Kill The Member Above You

[metalkombat]

You get tossed into a pit of hungry, hungry hippos.

[liebe911]

I kill all that is it :)

[Snicklin]

You all already died because i kiwd you already.

[zoombai]

Snicklin dies because of THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrCdvdgexvY)

[Ray-The-Sun]

You commit suicide after getting linked to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) for the One-million and Fiftieth time.

[zoombai]

I make you SCREAM because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

[Ray-The-Sun]

I dismember you with a Starfox Poster for bringing that up.

[zoombai]

I get Michael Jackson to come and kiss you.

[StinkomanFan]

I tie you to the train tracks

[zoombai]

I kiss you. (EWWWWW!)

[metalkombat]

I kiss you. (EWWWWW!)
I get Michael Jackson to come and kiss you.

Stupid, and unnecessarily gross. Also, there is a lack of death. The least you could do is pull out a rocket launcher, or something.

Also, must I repeat myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE) about video-linking as a method of killing? I understand that I started the trend, and I'm not really sure that it was funny the first couple of times, but it's come to scapegoat for uncreative souls. If you really want to kill someone with a video, pull out a copy of the video from The Ring or something along those lines, as opposed to Thriller or Never Gonna Give You Up (yeah, I used that one; sorry).

I play all of the linked videos above to you, but at a brightness so intense that you immediately lose your sight, and a volume so high that you immediately lose your sense of hearing. While you stumble around blind and deaf, I come and bash your head in with a baseball bat with YouTube's name on the side.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I make you go insane (and kill yourself) after watching something... UNSPEAKABLE.
HINT: It's Starfox Related.

[smellyman206]

I come back to life after the_napoleon killed me, no details, i just come back to life.
And i continuously throw fruit at Ray-The-Sun until he dies!

[StinkomanFan]

I bury you alive

[Ray-The-Sun]

I use you to club Smelly for Necro-Bumping, Killing both of you two at once!

[StinkomanFan]

I use the heart of the cards to hurt you. (I basicly beat the crap out of you with every Yu-Gi-Oh thing ever)

[Ray-The-Sun]

I yell every Yu-Gi-OH Abridged catchphrase at you, Making your ear drums explode and you bleed to death.

[StinkomanFan]

I use the sheer power of Antirikurox/zoombai/coconutsrock/antiriku's stupidity to make you die

[Ray-The-Sun]

I concentrate the Negative reactions to Starfox Command into a massive energy blast and shoot it at you. The blast is so large, It destroys your Hemispere.

[iRock]

I make everyone sign a petition to stop the violence. You all do, and I give you all lemonade.

...WHICH I SPIKED WITH C-4, COUGH SYRUP, AND GASOLINE!

Then, the cough syrup kicks in, you all fall asleep, I cover you with black powder, run for cover, and chuck a match at you guys.

I just killed every person who posted on this thread!

Then, I gather your multiple ashes, put them into a blender, grind them all up, and, using a HUGE microscope and two pairs of microscopic pliers, rip your ashes into thirty-seconds. Then I burn them, wash, rinse, and repeat seven times.

You are all now atoms.

I rip those in half.

You all asplode, and I become supreme ruler of this thread. :cool:

-iRock

[DarkStar Runner]

And that's when A certain Darkstar came upon here, and engsmsploded everyone's face by inserting one image:

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o90/supersonic123_2006/Sonicstupidface.jpg

[iRock]

Ah, but I was in my underground chamber smashing people's atoms. Therefore, you asplode your own dang self instead of me because I was too busy killing everyone else!

I then teleport to this one time, retrieve Atila the Hun, and he kills your dead corpse.

I still reign supreme.

And I gots me an Atila the Hun as my guard. He kills everything that moves except for me, due to a small computer chip I placed in his brain. It is updated every half-millisecond, so it never breaks or malfunctions.

Also, you're all still dead.

