picture of a zebra on google.

oh, and there's walls everywhere.

i'm sure you still have something from the start.

[metalkombat]

i'm sure you still have something from the start.

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Pick me! Pick me!

>Use magnet on prison bars.

[Mouldcube]

well, you got the right item, but the prison bars haven't got anything in the slightest bit metal in them, but, well, that's solid light for you.

[antirikurox]

break bars with hammer

[antirikurox]

escape

[Mouldcube]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!

you have a magnet don't forget, you should use it on something.

and I really thought this thread was dead until now, it was a whole week since it was last updated.

[antirikurox]

check inventory

[Mouldcube]

You have as follows: magnet, string, an answer card...wait, how did that get there?

[antirikurox]

read answer card

[Mouldcube]

it gives you a clue to the puzzle, use the (blank) on the computer.

you should know what the (blank) is.

[StinkomanFan]

>Use magnet on computer

[antirikurox]

what he said, then this:
use computer attached to magnet on the bars
then this:
escape

[Mouldcube]

>Use magnet on computer

the computer messes up and starts printing "get out of jail free" monopoly cards.

[StinkomanFan]

>Grab all you can

[antirikurox]

use them

[Mouldcube]

>Grab all you can

you grab the cards, too bad, only one is made from a grabbable material.
the rest made of the bars on the window, but the bars are still there so don't think of escaping through there.

use them

you escape from jail, FREE!
You are now in another room, picture coming soon.

[antirikurox]

i meant use the get out of jail free card!

[Mouldcube]

i meant use the get out of jail free card!

I know, anyway, here's the room:
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1181
what do you do?

[Ugly Bird]

> look at small object above door.
> Also, wonder if the sign might be some kind of "rearrange the letters" puzzle.

[antirikurox]

go through the door.

[SidGarcia]

>Do like this: "exelent excellent it is" on the sign.

[Mouldcube]

> look at small object above door.

'tis a nail, cool.

> Also, wonder if the sign might be some kind of "rearrange the letters" puzzle.

Sort of.

go through the door.

You open the door and walk through it, and hit your face on a brick wall, no exit that way...yet.

>Do like this: "exelent excellent it is" on the sign.

there is not enough room on the sign.

[antirikurox]

do what sidgarcia

[Mouldcube]

I think he meant "Edit the sign so it looks like this: "exelent excellent it is"."
just not phrased like that.

[antirikurox]

okay, then do word drop and a "c" and an "l" to exelent excellent

[Mouldcube]

Whoever wrote that on the sign must have spelt it wrong for a reason, or maybe they're just rubbish at spelling, but you don't want to risk it.

oh, and antirikurox, please put a > at the beginning of your suggestions, I wouldn't mind if it wasn't important for a later puzzle...oops, I just gave away a clue for later.

[Ugly Bird]

Whoever wrote that on the sign must have spelt it wrong for a reason, or maybe they're just rubbish at spelling, but you don't want to risk it.

oh, and antirikurox, please put a > at the beginning of your suggestions, I wouldn't mind if it wasn't important for a later puzzle...oops, I just gave away a clue for later.

( A LATER puzzle? You mean, you actally PLAN AHEAD!!??! Cudos to you my friend. Cudos. )

[Mouldcube]

yep, I plan ahead, the only thing I haven't planned is an actual storyline, oh well, I guess I'll make that up as I go along.

[Ugly Bird]

> imagine that the letters are rearranged so they say "silent exit e". Maybe that's a clue?

[Mouldcube]

close, but you don't rearrange letters, you just remove some.

[antirikurox]

take off letters so it says "ex it"

[antirikurox]

whoops!
> take off letters so it says "ex it"

[Mouldcube]

take off letters so it says "ex it"

please, put the > on, I'll look past it now but just this once.:(
EDIT: sorry, I was writing this while you corrected yourself, so I didn't see until this was posted.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1182

You have edited the sign, a bit useless sitting there though.
oh, and alphabet soup was added to your inventory, what else would you do with the leftover letters?:D

[antirikurox]

> put the sign above the door

[Mouldcube]

> put the sign above the door

wiiiiiith???

[antirikurox]

> put the "ex it" sign on the nail above the door

[Mouldcube]

> put the "ex it" sign on the nail above the door

it falls off, apparently, there is nothing to hang it with.

[antirikurox]

check inventory

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Use the string on the sign/nail

[Mouldcube]

>Use the string on the sign/nail

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1183

the sign is up, you admire you handiwork, and go cross-eyed.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Go through the door

[antirikurox]

yh, what they said!

