Kill The Member Above You

[Strong Bad Fan]

Ok ok ok ok....ok.

The rules are simple.

1: Kill the Member above you
Two: After you die have a come up with a crackpot reason of how you came back. Or not. Whatever.
That number between 2 and 4: Follow the rules of da fourms

Edit: Just cuz, I added a Example.

MonkeyDude375: I whack you with Rifle and shoot your arm, then step on your face, and eat you.
MaxFerPrez: I break through your stomach and watch you die. I had a extra life SUCKER!
Somebody: Wakes up after LaryJake hit me with a pick axe, and throw it at your back.

Kill me.NOW!

[Strongsadioware]

*throws you into a unescapable pit*

[Strong Bad Fan]

*Teleports behind him and stabs you with a knife and puts my hand over your mouth so you won't scream.*

I WIN!

[Maxilyah]

*Bites your hand and uses super awesome ninja skills to take the knife*
You will spontaneously combust. NOW!

[Ugly Bird]

*kicks you lightly in the shin. Seconds later, you die of a heart attack for unrelated reasons, which makes me look like I have Godlike death-kick powers*

[the_napoleon]

*Simply touches one of your pressure points, causing you to instantly explode in an extremely gory mess*

[Darkblade07]

*jumps out of the exploded body and cuts a hole in your stomach causing organs and blood to spill out*

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

I call upon the power of Underpantyworld!
*Creates a black hole that engulfs everyone except me for some reason*

$5 to anyone who gets the reference.

[Compy 386]

*zaps you into the TGS world, where you die in some horrific and hilarious manner*
BWAHAHAHA!!! It's too vauge to counter!

[Compy 386]

I call upon the power of Underpantyworld!
*Creates a black hole that engulfs everyone except me for some reason*

$5 to anyone who gets the reference.

Captain Underpants. Cough up!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

I'm in the TGS world, so I come back to life. Then I shotgun Compy!

[Compy 386]

I'm in the TGS world, so I come back to life. Then I shotgun Compy!

It just goes through the big hole already there...

Your $5 debt grows into $100,000, thanks to intrest, and crushes you to death.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

But! I had my spare portable mattress in my shirt! I then throw my huge stacks of cash onto you!

[StinkomanFan]

I shoot you in the face 59 times, punch you in the balls, steal your wallet and your skull.

[Compy 386]

I shoot you in the face 59 times, punch you in the balls, steal your wallet and your skull.

I am greedy enough to absorb the cash, then I rat you out to Hugh Bliss, who plays an ultrasonic censor, melting your face off.

[Strongsadioware]

Screw my death, I've got money!

I kill you. There, that wasn't hard, was it?

[the_napoleon]

*I strangle all of you to death with my spilled organs.*

[Darkblade07]

*I break through the organs and shoot you in the head*
"HEAD SHOT"

[Strong Max]

Make you swallow the sharp rasor blade of patiance. Then tip you over and empty all the blood from your throught, then make you drink it.

[the_napoleon]

*I somehow break through my own head and slit your jugular vein using only my left hand, and I'm right-handed!*

[Zootch]

Throws you into the Aperture Science Enrichment center incinerator where you burn for over 9000 years

[Darkblade07]

*I Finally wake up from a dead slumber as a zombie!!!And then I wake my other zombie friends who kill you all!!!*

[Compy 386]

I remain alive, for some reason...

I activate a nuclear device in this thread, watching form a safe distance, as you alll asplode.:D

[the_napoleon]

Everyone remains alive, since you can't blow up a forum. I kill every forum member here, including zombies.

[Compy 386]

Sideswipes you, then counters with a really, really, REALLY big gun. >: )

[StinkomanFan]

I grab you by the legs and beat you with them.

[Snicklin]

I do all this voodoo crap that turns all of you into zombies under my control, but all those who are already zombies turn into pudding.

Now, I sic you on Tom Cruise!

[StinkomanFan]

I want zombies under my control so i hit you with my car, steal the controls, sick the zombies on you, and make them dance.

[Snicklin]

But you're already a zombie! Dance, manga boy! Dance!! Muahahaha!!!

[StinkomanFan]

Was not. *Insert fight that sounds like it's between 2 three year-olds*

[Snicklin]

Was not. *Insert fight that sounds like it's between 2 three year-olds*

I mess up your car track and you start to cry.

[Strong Max]

I always carrie a spare 1-up mushroom.

I then kick your butt in the face with an A-K

[Zootch]

I call an asylum orderly to kick you out after getting knocked to the floor by said AK

[the_napoleon]

I don't know how you guys are doing this, since I killed every member on the forum.

[Snicklin]

But I return in the form of a cereal box and drown you in marshmallow fluff!!!

[antirikurox]

hi i am Coconut, hu-ha-hu, Mr.Coconut
throws snicklin into a bottomless inescapable pit that turns off all of your powers.

BEAT THAT! (BURN!)

I will give $50 to anyone who guesses the 2 television show references!

[metalkombat]

Throws antirikurox into the local neighborhood incinerator.

[antirikurox]

teleports out and throws metalkombat in. *laughs maniacally!* MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[metalkombat]

Oh, crap, I forgot to press the "On" button, didn't I? Well, it seems as if you, too, forgot, so all I have to do is walk out.

Hunts down antirikurox, waits until midnight, and then silently assassinates him. Why, you might ask? Well, to coin a phrase, "Beacuse, it's midnite!"

