Make-o-You-Own Drive-Thru Whale Quote Contest

[Compy 386]

Contest ends in Feburary!
One Grand prize of no (0) Strong Bad game(s) for Wii! (winner won't be sent a PM with a contagulations and request for friend code- do no give here!)
BUT, before you start chucking full bottles of merlot at your computer screen:
a)remember that SBCG4AP will quite litterally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater
b)numerous people don't even want the prwise
c)you will not get ye flask. I'm sorry, but them's the breaks
d)you will win a customised avatar for your profile. Just gimmee an idea if you win and I'll ship it to ya as soon as I want to.
We cool? Now gimme a hi-five.

Two runner-up prizes of pictures of pizza trophies (maybe you name on it)!
Here how you do it:

Don't forget to give the gift of lard!

How about a meal with your whoozit?

Please stay calm and re-enter the building.

(P.S. No real quotes)
(P.P.S. Like Homsar? Then see this other quote contest!! (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6945))

OK, I let yous go have fun now.

[Compy 386]

Oh! Almost forgot to mention: you may post more than one quote (or only one, if you want), and the quotes are judged based on how funny they are, and how Drive-Thru Whale-esque they are. Have Fun!

[Snicklin]

Thank you for registering a thich n' nasty. Please stay back, it devours flesh.

[Compy 386]

Why, Sniklin! You're running unopposed! Did you sabotage the other contestants' tour bus? Off a cliff? :mad:

[Strongsadioware]

If you kick my blowhole out, mama said knock you out.

(Also, I'm doing this for fun, no prizes please.)

[Compy 386]

(Also, I'm doing this for fun, no prizes please.)

Not even a pizza trophy picture?:( OK, if you want to opt out of the contest prize-giveaway, then put "I'm a poor, pathetic loser who is too shy to get an awesome prize"-er, I, mean, put "NP" for "no prize" somewhere in your post. You'll still win 2nd and 3rd place, tho :D. Here's what it'd look like if I won 1st, second, and 3rd (actual prize photo may vary):

[Strongsadioware]

Not even a pizza trophy picture?:( OK, if you want to opt out of the contest prize-giveaway, then put "I'm a poor, pathetic loser who is too shy to get an awesome prize"-er, I, mean, put "NP" for "no prize" somewhere in your post. You'll still win 2nd and 3rd place, tho :D. Here's what it'd look like if I won 1st, second, and 3rd (actual prize photo may vary):

Okay, I'll play for a trophy.

[Weeblerjake]

Make the monkey do a dance, please.

[Compy 386]

I gots a better idea for the trophy!!!
Here it is:

[Yellowtail]

You can't send me a SBCG4AP, cos I'm not American but I'll give it a try anyway.

Would you like to eat a yellow kitten? No! Yes! Maybe! Maybe not! Maybe Yes!

[Compy 386]

You can't send me a SBCG4AP, cos I'm not American but I'll give it a try anyway.

WHAT?!? Gifting is only in the US?!?! Aw, I don't live in the States... are you sure?:confused:

[Mouldcube]

I think you can only give gifts to people that live in your country, e.g. if you live in england, you can only give to england,

[Compy 386]

I think you can only give gifts to people that live in your country, e.g. if you live in england, you can only give to england,

What if you lived in Ontario?

[Mouldcube]

umm...where's that?

[Compy 386]

umm...where's that?

Not-In-Front-Of-Your-Computer, formerly known as "Canada". It's near New York and Quebec... ring any bells? Shuts any books? Blows out any candles?

[Mouldcube]

nope, no bells at all, or books, or candles for that matter.

oh, and by the way:
please pack your sealtbelt for a lonely day.

[Darkblade07]

If you here the jingle,you too could win a voice like me

[ShaggE]

NP, just doing it for fun.

Stand heavily, please. No diving helmets will be fined.

Let the light guide you, sir. It's flavorful and granulated.

Blubb-O's is always proud to rupture your spleen.

The pasta is extra demonic today. Wafers need not apply.

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

Cleave your babies. They won't let you down.

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

No prizes please. Or ill staple your lips.
Blubber chips are now half off.

Really, no prizes. I don't have a Wii anyway.

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

Pizza Picture accepted.

