Nintendo game Crossover Series

[Ray-The-Sun]

Bassically, its a Cross over of Nintendo game, and any characters can appear (as long as they are from a Nintendo game- Sonic characters count, MGS characters don't).

I'll start off;
Captain Falcon is walking down the road when he suddenly taunts...

[Ugly Bird]

a bush. The bush gives no reaction. This makes captain Falcon feel...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Triumphant. He has just taunted a bush! he gloriusly laughs and then continues walking when he gets hit by...

[Snicklin]

...Strong Bad! Strong Bad then asks him to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Falcon punch Fox. Because he has so much goddamned luck with Krystal, So C. Falcon...

[StinkomanFan]

Falcon Punches SB into a different thread because.....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE! But he still decides to accept because he likes how Krystal...

[Ugly Bird]

Smells. Very minty. Also he really doesn't like Fox, because he...

[StinkomanFan]

cooked Pichu. Pikachu walks up and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Dies, because no-one likes him. And then Falco comes and beats the Crap out of C. Falcon because...

[StinkomanFan]

He stole his nickel.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Falco emerges victorious and decides to kill Zelda, The king of the Zoras and ROB, because...

[Mouldcube]

...they are all wearing t-shirts saying "Falco sucks". Falco then goes mental and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Eats a heaping bowl of Pikmin because...

[Mouldcube]

...olimar left them lying about and that was stupid of him. suddenly...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Balloonman EXPLODES knocking some sense into Falco and he decides to destroy Andross because...

[Snicklin]

...he is evil! Once Falco defeats him, Homestar...

[StinkomanFan]

runs to....

[Mouldcube]

...get mr. game and watch, who...

[Snicklin]

...shoots...

[Mouldcube]

...mrs. game and watch. Mr. game and watch realises there isn't a mrs. game and watch and then...

[StinkomanFan]

cries....

[Mouldcube]

...blood. Luigi is scared of the sight of blood and runs to...

[HomsarGuy]

Antartica where he uses his BFG on a...

[Mouldcube]

...koopa troopa, which informs...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Oikonny that...

[Mouldcube]

...mario has turned into...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...A mentally Challenged Koopa because he thinks peach is...

[Mouldcube]

...a purple yoshi with bad breath. suddenly...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Krystal (:D) comes out of nowhere and does an attractive dance in the Skimpiest outfit you can imagine, and then Fox yells; "Holy Crap! Thats...

[Mouldcube]

...overused" and then does a tiny dance and...

[StinkomanFan]

Screams. Shigero Miyamoto comes in and asks WTF happening?

[Ray-The-Sun]

Krystal then answers "Nothing, Mr. Miyamoto. I was just... Umm... Summoning rain to come down so that Petey Piranha would grow." and Shigsy says...

[Mouldcube]

..."Don't believe you", and then a vortex opens up in space releasing primids to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Eat Shigsy's shoes because they are whats making him so pushy and Not-Attracted-To-Krystal. Suddenly, the Halberd comes flying into view and...

[StinkomanFan]

stalks....

[Mouldcube]

...satoru iwata, who...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..Says (in Japanese) "WTF!? HOW COME I'M BEING STALKED BY THE SPACESHIP OF A WEIRD BLUE BLOB KNIGHT!?". Just then, Kirby pops out of Krystal's Arwing (the Cloud Runner) and he...

[StinkomanFan]

Says something that offends Ness.

[Mouldcube]

...ness then uses PK fire on Dr. mario who was treating...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Ninten (from Mother) because he got his left leg burnt by...

[Mouldcube]

...bowser, who then goes on to get every character from the game...

oh, and Ray-The-Sun, I probably know what you're going to say.:p

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Rainbow Man because...

[Mouldcube]

I did not expect that.

...they all want to steal warios hat, but jigglypuff...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Can sing. (What, Wanted more?) And then Krystal, Wolf, Fox and Olimar buy a Cannon to...

[StinkomanFan]

Blow the **** out of.....

[Mouldcube]

...me, who counts as a nintendo character because of miis, then I...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Get sonic DIARRHEA because you ate too many B'BOmb flavoured...

[Mouldcube]

...Ray-The-Sun's, which...

