An unoriginal EVIL adventure

[StinkomanFan]

You are Prof. Nook and are trying to rule the world. But your lowly assistant is on vacation. You're in your study. You have a incineratorinator 9001, and a wallet. You see a DESK with 5 BUCKS and a PICTURE on it, a STATUE of yourself, a ROCK, and your pet CAT.

[metalkombat]

>Throw ROCK at CAT.
or
>Take 5 BUCKS.

[StinkomanFan]

You throw the ROCK at your CAT but you miss. You should have payed better attention in rock-throwing school. You take the 5 BUCKS

[deadlinejon]

>use incinrator on DESK
or
>use incinorator on CAT
or
>divide by zero.

[StinkomanFan]

You zap the DESK and the CAT and they both deflect out the WINDOW. That FLEA REPELANT is strong! You try to divide by zero but your head starts to hurt so you stop.

[metalkombat]

> Look at PICTURE.
or, if the picture is insignificant to the story,
>Incinerate PICTURE.

[StinkomanFan]

You look at the picture of your brother, Tom Nook. You try to shoot it but you have fond memories and put the gun away.

[Maxilyah]

>Throw the statue out the window.

[StinkomanFan]

You grab the statue and throw it out the window. it crushes 9 bystanders Congratulations you're now moderatly evil.

[Mouldcube]

> send letter to tom nook and tell him you're going to steal everything from his store and sell it to random people you meet on the street for THOUSANDS, and then you will take his store and sell it for peanuts.

oh wait, first:
> get some paper and a pen.

[StinkomanFan]

You suddenly wish you could make things appear out of thin air. You then notice a DOOR next to the window.

[StinkomanFan]

You get bored and grab the PICTURE, CAT, and ROCK

[Snicklin]

> Build a rocket out of PICTURE and ROCK and use CAT to test it

[StinkomanFan]

You make the rocket and decide to test it yourself. 4 hours later you wake up on some wierd place you still have the CAT and the PICTURE. You see a CLOCK, a DOOR, a BLUE ROCK, and a BLUE OYSTER CULT CD

[Snicklin]

> Go through DOOR and take BLUE ROCK and BLUE OYSTER CULT CD

[StinkomanFan]

After taking the stuff and leaving you find yourself in some sort of lab. You see a CHICK strapped to a table, various CHEMICALS, and a PORTABLE TV.

[Snicklin]

> Use CHEMICALS on CHICK and see what it turns into

or

> Use CHEMICALS on any pokémon that pass you by

[StinkomanFan]

you use your abundant knowledge of liquids to turn the chick into some sorta GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN. Luckily she is chained in so she can't harm you.

[Snicklin]

> Get married with GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN

or

> Watch Lost on the PORTABLE TV

[StinkomanFan]

You don't have an ENGAGEMENT RING. You watch some TV and you see a commercial about KAY Jewelers.

[Snicklin]

> Take PORTABLE TV and feed CAT to GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN

[StinkomanFan]

You grab said TV and feed it to the WOMAN but you love your CAT too much to feed him to a WOMAN. You then notice a door next to the WOMAN.

[Snicklin]

> Unchain GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN, release her into the city, and go through DOOR

Edit: Why isn't my EVIL meter increasing antywhere above moderate? Nook is doing all this evil stuff, but his EVIL meter isn't increasing!

[StinkomanFan]

You release the WOMAN and not suprisingly get eaten alive. GAME OVER. You then return to the last save point. You leave. You're now in a city with a KAY Jewelers and a game store next to you.

[Snicklin]

> Save game

> Buy Call of Duty from GAME STORE

[StinkomanFan]

You enable AUTO-SAVE and go into the game store. You see a FREE COUPON, a GIFT CERTIFICATE, and 500 BUCKs. And EVIL METER guy returns and makes you 'Cartoon Villian' Rank.

