Teen Girl Squad: Custom Deaths

[Snicklin]

Here's the rules:

You are all going to post death events of the girls. Only pick one to kill. Leave the others' share. You can include dialouge as well. I will start again when all the girls die. You can decide not to kill if you want.

Exhample:

(So-And-So and What's Her Face’s arms are tied up running on a giant hamster wheel)

So-And-So: What exactly is this hamster wheel supposed to do?

Cheerleader: As far as I know, experiment monkeys were used to run on them.

What's Her Face: So there’s no purpose of running on this wheel?

Cheerleader: Remember when I said that sweating was against several of my religions-

So-And-So: (Deadline’d! a line with a moustache killed So-And-So with a revolver) Ow, my occasion of achievement on time!!!


There you go. I'll start it off:

Cheerleader: Pop Rock!

So-And-So: R&B/Soul!

What’s Her Face: Reggae and Hip-Hop!

The Ugly One: Latin Riff?

[Compy 386]

Cheerleader: Okay, gal-like femmes, let's go score us a new set o' boys!

(Cheerleader spies the "No "i" in team" boy)

Cheerleader: (Thinking) Omigosh! I can't do...it...tougne...tying... (she begins sweating)

No i in team boy: What's up little girl?

Cheerleader: Uh... my parents are out of town... in my car... wanna go... park out?

(A car bursts out from cheerleader, going backwards)

PARKED OUT!!!

Cheerleader: I knew that burger tasted weeeiiird!!!

[StinkomanFan]

So-and-So: That was random not funny and unethical. I'm starting to think that our deathes are.....
(an eraser appears and erases So-and-So)
So-and-So: What are you doing?! No stop it! Noooooo!
Erased from existence!

[Strongsadioware]

What's Her Face: Woah, Cheerleader's dead...again.

The Ugly One: Hey look! A reasonable pile o' used nerds are here!

Oh take me by my heart, 1337manofnerds!

1337blahblahblahblah: You don't know that I hate people who are clearly lamer than me?

*FACEPALM'd! The Arrow'd guy dressed up like the guy from the facepalmed picture is well, facepalming. But his hand is on The Ugly One's body*

The Ugly One: Vegeta, what does it say about my insurance?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER NEGATIVE NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*cough cough cough*

*Over used meme'd!*

[Darkblade07]

Whats her face:wow looks like i'm the only one left
(homeless man foaming at the mouth walks up)
Hobo:BLAH BLA BLAAAAAHHH!!!
Whats her face:Imma wishin i had a car so i could drive away
(car falls on what her face)
CAR'D
Whats her face:I wish i could change my wish...

[Mouldcube]

WISH'D
Whats her face: I never wished for 10 buses!

[Snicklin]

It's Over!

Who wants to do it again?

[Compy 386]

It's Over!

Who wants to do it again?

ME!!!

[Snicklin]

Okay! Here goes...

Teen Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!

So-And-So!

What's Her Face!

The Ugly One!!!

Begin!

[Compy 386]

Cheerleader: Umm... this is where I'd normally say something, but I fear for my life-

So-And-So: I'LL DO IT!!! Let's go to the library!!!

(A bookshelf falls on her)

AND THE LIBRARY COMES TO YOOOOOOUUUU...'D!!!

So-And-So: Et tu, fine literacy?!!!!!!!

[Mouldcube]

cheerleader: girls, let's...

so-and-so: we've been through this loads of times, we're just going to die anyway, and this background music is driving me crazy, i mean, why would anyone even think of this, and what about...

ANGRY WRATH OF ALL THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD VIEWERS...'D

edit: drat, someone else posted while I was writing this...just ignore this post.

[Darkblade07]

The ugly one: Man, I hope a popular boy walks up
(Tompkins walks up)
Tompkins:What the heck are you undapants doin here
the ugly one:Go away or I'll call the poe leese
(police man runs up)
Tompkins:NOOOOO!!!!! I'm gonna sue!
(Sewage flows into the screen killing both The Ugly One & Tompkins)
SEWAGE'D
the Ugly one:I HOPE I DON'T GET RE-RECYCLED

[Snicklin]

Cheerleader: Ugh! I can't beleive I'm standing next to this dump!

What's Her Face: Ahem!

Cheerleader: Oh, and What's Her Face.

(Slurred! A broken carriege falls on all the surviving girls)

It's Over!

Do 'gain?

[Compy 386]

Shore!

[Snicklin]

Mah mah mah mah-

Teen Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!

So-And-So!

What's Her Face!

The Ugly One!!!

Begin!

[Compy 386]

Cheerleader: Ungh.

So-And-So: Meh.

Whats-Her-Face: Sigh.

The Ugly One: Whee!

Cheerleader: What's she so not-bored about?

So-And-So: I don't know.

(acid slime pours on So-And-So)

I HEARD THAT'D!!!

So-And-So: You can't say that in a comic book!

[StinkomanFan]

What's-Her-Face: What just happen'd?
Ugly One: I dunno.
Cheerleader: What are you doing?! Don't ignore me! I need to be popular! *Melts al'a the wicked witch of the west*
Shun'd!

[strobro]

The ugly one: ...
What's her face: woah.
Ugly one: ...
What's her face: um... ugly one?
Ugly one:...
What's her face:...
Ugly one:...
What's her face:...
Ugly one:...
What's her face: JUST SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!
Ugly one: no.
What's her face: this comic's boring and not cool.
Ugly one:...
What's her face: LET'S GET READY TO LOOK SOOOO-

STRONG BAD'D!!!

what's her face: OW! THE AWESOMENESS!!!

[Mouldcube]

Ugly one: I'm still alive, now to go out with all the boys.

(dried fruit lands on her).

DATE'D

IT'DS OVER!

DO AGAIN!