[StinkomanFan]

Flip you off while they.....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Look at revealing Pictures of Krystal and play as Falco in brawl against...

[StinkomanFan]

A pikmin.

[Ray-The-Sun]

And then suddenly Leon decides to kill Panther because he wants...

[Gman5852]

25$ but suddenly wolf comes and kills...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Nobody because he was never there in the first place! it was ROB64 in disguise! And then Krystal decides to take...

[Snicklin]

...the magical Chrystal of...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Fanservice, But befor she can grab it, Peppy punches her in the face and says "DO A BARREL ROLL YOU DUMB YET STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE FOX/VIXEN!" and then Falco comes in, Beats Peppy and drinks some...

[StinkomanFan]

Falcon Punch (tm).

[Ray-The-Sun]

Then Krystal gets shot by Ray MK III (From Custom Robo, Not me, I could never bring myself to shoot that Vixen) And Falco says (in his Brooklyn accent) "No! I loved dat Goirl and now Fox is goinna blame me! I don't wanna get Beaten!" then Birdo comes out of nowhere and He She IT...

[StinkomanFan]

Says "That's not the Falco from Starfox i knew!" and slaps....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Rainbow man because he was pinching His Her IT'S *Insert target of sexual harassment here* because...

[Mouldcube]

...the primids were still there and growing, so 15 characters formed a team, these characters are...
(give one each, we need a very varied collection.)

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Krystal Mario Pit Krystal Gannondorf Luigi Krystal...

[Mouldcube]

...me (still the miis remember, I win, and I'm also in.:D)...

[Snicklin]

...and Homestar. Wait! What's happening? The primids are cowering! Out of the crowd of primids comes a pack of obscene creatures called the Flood! The Flood then infects...

[StinkomanFan]

Mama Luigi....

[Mouldcube]

...and reveals the identities of the other 12 characters, which will be shown as the story goes on, but in the mean time, Homestar starts to...

[Snicklin]

...join the party. Now it's up to Snicklin (Not me, the cartoon character), Sam Fisher, Sonic the Hedgehog, Homestar, Strong Bad, Master Chief, and the Arbiter to stop the Flood by...

[Mouldcube]

...doing a tiny dance making master hand...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Have a...

[StinkomanFan]

Mama Luigi in the..... (BTW Mama Luigi is bassicly Luigi so ya he's a Nintendo Charector)

[Snicklin]

...oven, and then a YouTube Poop is made about...

[Mouldcube]

...Ray-The-Sun shooting krystal, Ray-The-Sun is so annoyed by this that he...

[Snicklin]

...eats...

[Mouldcube]

...his way into the internet, where he joins the party and realised that the youtube poop was made by...

[Snicklin]

...the Electric Cheese. Meanwhile, the Flood is taking over the Mushroom kingdom and infects...

[Mouldcube]

...everyone within...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...DOCTOR OCTONAMORPUSS- BLAAAARGH! and then Ouendan (Boy, What a shock huh) decides to beat Luwig van Koopa because...

[Snicklin]

...Bowser's Castle had been infected. When Bowser returns to his castle from his vacation and finds that his koopas and goombas have been transformed into Flood zombies, he...

[Mouldcube]

...breathes acid at...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...A rocket which launches the flood Zombies into a bad halo Fanfic because THEY DON'T BELONG HERE! (Seriously, NINTENDO ONLY.) And then Krystal goes and Murders Snicklin because...

[Snicklin]

...he stole and ate her...

[StinkomanFan]

pet rock named....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Sandwich. And then X (...What...) goes and shoots everything because his red polygonal lines can't...

[Mouldcube]

...change length, which makes me...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Want to see what Amanda is up to on the planet... (Has to be from a Nintendo game)

[StinkomanFan]

Pop-star were King Dedede.....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Is repeatedly B****-Slapping Luigi (He's lucky it's DeDeDe and not WADDLE DEE!) and then...

[Mouldcube]

...he turns around and decides to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..Break...

[Mouldcube]

...sonic's legs, in order to...

[StinkomanFan]

Make it easy to.....

[Mouldcube]

...jump at krystal and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...AirBrake at the last minute so he can actually jump at...

