Vending Machine

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Animal Forest for the N64.

*Inserts Dr. Clayton Forrester*

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get a graveyard full of dead trees.

Before I put anything in, I drop "Wii Sports Resort" and start Development on the new Starfox game (and have the Motion-Plus+ sold with it) and THEN put that in the vending machine (and after doing so, the machine plays a little song while I wait for something to come out)

[Mouldcube]

you get an exploded brain mess because i'm afraid I can't make any sense of that.

I put in a giant ant.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get The Ant Bully.

*Inserts Jimmy Neutron*

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get Scientology (I mean like, The SPIRIT of it.)

My request is the same.

[Mouldcube]

you get a...science degree?

I put in santa.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Satan.

*Inserts DEATH*

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get an hourglass which says "ALBERT" and has 27 seconds of sand left.

I put in... SHUGERU MIYAMOTO... 's Biography... or something

[Snicklin]

You get L.

I put in a Zoro action figure.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a note that says "Be sure to read the whole thread".

*Inserts Joel Hodgson*

[Snicklin]

You get a SBlounskched candy bar.

I put in a sewing thread.

[Mouldcube]

you get sued for all your thread.

I put in everything I have got so far.

[Snicklin]

You get everything you've got times a hundred.

I put in The Magicians Nephew book.

[Mouldcube]

you magically get all my stuff that this machine gave me, I don't want it anymore.

I put in a 5 hour long movie.

[Snicklin]

You get five hours more!!!

I put in a random Marvel comic.

[Mouldcube]

you get an unfinished comic.

I scream because I keep getting things when I don't want to, then I jump in the machine.

[Ray-The-Sun]

The machine grinds you up. (I hate it when someone posts 'aforn me, makes me look Shtewpeed)

.xodaraP lacigoL a ni tup I

[Mouldcube]

.txet ym esrever uoy

.siht ekil epyt elpoep gnikam rof eruc a ni tup I

[Ray-The-Sun]

.sIhT eKiL ePyT eLpOeP eKaM dNa Ti GnIyPoC tA lIaHp I

I put in the Soloution. Woopee.

[Mouldcube]

.NoItUlOs EhT sYoRtSeD eNiHcAm EhT

I get bored of typing like that and put in my left eyebrow.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Thanks to your sacrifice, The world is safe from the monster.

I don't put anything in. I stand in front of it and wait for the pain.

[Snicklin]

Your face just melts off.

I put in more complicated coding: a> comp} evb = get_tag almpoque; "www.notawebsite.com"
tag = "Hi, there!"

[Mouldcube]

you don't get anything, you just overload the circuitry.

I fix it and put in Ray-The-Sun's melted face.

[Snicklin]

You get a soldering iron.

I put in another lint ball.

[Ray-The-Sun]

It grows and makes Lint ball monsters to eat you.

I put my face back on (Yay for Logical Parad- Wait, that screwed me last time) and put in my left shoe/boot/slipper/Flip-Flop/whatever you think I'm wearing.

[Snicklin]

You get a sock!

I put in some small, warm, cuddly, fuzzy thing.

[Ray-The-Sun]

It electric shocks you (I never did think Pikachu was cute, hence why I killed it in brawl)

I put in some high explosives and bring in a second vending machine with new bonus features (I'm just waiting to kill off the first >=D)

[Compy 386]

You get a block of ice.

I put in my life's savings.

[Snicklin]

You get all of my death's savings.

I put in a flamethrower.

[Compy 386]

Shtewpeed

And remember: shtewpeed spelled backways is deepwetcshs(ed).

[Compy 386]

You get all of my death's savings.

I put in a flamethrower.

You get imitation chocolate.

I put in a meatball sub.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a meatball submarine.

*Inserts I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI*

[Snicklin]

You get the girl who made it!

I put in a Play Station one

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get a note from Nintendo saying "What, you've canceled our project?!" (10 Internet-Meme-Dollars for everyone who gets the refrence.)

I destroy the vending machine and replace it with the Vending Mahine II, the best thing EVARR

[Snicklin]

The other vending machine returns from the dead and straps the other vending machine to a railroad track.

