View Full Version : Crudley Drawn Adventures
11/29/2008, 01:02 pm
You are Rather Dashing Ugly, and your about to move into a new house. All your furniture are belong to the moving truck. Your objective is going to be revealed once you get passed chapter one. You have an ugly poster on your wall.
None, just have fun!
Also, you have a small objective before you exit out your door.
Get a certain object in your room
Inventory: iPod, DS
11/29/2008, 01:24 pm
>Check what game is on the DS
>Check what songs and videos are on the iPod
11/29/2008, 01:38 pm
Apearently your DS is off. But you check. Cool, it's Pokemon Diamond. Your other games must be in the truck.
Woah, so manny things. Well, you do have some Strong Bad Emails on your iPod, some awesome songs, and some pretty cool Teebee shows.
11/29/2008, 01:45 pm
> destroy several pikachus in pokemon diamond.
> replace pokemon diamond with an imported japanese version of pokemon platinum, then realise you can't read the text.
11/29/2008, 02:24 pm
Or train Pikachus to fly X-Wing fighters.
11/29/2008, 03:06 pm
Both of your ideas suck. You really need too get something in your room.
11/29/2008, 03:17 pm
>Check behind that horrific poster
11/29/2008, 03:32 pm
Meh, close enough.
You check behind it, and you..."accidently" grab it. Aw well, might as well put it in ye ol' inventory.
You walk out the door, and down the steps, going outside.
Afterwards, the truck arrives.
You know what? How about your in your new home, and you go upstairs to the computer room.
What does though do?
11/29/2008, 03:34 pm
>Ponder why you had that horrible poster in the first place.
11/29/2008, 03:40 pm
You do, but you fail. Not really sure how that got in there.
Now the computer's vibrating.
11/29/2008, 03:44 pm
>Play some tetris on computer
11/29/2008, 03:51 pm
>Go into the internet
11/29/2008, 03:54 pm
You turn into a Tetris block, and a buncha crap is around you. Your in the internet, but how do you get out?
Also, don't forget you can talk to stuff around you.
11/29/2008, 03:56 pm
>"Hi, Mr. Awesome smiley!"
>Ask him for an autograph
11/29/2008, 04:00 pm
"Awesome", he says. You now got the AWESOME AUTOGRAPH.
11/29/2008, 04:12 pm
>Cut power to computer, death is better than playing tetris with that jumbled mess.
11/29/2008, 04:15 pm
You can't. Your stuck inside it.
11/29/2008, 04:48 pm
You can reason with the internet to restore its faith in organic lifeforms. It worked with Sam&Max Reality 2.0.
11/29/2008, 04:54 pm
Sorry, that won't work either.
11/29/2008, 05:24 pm
combine iPod and DS to make iPoDS, then combine Mario with Led Zeppelin to make 1 Blazing Fireball guitar attack, then use B.F.B.G.A. on messed up internet. that should do it.
11/29/2008, 05:28 pm
Uh, your a block still. You have no hands.
C'mon, there's someone around here you can talk too!
11/29/2008, 06:12 pm
Well Homestar has no arms and hands, yet he still manages to pick stuff up. Come on, man! Try to think outside "the box" for a change.
11/29/2008, 06:21 pm
You do that, and now you wasted 2 of the coolest things you'll get in this game.
It makes a portal, but it's missing something.
11/29/2008, 06:37 pm
wait i thought it would make the fireball attack thing.
11/30/2008, 07:53 am
Yeah, yeah, that too.
11/30/2008, 07:58 am
> realise the fireball attack thing has been blocked by a fire wall.
11/30/2008, 08:03 am
Um, yeah. That stopped the portal from working.
Seriously, guys! IS IT THAT HARD TO TALK TO A CHARACTER BESIDES AWESOME MAN!?!
11/30/2008, 08:09 am
> talk to everyone, even yourself...and the fire wall.
11/30/2008, 09:26 am
>Talk to the anime guy
12/01/2008, 09:13 am
You talk to him, and he says to throw him through there, too.
You do, and your back in your universe (you can go back in later)!
12/01/2008, 03:41 pm
There's a buncha blood everywhere. And a poster in your room. When did that get there? There's some thing on the floor too...
12/01/2008, 03:44 pm
>Look at the thing on the floor
12/01/2008, 04:58 pm
But first you comment on the murder scene...
>Response: Eeew! This is horrible! I'd seen a monkey with it's head in a blender that has better aesthetics than this guy's bloody handiwork.
12/04/2008, 09:38 am
12/04/2008, 10:55 am
>Get the blood away from the poster
>Call the police and medic NOW
12/09/2008, 05:55 pm
>then you eat the murder scene so no one will find out you did it (even the weapons and body and stuff)
04/17/2009, 01:52 pm
> Do CPR on the guy
04/17/2009, 05:00 pm
>Brainwash yourself so you somehow think you killed the guy, then turn yourself in.
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