-iRock

[Snicklin]

I return as a soul somewhere between the spiritual world and the physical world, pull you into the shadows and maul you beyond recognition, leaving your mutilated, bloodied corpse in a gloomy hallway, in a big building, far away from civilization.

http://www.trashmenagerie.com/images/nelson_munz/simpsons_nelson_haha2.gif

You are now in an alternate reality, where there's nothing but a white space. You cannot kill yourself, for you would come back to life. You can't starve, either. In fact, nothing can happen to you at ALL. This, my friend, is much worse than dying.

And if you somehow bring yourself back to this reality,

You become so blind with power, you kill everyone on this planet, this galaxy, and the universe. You are now all alone, with not much to do, and eventually, the universe collapses on itself, bringing you back to the white space where you cannot do anything at all.

[StinkomanFan]

http://www.eightecs.com/infinitegamemusic/images/Katamari.jpg
Your house is in their somewhere

[iRock]

I suddenly see a spider near me in nothing. It was killed at the exact moment I was killed/transported here, so for some reason it came too. Because something (I saw the spider) happened in the nothing, where nothing should ever happen to me, the structure of the nothing breaks and I pop back into this thread. But, my entire future has changed, which keeps me from becoming mad with power! This happens because...

...when I transported back here, the spider was on my left pinkie. This caused a strange fusion of molecules and I somehow become invincible, gain the ability to fly and become incredibly strong. Not to mention how I can see the future, which keeps me from becoming mad with power. I also gain a six pack, and now...

...when I open my mouth, I can will unintelligable beams of light stream from my mouth toward my unsuspecting victim, somewhat like an enhanced Shoop-da-Whoop, who then mumbles incoherently about the "pretty colors" and falls into a coma from which you will never emerge.

[Snicklin]

That was good. I actually think you beat me this time.

Actually, I had a 1-up mushroom before you fired ya lazer at me! In fact, I'm using a cheat code, where I have infinite 1-ups! You try again and again until you just give up and leave me, and you eventually die of age, and burn with the devil.

OR!

The spider becomes self-aware and forces itself off of you, and all of your power drains out of you and into him, and he destroys you in all of your forms, and you burn with the devil.

[mariofan1000]

I lock you in the rainbow wheel of death until you ask me to shoot you.

[Snicklin]

I use my cheat code to pull a minigun out of hammerspace and shower you with bullets until you are nothing more than a pile of steaming red jello.

[iRock]

As I descend to the Devil, I see Snicklin smirk victoriously at me. I use the jetpack I just pulled out of hammerspace (used Google on my phone, found the cheat code for enabling hammerspace) and fly up and knock you unconscious. I, being a spirit, possess you and send your soul to the Devil in my place. I then, in Snicklin's shell of a corpse between the mortal world and the spiritual world, begin to look for a new body to use.

Suddenly, a pale young man in a hooded cloak runs across the road I'm viewing. He seems to be dying of pain, so I decide to save him the trouble. Just after I take over the body of the man I chose, I feel a sharp stab in my side, and I black out.

I wake up feeling strange. I walk into a public bathroom to see more clearly what I look like. Looking in the mirror, I soon realize...

My eyes are bright red.

My teeth are incredibly sharp, and I have fangs.

I don't have a heartbeat.

And when another guy walks in, I immediately kill him and drink his blood.

Well, I guess I'm a vampire now...

Eeeeeeeexcelent!

Oh, and I go find Snicklin's rotting corpse (in the alley where I stole the Vampire) and I drink his blood.

http://i42.tinypic.com/vn2e5f.jpg

[StinkomanFan]

I throw out some holy water that melts you then and their

[iRock]

...which I dodge with my superfast Vampire speed left over somehow from that spider. Then I use it to fill up your lungs and you drown on dry land. Finally, I suck your blood.

[insert that picture I posted before here]

[Snicklin]

http://i42.tinypic.com/vn2e5f.jpg

Because you are immortal, you are left to roam the earth until Rapture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture) comes, and you are left behind. You are then devoured by demon locusts. God knows that I should not burn.