[Snicklin]

This is fun!

Teen Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!

So-And-So!

What's Her Face!

The Ugly One!!!

Begin!

[Mouldcube]

So-and so: I've discovered a book that tells us our future!

Cheerleader: do I get all the boys?

So-and-so: no, you get...

SPOILER TAG'D

So-and-so: My inability to talk!

[StinkomanFan]

Cheerleader: We're going to the Chocolate factory!
What's-Her-Face: Why?
Cheerleader: because it's original and inovative.
The Ugly One: It's been done before.
Cheerleader: Don't question me! *Gets Arrow'd*
Unoriginality!

[Mouldcube]

What's-Her-Face: Well, now to wait until we get killed some how.
The Ugly One: Not a chance, I'm off shopping.
What's-Her-Face: I'll just wait here then.
BORED'D
The Ugly One: Look at all this cloth I bought, you want some? Oh...

[colinsbob]

I've got a script, for a fan comic I'm doing, so, here are some plot points:
TGS at the cinema, WHF's asking SAS to give haer popcorn, and SAS's comment on that is: "No, the corn will be angry!" and the corn says: "My brain!" CL's asking the girls if they have learned for the next math exam, SAS, of course's saying that she learned it for over a month, and get killed by the Arowe'd guy comming from the movie screen: "3D'd". SaS says: "What a cinematic experience". WHF's taking the popcorn.
to be continuing...

[Snicklin]

Awe. Some.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Ugly One: Now to wait until I get offed...
*mainiac weilding a chainsaw rushes in*
Maniac:BLAAAAAAGHHHHH Want some tic-Tacs.
Ugly One: Sure.
*Meteor comes out of nowhere*
UNEXPECTED DEATH SEQUENCE!
ugly One: We all new it would happen =/

[strobro]

Lets do that again!!!!!!!! :D

[Snicklin]

Teen Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!

So-And-So!

What's Her Face!

The Ugly One!!!

Begin!

[Mouldcube]

Cheerleader: let's go to the zoo!
The ugly one: you hate the zoo.
Cheerleader: I do not, it's a great place to go.
So-and-so: there's a boy you like there isn't there?
Cheerleader: SHUT UP! I JUST LIKE THE ZOO, OKAY?
EXESSIVE LYING'D
Cheerleader: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD KILL YOU!

[Ray-The-Sun]

So-and-So: Ok, so we're at the Zoo, What now?
Ugly One: Kets pick up some Cute boys!
So-And-So: But the only things in Zoos are anim-
Ugly One: So?
So-&-So:You make me sick to my stomach and-
PENGUIN'D!
Whatserface:-this penguin eating my fleeeesh!

[strobro]

So and so-ok, so we didn't get any boys, just a man-eating penguin.
ugly one-great.
so and so-so, what do we do now?
Ugly one- um... go to the movies?
MOVIE-Sounds dangerous!
MOVIE-no, sounds dangeresque
So and so-this is the greatest movie in the world.
Ugly one-i'll go get some popcorn.
So and so- great!
Ugly one- 2 popcorns, please!
REVENGE OF THE POPCORN'D!!!
Ugly one-OW! THE POPCORN IS EATING ME!!!!!!!

[Mouldcube]

So-and-so: I wonder where the ugly one is, she's been gone a long time.
person watching movie: quiet, I'm trying to watch the movie here.
So-and-so: sorry.
person watching movie: just shut up already.
So-and-so: OKAY!
KICKED OUT FOR TALKING'D
So-and-so: WHO PUT THIS ACID OUT HERE?
IT'S OVER!

Again?

[Ray-The-Sun]

TEEN GRIL SQUAD!
CHEERLEADER!
SO-AND-SO!
WHATSERFACE!
THE UGLY ONE!

Cheerleader: Lets all go to the Arcade!
Whatserface: Since when did you game?
Cheerleader: Since like, FOREVER, STUPID!
Whatserface: If you say so...
|AT THE ARCADE|
Cheerleader: LETS PLAY BAND HERO!
Ugly-One: LETS PLAY BLOODY FISTS!
So-and-So: No, we're going to Play PAC MAN!
Pac man: This stupid girl looks tasty.
OM-NOM'D!
Oww, I was eaten by a Yellow Pizza Maaaaaan!

[Mouldcube]

What's-her-face: she should know that space invaders is MUCH better.
INVA...
The ugly one: go away nebulon, you have no style.
What's-her-face: wow, we actually managed to avoid death.
UNEXPECTED ATTACK FROM BEHIND'D
What's-her-face: I KNEW IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN!

[Snicklin]

Check out my fanfic (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4565748/1/%3Cb%3ETeen%3C_b%3E_%3Cb%3EGirl%3C_b%3E_%3Cb%3ESqu ad%3C_b%3E_Stories)!

[Ray-The-Sun]

Cheerleader: So, Ugly One, Do YOU wanna play Band Hero with me?
Ugly-One: Urrrrr...
Cheerleader: Or maybe even DANCE DANCE COMPETITION!?
Ugly-One: Umm...
Cheerleader: Whats wrong?
Ugly-One: Weeeell... OOH LOOK, SUPER PLUMBIO BROTHERS TWO!
Plumbio: Your-a too ugly-a to Play-ah my game! (Said like the ending from SM64)
SKULL CRUSHED INTO SPINE USING A FATTY'S OWN BODY WEIGHT'D!
THIS IS KIND OF DISGUSTIIING!

[Darkblade07]

CheerLeader:YAY I'M THE ONLY ONE!!!I get to play tine splitter by myself!!!
Nerdy-Kid: NO, ITS NOT FAIR!!!*Picks up fake gun and beats cheerleader on the head*
Cheerleader:Oh No!!!NOT THE TERROR BITEZ!!!

Its over! Play again?