[Oh Noes Tacos!]

Massage the roast beef. It can get raspy.

[StinkomanFan]

Decemberween presents will lead to your doom.

[Snicklin]

Welcome to the reference section. You may discuss your arachnid phobias internally.

We have a no-refund policy (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Bread). However, if you would like your gravy back, defeat a lard with some sauce.

We use 100% genuine whale blubber. Please sign this waiver, in case there is an extra gram of cholesterol.

[Strongsadioware]

When I'm done with yo u, you'll have a horrible life. So please enter through window three.

[Mouldcube]

indigo is not legal currency, i'm sorry but you'll have to eat your father.

[Compy 386]

So, are we all done fighting already???

[Mouldcube]

the crack of dusk will be your demise.

[deadlinejon]

the pancake waffles will be in the salad toilet.

[BadStrong]

Honor is best taken with water. That'll be five plastic wands at your fourth window.

[antirikurox]

whale: please look toward the blubb-o's satellite camera and smile.
you: huh?! *looks up at the sky*
whale: thank you.

[Awesomepantsman]

Coach Z is a registered trademark of Blubb-o's Incorporated. Empty your paperwork, please.

[Compy 386]

whale: please look toward the blubb-o's satellite camera and smile.
you: huh?! *looks up at the sky*
whale: thank you.

Unoriginal! Automatic Worst place! Ding!

[antirikurox]

i said "you" not "strong bad" or "strongbad"!

[Compy 386]

i said "you" not "strong bad" or "strongbad"!

So... what do ya think, The Cheat?

"Mehmehmeeh meh meeehme mehmeh!"

I concur!

NEW STANDARD FOR DOUBLE WOSRT PLACE!

You don't get a ding.

[Compy 386]

Um... so... are you guys alright with my new prise? Or am I gonna have to jump?

[SS the Free!]

The buy $10 now for the low price of $15.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Deck out car limbo steel.

(Check out our combo meal)

[Compy 386]

Don't turn around. You may hurt your life.

You're sorry, but we only accept toilet paper. Please give yourself a swirly in an unflushed toilet, then we will discuss your love life.

Wait, why am I doing one?:confused::confused::confused:

Oh, well. Keep up the good work.

[Maxilyah]

Ten out of ten people die from eating here.

Side effects may include nausea, heart attack, stroke, retard-disease, and death. We will not be held responsible for the consumption of this food.

(Edit: I re-read the rules, and yes, it is themed. Sorry for being stupid.)

[Compy 386]

(Edit: I re-read the rules, and yes, it is themed. Sorry for being stupid.)

Uuuuuuuummmm... :confused:

Sorry, Maximillia, no comprende Esperonto.:confused:

[Ray-The-Sun]

Canibalism isn't funny; Would you like to try our Man-Fur salad instead?

Your left leg is our toothbrush, and the world is our gelatinous bevarage.

The world will explode at 6:11 AM, so please stock up on Insane Cultists.

If you are a Happy-Happy man, please turn blue and eat the apocolypse. ($10 if you get the Nintendo game refrence)

I use hit your Wolfen's weak spot with my M249 and an Arwing card. (another $10 if you get the nintendo game refrence)

Heeba-Treeba-Fleeba, our cat has got a Fevah.

[Compy 386]

Star Fox aaand... Kirby?

[strobro]

weclome to the begining of the rest of your life. it will last about one homsar.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Star Fox aaand... Kirby?

Ha Ha, Sounds like my brawl resume xD

but anyway;
SOAP! FRY IT OR DEATH SHALL INSTANTANEOUSLY RESOLVE!

[duduman56]

Get your weapon from the japanese fighter please, and don't try the chili dogs.
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/8/8a/Whale.PNG
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/3/3c/StinkomanEvolution3.PNG
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j190/SaraM123/chili_dog.jpg

[Ray-The-Sun]

Beans, Beans! The Musical fruit! The more you eat, the more that Blubb-O's steals your money from your pocket, You stupid Freeloader.

Its time to cook some Death, do you like Fried or Grill'd?

Poke, Poke! Banana's don't help dancing! Poke!

[Mouldcube]

did you try the new poison cereal? a free box was sent to germany.