You are now with the devil. He says you are "a favored one", and seems to offer you a city made of gold, and you become excited. But once you approach, it fades away, and you burn in my place for eternity.

I'm sorry. That was harsh. I was just really mad, today. Please forgive me.

[iRock]

I forgive you.

Whiiiich turned out to be the final act of kindness I needed to do to push me back to God somehow even though I killed several people! I then ask God to delay the rapture about 1000 years, and he agrees. I decide to ask for some benefits, also.

I have combined the last two powers I've had (vamprism and shoop-da-wooping) to conquer this thread!

[Snicklin Mobile]

God, unfortunately, cannot look at sin. He turns away from you because of your acts of murder, and you are now in the devil's posession. Unless if you are willing to repent and come to Him.

God is the supreme ruler of everything, and always will be.

[StinkomanFan]

I throw you into firey water. (Get back in it!)

[mariofan1000]

I throw my computer at you and you get crushed and die.

[Snicklin]

I use my cheat code to turn into a nuclear weaponry-producing powerhouse, and beat the crap out of MarioFan. He dies, then I eat his corpse for extra life.

Please remember that this is only a game. Let's try not to get mad at each other.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I use the Spur on you. Level 4, Direct hit. Never stood a CHANCE.

[StinkomanFan]

You are dead.

[Yellowtail]

You fall down a really, really, big hole.

[Darkblade07]

I come back from whatever previously killed me and push you into the sea...you float away and wake up in rapture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BioShock)

[StinkomanFan]

You're crushed by a Mammothmon.

[mariofan1000]

Last time I died I was turned into a zombie! I get back my soul. But before I do that I eat your brain.

[Snicklin]

I slice you with a katana (classic killing).

[StinkomanFan]

You're crushed by at least 5 tons of rocks

[Snicklin]

I break out of the rocks and stick a land mine on your face, and you blow up.

[StinkomanFan]

The *viking* helmet I was wearing at the time lodged into your skull leading to a slow and painful death

[Snicklin]

I use one of my one-ups and a starman. I become invincible for enough time to knock you into a pit of lava.

I read your interests and saw that you were a fan of HTF, by the way. I looked it up on Wikipedia, and now I see that you are very used to this kind of violence.

[StinkomanFan]

I read your interests and saw that you were a fan of HTF, by the way. I looked it up on Wikipedia, and now I see that you are very used to this kind of violence.

Yes, It was one of my first online obsessions.

I drag you down with me.

[Snicklin]

I am still invincible at the time. Right before the starman wears off, I leap from your face to the edge of the cliff, and climb on. I watch you sink into the lava, and I smile and wave goodbye.

[King of The CheatSmith]

Then I magicly apear in this killing game universe deactivate all invicibility power and slaghter snicklin to death.

[StinkomanFan]

I slice you into tiny pieces with I then put into a can and sell it as CSMeat

[King of The CheatSmith]

The person you sell the can to is a mad scientist who brings me alive. So I take REVENGE on you by slicing of your head, ripping your brains out and fill it with worms then sell it on ebay. For like a million dollors.

[mariofan1000]

I regenerate my body from the katana that killed me. I commit kamakaze and kill you and me.

[DarkStar Runner]

Seeing as your corpses are laying there for the picking, I quickly swallow them up as a meal and continue on my way.

[dimantotev]

I take out an AK-47 and shoot you in the head.Then I shoot you a little more just to be sure

[Snicklin Mobile]

I use my cheat code to make one of those French coffins with spikes in it appear out of nowhere and close on you, then I put that in a shredder. Then I vaccum up all the debris left of you.

[mariofan1000]

I awake in DarkStar Runners body. I drop a bomb and escape.

[Snicklin Mobile]

I gouge your eyes out with my guitar, and you fall into a pit full of flesh-eating bacteria.

[mariofan1000]

I climb up the walls of the pit before I reach the bottom. When I get up I throw you in a bottomless pit that has no walls.