[Mouldcube]

>Go through the door

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1184

you come to a dead end, there is a note on the wall.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Read the note

[Mouldcube]

>Read the note

there's only some lines on it, no words at all, we need to add some, don't we?

(large crowd shouting "yeah".)

[SidGarcia]

>Paste sign from other room on note

[Ugly Bird]

> Write the words "this puzzle is now solved" on the note. Hah! I'm so clever! <---- sarchasm. I'm not really clever.

[deadlinejon]

> use the paper to divide by zero

[Ugly Bird]

> add some lines?

[Mouldcube]

>Paste sign from other room on note

You try, but the copy/paste buttons seem to be missing from the toolbar.

> Write the words "this puzzle is now solved" on the note. Hah! I'm so clever! <---- sarchasm. I'm not really clever.

How are you meant to do that? Oh, and you now know everything in the world...exept how to solve these puzzles, better luck next time.

> use the paper to divide by zero

You scream because the "divide by zero" answer that has been on every silly adventure that I know of has spread to here. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

> add some lines?

There are already enough there, any more and you will drown in lines.

[SidGarcia]

>Take note

[Mouldcube]

>Take note

you take the no...okay, it appears of if the note is drawn on the wall, you don't get it.

tell you what, you get another hint card for each new room, starting from now, as in, you get one for this one, not the next one, because occasionally this thread might step into the "no logic" zone.:eek:

[antirikurox]

read answer card

[Mouldcube]

read answer card

words consist of the alphabet...food.

and you forgot >

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Write something on the note using your alphabet soup

[Mouldcube]

>Write something on the note using your alphabet soup

you try to write a poem on the note, but the soup just makes a mess.
suddenly, the words rearrange themselves.
the note now reads:
"rules: 1: put > at the start of your answers. 2:don't say things like ">die! lol!""
the last sentence is broken, what can it mean?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

I think it means "Don't say things like...".

[Mouldcube]

I think it means "Don't say things like...".


heh, didn't notice that mistake, corrected it now.

oh, and you can cheat to get hint cards, but i'm not telling you how.

[antirikurox]

> cheat to get hint card

[Mouldcube]

> cheat to get hint card

how?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Look at the back of the hint card you already have

[Mouldcube]

>Look at the back of the hint card you already have

That only gives a clue of how to get the hint cards.

tell you what, you get another hint card for each new room, starting from now, as in, you get one for this one, not the next one, because occasionally this thread might step into the "no logic" zone.

That should help a bit...maybe...did you get all the hint cards you should have? or did it start too late? do the other rooms still count as old?

[antirikurox]

um...
> use gameshark codes to get hint card

[Mouldcube]

um...
> use gameshark codes to get hint card

you try, but the console you are playing this on (The Non-existant Plastic 3D Thing) has no way of using them, but i'm sure you don't even need the hint cards, I mean, what did I say earlier? about >?

[antirikurox]

i used >!

[Mouldcube]

i used >!

I know you did, but I was giving you a clue.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>"Don't say things like ">die! lol!"

[Mouldcube]

>"Don't say things like ">die! lol!"

...close

the clue is in the last sentence.

[SidGarcia]

>die lol

[Mouldcube]

>die lol

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1205

You break one of the rules and half of the paper starts to glow, now what?

[antirikurox]

break the other rule by doing what i just did (notice no > before the sentence)

> read the glowing paper

[Mouldcube]

break the other rule by doing what i just did (notice no > before the sentence)

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1206

You break the other rule and the paper glows completely, a doorway suddenly appears at the side of the room.

> read the glowing paper

You've already seen what it says, if you don't care and want to read it anyway, press or say or type "so what" now.

[antirikurox]

> go through door

[Mouldcube]

> go through door

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1207

You walk through the doorway, which leads into a passageway. You run down the passageway with what you think looks like a determined face, but in reality, it just looks badly drawn.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1208

You see a light at the end, could this be freedom? Could you have escaped to live a great life?

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1209

Nope, episode 2 coming soon.

[antirikurox]

> save game

[Mouldcube]

> save game

you save your game and enter extended play mode, here you can ask random things, anything at all, as long as it abides by the rules, until I start episode 2 (which won't come out yet as I need to think of ideas for it).

[antirikurox]

> ask random person when episode 2 comes out

[Mouldcube]

> ask random person when episode 2 comes out

no one around here knows, pity.
EDIT: oh, wait, someone justwent inside my subconcience and found out, it comes out friday, yay.

[antirikurox]

> yell at mouldcube to make it come out on monday

[Mouldcube]

> yell at mouldcube to make it come out on monday

well, okay, but why do you want it later than I said?