I put in Rick Astley.

[Ray-The-Sun]

He actually gives you up (and the new vending machine dies, but the other Vending machine dies and cannot come back, so we replace them with the Crappy, the real old vending machine which means You'll have to write responses different)
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I put in | ni tup I
A Mirror | rorriM A

[Snicklin]

.siht teg uoY

I put in a bottle of air.

[Ray-The-Sun]

The bottle just crushes.

I put in a "I KILL THE CRAPPY-VENDOR!" And replace it with the Drink-Wormhole, the ultimate Vending machine.

[Compy 386]

You get Global Warming.

I put in the flu.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get influenza.

*Inserts tuberculosis*

[Snicklin]

The vending machine flies to the moon to save his oreo girlfriend from having another beach party, and a regular vending takes place.

I put in a health meter.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You destroy the common cold once and for all, great, its replaced by "OHMYGODMYEYESAREASPLODING!" flu. Nice job.

I insert the action of inserting things into vending machines

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a time paradox.
*Inserts Weegee*

[Snicklin]

You get a box of cereal.

I put in my pants.

[Ray-The-Sun]

The face on the viewing screen on the back of the vending machine turns into Weegee, and so do you.

I run out of things to insert the machine, so I just insert the Insert key.

[Snicklin]

The entire machine collapses on itself. Great.

What you gonna do, now?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

I replace it with a new one.

*Inserts the Flux Capacitor*

[Snicklin]

You are now in a contand bend of flux.

I put in a Coke.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get some Pepsi (DRINK IT OR DIE >= <)

I insert the remains of the old VM (The vending machine equivalent of Funerals)

[Compy 386]

You get a flame war.

I put in a new vending machine.

[Snicklin]

You get a Coke.

I put in a Joker card.

[Ray-The-Sun]

They make a really bad batman sequel. Thanks, man. (and The vending machines get inserted into each other and become the ultimate, THE UBERDRINKER!)

The UberDrinker gives me a freebie.

[Snicklin]

But I steal it!!!

I put in your freebie.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a kidney stone (but not from the machine)

I put in this thread

[Snicklin]

You get the magical Invisible Thread!

I put in a PSP.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get an Unreleased outside of japan Ape escape game (WHY DON'T I GET TO PLAY MM?!)

I put in the current things in my mind (your free to take a look- but don't blame me when your head explodes from my ideas of a Superhero Squad of demons.)

[Snicklin]

You get my thoughts, and your head a splodes.

I put in an NFL Supra Bowl (yes, I said supra) ticket.

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get a Wimbledon ticket. Yay. Tennis.

I put in the Freebie that the Uberdrinker saw getting stolen off me (He gave me another as a replacement)

[Snicklin]

I steal it again.

I put in an ASIMO.

[StinkomanFan]

It asks WTF is this

I put in a Daft Punk CD

[yogurtmano8675309]

you get a teenage punk

i put in kairis keyblade those of you who got to the world that never was on kh 2

[Compy 386]

you get a teenage punk

i put in kairis keyblade those of you who got to the world that never was on kh 2

You get amnesia, since you forget that was Riku who had teh keyblade...again.

I put in the first season of "the Soda Poppers"

[StinkomanFan]

you get a migrane

I put in headache medicine

[Ugly Bird]

You get an upset stomache (a common side-effect of headache medicine).

I put in more than 2 problems.

[Compy 386]

You get a rotating computer graphic.

I put in a TROGDOR!! game.

[Gman5852]

You get a stinkoman game.

I put in Strong Mad's snake boxer 4.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a severe lack of lack of anti-creativity?

I put in a well-hidden, well-trained sniper.

[Compy 386]

You get ARROW'D!

I put in a TGS comic.

[Samman28]

You get the Homestarrunner's NEW Cartoon. (check the site)

I put in T3h Ch8

[Compy 386]

You get a Cheatachu.

I put in the Thnikkaman.

[Samman28]

You get a T3h Ch8. (again..)

I put in SBCG4AP on a DS. (DONT ASK)

[Darkblade07]

You get Sbcg4ap on a wii

i put in balogna

[Samman28]

You get SBCG4AP on PS3 and PS2!