[StinkomanFan]

I grab a cane and beat you mercilessly

[Snicklin Mobile]

I fly out of the pit ant kick you in the where-it-hurts, then while you're leaning over I throw you with enough force to make you fly into the airless vaccum of space, where you suffocate to death.

[someguyfromazoo]

I turn off the Devil's Machine.
Muahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHA!

[StinkomanFan]

I turn it on again and then throw you to a giant rock lobster

[someguyfromazoo]

You are all still forced to look at Giygas' true form for all eternity.
You die quickly after that...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[StinkomanFan]

You are all still forced to look at Giygas' true form for all eternity.
You die quickly after that...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

I stuff an umbrella down your throut and open it

[Snicklin]

I break both your arms and throw you into a pit of ravenous baboons, who eat your hands off and tear your chest open.

Eew.

[pizzadude]

I give you swine flu, throw you in a giant bowl, throw OVER 9,000 bacon strips in that bowl, fill the bowl with water, and throw a Wii in it while it's plugged in.

[Snicklin Mobile]

Oh, yeah? Well, I crush you with said bowl, and I mix your crushed remains with everything else and make a smoothie. I give it to Pizzapuma, he drinks it, and gets electrocuted to death.

[the_napoleon]

I give you the Swan Flu, (no relation to h1n1) and throw you into an indestructible and sharp ceiling fan in a force field that you cannot escape. Due to this situation, you are torn to pieces.

[tmsmyth4]

I fire my Super Sheep at you from a reasonable distance, wait for the explosion then leg it.

[the_napoleon]

The Super Sheep don't explode, so I make a nice wool coat out of them, making a Super Coat. I then find you and smother you with the coat, suffocating and killing you.

[Majus]

the_napoleon, dude, you have to try this egg-sandwich, I found it in the fridge, looks a thousand years old, but I think it’s still good!

[Snicklin]

I reform and make all of time and space freeze (with my cheat code still active), allowing me to find a way to kill you in which you can never return.

[the_napoleon]

I use my portable VAC cheat detecting system, which finds you guilty of cheating, therefore banning you... FROM LIFE. You disintegrate and I kill other people happily ever after.

[The Mighty M]

I fire my evil atomic hamsters at you. They instantly gnaw you to death. Then, for good measure, I aim my trans-dimensional psychic monkey, who came into this universe for no particular reason, at your head and it whisks you away into another dimension. Where you die. Instantly.

[Snicklin]

My cheat code makes this entire reality implode. I get bored, and restart everything, and throw Strong Bad Fan into an unescapable pit.

[someguyfromazoo]

I give snicklin to a dog, who dies later of cyanide poisoning, jump into the completed, escapable Absolutely Safe Capsule afterwards, and will hide in there until the thread dies.
WOO MOTHER 3 REFERENCING!

[strobro]

i give you a vile of murcury, which you then play with with your bare hands. kind of a stupid idea, huh? you die of murcury poisoning. then somehow turn into a battery. then i step on you and you explode but um... i don't... die... somehow... mabey i like, can bend space and time and i teleport away... that would be pretty awesome if i could!

guess that refrance! (it's the space and time part not the murcury or battery part, just so ya know.)

[Snicklin]

I make you disappear form this dimension and appear in your own mental state with my psychological and telekinetic powers. Because I altered your mental subconscious and made the only thing you can think of is you getting killed by a giant spike falling at thousands of miles per hour out of the sky, it becomes a reality in your mind, therefore shutting down your mental state, and later your entire brain, killing you in this dimension in which you can never return.

[strobro]

welltoobadicomeback. i get reincarnated in that mental state just like in a video game. Since i can bend space and time (and apperently reality) i teliport into this dimention just before the giant spike kills me again...

[Snicklin]

But because you are still blinded by the thought of yourself getting killed by a spike, you focus all of your telekinetic and space-time altering powers on yourself, turning yourself inside out and freezing yourself in time for eternity.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Someone decides to turn you, Snicklin McBredington, into a Ham and lettuce sandwich on Toasted white bread.