[StinkomanFan]

"Beacuse, it's midnite!"

I scream said quote into your ear and you die either from the noise or from my breath.

[antirikurox]

uses a life shroom from mario games.
waits until midnight, sings this" something is lurking in the dark! thriller! thriller! thriller!"a zombie from Michael Jackson's Thriller eats MetalKombat's brain and then i throw him in the machine and turn it on.

[metalkombat]

I scream said quote into your ear and you die either from the noise or from my breath.

More like you scared the crap out of me. Jeez, you can't sneak up on a guy like that, especially when he's assassinating someone!

[Zootch]

I Sage you to page ten where you get 404'd forevar!

[Ugly Bird]

With my infinite wisdom I establish that the fate of your soul is comically linked to the fate of a nearby tree. Then, I cut that tree down with a giant pair of scissors.

[Darkblade07]

since i'm apparently dead zombie pudding...I GET EATEN BY M. Night shyamalan who puts a crazy plot twist in this story causing everybody to be afraid of trees!!!(and causing trees to make people kill themselves)
After that he upchucks me i turn back into a human, and now i controll the evil trees!!!

[Snicklin]

But my suicide fails and it backfires on you!

[Darkblade07]

I quickly dodge your suicidal attack and send tree death pollen up your nose to paralyze you

[Snicklin]

But that backfires, too!!!

[Darkblade07]

then the trees get annoyed and just paralyze everyone including me

[Snicklin]

Oh, man! Look what you made me do!!

http://www.webdecrypter.net/pics/shoop.jpg

I'M A CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!

[Darkblade07]

too bad you missed me......and tay zonday
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1156

[Snicklin]

I warp you back to your anime where you belong!!!

[Ugly Bird]

I force you to eat some type of death-pickle. Then I hop up and down on top of you.

[Snicklin]

But I'm a cereal box!

[Darkblade07]

I jump out of the anime and eat the cereal causing you to die!!!

[Snicklin]

But the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot bee, Buzz comes and rezurrects me!

Then he drowns you in honey.

[Darkblade07]

Sorry, i'm immune to honey....
Now i kill you with my Super Sharp DarkBlade

[Snicklin]

But I eat it. You have yet to witness my tin foil box! I now suffocate you in a box full of tin foil, the size of Mars!

[antirikurox]

eats snicklin.

[Snicklin]

Has a party inside Antirikurox's body.

[antirikurox]

goes to the party, (i don't know how i did that!) eats snicklin again.

[metalkombat]

Recovers from being scared s***less, and slices off each of antirikurox's limbs individually, then waits for him to bleed to death.

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

[StinkomanFan]

2 words: BOOM HEADSHOT!

[metalkombat]

Luckily for me, that was a game of Halo 3.

Gets of his Xbox (that he doesn't really have... dangit) and hunts down StinkomanFan to get vengeance for ruining his killing streak. Finds him, pulls out a REAL sniper rifle, and-

Well, he said it better than I can.

2 words: BOOM HEADSHOT!

[Darkblade07]

I break out of the tin foil box and strangle you with my bare hands

[Snicklin]

But I'm wearing a spiky collar on my neck, causing you to bleed to death.

[metalkombat]

But I'm wearing a spiky collar on my neck, causing you to bleed to death.

I thought I was the one being strangled... ah well, free pass!

I rip off your spiky collar and slash you to death with it. Yes, death by your own fashion statement. Lovely.

[antirikurox]

no, he was talking about me! i went inside my stomach and ate him.

[StinkomanFan]

I gut you like cornish game hen

[antirikurox]

um, i am not in it right now, i was telling them! sorry! not dead! (this is also just commenting, if you say you kill me, you don't!)

[Darkblade07]

I quickly get a bandaid and save myself...Then drown Antirikurox in the left over blood!!!

[antirikurox]

DID YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT IN IT! YOU CAN NOT KILL ME BECAUSE I AM JUST COMMENTING! I AM NOT KILLING ANYONE!

anyone: duh! you are not killing me!

OH SHUT IT ANYONE! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU!

anyone: oh.

YOU CAN NOT KILL ME BECAUSE I AM JUST COMMENTING! I AM ALREADY DEAD!

[StinkomanFan]

fine.

[antirikurox]

eats stinkomanfan

[metalkombat]

Points out that antirikurox just killed someone (making him eligible to kill).

Shoves a spear through antitirikurox's chest.

[antirikurox]

comes back to life and eats a bulldozer

[antiriku316]

a bulldozer? eats fifty bulldozers in one bite

[antiriku316]

no problem!

[Ugly Bird]

I show up and use my telekinetic abilities to saw open Metalkombat's skull (with a saw, even though technically I could do it without a saw, because that's just my style) and I remove his brain. I then attach it to my brain via a couple of unsanitary, loose wires. This successfully causes me to become 102% smarter.

I then stare blankly out the window, pondering the meaning of string... and life, but mostly string. I am now vulnerable to attack, though I do not know this because MetalKombat's brain has made me become profoundly preoccupied with thinking.

[Snicklin]

I return in the form of an oreo with a pistol and kill your face!!!

[antirikurox]

steps in front of a bulldozer, i die. comes back to life in the form of chuck norris, round-house kicks snicklin in the face. he dies from being kicked by the coolest.