[antirikurox]

> yell at mouldcube telling him to take back what i said and make it come out on Wednesday

[Mouldcube]

> yell at mouldcube telling him to take back what i said and make it come out on Wednesday
tomorrow wednesday or next week wednesday?

[antirikurox]

> say tomorrow wednesday

[Mouldcube]

> say tomorrow wednesday
sorry, thursday at the earliest, I've got a lot to do tomorrow.

[antirikurox]

ok do thursday

[Mouldcube]

ok do thursday

okay, in the meantime, people can give me ideas for episode 2...please? anyone? ideas? I need help.

[Ugly Bird]

List of ugly bird's ideas:

- Something involving floating platforms.
- A round room that has a corner.
- More than 2 problems.
- Main character experiences sensory conflict.
- Main character experiences problems with most of his senses and has to solve an entire puzzle with his sense of smell.
- A boat with an unusual source of propulsion.
- Turtles.
- Ninja Turtles.
- An EXPLOSION!
- A murder mystery with a man, a hat, and a shard of a mysterious yellow object.
- Getting stuck inside a giant liver.
- Goat genicide.
- fractions.
- Vortexes that switch on and off for unknown reasons.
- Junk mail.
- Going back in time to invent things before the people who really invented them.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You misspelled genocide.

[Mouldcube]

okay, I wasn't as busy as I thought, but I haven't drawn the first picture yet, so I'll just label things to do with ugly bird's ideas, changing his quote to include numbers:

List of ugly bird's ideas:

1. Something involving floating platforms.
2. A round room that has a corner.
3. More than 2 problems.
4. Main character experiences sensory conflict.
5. Main character experiences problems with most of his senses and has to solve an entire puzzle with his sense of smell.
6. A boat with an unusual source of propulsion.
7. Turtles.
8. Ninja Turtles.
9. An EXPLOSION!
10. A murder mystery with a man, a hat, and a shard of a mysterious yellow object.
11. Getting stuck inside a giant liver.
12. Goat genicide.
13. fractions.
14. Vortexes that switch on and off for unknown reasons.
15. Junk mail.
16. Going back in time to invent things before the people who really invented them.

1. possibly.
2. how?
3. definately.
4. what?
5. ...okay?
6. uh huh *writes down*.
7. maybe.
8. no.
9. HOORAY!
10. unlikely.
11. no, no, no!
12. ...umm...
13. that's brilliant, yay!
14. can do.
15. probably, but beyond my control.:D
16. sorry, no.

so, that's that.
see you when I've started now.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1213

start off with a logo, and then...

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1214

you are face down on the floor, your leg is broken, but you are otherwise unharmed, what do you do?

[SidGarcia]

>Look around
>Check health bar

[Mouldcube]

>Look around

You try, but all you can see is ground, try finding a way of getting up first.


>Check health bar

You try, but all you can see is ground, try finding a way of getting up first.

[Ugly Bird]

> check pockets.
> feel around general area with hands, searching for any useful objects.
> Take ground.
> try to get up without using broken leg.

(by the way, Mouldcube, I tallied it all up and it seems you had NEGATIVE feelings about the majority of my ideas. Oh well, maybe I'll have better luck with the next batch.

PS: sensory conflict is one of the big reasons why people experience motion sickness. When what they see and what their inner ear (or vestibular system) is telling them doesn't match up with what they would normally associate with what is normal, the brain believes its senses are not working properly and concludes that this is because it has been poisoned. The brain's natural reaction to this is to induce nausea and vomiting, to get rid of the poison. Pretty cool, huh?)

[Mouldcube]

> check pockets.

Maybe you should get up first.

> feel around general area with hands, searching for any useful objects.

seriously, you shouldn't, YOU haven't seen the birds eye veiw of the area yet (at least I think you haven't, you might have when my back was turned)

> Take ground.

That would probably be a bad idea, but if you still want to, I would reccomend saving first.

> try to get up without using broken leg.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1226

there you go, that was easy. there is nothing for miles, not even the building you fell from. there are things on the ground that you REALLY don't want to see. what now?

(by the way, Mouldcube, I tallied it all up and it seems you had NEGATIVE feelings about the majority of my ideas. Oh well, maybe I'll have better luck with the next batch.

sorry about that, I do try to take ideas, but some just don't fit together to make a short episode, maybe I'll use the leftover ideas in episode 3.

on an unrelated note, I like how you've included me in your signature, RED COFFEE!

EDIT:I just tallied the results too, and 8 of them were positive, 4 were negative, and 4 were unsure.
positive were: 1, 3, 6, 7, 9, 13, 14 and 15.
negative were: 8, 10, 11 and 16.
unsure were: 2, 4, 5 and 12.
some may seem diferent than what I just said, but I assure you that they were mostly positive.