I put in the SOULS of Sam and Max.

[Darkblade07]

You get the bodies of sam and max

i put in frosted cheerios

[Samman28]

You get the KEY TO THE WORLD?!

I put the legend of Decmberween

[Ray-The-Sun]

You get the episode of SBCG4AP that comes out 10 days before D'th'mbr'ween (I get the right?)

I put in the character "Destruction/Override" from Demon Drive (Something I write to help me get to sleep)

[Samman28]

You get YOUR SOUL

I put in the key to LOCK THE TOPIC

[metalkombat]

You get another post in this topic.

I put in a bit of dirt I found in my front yard.

[yogurtmano8675309]

You get amnesia, since you forget that was Riku who had teh keyblade...again.

I put in the first season of "the Soda Poppers"

sorry im a little late but im talking about the flowery keyblade that riku gave kairi

[antirikurox]

okay... so i took a flowery keyblade that i gave to kairi?! (really, there is another version of riku called anti riku, that is why my user is antirikurox) ( anti-riku-rocks)

[yogurtmano8675309]

ohhhhhhh anyway
i put in some oj

[Ugly Bird]

You get some AP (apple flesh).

I put in an endless cycle.

[yogurtmano8675309]

you get the water cycle

i put in an unintelligable pile

[Ugly Bird]

You get an orderly and articulate stack.

I put in a palm tree, some grass seeds, and a hot chick.

[metalkombat]

You get a penguin.

I put in a snowball.

[DarkEvilWorm]

You get all you need to have a good snowball fight.

I put in the Discovery Channel.

[Mouldcube]

you discover that you didn't put it in, and instead put it in a pile on the other side of the room.

I put in whatever I'm about to get out.

[Ugly Bird]

You get an eye and a tooth (an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth).

I put in Coach Z minus the depressive creepiness.

[Harley Quinn]

you get an ingrowing toe nail

I put in Equus

[antirikurox]

you get suuqE. (Equus backward!)

i put in the whole TellTale company

[antirikurox]

(whoops! the forum is off! i also put in the forum, it is part of the company!)

i take it back out to keep the forum going.

[Ugly Bird]

Yeah, that'll keep the forum going... except now you're being a neusance again because you didn't put anything into the machine!

I put in a robot programmed to give a thousand dollars to anyone who isn't antirikurox.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a thousand bucks

I get a thousand bucks and put in a monopoly board.

[DarkEvilWorm]

You get money. Lots and lots of beautiful money....Oh, and a top hat.

I put in a popular cable company.

[antirikurox]

you get the least popular cable company.
i turn into riku and get $1,000.
i put in a robot that gives $9,999,999,999 to anyone that inserts something into the machine UNLESS THE PERSON IS UGLY BIRD!!!

[Ugly Bird]

You get a new mortal enemy.

I put in a thing in a bag (that antirikurox isn't allowed to look at).

[DarkEvilWorm]

You get a lizard!

I put in a glass of scotch

[StinkomanFan]

you get a bottle of beer

I put in a coupon to the flea market

[antirikurox]

you get another coupon to the flea market.

i put myself in the machine (while i am in here i look at the thing inside of the bag!)

[StinkomanFan]

you get kicked out. wierd.

I put in your shoe

[Ugly Bird]

you get my other shoe stuffed into your trachea.

I put in lightening in a bottle.

[antirikurox]

you get nothing. (i get my shoe back!)

i put in stinkoman and his #1 fan stinkomanfan

[Ugly Bird]

You get an awesome Stinko-party (to which you are not invited).

I put in my afinity for proper grammer.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a copy of zero wing (All your base are belong to us)

I put in a copy of 'This island Earth'

[antirikurox]

you get a paper bag.
(i jump in and grab an invitation to the stinko-party! then i jump back out.)
i put in the cheat

[StinkomanFan]

you get a Cheat code

I put in a copy of 'Peasents quest'

[yogurtmano8675309]

you get strong bad who then beats the the crap out of you profusly

i put in strong bad and get

[Ugly Bird]

(i jump in and grab an invitation to the stinko-party! then i jump back out.)