[Snicklin]

But then I recompose and eat you! Ha! An oreo eating Chuck Norris! How ironic!

[antirikurox]

comes back to life and bleeds bullets

[Snicklin]

Oooooh noooooo! Um, now I bleed and I drown you to death.

[antirikurox]

aw, crud! do i have to kill myself?! the member above me is me!
me: kills myself.
me: comes back to life. eats me.
me: comes back to life, bites me. ETC.

[Snicklin]

Now I use this to take advantage of you, and you now get caught in an endless glitch, somewhere between time and space!

[antirikurox]

um... one i can swim, two i wasn't attacking you i was just bleeding bullets! (chuck norris bleeds bullets! he doesn't bleed blood!)

[StinkomanFan]

I punch you in the ****ing face! While screaming "this is for spamming me you jerk!"

[antirikurox]

i report stinkomanfan for saying bad words

[metalkombat]

i report stinkomanfan for saying bad words

Was that supposed to kill him?

While you're trying to figure out how to report stinkomanfan, I pull back your hair and slit your throat with the rustiest, mast jagged dagger I could find.

[music\'s sound]

I explode spontaneously, making everyone currently alive dead
I transfer my powder with my essence in to a taste tested Sblounched! bar

[Ugly Bird]

Hey, no fair! You killed yourself. You're supposed to let someone else do that.

I take the taste-tested candy bar and perform a regeneration ritual to bring you back to life in the form of a chocolate man. I then perform said ritual again, but backwards, making it perform the funtion of a DEgeneration ritual. Mwahahaha!

[vyperspit]

I'm resurected as a zombie velociraptor! Cower before my jaws of "un-life"!

[antirikurox]

i come back to life and turn vyperspit into pie and eat him!

[Ugly Bird]

I leave such a good prank-call on antirikurox's answering machine that it explodes (like a nuclear explosion, not a lame regular explosion) and kills him.

[Ninja]

I stare at you and you die. You can't kill me because I'm a ninja.

[Harley Quinn]

Avada kedavra!

[antirikurox]

i tell ugly bird that i do not have an answering machine because i do not have a phone so he explodes because it makes it go back in time before he said my answering machine exploded...

[StinkomanFan]

I strangle you

[antirikurox]

i come back to life and use magic to turn stinkomanfan into a pie which i then eat!

[Ugly Bird]

I come back as a ghost and torment you by relentlessly making fun of you for not having a phone. You eventually feel so ashamed that you die. I then go on to the afterlife because I have completed my unfinished business.

[antirikurox]

you didnt explode i meant the time portal!

[Ugly Bird]

I'm resurected as a zombie velociraptor! Cower before my jaws of "un-life"!

This was the post below me. I assume it meant that he killed my with his jaws, since that's how this game works. You kill the member above you.

[antirikurox]

i throw an atom bomb at ugly bird while he is talking to vyperspit.

[StinkomanFan]

i change the gravity and the bomb lands on you.

[Ugly Bird]

I give you a great big bear hug. Unfortunately, I don't know my own strength, therefore I accidentally crush you to death. Sorry Stinko-fan.

[Snicklin]

My body is reanimated by the Flood, and I kill you all and turn you all into zombies, unfortunately, we're all under control of the Gravemind.

[antirikurox]

i come back to life as the best zombie slayer in the world, and kill all of them including snicklin.

[StinkomanFan]

i bite you and after you kill the zombies you turn into one technecly killing you

[antirikurox]

you were a zombie, idiot! you are dead! you never came back to life yet! sorry, you have to play by the rules!

[StinkomanFan]

Two: After you die have a come up with a crackpot reason of how you came back. Or not. Whatever.

You. Axe. Head. Decapitated. Dead.

[metalkombat]

I gather all of your useless periods, combine them into one entity, and use it to bash your brains out. Lovely, no?

[Snicklin]

All the Flood forms merge together to create... Gigamind! We crush any and all living, breathing things.

GAME OVER.

[Ugly Bird]

All the Flood forms merge together to create... Gigamind! We crush any and all living, breathing things.

GAME OVER.

Fortunately, I was holding my breath at the time this crushing took place, so I didn't qualify as both a living AND a breathing thing. After all the chaos and devastation passes, I tell you about my idea for a crossover of the old shows "Night Court" and "Melrose Place". You die from all the various emotions that insue regarding said idea.

[StinkomanFan]

I'm a zombie. i don't need to breath. Being a zombie i attack UglyBird because it's in my nature

[Ugly Bird]

I temporarily transform into an ATTRACTIVE (but deadly) bird, just to throw you into confusion. I then kill you by regurgitating a poisonous worm straight into your throat.

[metalkombat]

I think I'm supposed to be dead thrice-fold by now, so I'll just go right ahead and have my dog reincarnate my mutilated corpse.

Being newly living once more, I kill 2 birds with one stone. Unfortunately, one of them was Ugly Bird. Sorry about that. I didn't see you there.

[antirikurox]

i love ugly bird

why did you post that on here?! (the confusion of him never posting it anywhere makes his head explode!)

[Ugly Bird]

I love the devil. The devil is my best pal.

Dude... you do know that the devil is EVIL, right?

The fact that you DO love the devil, but also didn't know that he was evil, makes your head asplode twice!

[antirikurox]

Dude... i love you antirikurox!!!!


disgusting man!!!! (the disgusting-ness makes your head explode pi times!)