[Snicklin]

> Get FREE COUPON, GIFT CERTIFICATE, and 500 BUCKS

> Purchase an XBOX 360 and use FREE COUPON

>Walk out of store and into KAY JEWLERS store

> List all ten villian ranks

[StinkomanFan]

1. Drug dealer
2. moderately evil
3.cartoon villian
4. Wario
5. AVGN
6. Satanic rocker
7. Hugh Bliss
8. Mr. Burns
9.Conan O'Brian
10. So-damn Insane

You do all the stuff and now have a full INV. Now what?

[Mouldcube]

> create rank 11. SATAN!

[StinkomanFan]

done and done. You're now infront of the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN and want her to be your wife. What does thougheth do?

[Snicklin]

> Get an engagement ring and save game, unless you get eaten, otherwise you would get caught in an endless glitch

[Mouldcube]

> pour acid on the nearest insect.

[StinkomanFan]

A roach walks over and you pour acid over it but it won't die! You save but i don't think a GIANT man-eating woman and you would work out.

[StinkomanFan]

You still have a bunch of CHEMICALS.

[Mouldcube]

use chemicals with acid to make the acid stronger, the pour it on the roach.

[StinkomanFan]

The acid came from the kit so it's basicly pointless.

[Mouldcube]

basically pointless, but not completely pointless.

[StinkomanFan]

You mix the chemicals and pour it over the roach. Congrats! You discovered the cure to Roaches!

[Mouldcube]

> use a cheat code to go up a rank, it's probably such an evil thing to do, that you go up 2.

[StinkomanFan]

You try to look up a cheat code but you can't find one so you flag child-friendly youtube videos to let out the rage. You are now as evil as Wario.

[Mouldcube]

> get bored of this area and go to look for a new one, oh, and set fire to a puppy.

[StinkomanFan]

You walk out and what a coincidense a puppy walked by you. You throw a match on the adorable thing but you forgot to light it.

[Snicklin]

> Make the puppy your other evil sidekick!

[StinkomanFan]

You grab said puppy and hug it and love it and call it George.

[Snicklin]

> Raise it into an evil dog that obeys your every command and use him to kill anyone that get on your nerves or to help test your experiments in replacement of your other evil sidekick when he's on vacation

[StinkomanFan]

You try to and the puppy slaps you.

[metalkombat]

>Slap the puppy back.

[StinkomanFan]

You slap said puppy you end up in a slap fight against a dog. Smooth -_-

[Ugly Bird]

> train the puppy to bring you something that used to be alive, when you snap your fingers

[Mouldcube]

> go buy a DVD of a "screamer" (you know, one of those things where you're watching something, then a face comes up and screams), and show it to everyone you can find.

[StinkomanFan]

> go buy a DVD of a "screamer" (you know, one of those things where you're watching something, then a face comes up and screams), and show it to everyone you can find.
and
> train the puppy to bring you something that used to be alive, when you snap your fingers

NO!

[Mouldcube]

> torture someone for eternity, exept on tea breaks.

[StinkomanFan]

You go back inside and see your ASSISTANT tie'd to the table next to the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN.
Torture him Y/N?

[Ugly Bird]

> feed assistant to GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN

[StinkomanFan]

>You throw your former ASSISTANT into the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN's mouth. You're now as evil as the AVGN.

[Snicklin]

驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!

[StinkomanFan]

私は穀物を好む。

Wut

[Ugly Bird]

> call up the AVGN and call him incompetent. Then ask if he would like to review YOUR FIST! If he says yes, take a note that reads: "need to remember to punch the AVGN".

[StinkomanFan]

You call him on a convieniently placed phone. He say's he'd rather [CENSORED] a munkey covered in [CENSORED]. You hang up immediately.

[Snicklin]

驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!

Translation: For awesome!!! For evil!!!

I translated it off of Dictionary.com (http://translate.reference.com/)

Cool, huh? I use it a lot.

[StinkomanFan]

驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!

Translation: For awesome!!! For evil!!!