(too bad the invitation isn't addressed to you, so presenting it at the Stinko-party will only initiate a challenge.)

You get Weak Good, the most worthless and boring character on the planet.

I put in antirikurox's vital organs.

[StinkomanFan]

you get your invatation back

i put in a human ear

[Ugly Bird]

You get Tiny Handed Strong Bad's ears (capable of digging up giant mugs of frosty root beer)!

I put in an extra life.

[Snicklin]

You get a Mega Mushroom!

I put in a can of Red Bull.

[metalkombat]

You get REAl red bulls. I suppose they just be mad with fury.

I put in a string of Christmas lights.

[the_napoleon]

You get a ball of Christmas lights.
I insert this guy >:cool:.

[Mouldcube]

you get stared at by him, and you suddenly fill with guilt at the guy saying "why did you do that? what did I do to you?" so you take him out.

I put in a jumbo/large thing.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a jumbo/large milkshake

i put in a reesy-cup milkshake

[Ugly Bird]

You get a severe lack of nutritional value.

I put in Monday, hoping not to get another day of the week.

[Mouldcube]

you get a certainly-not-another-day-of-the-week.

I become one with the vending machine.

[Ugly Bird]

The vending machine then becomes one with Sephiroth, who then, in turn, becomes one with the planet. Yay! You're a planet!

But suddenly, another identical vending machine apears in the old one's place. Yay again!

I put in the evil half of my brain.

[Mouldcube]

you make the vending machine beat you up, and then you get that half back again.

I crush the vending macine under my sheer weight.
then put in the remains into a third vending machine.

[Ugly Bird]

You get everything the second machine was ever capable of producing, and it also begins spewing hot oil spray at you. And guess what? You fail to keep a safe distance from it.

I put in my sister's hairbrush (which I've secretly been using as a toilet brush).

[Mouldcube]

you get your own toothbrush, which I'VE secretly been using for experiments with dangerous chemicals.

I turn back into a person and stop being a planet, then I put in an iguana.

[Ugly Bird]

Unfortunately, all the people who were previously being sustained by your atmosphere die when you turn back into a person. Well done. Also, you get a newt for your iguana.

I put in a bucket of waste generated by a boat with an unusual source of propulsion.

[Mouldcube]

you get a note saying that you put in an empty bucket, as no waste is produced from this source of propulsion.

I put in a cup of red coffee.

[Ugly Bird]

You get me, standing next to you, twitching oddly while giving you a perplexing stare and asking if you have any more of that red flavored coffee.

I put in the square root of negative one.

[Mouldcube]

you get a calculator so you can work it out yourself.

I put in a memorial statue of a dead koala.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a reanimated dead koala named Koalie. He has a disturbing neutral facial expression.

I put in all of the world's rapidly melting glaciers.

[Mouldcube]

you get a drink of water.

I put in a contract for my soul.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a signed contract with Satan

i put in a balloon

[Ugly Bird]

You get a cute little kid that wants a balloon. Too bad you put yours into the machine.

I put in some chicken soup for the soul.

[antirikurox]

you get Diary of a Wimpy kid 5 (wow! that won't come out for 3 years!)

i put in Freddy vs Jason

[metalkombat]

You get AVP (Alien vs Predator)

I put in a broken Blu-Ray disc of The Dark Knight.

[Ugly Bird]

You get the 13 tears I cried when that disc broke.

I put in all the surgical tools necessary to perform a lobotomy.

[Maxilyah]

You get the victim's brain. (Don't ask which victim)
I put in Max.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a coupon, redeemable for "one free exposure of a mind-controling conspiracy without any actual effort or helpful advice from you."

I put in the skin from my own left elbow.

[KayJay123]

You get one of those plastic eggs with a "surprise" inside! :D

I put in a paperclip.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a house.

I put in a hairy, bloated, pagan god (Santa Clause).

[Sausy Gibbon]

You get a stereogram.

I put in a piece toast with the face of the Virgin Mary on it.

[KayJay123]

You get a grilled cheese sammich with the face of Adam West on it!

I put in a melty candy bar.

[Sausy Gibbon]

You get an angry vending machine attendant.