[Snicklin]

Fortunately, I was holding my breath at the time this crushing took place, so I didn't qualify as both a living AND a breathing thing. After all the chaos and devastation passes, I tell you about my idea for a crossover of the old shows "Night Court" and "Melrose Place". You die from all the various emotions that insue regarding said idea.

Living AND breathing. You're a living form, so you died. :D

[Ugly Bird]

OOOOHhh... living things die, AND breathing things die. Not just things that are living AND breathing. My mistake. So I did die, but when I did, um, the shockwave resulting from all the incredibly intense and vast energy escaping from my body also kills you. So, we're both dead. Ha ha...

[Snicklin]

Now we're fighting fist-to-fist in Helleven, a land between Hell and Heaven, and I kill you. Your soul descends into hell and you burn for all eternity! >: D

[metalkombat]

Luckily, anti-blah was unable to make my head a-splode, and he never will be able to. And so, I interrupt Snicklin's victory with a chainsaw right through the torso.

Bleeding to death from the top half of your dismembered body is not a fun way to die.

[Ugly Bird]

Neither is being eviscerated! Ha ha, evisceration! I just love the way that sounds.

Uh, oh... did I mention I eviscerated you? Yeah, I did. I did... with my... um... my wrath. Yeah, I eviscerated you with my wrath. Somehow.

[the_napoleon]

I out-wrath your wrath with my wrath sapping machine.
I stab you somehow with a wet towel.

[antirikurox]

i turn into freddy krueger and kill everyone. (excluding my self!)

[StinkomanFan]

I dream up that Freddy Krueger gets crushed by a safe and you die LOL

[antirikurox]

i turn into jason voorhees and kill everyone with my chainsaw.

[Ugly Bird]

I temporarily cause myself to not exist, so that when you kill everyone, the word "everyone" doesn't include me, bacause I don't exist. Then, I start to exist again and I make it so that you PERMENANTLY don't exist.

[the_napoleon]

i kill you with a sord becase i also went oit of exisstense at the same time u went out of existense

[antirikurox]

i come back to life and say "i like pie" and the insanity of me saying that all the time (which i actually do!) makes everyone kill each other, oh wait, that is already happening (wow!)

[Ugly Bird]

I show up and say that I don't like pie. This makes you cry. You cry so hard that you drown yourself in a pitiful little salty river. This is one of the second most dumpy ways to die.

[antirikurox]

(i beat chuck norris in character fights and made him cry, i am manly!) (chuck norris does not cry!) i roundhouse kick uglybird in the face.

[StinkomanFan]

I call Chuck Norris and say you're slandering his name. I also call Mr. T and say you pity'd his mama. Chuck and Mr. T kill you because they're awesome like that.

[antirikurox]

i come back to life and eat them. (yum!) (i forgot i also ate you!)

[Ugly Bird]

I roundhouse(boat) kick you in the face and then I roundhouse(boat) punch you in the face and then I do the Hully Gully on the Panama Canal (with The Sneak).

[StrongBadinator]

i show up after never posting in this forum until now in a poof of shiny colors! as u are distracted, i crash telltale games, making this entire forum asplode!

[metalkombat]

i crash telltale games, making this entire forum asplode!

Nope. Still here.

My eviscerated body parts slowly crawl together and repair themselves. Once they've fully mended, I find you and toss you into the bottomless pit created by the other forum that you accidentally a sploded instead of this one.

I chortle, then mumble to myself: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."

[StinkomanFan]

Little do you know that i'm behind you with a murderous look on my face while holding a katana.

[Strong Bad Fan]

ZOMG THE TOPIC STARTER APPEARS!

Me....the all powerful topic starter will now flip this switch....thing to slowly kill the topic! Only a higher power can stop me now! Muhahaha! And by high power I mean like, a mod or admin...or pretty much anyone that works at TellTale....anyway!

*Flips switch but accidentally breaks it.*

....F&%#ING! I spent my entire allowance on this thing! GRAAAA!!!!!!I SMASH!

*Turns into Hulk and beats the ever loving crap outta Stinko.*

[Ugly Bird]

I turn into the She-Hulk and seduce you, only to stick my hand down your throat and rip out your lungs when you lean in for a kiss.

[smellyman206]

But I grow new lungs... and turn into... Iron Man? Anyway, then I shoot you with my LAZOR! SHOOP DA WHOOP!

[StinkomanFan]

I get tired of the whole super hero thing and sick a superheros worst enemy on them. Obsessed Fans

[Ugly Bird]

Actually a super hero's worst enemy is realistic science and physical laws that prove most of their antics to be impossible.

[metalkombat]

Little do you know that i'm behind you with a murderous look on my face while holding a katana.

Nope. I didn't know that. In fact, you might still be there, although I've already left.

Now that I've escaped the horribly murderous leering from StinkomanFan, I can show Ugly Bird that gravity is not only a superhero's worst enemy, but also his own. Especially when he's being thrown from a Boeing 747 at 35,000 feet altitude.

*throws Ugly Bird off plane*

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I placed superglue on metalkombat's hands. He falls to his death with Ugly Bird.