[Compy 386]

Someone else then promptly force-feeds you the ham sandwich... with cyanide on the side.

[Hayden]

I force you to listen to Coldplay for hours on end until you commit suicide! Hahahaharrr!

[Ray-The-Sun]

You forgot to play it without you hearing it, and you also commit suicide.

[StinkomanFan]

Is that you RTS?.....BONK!

[DarkStar Runner]

A giant Dragon magically engsmsplodes from the sky, grabs you in its claws, tosses you in its mouth, and swallows you whole. You sit in its belly for three days while its stomach acids quite slowly break you down, you being completely aware of your surroundings. As you bang on the walls of the fleshy cavern, you can't help but wonder if you could have been killed in a less torturous way.
[/spacequestexplainationlikeness]

[strobro]

the answer is no.

past me comes from the future. it's so confusing your head explodes. spontaniously.

[Compy 386]

The earmuffs I used to escape Coldplay's musical deathsong also act as a protection against confusing paradoxes.

I begin useing newspeak doubleplusungoodly to doubleplusgoodly unsense you. Your brain feel doubleplusungood and you duckspeak unnormal wrds until you unlife. Also, if you unare unlifed, then Miniluv arrive doubleplusspeedly and take you to joycamp, then make you unperson.

[eyebobuilder]

I call an insider at Telltale games, who promptly deletes all of your accounts and this entire thread. The company's network admin further blocks every IP address of the public subnet allocated to each of your ISPs.

By forum standards, "you" are officially dead.

As for me: I don't care if you're dead or not, but at least I won't have to see how long this will last anymore :)

[Compy 386]

I h@XX0r my way back into the foroms, then into your computer and give it so many viruses that it quite literally leaves you and your computer one, big smouldering crater.

[Ribs]

I shoot you. I'm a man who enjoys things simple.

[Compy 386]

I'M BULLETPROOF!!

I convince the police you are a dangerous terrorist wanted dead, not alive, in eighteen countries, because I'm a man who likes things ridiculously complicated.

Oh, and they shoot you on sight.

And/or pummel you to death.

[LennieMelvin]

I rip your keyboard right out of your sweaty hands and bash you repeatedly over the head with it until your desk is covered with blood.

[strobro]

i dead you somehow.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I use my ultimate combo skills I picked up from the "Dust: An Elysian Tail" trailer to turn you into bits.

[zombiemaniac]

I shoot Ray-The-Sun in the head with a bazooka.

Ouch. Thats gotta hurt.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Not as much as what's happening to you. The handle to that bazooka was covered in Flesh-eating acid bugs. They eat your flesh and leave behind naught but bones.

[strobro]

i reassemble myself and beat you do death with my limp, boneless arm and the bone from that limp boneless arm.

[zombiemaniac]

i come back to life because god blessed my soul...

i shoot strobro in the head with a bazooka 5000 times.

[Ribs]

I rip off your head and magically turn it into a dead-on bust for Hugh Bliss. *ding*

[zombiemaniac]

*my head turns back into regular and it attaches to my body.*

*sees god's phone number on the ground, calls him and he send stlouisribs to hell for all of eternity with no escape*

[Ray-The-Sun]

I shoot you. with a gun. from Starfox. And then I force you to do a barrel roll into a pit of lava.

[Snicklin]

I put a single drop of ununnilorinethallium cadmiumestroate (unucad for short) on your body, which dissolves and neutralizes your entire atomic structure in minutes, leaving behind a pile of translucent goo, which I use to make a duplicate of myself to fight alongside of me, and whenever I feel like I want him to stop helping, I'll simply touch him, and he'll dissolve into more unucad.

[Ben Again]

I travel up to the ol' Space Colony ARK, and with the power of all seven chaos emeralds, I blast your neighbourhood with the Eclipse Cannon. Ha ha!

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens1978933module9562097photo_12109582002270 538904a2311874292b213696137m.jpg

[Snicklin]

Have I ever mention how remarkably corny STH is?

I dissolve you with unucad.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I slice you like the loaf of bread you are.