PS: sensory conflict is one of the big reasons why people experience motion sickness. When what they see and what their inner ear (or vestibular system) is telling them doesn't match up with what they would normally associate with what is normal, the brain believes its senses are not working properly and concludes that this is because it has been poisoned. The brain's natural reaction to this is to induce nausea and vomiting, to get rid of the poison. Pretty cool, huh?)

indeed.
I'm quite scared that I managed to understand that.:D

[Ugly Bird]

> now check pockets?

((I really do LOVE coffee.))

((In my tallying, I counted all the unsures as negatives, and I counted #15 as a neutral. That makes the tally 8 negatives and 7 positives.

And by the way, those ones you were unsure about... I mainly put those there either as jokes, or as deliberately vague ideas. Since you're the mastermind behind it all, I just thought some of it might spark an idea that you could take and run with as far as you wanted. I know that's how it works with MY writing... someone says something that sparks a thought which sparks another thought and so on and so on until I've got a fully cognitive, functioning idea in my head.

And I look forward to seeing that boat with the unusual source of propulsion.))

[Mouldcube]

> now check pockets?

you have nothing...exept that peice of paper has been undeleted, and you now somehow have a laptop.

And I look forward to seeing that boat with the unusual source of propulsion.))

...you sure? Hmm...YOU ALSO HAVE A BOAT IN YOUR POCKET!:D:D:D

[Ugly Bird]

> turn on laptop.

((and you weren't serious about the boat, right?))

[Mouldcube]

> turn on laptop.

You turn on the laptop. Your desktop is cluttered with things that should be in the recycling bin. it also has "Internet Explorer," "Minesweeper," all the episodes of "Sam & Max" and "SBCG4AP," and "RPG Maker VX."
What now?

((and you weren't serious about the boat, right?))

Yes, I was extremely serious, you DO have a boat in your pocket.

[Ugly Bird]

I've always wanted to do this:

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=197&pictureid=1227

(and by that I mean, take it out of your pocket.)

(also, "VX" is not a real roman numeral. If you mean fifteen, the letters should be switched. If you mean five, just take off the "X" entirely, since "V" on its own means five anyway.)

[Mouldcube]

I've always wanted to do this:

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=197&pictureid=1227

(and by that I mean, take it out of your pocket.)

not yet, there is no water nearby that you can put it in.

(also, "VX" is not a real roman numeral. If you mean fifteen, the letters should be switched. If you mean five, just take off the "X" entirely, since "V" on its own means five anyway.)

nothing to do with roman numerals, it's a version of the RPG Maker series, type it in on google or something, I've put a video of a game I made with it up on youtube, ask if you want a link.

anyway, what now?

[Ugly Bird]

> check recycling bin.
> If recycling bin has nothing in it, fill it with the things on your desktop that should be in there, then empty the recycling bin.

[Mouldcube]

> check recycling bin.
> If recycling bin has nothing in it, fill it with the things on your desktop that should be in there, then empty the recycling bin.

you find a word document called "spoilersthestoryplot" just sitting there, doing nothing. you don't put anything in the recycling bin, or empty it.

[Ugly Bird]

> open word document.
> Hum obnoxiously while reading it.

[Mouldcube]

> open word document.

"ERROR=Word not installed!"
"ERROR=File corrupted!"
"ERROR=There wasn't even a recyling bin on your computer for this file to be in!"

> Hum obnoxiously while reading it.

"ERROR=World going to explode if you try again!"

[Ugly Bird]

> remove the part of the computer that allows errors to happen...

JUST KIDDING!

> Open rpg maker and see if there are any games already completely finished on it, besides the one that comes with the game or the one that is designed to help you learn how to play.

[Mouldcube]

> Open rpg maker and see if there are any games already completely finished on it, besides the one that comes with the game or the one that is designed to help you learn how to play.

there are none, not even one that comes with it or one that teaches you how to play, you can only start a new one, or do something else, you still have that paper.

[Ugly Bird]

> look at paper.
> if unimportant, tear it to pieces and burn it with your mind.

[Mouldcube]

> look at paper.

it's the paper from episode 1, it has the website for the guide on it.

> if unimportant, tear it to pieces and burn it with your mind.

yeah, it probably is unimportant, you memorise it anyway, befor destroying it, setting the remains on fire and throwing it to the ground, while it's still on fire...

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1228

...oops, that was pretty stupid.
how did all that get there when it set on fire though?

[Ugly Bird]

> look at "all that".
> open up internet explorer and go to qwantz.com, I mean... the website for the guide.