[splash1]

*Shoots arrow at ig0pwned then comes over to him and cuts his throat*

[the_napoleon]

*Stabs splash1 with the arrow that he shot at ig0pwned (he apparently missed the arrow because after he fired it, he had to cut his throat) right through the back of his head.*

[Ugly Bird]

As an ugly bird, I spread my bird-like wings and escape falling to my death, inadvertently saving metalkombat's life in the process, but also, more advertently, saving my own life.

I then pick up the napoleon and carry him (and metalkombat) straight into the sun, which I somehow survive, although my passengers are not so lucky. I then invite all my enemies to a party inside the sun, but they all end up dying in the process of trying to come to it. Oh well, more spiked punch for me.

[the_napoleon]

I mourn for my cousin with the same user name, just without an underscore, for his death. I avenge my cousin by sneaking into his lair and choking him with a giant egg.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I take a freaking hot giant frying pan and the egg at the_napoleon. They are scalding. They come to life and attach themsevles to his face, making him a pile of nothing.

[smellyman206]

i kick the pile of nothing into your face, making you cough uncontrollably. Then, I shove... a... cd... up... your...(wait for it)... nose.(there)

[Ugly Bird]

I jump up and down, causing you to die and then repeatedly come back to life only to die again for NO REASON WHATSOEVER! HA AH HA HA AH!

[smellyman206]

I put a brick on the ground (heheh i'm so clever):)

[metalkombat]

Hmm.... how can I bring myself to life after being incinerated in the sun....

Well, it seems like my belief that alien life exist, not on Mars, but on the inside of the sun, holds true. I was the lucky passenger to land directly on the only entrance to the secret world inside the sun, where the alien forms greeted me, introduced me to their magnificent new technologies, and sent me home with a delicious chocolate stuffed with caramel. Yum....

I take smellyman's brick and launch it through his head. Not so clever now, are you?

[the_napoleon]

Out of pure luck, the wind takes my nothing and forms me back to my normal self, alive and well. I hit metalkombat in the head with a antique metal bird cage, then I release the bird ghosts that have once lived in the cage, the ghost birds then pick at his skin and eventually eat him completely.

[smellyman206]

I SURVIVE THE BRICK BEING LAUNCHED THROUGH MY HEAD! Why? Because my brain is in my... LEFT HAND!
Anyway, I unleash the power of bananas upon napoleon and he will forevermore be forced to smell and taste bananas! Ultimately forcing him to kill himself

[the_napoleon]

I sigh and wish that I was in napoleon's place before he killed himself for no apparent reason, I love bananas, but no, I have to be the underscore napoleon. I get angry that smellyman206 didn't unleash the power of bananas on me, so I kill him. No details, I just killed him, somehow.

[StinkomanFan]

I steal a bus and run over both the_napoleon and the napoleon

[metalkombat]

Seeing as to how the ghost birds are supernatural entities, my pecked-off body pieces fall straight through their technically-non-existent stomachs and right back on the ground. Due to some wacky scientific experiment involving magnetism that I was involved in a few years back, my body pieces pull back together and mold together. I live once again!

I blow up the bus StinkomanFan is driving with a rocket launcher. That I found in a dumpster. Down the street. *shady look*

[Ugly Bird]

I turn into all the basic components of EVERY KNOWN WEAPON and wait in the middle of the road for someone to use me to blow someone else up.

[Snicklin]

Oh, well... you all die, somehow!

[metalkombat]

I turn into all the basic components of EVERY KNOWN WEAPON and wait in the middle of the road for someone to use me to blow someone else up.

I pick up the components needed to make a pistol, assemble them, and blow a few holes in Snicklin before he can think of a good way to kill us all. Then I leave the pistol on the ground for someone else to find and conveniently use.

[StinkomanFan]

The pistol discharges and shoots you in the face

[ig0rpwnwEd]

StinkoManFan is suddenly transported to time square, and is an ant (thanks to my new invention). He tried to escape from the new years ball dangling over him, but he's to slow to escape. Squash.

[metalkombat]

The pistol discharges and shoots you in the face

Um...

*throws down get out of jail free card*

Secretly, I had left a time bomb in ig0rpwnwEd's house set for 12:01 AM, January 1, 2009. A minute after he brings in the new year, he is engulfed in flames as his house becomes a pile of rubble next to the road. I guess '09 just isn't his year.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Thanks to the magic of Starfox Adventures (:D) your head gets asploded by a Dinosaur and the blonde guy does a tiny dance (While holding a Hand Grenade, Which gets rid of the remains of your corpse)

[ig0rpwnwEd]

You are the blonde guy. You suddenly belive you are a monster. You eat the grenade. Go boom.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You are a Slice of cheese. Time to get grated you *GLITCH*.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Since you forgot the comma, um... you turn become a dumb head. Your head is too dumb to bear, causing homestar to devour it. It tasted like hot jones.

[metalkombat]

Since I am presumably a pile of ashes, I float into ig0rpwnwEd's nest glass of water and poison him when he drinks it.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Um... My friends discover what happened and travel back in time to buy a Wii. Doing that completely changes history as we know it, and you are a sheet of paper,. I deface you, feel that my drawing was not good, and put you in the shredder. Bye bye!

[Ray-The-Sun]

I force you to play Big Rigs. Yoe die of boredom (and gunshot through the head)

[metalkombat]

Um... My friends discover what happened and travel back in time to buy a Wii. Doing that completely changes history as we know it, and you are a sheet of paper,. I deface you, feel that my drawing was not good, and put you in the shredder. Bye bye!