[thatdude98]

I'M BULLETPROOF!!

I convince the police you are a dangerous terrorist wanted dead, not alive, in eighteen countries, because I'm a man who likes things ridiculously complicated.

Oh, and they shoot you on sight.

And/or pummel you to death.

Bulletproof? How's that fair? :(

[Snicklin]

Wow... that's a really... smooth... neck you have there. Maybe if you can tilt your head to the side... expose it a bit more... maybe I can... have a better look...

Yes. It's... quite smooth... nice little bag of... cruor.

Maybe you can... lean in my direction a bit more? Yes... good child. You are very polite. Now close your eyes... you wont be pleased with what I'm about to do.

o o
VV

My. I sure am charming. That was the best cruor I've... tasted in quite some time now...

{Wipes mouth with sleeve}

[zombiemaniac]

*bites Snicklin* Oh crap, you are already a vampire. AGH!

[Homestarlover]

Since you are a vampire now.....*puts a stake in your heart*....

[Snicklin]

Oh, you were talking about my vampire friend. {Douses you with battery acid mixed with mercury}

[rebel pk r]

eat garlic and knock out vampires and every living being

[zombiemaniac]

IM NOT LIVING! IM IMMORTAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *uses godly powers on rebel* HAHAHAHA! *shoots fire out of finger tips* *throws shoe that just caught on fire* MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[rebel pk r]

summon giant pat man swallows zombiemaniac there he will be digested for entirety

[ted12]

My pure radiating awesomeness causes you to explode, and I throw the remains into a large black hole.

[dahoughtonuk]

I bury you under an avalanche of fish

[Ray-The-Sun]

I savagely beat you to death.

[dentbuds]

i suck you into my giant vacuum, where you slowly facd away into nothingness.

[Snicklin]

I infinitely kill everybody just 'cause I said so. It doesn't matter if they have invincibility power-ups, are already dead, and so forth.

[ted12]

my powers of pure radiating awesomeness bring everyone back to life. They eat your soul, then throw the body onto a pyre.

[Falanca]

I make you smell my feet. BOTH.

[Everlast]

Launches a Nuclear Missile into Falanca's feet from my secret base in the moon.

Please watch as i kill u from my base...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2382/2221903182_f63426b3f8.jpg

http://www.skomer.u-net.com/projects/images/redduster.jpg

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/people/_more2004/_more02/foot-feet-female-human-painted-toenails-nails-on-balcony-in-sunshine-DHD.jpg

http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/18574-bigthumbnail.jpg

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg

[coolsome]

*hits you repetadly till your grogy* "Finish Him"

http://mortal.shang.free.fr/images/mortal%20kombat/mk2/mk2_friendship.png

Friendship!?! Friendship agian!?

[Brian, Mighty Pirate]

i stab saliorcutness with a sword while shouting "UNHOLY THIS"

[ted12]

Screaming "Holy THIS!!!," I hit you with Judgement, which banishes you to the OVER 9000th corcle of Hell.

[TheNuclearReactor]

I stab you, cut your arm off and bury it partway in my backyard and call it a 'flower'

[LowMoralFiber]

I dig up Ted12's arm and use it to choke you to death without dirtying my own hands! Except for the dirtying that comes with the whole "holding a severed limb" thing.

[strobro]

i create an endless paradox that sploes your head up.

[ted12]

I steal my arm back, use my generating awesomeness to reattach it to my body, trap you in a small box, fill it with Joker Toxin, throw said box into the bermuda triangle, and fire a nuclear torpedo at you. I think you're dead now. Then I kick LowMoralFiber for stealing my arm two posts ago

[ted12]

...nobody posted here for 6 months. does that mean I win??? please?

[DrRocketGenius]

ted12 is strapped to a rocket. On fire. :p

[ted12]

Ooh- someone else posted! I'll be merciful and send you to the magical land of fire and brimstone, where cute little men in red pajamas jam pitchforks up your butt.