[Mouldcube]

> look at "all that".

you look at the trees and plants that suddenly sprang from no-where when the place set on fire...maybe you should think about moving.

> open up internet explorer and go to qwantz.com, I mean... the website for the guide.

you go to the website for the guide, on it it shows all you had to do in episode 1, and everything up to now in episode 2, including setting the place on fire. it's unfinished, and the only thing on there that you haven't already done is "use cool teleporty powers to go to a hospital and fix your broken leg".

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Use cool teleporty powers to go to a hospital and fix your broken leg

[Mouldcube]

>Use cool teleporty powers to go to a hospital and fix your broken leg

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1255

you do so, just before an explosion happens.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1256

The hospital is run by turtles that keep on about fractions.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1257

The hospital is built on floating platforms. (hah, I just used 4 of Ugly Bird's ideas in one post!) your leg is fixed and you can now go, what do you do?

[Ugly Bird]

> Ask the turtles if they know anything about vortexes that may or may not be shutting themselves on and off for unknown or possibly mysterious reasons.

[Mouldcube]

> Ask the turtles if they know anything about vortexes that may or may not be shutting themselves on and off for unknown or possibly mysterious reasons.

"yeah, there are a few, about an eighth of them are in the exit hut, another sixth we locked up in the storage room, half of them are in that field down there that exploded, and we don't know where the other 4.8 of them are. the password to the storage room is the same as how many portals there are, can you work it out?"

[Ugly Bird]

> ask the turtles if they've ever thought about using an WHOLE numbers in their speach.

> Goto "exit hut".

> Do an elaborate dance involving lots of high leg kicks, just to demonstrate to yourself how great it feels to have a fixed leg.

[Mouldcube]

> ask the turtles if they've ever thought about using an WHOLE numbers in their speach.

"That's half of a rude comment, but i'll look three fifths of the way past it."

> Goto "exit hut".

The hospital is not attached to it in any way, it doesn't like it.

> Do an elaborate dance involving lots of high leg kicks, just to demonstrate to yourself how great it feels to have a fixed leg.

You decide not to, as it will break again at any sudden movements.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

*Teleport to the exit hut

[Mouldcube]

*Teleport to the exit hut

You try, but you seem to have lost the cool teleporty powers, I wonder how.

[Ugly Bird]

Save game.

> Attempt to enter the storage room, using the password "Twenty-three and two fifths".

[Mouldcube]

Save game.

> Attempt to enter the storage room, using the password "Twenty-three and two fifths".

you save, then attempt to open the storage shed, but it's the wrong password, who says the total is a fraction? you do have an answer card.

[Ugly Bird]

> try "twenty-three and one twenty-fifth", "23.04", "23.2", and "23".

(PS: if the answer is 23, then I'm scared. The number is after me!)

[Ugly Bird]

> also, read hint card.

> also, steal one of the turtles little hats.

[Mouldcube]

> try "twenty-three and one twenty-fifth", "23.04", "23.2", and "23".

(PS: if the answer is 23, then I'm scared. The number is after me!)

nope, nope, nope and nope, they are not the passwords either.

> also, read hint card.

"the number of vortexes is not important, as that was not the question."

> also, steal one of the turtles little hats.

they do not take kindly to that and break your arm in 5 and a ninth different places.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Fix your arm

[Mouldcube]

>Fix your arm

what a brilliant suggestion, exept you end up breaking it further. should of leart how to fix arms, huh?

[antirikurox]

> turn VERY smart so you know how to fix your arm without breaking it more
then
> fix arm

[Mouldcube]

> turn VERY smart so you know how to fix your arm without breaking it more
then
> fix arm

quick reference to earlier...

How are you meant to do that? Oh, and you now know everything in the world...exept how to solve these puzzles, better luck next time.

and fixing your arm is part of solving a puzzle, so you can't do that.:D

[antirikurox]

i said get smart enough to know how to fix your arm! since you are so smart it wouldn't take long to figure it out!

[Mouldcube]

i said get smart enough to know how to fix your arm! since you are so smart it wouldn't take long to figure it out!

maybe not knowing how to fix it is part of the puzzle, maybe you're not meant to fix it yet.:D

[antirikurox]

> find out how to cheat
after you do:
> cheat to fix your arm

[Mouldcube]

> find out how to cheat
after you do:
> cheat to fix your arm

you try to find out how to cheat, but the hospital has got hold of your laptop and filtered all the cheat websites, better luck next time.
maybe you should work on getting into the storage room, oh, and now all the turtles have gone to sleep.

