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octochan
12/04/2008, 08:38 pm
He fights the law
But he also fights the crime
But not as much
Dangerdesque

With an ashtray at one side
He'll have an ashtray at one side
Dangerdesque
(Dangerdesque)

He's got some Chinese sauce
And he keeps it on top of a safe
With some takeout
Dangerdesque
(Some takeout)

Okay, now it's become silly.

I'd totally forgotten the tune for the Dangeresque theme when I read that, so my mind fitted it to the next closest song I could think of. That's when I had to write lyrics to the rest of this theme song.

Private eye extraordinaire
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Try and cross him if you dare
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

He'll do stuff for a modest fee
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Unless something better's on TV
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His nunchuck gun is locked and loaded
His electronics are outmoded
Does paperwork on the Dangerdesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His partner is Renaldo
Sometimes Dangeresque Too?
They go to places like Strong Borneo
And find miscreants to subdue

His enemies are Uzi Bazooka
And Craig, and Szechuan Steve
Perducci stole the formula
He's got some plot up his sleeve

His informant is a fat gray lump
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Looks like he's gonna have to jump!
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

The law enforcements he evades
While he sports those stylin' shades
This song's getting ridiculesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!!
Holyxion
12/04/2008, 08:48 pm
Awesome, total epic win, sang through the whole thing. Really good.
bigdondoo
12/04/2008, 08:51 pm
Nice poetry, but this doesn't fit the theme song at all. Nice poetry though.
octochan
12/04/2008, 08:54 pm
Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
Try reading that again.
Holyxion
12/04/2008, 09:14 pm
I was singing it to Calling Cat-22 (a standard 8-6 alt. sequence), with the Freakazoid! theme the syllable count gets messed up after the 2nd stanza/verse.
bigdondoo
12/05/2008, 12:45 pm
Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
Try reading that again.

Well, okay that works and it's quite good, but why are we singing the Dangerdesque's theme to the Freakazoid! Theme song tune... this makes less sense then that new rapper MC Eisher...
octochan
12/05/2008, 04:11 pm
I was singing it to Calling Cat-22, with the Freakazoid! theme the syllable count gets messed up after the 2nd stanza/verse.

Well, I was using the Freakazoid! theme directly as reference -
Chimpanzee! (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=9iF96BunNIw&feature=related)
Holyxion
12/05/2008, 09:55 pm
I actually played that exact video while I sung through it, but lemme try again.
GaryCXJk
12/06/2008, 12:43 pm
Actually, it's only fun to do a Danger-sque thing when it's actually related to Dangeresque, not some random other stuff. Replacing Dangeresque with any other word makes more sense than adding the name Dangeresque to another song.

Like this:

He fights the crime
But he doesn't anymore
Because he's dead
Dadgeresque
bigdondoo
12/09/2008, 10:15 am
Now THAT's what I'm looking for Gary!

P.S. Loved that Dangerdesque song. Three Noses?
GaryCXJk
12/09/2008, 05:42 pm
Okay, let me try again at the theme from Dangeresque: Behind the Dangerdesque.

He fights the law
But he also fights the crime
But not as much
Dangerdesque

With an ashtray at one side
He'll have an ashtray at one side
Dangerdesque
(Dangerdesque)

He's got some Chinese sauce
And he keeps it on top of a safe
With some takeout
Dangerdesque
(Some takeout)

That guy is Dangerdesque
The takeout box has fallen
If games have taught me anything
He'll solve the case
(Or maybe not)

Stick it to the stamp, stick it to the stamp
Chinese sauce, chinese sauce
Stick it to the stamp, stick it to the stamp
Red chinese sauce

He works alone, unless he works with an office chair
Which is all the time
Dangerdesque

He's made of wood, a bit of plastic, some bits of metal and a fire-retardant coating
Dangerdesque

That guy is Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque

Or did I?
bigdondoo
12/09/2008, 07:37 pm
Yes, yes you did.
octochan
12/09/2008, 08:22 pm
Actually, it's only fun to do a Danger-sque thing when it's actually related to Dangeresque, not some random other stuff. Replacing Dangeresque with any other word makes more sense than adding the name Dangeresque to another song.

Like this:

He fights the crime
But he doesn't anymore
Because he's dead
Dadgeresque

Well, congrats on finishing your song. I had fun writing mine, even if the song had no relation to H*R whatsoever. It was just something that popped into my head when I was trying to remember how the actual Dangeresque theme went.
Ninja
12/09/2008, 09:06 pm
Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
Try reading that again.

I was about to say that.

The song fits somewhat nicely. However, the "looks like they're gonna have to jump" doesn't fit very well. Neither does the last verse.
dentbuds
12/11/2008, 01:29 pm
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome man. write more. try somethin' about stinkoman!