[StrongBrush1]

I use a reverse teleporter, which switches your location with that of Dr. Rocket Man

[ted12]

Strongbrush gets arrested and put on Arkham Island right before the Joker breaks loose. To be safe, Batman punches him several times in the face.

[StrongBrush1]

I tell Batman that i was framed by Ted12 and that the Joker has broken loose. He uses his Bat-Lie Detector and confirms this. He lets me go and runs after the joker. Meanwhile I figure out Ted12's location and plant a bomb where he can't find it.

Edit: No one has posted here for a while. Does that mean I win?

[ted12]

NO.You die in a fire for deluding yourself. BAZINGA!

[StrongBrush1]

Sheldon comes in and has you injected for using his catchphrase without permission.

[SunnyGuy]

*pushes StrongBrush from behind and he falls down a cliff that was conveniently in front of him*

[StrongBrush1]

*pushes StrongBrush from behind and he falls down a cliff that was conveniently in front of him*

*SunnyGuy forgets he was still holding me while he pushed me off. He falls with me.*

[SunnyGuy]

Oh, I can fly though.

*lets go of StrongBrush and lets him fall again*

[StrongBrush1]

I can fly too. HELLO? Captain Obvious, remember? We engage in a brawl which ends with me ripping your wings off.

[SunnyGuy]

I never had wings to begin with.

*sets StrongBrush on fire and kicks him down hard enough to create a crater*

[StrongBrush1]

I tie you to a railroad track, which burns you to a crisp.
"I'm fireproof. You're not."

[SunnyGuy]

On the contrary, hell, if I wasn't fireproof I would've burned myself to death ages ago.

*burns whatever is tying him and stabs StrongBrush with a fork repeatedly*

[StrongBrush1]

On the contrary, hell, if I wasn't fireproof I would've burned myself to death ages ago.

*burns whatever is tying him and stabs StrongBrush with a fork repeatedly*

I'm stab proof, too. HELLO? Captain Obvious, Remember? I take your fork and throw in a bottomless pit. With you attached to it. Then I do one of the things I'm famous for... state the obvious. "You are falling to your death. Have a nice Day."

[SunnyGuy]

Oh no, you attached me to a fork and threw it to a pit, whatever will I do.

*nothing happens*

Next time you want to throw someone down a bottomless pit at least bother to attach him to something that's actually heavy, like this: *straps a 20 tons weight to StrongBrush's back and throws him down the bottomless pit*

[StrongBrush1]

Oh no, you attached me to a fork and threw it to a pit, whatever will I do.

*nothing happens*

Next time you want to throw someone down a bottomless pit at least bother to attach him to something that's actually heavy, like this: *straps a 20 tons weight to StrongBrush's back and throws him down the bottomless pit*

I use my super stretchy arms to climb back up. (I'm also super strong.) I untie myself, tie you to the weight and throw you in the hole. Then I cover it with quick-dry cement.

[anonima]

what
*he falls into a hole*

[SunnyGuy]

*seibert spontaniously combusts*

[Lennie Melvin]

batters sunnyguy repeatedly over the head with a fold up chair, until his guts spill out all over the nice clean shiny floor

[StrongBrush1]

*Calls cops on Lennie. They take him to jail and he gets the electric chair.*

[Lennie Melvin]

my ghost scares strongbrush 1 to death by leaping out and screaming "I'M A GIRL!!!!"

[ted12]

I suck up Lennie Melvin's ghost in a vacuumcleaner, then give it to E. Gadd, who turns it into a picture of you weeping like a baby over your epic PWNing

[Snicklin]

I watch you slowly amble away after I broke your back (by lightly tapping it with my hand) into a pit filled with one of every dangerous object in the world. You fall into it and split into an even number of pieces and suffer from a heart attack proximately afterword.

[SunnyGuy]

*starts punching Snicklin*

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! WATA!

HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN

"You are already dead"

*Snicklin's head explodes*

[StrongBrush1]

Sunny Guy drinks a bad glass of water. He gets sick and dies.