[antirikurox]

> take turtle hat

[Mouldcube]

> take turtle hat

you better not, there is a GUARD FRACTION sitting there, probably trained to kill whoever takes someone elses hat. (clue for later...'d)

[antirikurox]

>buy a hat

>ask a random person to steal your hat while the guard is watching them

>while the guard is killing them steal the turtle hat

[Mouldcube]

>buy a hat

there is no-one here that will allow you to buy a hat from them, and there is no escape.

>ask a random person to steal your hat while the guard is watching them

there is no-one awake here.

>while the guard is killing them steal the turtle hat

hmm...maybe you should REALLY work on getting into the storage room, and one of the turtles are sleeptalking.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Listen to the turtle
>Go into the storage room
I don't care if there's a puzzle in the way, just go in!!

[Mouldcube]

>Listen to the turtle

you listen to the turtle, he is saying "I'm four quarters sure that the code is 0, because there's no portals, only vortexes.

>Go into the storage room
I don't care if there's a puzzle in the way, just go in!!

you type in the code and enter the storage room, but you see eyes staring at you out of the corner of the room.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Kill the eyes!!

[Mouldcube]

>Kill the eyes!!

you try, but you get pused over by the turtle that the eyes belonged to. The turtle runs out of the room, taking all of the vortexes in the room with him and firing a gun about, you better stop him, on the floor is NO-ONES HAT.

[Ugly Bird]

> take NO-ONE'S HAT! (I mean it! Not ever again!)

> Make friends with hostile turtle.

> Buy hostile turtle a cold one.

> In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.

> If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Have the evil turtle steal your hat

[Mouldcube]

> take NO-ONE'S HAT! (I mean it! Not ever again!)

You cannot take NO-ONE'S HAT, as when you take it, it becomes YOUR HAT, so you take YOUR HAT instead.

> Make friends with hostile turtle.

Not yet, all in due time.

> Buy hostile turtle a cold one.

He's too busy being insane to accept your offer.

> In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.

OH NO! He used an infinate ammo cheat.

> If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.

You do so not will can't do that.
Yes, I don't understand that either.

>Have the evil turtle steal your hat

He steals your hat, and gets viciously attacked, you get VORTEX.

[Ugly Bird]

> place your hat into the vortex and see what happens, unless you need the hat for something else.

[Mouldcube]

> place your hat into the vortex and see what happens, unless you need the hat for something else.

you have no hat, it was eaten before the insane turtle was attacked.
hmm...I wonder where the vortex even leads.

[Ugly Bird]

> read hint card.

> save game.

> jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.

[Mouldcube]

> read hint card.

you have none left.

> save game.

great idea...oh, file corrupted...

KIDDING! you save your game.

> jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.

you jump in the vortex, and end up in a small room with one door, leading outside, you take the vortex you exited from in case you want to come back to the hospital later.

[Ugly Bird]

> Taking the exit vortex was a great idea!

> Oops... I guess that wasn't actually a command.

> And neither was that one.

> Or that one.

> I better stop this.

> Uh, anyway... go outside.

[Mouldcube]

> Taking the exit vortex was a great idea!

> Oops... I guess that wasn't actually a command.

> And neither was that one.

> Or that one.

> I better stop this.

> Uh, anyway... go outside.

you exit the building, and fall 600 feet to the ground (well, technically 603 and a half, but I don't want to act like those turtles).
you lose your sense of sight, hearing, taste and balance, and you already lost touch from your broken arm. you now have only smell left. you smell...grass...and air...and a river...and something that will get your senses back, but where are these things?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Follow the scent to the thing that will give you your senses back

[Mouldcube]

>Follow the scent to the thing that will give you your senses back

you know it's there, but your sense of smell isn't advanced enough to tell where it is.
your inventory contains: laptop, vortex, boat and chewing gum (you found the chewing gum under the hospital bed).

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Read hint card
Oh, wait. You're blind.
>Chew gum

[Mouldcube]

>Read hint card
Oh, wait. You're blind.
>Chew gum

you put the gum near your mouth in an attempt to chew it, but you find it's strongly scented, this could be useful.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Check to see if the hint card is in braille

[Mouldcube]

>Check to see if the hint card is in braille

nope, instead, it's a machine that beams what it says right into your mind.
"scented chewing gum? throw that stuff away!"

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Throw the gum somewhere

[Mouldcube]

>Throw the gum somewhere

you throw it somewhere...that stuff is so strong that you can smell where it is.