[Mouldcube]

...sonics clone, who has just appeared to ruin his plan...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...And his plan is to seduce Krystal (It would never work anyways, Thanks to Falco). The Sonic's Clone gets Asploded by...

[StinkomanFan]

Kirby's.....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Nemesis'...

[Mouldcube]

...new pokeball style paint, but then king dedede joins the party because he found out that the evil villain of this story is...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..And it's ME! And KRYSTAL AND FALCO ARE SECRETLY IN KAHOOTS WITH ME! and so is Slippy but nobody really cares about him. And then suddenly...

[StinkomanFan]

Your mother (Well her Mii eqvivileant).....

[Mouldcube]

...kicks falco out because it's actually tingle in disguise...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..And then Krystal (And maybe Fox...) Re-Instate the REAL Falco and at the same time bring in Tabuu, Galleom, ROB64, Lucas and Poo.

[Mouldcube]

...but then you all burn, and a new villain takes over, which is...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Doctor Mario, and he use his new invention to bring back the Greatest evils in the world the old villains back from the dead! and then we decide to kill Wario because...

[Mouldcube]

...he's trying to steal my...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Device that turns people into Furries (actually just a book of Krystal Porn) because...

[Mouldcube]

...he wants it, simple as that. I thank Ray-The-Sun and his group and join them...

[StinkomanFan]

Then Your Mother joiuns because she's worried about you.

[Ray-The-Sun]

...And together we make a Machine that can alter peoples Shape and form. We use this machine to turn Slippy into...

[Mouldcube]

...two slippys, and we use them to destroy...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Everything that Tom Nook held dear because...

[Snicklin]

...the Flood attacked and infected...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Nobody because its from Halo. And then CRAZY REDD! decides to...

[Mouldcube]

...actually use rerasonable pices, so everyone is so shocked that they...

[Snicklin]

...attempt to kill the surviving Nintendo characters, because they were infected by the Flood, and...

[StinkomanFan]

sell...

[Snicklin]

...the magical Spoon of...

[Mouldcube]

...money...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...And Krystal Magikarp porn because...

[StinkomanFan]

Who'd want to look at that? Seriously.

[Snicklin]

...Krystal killed...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Tetra because...

[StinkomanFan]

She was annoying as Hell. Louie then....

[Mouldcube]

...dies of...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Because he is the King of Bugs (and Pikmin), So Krystal decides to turn him into...

[Mouldcube]

...a flying...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Chameleon because...

[StinkomanFan]

she felt like it...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..And then Louie (Who from now on we'll call Crushah) decides to kill...

[Mouldcube]

...Waluigi and...

[StinkomanFan]

steal his hat.

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Then Mudkip (MUD! KIP!) spontaneously Combusts and I turn my self into a Fox Vixen. Oh and then...

[Mouldcube]

...a whole load more awsome stuff happens and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Mould gets turns himself into... (Please let mould choose)

[Mouldcube]

...a...umm...dragon? and then...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Sue Sakamoto Umm... Bowser Junior...

[Mouldcube]

...buys an ice lolly, and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Buys a second one and gives it to...

[Snicklin]

...Diddy Kong, who throws it at...

[StinkomanFan]

Cranky Kong who then flips off...

[Mouldcube]

...Falco. Falco gets angry, then he starts to...

[Snicklin]

...flip out, and eats Mario, mistaking him for a...

[Mouldcube]

...Delicious suger-coated made-for-falco treat. when he realises the mistake he...

[Snicklin]

...unintentionally pukes on...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...The remains of mario, He then gets his sanity back and beats the crap out of...

[Mouldcube]

...Petey pirana because...

[Snicklin]

...he stole Falco's...

[Mouldcube]

...wife watch, and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Looked at Krystal his...

[StinkomanFan]

gun power'd...

[Mouldcube]

...save file, twice, then...

[StinkomanFan]

destroys...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...a...

[Mouldcube]

..copy of...

[Ray-The-Sun]

... a ...

[Mouldcube]

...game called...

[StinkomanFan]

Mario.

[Ray-The-Sun]

And then Krystal shoots...

[Mouldcube]

...a penguin, then we finally go on a journey to do something, just to make a plotline. we journey to...

[StinkomanFan]

Your local Walmart

[Ray-The-Sun]

...because...