I translated it off of Dictionary.com (http://translate.reference.com/)

Cool, huh? I use it a lot.

Cool!

[Snicklin]

> Build a giant diabolical robot!!!

[StinkomanFan]

You try but you can't find the correct items. I'll give you a hint what you're suppost to do try using *Blank* on the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN.

[Snicklin]

After taking the stuff and leaving you find yourself in some sort of lab. You see a CHICK strapped to a table, various CHEMICALS, and a PORTABLE TV.

By chick did you mean this chick?

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=143&pictureid=1142

Or this chick?

http://images.askmen.com/photos/miley-cyrus/24005.jpg

Anywatts,

> Use robot to raid Japan

[StinkomanFan]

By chick did you mean this chick?

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=143&pictureid=1142

That one.

[Snicklin]

> Use robot to raid Japan

[StinkomanFan]

You don't have a robot!

[Snicklin]

Oops, I meant,

> Look in your basement

[StinkomanFan]

You check a door with basement painted on it in there you see a large collection of CHEMICALS.

[Snicklin]

> Is there a ROBOSAPIEN (http://www.wowwee.com/en/products/toys/robots/robotics/robosapiens:robosapien) anywhere?

[StinkomanFan]

No. Just CHEMICALS.

[Snicklin]

> Mix the chemicals together to make this supra potion, (yes, I said supra) then drink it and raid Tokyo with your new powers

[StinkomanFan]

You drink it and you find out it's a shrinking POTION. You are then attack'd by angry roaches. GAME OVER. You return from the save point which was before you drank the POTION.

[Snicklin]

> Make a flying elixr and drink it.

> SAVE GAME

[StinkomanFan]

You make said ELIXER and save you drink it and you're flying! You then get sucked into a jet engine, smooth. -_-

[Snicklin]

> Retry from SAVE POINT and fly to Peru

[StinkomanFan]

You retry and get attack'd by birds.

[Snicklin]

> Throw BLUE ROCK in your inventory at birds

[StinkomanFan]

> you do so and miss. The birds chase after it.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Continue to fly to Peru

[StinkomanFan]

You save and arrive in Peru. You see several ROCKS, a THUG, and a POT.

[Snicklin]

> Throw ROCKS at THUG to knock him out, them boil him in the POT

[StinkomanFan]

You do so. Mmmm.... SOUP. You save some for the woman back at the lab. You're now as evil as a satanic rocker.

[Snicklin]

> Go retreive some herbs and spices, then get an engagement ring at a jewlcrafter/ring store

[StinkomanFan]

You find some next the POT. You already have an ENGAGEMENT RING.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Fly back to your lab and marry the woman, or at least ask if you can marry her

[StinkomanFan]

You save, fly, and ask. She says you're to small. You throw the shrinking ption on her and now she's a NORMAL-SIZED MAN-EATING WOMAN you ask her and she says yes!

[Snicklin]

Yay!

> Dominate Tokyo with her once you are married, and take your puppy

http://www.pupcity.com/images/adpics/06244102004430_2.jpg

What kind of dog is it? Is it a porkie (yorkie and pug mix) like this one?

[StinkomanFan]

Yes i do. You unchain her and go to the CHAPEL to get married.

[Snicklin]

> Raid Tokyo

[StinkomanFan]

You tie the knot and go to Tokyo where your WIFE starts eating everyone she sees. Well except for you. What do you do?

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Use any bulldozers in sight to demolish and bring down buildings!!! Now threaten to the city that you will destroy them all if they don't obey your every command

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and now you own Japan! :D

[Snicklin]

> Tell them to invest all their money in building a giant supra robot and threaten it against America, and finally use Japan and America to take over all the other countries

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and the robot turns out to be the size of your leg. You're now the laughing stock of Japan.

[Snicklin]

Oookaaay...

> Start selling duplicates of the robot and make a fortune, then use the money to RULE THE WORLD!!!