[Ugly Bird]

> Crawl to the gum

> Throw the gum

> Crawl to the gum

> Throw the gum

> Crawl to the gum

> Repeat until any other viable option presents itself

[Mouldcube]

> Crawl to the gum

> Throw the gum

> Crawl to the gum

> Throw the gum

> Crawl to the gum

> Repeat until any other viable option presents itself

you keep throwing it and following it until you find that it's attached to the thing that gives your senses back. When your senses are back, you find that the insane turtle has followed you, better run.
surroundings: river, air.
inventory: BROKEN VORTEX, BOAT, LAPTOP.

[Ugly Bird]

> Throw the laptop into the river. :D :) :o :eek: I mean, the boat! Throw the boat into the river!

> Board the laptop, I mean boat.

[Mouldcube]

> Throw the laptop into the river. :D :) :o :eek: I mean, the boat! Throw the boat into the river!

> Board the laptop, I mean boat.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1262

well, that laptop...I mean boat wasn't anywhere near as good as you expected. you board it anyway.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1263

OH MY...HOW? THAT'S HUGE! WHY DID THIS NEVER GET MENTIONED BEFORE? I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD GET A HIGH PRIORITY IN WHAT SHOULD BE TOLD WOULDN'T YOU? BUT THIS? THIS IS INSANE! I QUIT!


well...until episode 3 anyway...
...to be continued...
okay, before I can start episode 3, I need ideas.

[SidGarcia]

Have an enormous boss battle
Epic cut scene
Dramatic ending
"To be continued.."
Deleted scenes?

[StinkomanFan]

Extended play, please

[Mouldcube]

Have an enormous boss battle

sorry, not until the last episode.

Epic cut scene

I don't really know how to make a cutscene epic, but I'll try.
I'm guessing that it would probably include GOOD drawing, which I can't do.

Dramatic ending

Maybe.

"To be continued.."

Yep, that will always happen, until the end.

Deleted scenes?

Maybe.

Extended play, please

okay, you can have extended play on this episode until I get more ideas.

[Ugly Bird]

> Do the (extended) play (dance).

[SidGarcia]

K. What about..
Sam & Max cameo
Aliens...? with... cars?
Make an short animation loop instead of one of the images like this:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w4/SidGarci/StrongBad.gif
only not so smooth (I had no other gifs)

I can't think out any more.

>Put on a costume

[Mouldcube]

> Do the (extended) play (dance).

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1282

you don't know how to dance very well, oh well.

EDIT: sorry, it was meant to be animated, I'll try again.

EDIT 2: there we go, now animated.
problem: saved as ordinary gif, not animated gif.

K. What about..
Sam & Max cameo

maybe.

Aliens...? with... cars?

sure.

Make an short animation loop instead of one of the images like this:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w4/SidGarci/StrongBad.gif
only not so smooth (I had no other gifs)

see above.

I can't think out any more.

brilliant, I'll definately use that one.

>Put on a costume

which one?




Okay, episode 3's ready, It took so long because I needed to decide the areas/storyline/puzzles, so, anyway...

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1284

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1263

you are still escaping from the giant insane turtle, up ahead is an island, and a huge-painful-looking-death area, what do you do?

[smellyman206]

<I say go to the painful looking death area!
< And chew your gum if you still have it.(yum)

[Mouldcube]

wow, thread revival from death version 2.0. never expected that.

<I say go to the painful looking death area!

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

already? you restart from 20 seconds ago.

< And chew your gum if you still have it.(yum)

yep, you still have it, but you end up swallowing it and choking.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

restart again.

[smellyman206]

Okay, fine.
<Go to the island. BOOORING!

[Mouldcube]

Okay, fine.
<Go to the island. BOOORING!

true it is boring, so boring in fact that you go to sleep...and get crushed by the turtle.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

RESTART! perhaps something in your inventory would help, as it doesn't matter how long you take as the river just loops until you choose to go somewhere.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Use everything in your inventory on everything else

[Mouldcube]

>Use everything in your inventory on everything else

you do that, but nothing works.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

I don't even know what happened then, restart.
if you don't know what's actually IN your inventory, you probably won't know what to do.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Find out what's in your inventory WITHOUT dying

[Mouldcube]

>Find out what's in your inventory WITHOUT dying

you have a bucket, and some chewing gum.

oh, by the way:

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1334

[Samman28]

>Spit out a sword somehow.

[Mouldcube]

>Spit out a sword somehow.

you spit one out, but it ends up landing in your chest.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

restart.

you still have your bucket, but no sword.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Use bucket to kill self.

[Mouldcube]

> Use bucket to kill self.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1318

it was inevitable...RESTART!

what is a river made of? what do buckets usually hold? why does the first puzzle seem really hard? the answer to the first two is the answer to all.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Fill bucket with water.

then

> Use bucket to kill self.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Yeah, don't do that last part

[Snicklin]

> Throw bucket at giant turtle

[Mouldcube]

> Fill bucket with water.

you do so, you now have FILLED BUCKET.