I didn't think that, after being blown to dust, I couldn't be killed again. This, however, certainly achieved it, plus some. Certainly a great contribution to this thread!

However, I'm going to make it null and void in the easiest way possible.

I'm alive again. I won't go through the motions of explaining what happened, but I will tell you that involved a glass orb, a time paradox, and 17 zebra cakes.

Now that I've found life again, I'll begin by killing you, RTS. I find you, bag you, drag your body-bag to the nearest 50-ft deep body of water, stuff a few bricks in with you for good measure, and toss you underwater.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Ray(-Of-Death) comes and Murders you (Horrible torture, to be specific), I make note that he is from the Lamron universe, A universe where Geeks become Goths, Nerds become Cricketers, and Starfox Fans become Starfox Fans.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Ray-The-Sun takes me to this universe. I am so horrified at the site of me being a goth who likes geek stuff (instead of Vice-Versa), that I murder Ray-The-Sun. I realize that he was the only one who knew how to escape. So I eat him. Then I return to have his death on my conscience for one year before I forget about him. My scar hurts. (Get it? I'm making fun of the somewhat fun storied, but bland and over-rated Harry Potter books. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.)

[Ugly Bird]

I just stand motionless in the middle of the battlefield, with all the death and destruction going on all around me. I am holding a single bullet out in front of me with an open palm, staring at it and repeating the emotionless mantra: "shoot... shoot, something."

Eventually the bullet gets tired of my nonsense and drives itself into ig0rpwnwEd's prefrontal cortex. Meanwhile, I continued to stare at my open palm, changing my mantra to "punch... punch, something."

[Ray-The-Sun]

I use my PSI powers (Gotten in Lamron) to 'splo stuff up/Lit' stuff up/Lightstorm stuff up.



...Ugly bird dies of cancer 1 month later (Too much Happy-Box)

[StinkomanFan]

I lock you in a room of clowns that want to rape you.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I lock you in a room of clowns that want to rape you.

Don't use that word. Might get'cha banned.

Oh. And I lock you in a room filled with Aparoids that want to Infest you.

[Ugly Bird]

I lock you in a room of clowns that want to rape you.

That disturbing...





...Ugly bird dies of cancer 1 month later (Too much Happy-Box)

What is "happy-box"?

[Ray-The-Sun]

(its what the people in Mother 3 call "Tell-uhh-viss-ee-unns", Never heard of one myself. Have you tried "Happy Cold Box" or "Happy Relaxation Chair"?)

Ugly bird gets "Oh Does he? EH?" OWW OWW OWW BLUE SPAH IS STABBING ME... AGAIN!
*Red spy uncloaks behind Bird* Gentlemen? *stab*

[Ugly Bird]

I come back as "the essence of destruction itself". I cannot be destroyed, because the very act of attempting to destroy me makes me stronger.

I sneak up behind Ray-The-Sun and tap him on the shoulder, which immediately causes his shoulder to crumble into dust. This also sends a shockwave slowly through his body. In a matter of only a few minutes, it will cause his entire body to crumble into dust, one tiny piece at a time.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You asplode, because you aren't the Essence of destruction, Giygas is.

You fall asleep and Giygas invades your dreams. You go insane. So much that you wanna "Glunt the Ploontuckle"(?) I feel its my duty. It was a Mercy Killing.

[StinkomanFan]

Myra comes and nags you to death. Ha-Ha!

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get 'ported into my head. "those voices" cause you to... well... It can't be explained... it is UNKNOWN to the mortal.

[metalkombat]

I capture your soul and put it into an internet game. It is used over and over again to fling kittens through cannons (your soul apparently has some sort of explosive quality), until it finally dies of hopelessness. How depressing.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You also get taken to the iner workings of my mind. You find my "Hallowed Imagination" and die from an Iye-Slice (Two blade weapons through the eyes, Out and through the shoulders....)

[metalkombat]

I'll assume that, since you magically re-spawned, I can as well. In the spirit of re-spawning (and a certain game related to it), I take a gravity hammer to your face.

[Ray-The-Sun]

The Bad-Gaming police beat you (u r L4D nao) for your obvious bad-Game refrence.

[StinkomanFan]

I use a skull-hammer on you. (Best weapon ever)

[Ray-The-Sun]

You die from @INSERT KNOWN DISEASE OF YEAR@.

[metalkombat]

I stab you with [insert deadly weapon, and lack of creativity to actually put something here, here].

[Ray-The-Sun]

You die from Insomnia.

[metalkombat]

You know, being slammed in the skull repeatedly with a hardcover copy of Insomnia by Stephen King might be one of the better ways to die. Better than being forced through a meat grinder, that is.

*forces RTS through a meat grinder*

[StinkomanFan]

I shove a grenade down your throut

[Ugly Bird]

How cruel... just for that Metalkombat, I'm going to KILL YOUR SOUL!

*forces metalkombat to kill Stephen King, which is like killing his soul*

[metalkombat]

I shove a grenade down your throut

I pull it out and throw it at your retreating back. Before you can post again to throw it at me, it explodes.

As for you, Ugly Bird, I force you to kill yourself, which is like killing your soul. Literally.

[StinkomanFan]

I didn't say was active did i? I strangle you

[metalkombat]

I perform a fancy Krav Maga technique before I die, and you are now in my grasp. I strangle you until I'm absolutely sure that you're dead.