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and the ****ing IRS takes your money. -_-

[Snicklin]

> Kill the IRS!!!

[StinkomanFan]

You kill them and a new IRS forms. You're now as evil as Hugh Bliss.

[Snicklin]

> Do what it takes to dominate the IRS and take back what's yours!

> SAVE GAME

[StinkomanFan]

You sue the IRS and lose. You lose your temper and kill a jurer. You and your WIFE are now in JAIL for murder.

[Snicklin]

> Build a rocket launcher/bazooka out of anything in the room and use it to blow a hole in a wall and escape

[StinkomanFan]

The only thing in there is a PLATE, another INMATE, and your WIFE.

[Snicklin]

> Use INMATE's head to barge out, and arm yourself with PLATE

[StinkomanFan]

You try to grab the INMATE but he picks you up and throws you against the wall. You grab said plate.

[Snicklin]

> Kill INMATE with PLATE and use his head to barge down the door

[StinkomanFan]

You sharpen the edges of the plate slice the inmate a new one. Then try to grab his body but he's too heavy.

[Snicklin]

> Start banging your head on the door until you break out

or

> Use your wife to help you pick him up and use his head to smash the door open

or maybe

> Use the plate

and there's always

http://smellyjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/shoop-da-whoop.jpg

> BE A FIRIN' YOUR LAZER!

[StinkomanFan]

You as your wife to help you. She says "You got us into this mess and you're gonna get us out or else!" You try to use the plate but it shatters under pressure. You try to FIRE YOUR LAZA!!! but they confinscated it before they locked you up. You smack your head on the steel door and are KO'd. You're now in a dream Your wife is there as well as your dog, cat, and movie collection.

[Snicklin]

> Watch Quantinum of Solace together

[StinkomanFan]

You don't have it sadly..... But you do have the Karate Kid. You watch it with your WIFE somehow you learn something. You then wake up in the jail and the INMATE is gone.

[Snicklin]

> Use what you've learned to break out of jail

[StinkomanFan]

You kick down the door and along with your WIFE run like Hell straight to your house.

[Snicklin]

> Build a robot

[StinkomanFan]

You don't have a BLENDER! You can't build a ROBOT without a BLENDER. It would be like trying to build a HOLOGRAPH without a FAN.

[Snicklin]

Fine.

> Buy a blender at the nearest outlet store, then build a robot!

[StinkomanFan]

You go to the store and find out it's been robbed. You're having one of those days.

[Snicklin]

> Have a temper tantrum and go on a rampage

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and end up in a police line up. You go up a level of evil.

[Snicklin]

1. Drug dealer
2. moderately evil
3.cartoon villian
4. Wario
5. AVGN
6. Satanic rocker
7. Hugh Bliss
8. Mr. Burns
9.Conan O'Brian
10. So-darn Insane
#.SATAN!!!

Just a reminder.

> Go around the world in search of a blender

[Ugly Bird]

> research what it would take to get a satelitte to fall out of its orbit, cause that would be a pretty evil thing to do.

[StinkomanFan]

You start trying to but a power outage foils your sattelite plan. You start packing your bags and your wife comes in she asks if she can come with. Yes or No?

[Ugly Bird]

> say yes, but remind her that she has to remember to be useful, or you'll drop her like a Trig class.

[StinkomanFan]

You say yes and she starts packing. You now have a choice You can only bring one more item. Which shall come a STATUE, a DS, or your STUFFED ELEPHANT THAT YOU HAD SINCE YOU WERE 3?

[Ugly Bird]

> look at statue. Assess its value.

[StinkomanFan]

You look at the statue. It's made of pure plastic. It's worth 2 bucks.

[Ugly Bird]

> comment about how this is hardly even a choice then. Choose to take the DS. Also, see if you have Advance Wars: Dual Strike

[StinkomanFan]

You take your DS and you're ready to go. Your WIFE however isn't.