I put in a 440 piece jigsaw puzzle.

[KayJay123]

You get a rubik's cube.

I put in a tennis ball.

[Sausy Gibbon]

You get a bowling ball.

I put in a piece of paper with the meaning of life typed on it.

[KayJay123]

You get a piece of paper with the number 42 printed on it.

I put in a cactus.

[Mouldcube]

you get hurt...badly.

I put in a prank phone call.

[DarkEvilWorm]

You get Bart Simpson.

I put in a giant comic book.

[Mouldcube]

you get a tiny comic with un-readable writing.

I put in an idiot with a job at the local space station.

[Sausy Gibbon]

You get the plot for a bad sitcom.

I put in 2000 dollars and press heaps of different numbers on the keypad.

[Snicklin]

You get Homsar.

I put in a Coke.

[the_napoleon]

You get arrested for possession.
I insert the crashed hard drive from my old laptop.

[Mouldcube]

your new hard drive crashes.

I put in a time machine set to go to 2453.

[antirikurox]

you get a future version of yourself.

i put in a note to self (it says: "Do ThIs FrOm NoW oN bEcAuSe It Is FuN")

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a note to someone else.

*Inserts lotsa spaghetti!*

[StinkomanFan]

you get lotsa prego

I put in the final episode of MST3K

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get ConGypsCo.

*Inserts the Twilight Hack*

[antirikurox]

you get a punch in the face from the machine because you hacked a game.

i put in Luigi Mario (no i don't mean Luigi and Mario, it is the Mario brothers because Mario is there last name! Mario Mario and Luigi Mario!)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get the Mario Brothers Movie. *Shudder shudder*

*Inserts Windows Movie Maker*

[Gman5852]

you get beef jurkey.

I put in sbcg4ap season 2 xbox360 version.

[Mouldcube]

you get a cold stare.

I put in a new shiny copy of a rare DVD.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a very dull-colored, common DVD.

*Inserts ]Syntax Error[*

[Mouldcube]

you get all your SSBB characters hacked into next week.

I put in my mouse.

[StinkomanFan]

You get a rat

I put in my num lock key

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a key that says Num Lock.

*Inserts a ghost*

[deadlinejon]

you get the gostbusters.

*inserts cheezwhiz*

[Ugly Bird]

16 bit Mario1 gets a zombie ghost. It just took a long time to come out. (it's like, the saddest creature on the planet. It wants to eat brains, but its mouth just passes right through brains. I would describe him as "pretty frustrated".)

deadlinejon gets the leaning tower of Cheese-a.

I put in a list of all the greatest American Presidents (excluding Richard Nixon).

[StinkomanFan]

You get a picture of Barak Obama with a corner missing.

I put in an old Batman movie starring Adam West

[Ugly Bird]

You get an inferior (yet still respectible) representation of The Joker, by Jack Nicholson.

I put in the decaying corpse of Heath Ledger.

[metalkombat]

You get an overdose of drugs.

I put in a brad.

[antirikurox]

you get me (how did i get in there?!)

i put myself in

[Ugly Bird]

You get the song "The Untimely Death of Brad" by Five Iron Frenzy.

I put in a mythical hoola-hoop vomiting dog.

[antirikurox]

you get it back. (i put myself inside and i didn't want to be puked on!)

i reach out and pull ugly bird in

[Ugly Bird]

NO! :mad:

You attempt to pull me in, but I violently resist, and I end up pulling your arm off.

I then put in a toggle.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

...which somehow snaps Anti's neck.

*Pulls him out, the puts in Sonic*

[Ugly Bird]

You get Shadow the Hedgehog... the motion picture? (Narrated by Clint Eastwood)

I put in something 999 times more important than antirikurox.

[antirikurox]

you get an alive me.

i put myself in (and beat up Luigi and Sonic!)

[StinkomanFan]

i hurl into the machine and onto antirikurox

[Awesomepantsman]

You get an angry forumer.

I put in a list of bad jokes I've heard...

[Samman28]

you get strong bad, sam and max with mustard

i put in pie

[antirikurox]

i eat it! and throw you out an x-box 360!

i throw stinkomanfan out.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You die for repeatedly going into the machine and being an overall nuisance.