[StinkomanFan]

I freeze you forever

[metalkombat]

I cause you to burn eternally, somehow.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I ban metalkombat for making this thread bland. He dies of grief.

[Ugly Bird]

You die of "being metalkombat's sworn enemy", which is a painful death, that usually involves several spears (hurled by me) through your head, neck, and throat.

I then arbitrarily decide that you had a point after all, so I subsequently kill metalkombat for (through the bonds of friendship) forcing me to kill somebody who had a point.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I like you, So, I'm gonna let you die by being burned by your favouraite female Game character (Mine'd be Krystal =3)

[StinkomanFan]

I like you so I kill you painlessly by surgicly removing your brain

[Ray-The-Sun]

I like you, so you die from a coma (Caused by the most ultimate stunts ever)

[Ugly Bird]

I like you, So, I'm gonna let you die by being burned by your favouraite female Game character (Mine'd be Krystal =3)

Ah, you see, there's a problem with that. You see, Yuna from Final Fantasy X would never burn me, since she's such a beautifully kind person. Although, if she did, she'd probably use Ifrit (a fire summons), which would be a pretty cool (and probably fairly instantanious) way to go.

At any rate, I guess I'll let you die by getting an infection that found its way into your body via a paper cut that you got from a picture of Krystal. That sounds good, right?

[Ray-The-Sun]

At any rate, I guess I'll let you die by getting an infection that found its way into your body via a paper cut that you got from a picture of Krystal. That sounds good, right?

Yes.

You die from... Umm... Natural Causes?

[metalkombat]

I ban metalkombat for making this thread bland. He dies of grief.

*sob*

Being completely grief-stricken, I take Ugly Bird to the top of a volcano to ask him to push me in, since I don't have the courage to do it myself. One we reach the top, I "accidentally" (and forcefully) push him into the volcano. Once I've watched him boil in the magma, I suddenly feel much better about myself.

I then add a few herbs and spices to this thread.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get mercilessly Beaten, Shocked, burnt, smacked, bitten, frozen and posoned, all while listening to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

[Ugly Bird]

After dying in more than one way that could certainly be considered "hot" (in more than one sense), I become the God of flames! I then swear revenge against metalkombat because he helped to make me into the abomination that I am (and because the fate I suffered at his hands was much less enjoyable than the one I suffered at the hands of Ray-The-Sun). I lie in wait for several hours, watching him in the shadows, and finally when he finally gets up and says to himself "I could really go for a nice, cold, refreshing..." I promptly burn him to a blackened crisp, slowly, and with a malicious smile on my badly distorted face.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You Spontaneously Combust, Due to the announcement they're releasing a second season of SBCG4AP.

[Ugly Bird]

Fortunately, because I am the God of flames, spontaniously combusting doesn't actually do much of anything to me, since I am constantly wreathed in flame anyway.

Oh, but you spontaniously combust when I tell you that Krystal has just been run over by a truck full of explosives that subsequently backed up, parked on her for twenty minutes, and exploded.

[metalkombat]

Little does Ugly Bird know that the touch of his flames cannot kill humans, but only turn them into flaming demi-gods. This power is meant for him to recruit an army to use at his beck and call, but my rebellious spirit overcomes my calling.

I then swear vengeance on the god who once swore revenge against me, Ugly Bird, the god of flames. The most I can do, however, is throw buckets of water on him, which mildly annoys him. He attempts to destroy me to rid himself of the nuisance, but fails again and again and again. He eventually becomes dispirited, and although he does not die, he lives an endless life of nuisance and sorrow.

[Ugly Bird]

Hey metalkombat, do you remember what this thread is called? Oh yeah, it's "kill the member above you", not "demoralize the member above you."

You die for not obeying the rules.

[metalkombat]

Hey Ugly Bird, do you remember what this thread is called? Oh yeah, it's "kill the member above you", not "have the rules of the thread kill the member above you."

You die of a knife administered to your neck by me.

[Ugly Bird]

Hey Ugly Bird, do you remember what this thread is called? Oh yeah, it's "kill the member above you", not "have the rules of the thread kill the member above you."

You die of a knife administered to your neck by me.

Oh yeah? Well maybe I'll just MAKE a thread called "have the rules of the thread kill the member above you". How 'bout that, huh?

In fact, I think I will...

*goes and makes it*

Ta da! I sure showed you, didn't I? Didn't I?

[metalkombat]

Oh yeah? Well maybe I'll just MAKE a thread called "have the rules of the thread kill the member above you". How 'bout that, huh?

In fact, I think I will...

*goes and makes it*

Ta da! I sure showed you, didn't I? Didn't I?

Ugly Bird, as far as I'm concerned, that's the funniest thing you've ever done on this forum. Kudos to you!

However, you failed to kill me. So I take your kudos back.

And then gut you with a spoon.

[Ugly Bird]

I may be dead, but it just so happens that when you gave me those kudos (albeit briefly) I discreetly coated them with a special poison that only I have an immunity to, so when you took them back, you became poisoned. The poison acts slowly and painfully and makes you believe yourself to be a cow for several days before killing you. Also, there is no antidote.

Oh, and I'm glad you think what I did was funny, but saying "that's the funniest thing you've ever done" only really means something if you thought I was funny in the first place. I know you meant it as a compliment though, so I'll take it as one anyway.