[Ugly Bird]

> Plan, set-up, advertise, and perform a 20 minute firework show, while you're waiting.

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and end up having all of them flying into the Hindenburg......Yay!

[Ugly Bird]

> see if your WIFE is ready yet.

[StinkomanFan]

Your WIFE is almost done all she has to do is to choose which DRESS she'll take. She asks you to choose. GREEN or RED?

[Ugly Bird]

> tell her to take the red one, because red is the color of blood. But first, reassure her that she looks fantastic at all times no matter what she wears.

[StinkomanFan]

You tell her she looks good in both but that you prefer the RED one. She takes it and you both head to the airport.

[Ugly Bird]

> buy two regular tickets and then complain about some silly arbitrary thing and demand to be upgraded to first class, or at least second class.

[StinkomanFan]

You buy them and complain but the 1st and 2nd classes are full. You have 2 hours until your plane arrives.

[Ugly Bird]

> waste an hour playing Advance Wars, shouting loudly every time you do damage to an enemy.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Turn the DS's volume to max so it could annoy all the passengers on the plane

[Ugly Bird]

> Also, flail around violently whenever an enemy does damage to you.

[StinkomanFan]

1 hour later and you still haven't hurt an enemy. God you suck. You save and bother everyone they throw you out. LOAD GAME.

[Snicklin]

> Do the same, and blame it on the guy in the front seat

[StinkomanFan]

You do it and you get off scot-free

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Go buy a blender at the nearest outlet store

[StinkomanFan]

You can't your still on a plane.

[Snicklin]

> When you get off?

[StinkomanFan]

You get off of the plane and head over to a grocery store. You buy the BLENDER and go home.

[Snicklin]

> Make a giant diabolical robot!

> SAVE GAME

[StinkomanFan]

You spend 3 years building your ROBOT and your WIFE gets angry and says you love the ROBOT more than her. What do you do?

[Snicklin]

> Turn the robot into this advanced robotic suit, test it, and give it to your wife

[StinkomanFan]

You spend 2 days changing it and testing it. Once your finished your WIFE is furious that you gave her the thing she hated. She eats you whole. GAME OVER. Remember she's a NORMAL-SIZED MAN-EATING WOMAN.

[Snicklin]

You spend 3 years building your ROBOT and your WIFE gets angry and says you love the ROBOT more than her. What do you do?

> Stop building the robot and sell it for a billion dollars

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and give your WIFE the money. All is calm again.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Have some kids to occupy your wife, and go around the world in search of a source for a super atomic bomb

[StinkomanFan]

2 months later you regret wanting kids as your WIFE is now pregnant and you can't leave the house unless it's for shopping.

[Snicklin]

> Well treat your wife as a man would treat a pregnant woman, and when the kids are born, go find a source for a super atomic bomb

[StinkomanFan]

7 months later 3 kids are born. You're free!

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> So, go find a source for a supra atomic bomb, help your wife whenever she needs it, and when you are finished building an atomic bomb, threaten the world that you will detonate it, unless they obey your every command

[StinkomanFan]

You go to the hardware store and buy a nuclear core. 2 hours later you have built said bomb and are threatening to asplode the world. You're now as evil as Conan O'Brian.

[Snicklin]

1. Drug dealer
2. moderately evil
3.cartoon villian
4. Wario
5. AVGN
6. Satanic rocker
7. Hugh Bliss
8. Mr. Burns
9.Conan O'Brian
10. So-darn Insane
#.SATAN!!!

Reminder again.

> SAVE GAME

> Attempt to dominate the rest of the universe starting with Pluto

Edit: Hey, this is my 90th post! Yay! I think Nook already leveled up to Conan, by the way.

[StinkomanFan]

You go to Pluto as a family vacation and threaten to blow it up. You then remember that Earth and Mars are the only planets with living creatures. You destroy Pluto.

[Snicklin]

> Raid Mars, Conan O'Brian!