[Snicklin]

*Returns as a talking ape*

Wrong thread, buddy.

*Jumps on your shoulders and snaps your neck*

[ted12]

Snicklin accidentally puts himself in the oven. Yummy!

[Snicklin]

Now hold on a second. In this thread you're supposed to actively KILL THE MEMBER ABOVE YOU, compare to the thread Kill The User Above You.

*Kicks Ted in the face into the oven, turns oven ON*

[The Gentleman]

Sledgehammer!

[StrongBrush1]

Look over there! (The Gentleman turns around. I wham him over the head with my guitar)

[Remolay]

*Kicks Strongbrush onto a trampoline off of a cliff onto a mattress truck. but The mattresses are beds of spikes. I then throw live piranhas onto him*

[StrongBrush1]

the piranhas bounce off the mattresses and attack you. I return to life and throw you onto the truck, which a splodes for some reason.

[Klatuu]

Here lies StrongBrush1
Died on the wrong end of a lawman's gun

[StrongBrush1]

You... umm... you die somehow.

Torso takes third.

[Remolay]

I beat you to death with your own TGS reference.

[SunnyGuy]

I get better somehow and beat Remolay to death with a rubber chicken.

[StrongBrush1]

I turn you into a newt. You get run over by a truck.

[Remolay]

You are the driver of the truck. I shoot the tire and you swerve off a cliff

[SunnyGuy]

You don't notice that I had tied you to the truck beforehand and you fall off the cliff with it.

[Klatuu]

I blow up the cliff with tons of dynamite, and you die in the resulting rockslide.

[ted12]

You don't realise that You're in the path as well. SPLAT!

[Snicklin]

I eat StrongBrush (Being a newt). Unfortunately he's toxic, so I puke him up on Ted's head, causing him to drive whatever vehicle he's in (or closest to) into a deep, deep, deep creek of mercury with flaming magnetic spikes at the bottom. I scratch my ear.

[The Gentleman]

Axe!

[StrongBrush1]

Axe!

I take it from you and slice you clean in half. Horizontally, because it's less gross that way.

[Remolay]

I Take the Axe and upgrade it into the Axtinguisher, set you on fire, and then chop twice.

[SunnyGuy]

I grab a sword, because in Fire Emblem swords>axes (unless it's an anti-sword axe >.>) so it MUST be true, and I slice you to tiny pieces.

[StrongBrush1]

I have survived my being cut in half. I pull myself together, I take your sword and Axe-tinguisher, and kill you both.

[ted12]

I ressurect myself, Dr. Manhattan style. You all commit suicide after realizing that you now associate Dr. Manhatten with losing THE GAME and can never read Watchmen again.

BTW-You lost the game.

[The Mighty M]

I use a rubiks bomb at ted 12. he blows up in a mass of colour

[The Mighty M]

The mighty m dies in a paradox. Oops.

[StrongBrush1]

I remove your brain and put in my monster. Which I then run over. 12 times. With a cliff. Off a skyscraper. Into a... discount felt surplus.

[ted12]

...I reform myself and force Strongbrush to warp toa planet made upof mercury and sharp,deadly deathtraps covering the surface.Every time he dies,isimply force him to respawn. He is doomed to a fate worse than death.

[Snicklin]

I touch your back again, and your torso is separated from your pelvis. I can only assume that you died...

[ted12]

Snicklin liberally applies a cinderblock to his face until dead.

[StrongBrush1]

I take my automatic minigun, stick it in your mouth, and fire repeatedly.

[ted12]

Iapply my foot to StrongBrush's face. He explodes in a massive shower of coins, which i spend on building a third-world country w/ a state sponsored religion where everyone loves me.

[aerbil]

I sneak up between ted12 and stab a knife behind his head and then to check he is dead i call chuck norris to find you in heaven and he kicks your but

[StrongBrush1]

I get better and give aerbil a pat on the back... with the pointy end of a dirk.

[econojo]

I feed StrongBrush1 to red gnomes in Scoggins.