But you're still going to think you're a cow.

[metalkombat]

But you're still going to think you're a cow.

"Mooooo..."

*tramples Ugly Bird*

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I'm so upset about this thread beginning to disintegrate, that I murder Ugly Bird for killing it with his awesome new thread under the pressure of the emper- I mean metalkombat. I realize I killed an awesome dude. I seek revenge. I stab metalkombat with a stick of butter. I remember I had a bet with some random guy that I wouldn't kill metalkombat, and tommorow was the day the bet ended. I bet my life. I commit hari kari. Try to kill me now!

[Ray-The-Sun]

You die from having your sewn together limbs ripped off/unstitched, and then getting headshotted by a player called "|\|00B K1|_ |_ 3R" (get it? Ig0r PWNED!)

[ig0rpwnwEd]

It's pronounced, pohn-weed. Your latest computer update causes it to explode when you miss-type something.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get Barrel Roll'd into a pit of lave.

[metalkombat]

I wipe the remains of the butter ig0r stabbed me with off my chest. Butter is apparently not my secret weakness.

As RTS casually strolls down the street, I turn onto the street from a dark alleyway and begin to follow him from a distance. He stops in a pastry shop, and I wait outside. Once he leaves with a slightly greasy bag, he notices me waiting and recognizes me as the man walking behind him before. He walks a bit faster after this, and I do the same. He looks back "casually" a few times, still to see me there, and proceeds to a light jog. I follow this fashion.

After some time, this has turned into a full-fledged chase, and we've come to a bridge at a lethal height above a river. He looks back a final time, and stumbles into an inconveniently placed trash can. He stumbles and nearly falls over the safety rail protecting him from the river.

He pushes against the rail and lands safely on the bridge, taking a few steps back. He sighs with relief, and is then crushed by an unmarked white van. How unfortunate that the bridge had no safety rail on the traffic side of the pedestrian walkway.

[strobro]

you get attacked by fresh fruit.

25 invisible e-dollars if you get the reference.

[metalkombat]

I swat aside the pesty fruit. It doesn't really injure me, especially since I don't get the reference.

In lieu of that, I take your 25 invisible e-dollars and shove them down your throat. You choke to death.

-You were killed by the internet!-

[strobro]

i have an extra life. that offer's still up, but since you didn't get the refference, you won't get this one either. a 16 ton weight falls on you because of the fruit.

[2112mon]

I sneak up behind you with a...... a.... mouse (computer) and strangle you with the cord!!

[Mouldcube]

It's a wireless mouse, so he's fine, but you get an icicle embedded in your face, you die from frostbite.

[metalkombat]

*re-spawn in 30 seconds*

(30 seconds later)

I suffocate Mouldcube with a Snuggie (the portable blanket!).

[strobro]

i then take your snuggie and it's your favorate blanket. i rip it to peices and you kill your self because you cant live without it

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get ambushed at Sector Z, Unfortunately, Since you suck at piloting, You get hit by Six Heavy Shield breaking Missles. (Who can guess what game I'm refrencing?)

[ig0rpwnwEd]

Hmm... My Little Pony? You are angered at my guess. Yet years from living with my sister have taught me when to dodge oncoming savages. I swoop to the left. Now that I won the bullfight, you are shot.

[Ray-The-Sun]

The Ultimate Chimera comes out of nowhere, you manage to hit the button on its back, But the bird press it again just as you let your guard down, and you are... Umm... Lets just go with OBLITERATED.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

You are deeply saddened by my death. You seek revenge on the Chimera. You become a Chimera destroyer. You are about to shoot one, but he sees you and shoots you. The last words you hear are,

http://www.goozex.com/community/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/61/7026.CHIMera.jpg

[Ray-The-Sun]

I beat you to death with the box of my copy of Starfox Assault because you fail to realize Who the Ultimate Chimera IS (http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Chimera).

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I'm already dead. You must be in the the after-life now. And if you're with me, it ain't heaven. Apparently Satan hates Starfox fans, so he makes you come back to life, forces you to commit more sins, and then he kills you again. You are then sent to the two places worse than hell combined. Juinor High shopping mall.

[coolpersonguy]

Everyone now dies because you have all fallin and cannot get up and you die on the ground and have no extra lives or fresh fruit. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I give a kajillion dollars to the oerson who sayswhat commerical it is from

[metalkombat]

This is how you die. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[Ugly Bird]

I build a time machine out of a Delorean and go back in time a few years in order to prevent your birth. Also, I make it so that my father was Superman.

[Ray-The-Sun]

THIS IS HOW YOU DIE. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7nxrr7oLH0Q&feature=related)

[metalkombat]

Taking Mario's place in Super Mario Bros., you realize that you lack the ability to jump. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXACqvC-Luc)

[Ray-The-Sun]

You die, It doesn't matter about exactly how, All you need to know is it's something to do with THIS (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDiPPzgBa8&NR=1).

[metalkombat]

I almost feel bad for opening the door to lazy killings using videos. Almost. So, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE) is what I have to say about that.

Oh, right. Kill the member above me....

I drop a cartoon anvil (1 TON) on your head.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You actually see Ronald McGiygas abd he proceeds to mess up your mind with his CrapBurgers.

[Snicklin]

You all die. That's it.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get tossed into a pit of Ravenous Priests.