[StinkomanFan]

You go to Mars and find out the candy of the same name is actually made here. You threaten to blow them up but they think you're bluffing.

[Snicklin]

> Show them the bomb

[StinkomanFan]

You show them the bomb and they say it's a dud.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Say they have been warned and time the bomb for five minutes before detonation

[StinkomanFan]

You save and tell them just that and they still say it's a dud.

[Snicklin]

> Screw Mars and blow it up

[StinkomanFan]

You set off the bomb and it turns out to be a dud.

[Snicklin]

> Throw another temper tantrum

[StinkomanFan]

You kick the dud angrily and leave with your WIFE and KIDS.

[Snicklin]

> Build a reusable atomic bomb and test it on Mars

[StinkomanFan]

You do so but you don't have the money.

[Snicklin]

> Tell Earth to build said bomb

[StinkomanFan]

You command Earth to build the bomb but it says to **** off and get a job.

[Snicklin]

> Retry from SAVE POINT

> Look at Mars pitifully and worry them, then go back to Earth to modify the atomic bomb and make it reusable

[StinkomanFan]

You do so but instead of modifying it on earth you do it on Mars. You then asplode the planet barely escaping with your wife and kids.

[Snicklin]

> Curse at Earth about that happening to them if they don't obey your every command

[StinkomanFan]

You do so but unfortunatly it's an empty threat. You need cash before people figure out you don't have another bomb and harm you and your family.

[Snicklin]

> Nook modified the bomb and made it reusable, remember?

[StinkomanFan]

Do'h! You just remembered you left it on Mars.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Fly to Mars (Nook has flying powers, remember?)

[StinkomanFan]

You fly to Mars and take the bomb home

[Snicklin]

> NOW curse at Earth about them all a sploding if they don't obey your every command

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and know you own the world. 4 months later you get bored of ruling the world.

[Snicklin]

> Raid the rest of the universe starting with Uranus, er, search for any other intelligent life to rule

[StinkomanFan]

You go to Uranus along with your now rich and glorious family of 72 people. This includes your extended family BTW.

[Snicklin]

> Any intelligent life?

[StinkomanFan]

There's a rock with googly eyes on it but that's it.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Continue the search the rest of the planets, then expand your search to the universe if there is no life on any of the planets.

[StinkomanFan]

Well let's just say you're off to the other galaxies.

[Snicklin]

Woo hoo! Sweet!

Soooo... what's Nook's current evil rank?

[StinkomanFan]

So-darn Insane but you have a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ways to go to get the Satan rank.

[Snicklin]

1. Drug dealer
2. moderately evil
3.cartoon villian
4. Wario
5. AVGN
6. Satanic rocker
7. Hugh Bliss
8. Mr. Burns
9.Conan O'Brian
10. So-darn Insane
#.SATAN!!!

I should post this on every page.

[StinkomanFan]

You're on your way toward the Odromina galaxy when your son spills his drink on the control panel. what do you do?

[Ugly Bird]

> remember to ask yourself "what would Jesus do?".

[StinkomanFan]

You ask yourself that only to remember that you're an athiest.

[Snicklin]

> Repent

[StinkomanFan]

You pray and pray and you're now a Christian.

[Snicklin]

I think I want to start again. Start as a moderately gullible mad scientist named Gerald Spencer.

[StinkomanFan]

No..... sorry anyway you're still about to die!

[Snicklin]

No..... sorry anyway you're still about to die!

Alright. When the game is completed. THEN restart as said mad scientist.

> Go back to Earth and rule the world fairly

[StinkomanFan]

You go home and do so
YOU WIN!!!
GAME OVER.
Best winning screen ever. You're now another mad scientist

[Snicklin]

Start as a moderately gullible mad scientist named Gerald Spencer.

[StinkomanFan]

What you said You are in a room with your ASSISTANT, a NINTENDO DS on the TABLE, and a DOOR

[Ugly Bird]

> replace your assistant's brain with the NINTENDO DS.