> Use bucket to kill self.

okay, you use the bucket to...

>Yeah, don't do that last part

what? who? make up your mind.

> Throw bucket at giant turtle

Too heavy, try empting it first, but where?

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Empty at floor

then

> Use bucket to kill self.

[Mouldcube]

> Empty at floor

Which floor?

> Use bucket to kill self.

I'm going to have to wait for a second opinion, I n the meantime, listen to lift music.

[Snicklin]

> Dump the bucket on the giant turtle

[Mouldcube]

> Dump the bucket on the giant turtle

you do so, now the turtle has another hat, but it never belonged to anyone before so the guard thingy from the second episode doesn't attack him. oh well, you now have MAGICAL FLOATING SPHERE OF WATER.

[Snicklin]

> Become a water bender

[Mouldcube]

> Become a water bender

You bend it into a balloon animal, well done but it doesn't help your current situation, put the water somewhere.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Put water IN HELL!

then

> Use bucket to kill someone. (this is getting old)

[Mouldcube]

> Put water IN HELL!

you can't reach.

> Use bucket to kill someone.

You don't have a bucket anymore.

(this is getting old)

true, you put the water on the island, just to advance the game.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Okokokokokokokok, This will be TOTALLY ORIGINAL! NOW!

> Use island to kill self.

or

> Use river to kill self.

[Mouldcube]

Okokokokokokokok, This will be TOTALLY ORIGINAL! NOW!

> Use island to kill self.

or

> Use river to kill self.

you save first, then die, twice, I hope you're happy with yourself, there's two more corpses floating down the river, RESTART! try going to shore.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Go down to shore.

then

> Use sea to kill self.

or

> Use sand to kill self.

[Mouldcube]

> Go down to shore.

you get onto the shore and save.

> Use sea to kill self.

or

> Use sand to kill self.

maybe I should have said river side, the nearest thing here is mud, you die from being mudded. loading.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Use mud to kill Self the next person you see.

[Mouldcube]

> Use mud to kill Self the next person you see.

as you attempt to pick up the mud, the turtle comes charging towards you, but slips on to wet island and lands in the death area, he dies, end of story...oh, and you kill a gnome with the mud.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Anything else?

[Mouldcube]

Anything else?

oh yeah, you're in the middle of nowhere, and you boat has exploded, how do you escape?

[Samman28]

> Travel back in time

[Mouldcube]

> Travel back in time

with what? you have some chewing gum, and a broken gnome.

[Ray-The-Sun]

> Combine BROKEN GNOME and CHEWING GUM to make something.

then

> Use it to kill self ???

then

> PROFIT!

[Mouldcube]

> Combine BROKEN GNOME and CHEWING GUM to make something.

then

> Use it to kill self ???

then

> PROFIT!

you make a FIXED BUT SOMHOW SUPER FAST GNOME WITH A RADAR AND AN INCREDIBLY LONG NAME, you save, and then use it to kill yourself, and then load your saved game and then you earn 1 porgot (this games weird currency), seeing as you never paid for anything in the first place, that's a profit.

EDIT: wait, what did you profit off of anyway? you never bought anything to profit from.

[Samman28]

>Look around!

[Mouldcube]

>Look around!

Yep, definitely in the middle of nowhere

[antirikurox]

> find courage the cowardly dog (he lives in the middle of nowhere...)

[Ray-The-Sun]

> And while you're at it, Call forth every character from Starfox

But seriously.

> Look for any means of transport or Instantaneous teleportation.

[Samman28]

>eat ground until u find a power crunch!!

[Mouldcube]

> find courage the cowardly dog (he lives in the middle of nowhere...)

wrong nowhere, maybe this diagram will show what I mean.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1364

> And while you're at it, Call forth every character from Starfox.

Look at THIS diagram.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1365

and...no means of communication.

> Look for any means of transport or Instantaneous teleportation.

you still have the FIXED BUT SOMHOW SUPER FAST GNOME WITH A RADAR AND AN INCREDIBLY LONG NAME.

>eat ground until u find a power crunch!!

Your mental state is bad enough, eating ground would just make it worse.

[antirikurox]

> find a guy named mouldcube and tell him to make his silly adventure easier...

> no, really do it

[Mouldcube]

> find a guy named mouldcube and tell him to make his silly adventure easier...

> no, really do it

you still have hint cards, two in fact, remember, you get one for each new place, and I gave you the answer anyway.

[antirikurox]

> use the gnome with a long name