*Inserts a pie*

[StinkomanFan]

you get antirikurox's corpse

i put in a cake

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a lie.

*Inserts Ganon*

[Ugly Bird]

You get hailed as a hero for banishing Ganon to the sacred realm of the vending machine.

I put in two cents.

[Mouldcube]

you get sent to make more.

I put in the alphabet in capital letters.

[antirikurox]

you get my corpse. (but it isnt really a corpse anymore because i am alive again)

i insert pie

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get it thrown back into your face.

*Inserts an SD card*

[Snicklin]

You get some random electronic device that uses SD cards for memory.

I put in the number four.

[Mouldcube]

you get...umm...four times the amount of fours you put in? yeah, you get 16.

I put in a copy of *bleeped out due to lack of idea*.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get *Beeped out due to lack of idea. Again.*

*Inserts the theory of eating*

[Ugly Bird]

You get the "so, it turns out it's not really a theory anymore, since we have in fact proven that eating can and does occur on a regular basis".

I put in my own cerebral cortex and the part of my brain that constatly tells me that my name is not "Stan".

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a computer to replace your cerebral cortex.

*Inserts a mechanical pencil*

[Mouldcube]

you get Ugly Bird's new computeral cortex.

I put in some butter.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get margarine.

*Inserts Chuck Norris*

[Ugly Bird]

You get something else that isn't as cool as everyone thinks it is.

I put in some drool (cause I'm a drooling nincumpoop without my cerebral cortex).

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get the cerebral cortex back.

*Inserts an eye*

[Ugly Bird]

You get no depth perception.

I put in a Mexican Pizza with a TON of guacamole on the side.

[Mouldcube]

you get a mariachi that sings happy birthday to you...even though it probably isn't your birthday.

I put in my password.

[Ugly Bird]

You get your profile details changed to the following: (but not by me of course. It was probably antirikurox.)

Biography
I was born as a girl and now I am living as a girl.
Location
In my girly bedroom. It has pictures of boys on the walls.
Interests
Boys... boys and dresses.
Occupation
Selling girly shoes at the girly shoe store.
Favorite games
Eww! Games are gross and only for boys. I only play them sometimes, so I can look at the boys that star in them.


I put in the password to my decoy account (loging into it just takes you to a website that sends a virus to your computer that makes it so you can't leave the website or ex it out. It has a clock counting down from 42. When it reaches 0, your computer explodes.)

[metalkombat]

You get a 25-year-old who lives in his parent's basement and actually takes the time to make those kinds of viruses, in spite against all the people who made fun of him throughout his life.

I put in a few slices of baloney.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a few slices of baloney (as in: "That Karma's a buncha baloney!")

(ten points for whoever can tell me what Homer's response to that quote was.)

I put in a VHS tape with a recording of my most shameful defeat on it.

[metalkombat]

You get a lifetime's supply of horrible nightmares recalling this event.

I put in the red rings of death.

[Ugly Bird]

You get a series of intense withdrawal symptoms caused by the fact that you can't play your XBox 360.

I put in the Playstation 2 game "Ring of Red".

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get the Red Ring of Death.

*Inserts a Wii*

[natlinxz]

You get A Wii-Zapper (too bad you can't use it)

I insert a hole

[Ugly Bird]

You get a pile, the hole's only natural enemy.

I put in all types of crazy crap.

[Awesomepantsman]

You get some golden oven mitts with "SB" embroided in them, a Strong Sad voodoo doll, and a Deep Impact DVD.

I put in Deep Thought.

[Ugly Bird]

You get both the number 42 and the planet earth.

I put in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[metalkombat]

You get And Another Thing..., the 6th book in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, written by Eoin Colfer and planned for release next year.

I put in a mouse pad.

[Ugly Bird]

(Heresy! A Hitchhiker's Guide book that's NOT written by Douglas Adams? Truly, that has got to be the worst idea EVER.)

[Compy 386]

You get a pixilated arrow.

I put in a new logic board.