[StinkomanFan]

You preform said operation and now you're ASSISTANT's like some sort of Stephen Hawking. You now have ASSISTANT'S BRAIN.

[Ugly Bird]

> capture a pigeon, remove its brain, and replace it with that of your assistant.

[StinkomanFan]

You don't appear to be in a room with a WINDOW

[Ugly Bird]

> Go outside, capture a pigeon, suck out it's brain and replace it with your assistant's.

[StinkomanFan]

Outside you find a flock of pigeons. You grab one and do so. You now have a SMART PIGEON and PiGEON'S BRAIN

[Snicklin]

> Eat it!

[StinkomanFan]

You try to bite it and you miss. You have bad hand eye cowardanation

[deadlinejon]

> set it all on fire. then use the remains to build a macine that bends time and space and looks like a cellphone.

[StinkomanFan]

you dont have any fire causing device

[Ugly Bird]

> assess what it would take to make a HOMING PIGEON BOMB out of the smart pigeon.
> also, study the pigeon's brain to see if you can find what makes them so annoying.

[StinkomanFan]

You search the brain and find an annoying cell. You stab it with the stylus from the DS

[Ugly Bird]

> Find another annoying cell and mail it to Barack Obama so that when he gives his inauguration speach he can annoy America (in an EVIL way).

[antirikurox]

> steal a computer from a random store

> buy a bazooka from ebay

> shoot the president and all of his assistants

> shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris

[StinkomanFan]

> steal a computer from a random store

> buy a bazooka from ebay

> shoot the president and all of his assistants

> shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris
Go away.

[Snicklin]

> SAVE GAME

> Shoot Chuck Norris

[StinkomanFan]

You have no gun.

[antirikurox]

You stole one from a random store! remember?!

[StinkomanFan]

No you didn't

[Snicklin]

> Steal a gun from a random store, THEN shoot Chuck Norris

[StinkomanFan]

You go to the random store but they have no gun.

[antirikurox]

> go to guns r us and steal a gun

[StinkomanFan]

There's no guns r us anywhere after the lawsuit.

[antirikurox]

> go to computers r us and steal a computer

[StinkomanFan]

also none after the lawsuit

[Mouldcube]

> make a time machine and steal a gun off your future self, who probably has a gun.

[StinkomanFan]

you head home and build the machine but you need a test subject first.

[antirikurox]

> pick up a random dog and put it in

[Mouldcube]

> go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the...it goes on and on like that...paradoxes are fun.

[antirikurox]

> tell mouldcube to look at the post above him

[Mouldcube]

> I don't understand what antirikurox means, let's just wait for StinkomanFan to post.

[StinkomanFan]

> pick up a random dog and put it in

There is no dog

[Mouldcube]

> kick a stranger somewhere in the shin, then drag him into the time machine to use him as a test subject.

[StinkomanFan]

You kick your brain-dead assistant in the shin and drag him to the machine

[Mouldcube]

> test machine

[StinkomanFan]

you throw him in and press random buttons the next thing you know everything turns green.

[Mouldcube]

> set giant monster to play on greenscreen then pretend to run away so it looks like special effects.

[StinkomanFan]

What green screen the whole worlds green!

[Mouldcube]

you know, when they make green things invisible and play a movie on it instead, do that with the world.

[StinkomanFan]

You do so and now the world now thinks monsters are attacking.

[antirikurox]

> change greenscreen from showing monsters to showing pie

[StinkomanFan]

now everyones chasing a non-exsistant pie

[antirikurox]

...okay????!!!

> try eating the non-existent pie even though you know it is fake

[StinkomanFan]

You try to join them but you're trampled to death.

[Ugly Bird]

load game.

> try and make it so the whole world chases the pie into the ocean and drowns... like lemmings.

[antirikurox]

> tell ugly bird that you didnt save for about two pages...