[metalkombat]

(Heresy! A Hitchhiker's Guide book that's NOT written by Douglas Adams? Truly, that has got to be the worst idea EVER.)

Agreed. Douglas Adams's widow, Jane Belson, gave Colfer the rights to make the 6th book. *sigh* I'll probably read it just to see how he ends the series.

[metalkombat]

I put in a new logic board.

You get a foreign-type video game.

I put in an entire ventilation system.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a fan that needs to be serviced.

*Inserts Fierce Deity Link*

[Mouldcube]

you get a copy of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask that has been chopped in half.

I put in one half of that copy.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get the other half. That's right, you have two right halves!!

*Inserts a target*

[Mouldcube]

you get shot at.

I put in the square root of infinity times 2 to the power of 76 divided by 3.

[StinkomanFan]

you get pi

I put in a peanut

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get an allergic reaction.

*Inserts A Link to the Past*

[Mouldcube]

you get a link to the past/four swords.

I put in someone named matt.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a guy named Mike

i put in a Chuck Norris action figure

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Chuck Norris.

*Inserts an orange*

[Mouldcube]

you've been given lemons.

I put in a huge building.

[metalkombat]

You get a brick and some plaster.

I put in a crate of eStrong.

[the_napoleon]

You get several crates of gamertags from trogdorcon.
I insert a payphone.

[Mouldcube]

you get 5 seconds to talk to a freind.

I put in an eliptical square.

[the_napoleon]

You get a perpetually spinning square.
I insert a Lucky Star DVD.

[Mouldcube]

you thank your lucky stars that nothing landed on you.

I put in all the plans for anything I'm going to make ever.

[the_napoleon]

You get a blank piece of printer paper.
I insert the cliche of putting cucumbers on your eyes at a spa.

[Compy 386]

You get a nacho cheese mask.

I put in thy flask.

[Mouldcube]

you cannot put in thy flask.

I put in YE flask.

[Compy 386]

You get thy flask, for surely it is better than ye flask.

I put in Paul Revere.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!

*Inserts a pretzel*

[yogurtmano8675309]

you get a yoga teacher (get it?)

i put in gerome bettis of the steelers (sure sucks that he retired)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Mike Piazza.

*Inserts Britain*

[Ugly Bird]

you get a yoga teacher (get it?)

i put in gerome bettis of the steelers (sure sucks that he retired)

(I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Jerome", since that's also my name)

Anyway, 16_bit_mario put in Britain, so he gets: Some pretty freakin' hilarious stuff!

I put in a musical washboard.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get a not-musical washboard.

*Inserts a shirt*

[Ugly Bird]

You get a shirtless wrestleman.

I put in a flaming sack of crap.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Marzipan's welcome mat.

*Inserts Booster's Tower*

[Mouldcube]

you get booster...as the ]syntax error[ hack of wario.

I put in all of telltales future projects.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

(Speaking of ]EE[, what's with the site? Anyway,)
You get all of their past projects.

*Inserts a rib cage*

[Mouldcube]

(that didn't happen earlier, maybe ]EE[ doing a serious update or something)
you get a metal cage.

I put in a 800GB mega memory stick with +5 to agility.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

(Maybe the site is under the knife for the patches!)
You get a stick of memory gum.

*Inserts a cardboard box*

[StinkomanFan]

You get Solid Snake

I put in Rayman

[Mouldcube]

your hands and feet start floating.

I put in a rubbish board game.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get the MAD Magazine game.

*Inserts George Washington*

[antirikurox]

you get abraham lincoln.

I THROW IN STRONG MAD (HE IS TYPING IN THIS SENTENCE!!!!!!!)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

He punches you in the face after he doesn't fit.

*Inserts Scooby Doo*

[antirikurox]

YOU GET STRONG MAD! (AGAIN TYPING THIS SENTENCE!)

i put in strong-a bad.

[StinkomanFan]

you get a successful comedy about a Wrestleman answering emails

i put in Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 (My favorite game)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You get Rayman 72: The Quest for an N64.

*Inserts Scott Hepting*

[antirikurox]

you get a punch in the face.

i put in whatever i get.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A time paradox sucks you into a black hole.

*Inserts Yoda*