[Mouldcube]

...it sells...

[StinkomanFan]

adventuring stuff. You find me in the book section where I was reading....

[Mouldcube]

...the stratagy guide to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

..."Krystal and her-" woops, Seen enough of that one *Smacks stinko*. I go into the weaponry section and find...

[Mouldcube]

...out how to give us all special attacks, Ray-The-Sun's is now...

[StinkomanFan]

Furry of the Storm.

[Mouldcube]

And mine is...

[StinkomanFan]

Cubism carnage

[Ray-The-Sun]

Falco's is Lightning tornado. Crushah's is...

[Mouldcube]

...Scream and run about, Tabuu's is...

[StinkomanFan]

his wing attack. I catch up to you and...

[Mouldcube]

...trip, falling into a convinient pool of lava, but you survive and become our rival, you form a team which includes...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Panther Caruso, Tingle, Pigma Gengar, Duon and Porky/Pokey.

[Mouldcube]

however, krystal realises she doesn't have a special attack yet, so her's is...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Glacial Shockwave.

[StinkomanFan]

I beg you to kill Tingle for me.....

[Ray-The-Sun]

We kill him, but he uses his "TINGLE... KOOLOO, LIM-PAH!" to revive, except 200x more annoying.

[Mouldcube]

You then...

[StinkomanFan]

Join you to attempt to rid the world of that annoying evil little....

[Ray-The-Sun]

Decide to find a piece of weaponry for every member of Red Fox (Like our new name?)

[StinkomanFan]

(Yes i do)

[Ray-The-Sun]

Krystal, Naturally gets her staff, Mould gets...

[StinkomanFan]

a Fire flower. I [having just joined your team] get....

[Mouldcube]

...a broken pen (those things HURT.), Ray-The-Sun ( I'm just going to call you RTS from now on.) gets...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Dual wielded Beam Swords (From Starfox) One red- And the other yellow with red highlits (Or something) Falco gets...

[Mouldcube]

...A huge great gigantic, astrinomical-sized rocket launcher...for some reason, crushah gets...

[StinkomanFan]

a rock. Pokey/Porkey gets a knife. After getting some supplies...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Fox decides he wants a weapon.

[Mouldcube]

And he gets a infinate supply of grapes, tabuu then gets...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Lasers.

[Mouldcube]

...and bob gets left out, as he was never let in in the first place.

[Ray-The-Sun]

We all decide to go and kill the "Legion of Nintendo Villains that might have sucked" because...

[Mouldcube]

...they all own...

[StinkomanFan]

Magic coffee (from EarthBound)

[Ray-The-Sun]

So we go into the Clayman filled dungeon of...

[Mouldcube]

...killalotofthings (don't ask) and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

We go there using...

[Mouldcube]

...our brilliant gardening skills, which cause...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Utter failure because Krystal comes from a planet THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE, Falco's too Brooklyn to give one, and I just suck anyway =P, So instead, We just use Whatever aerial transport we have which is...

[Mouldcube]

...me, and we go to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...The Dungeon, and when we get there we start Grinding WoW style (Aka Killing monsters over and Over for EXP/ITEMS). And then suddenly, on our 37th kill we get...

[Mouldcube]

...a website about...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Item collecting called....

[Mouldcube]

...www.hownottocollectitemsinanywayeverfullstop.tk , on this website, we put...
(that's not meant to be a link).

[Snicklin]

...a certain coding that allows any cyber monkeys to...

[Mouldcube]

...hack popular video games so everyone talks using words to do with...

[StinkomanFan]

Mr. Saturns. BOING!

[Mouldcube]

We then form an evil plan to...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Find and play all the copies of Starfox Assault (and then maybe any ither games) but before we can set off to perform this evil deed...

[HomsarGuy]

Of making someone play Shaq Fu which after that they...

[Ray-The-Sun]

Of making someone play Shaq Fu which after that they...

I don't think that makes too much sense =/

[Snicklin]

Of making someone play Shaq Fu which after that they...

...eat sushi, allowing them to shoot MSG out of their mouths. Meanwhile, Kirby goes into a coma after eating a whole...

[HomsarGuy]

I don't think that makes too much sense =/ It means making someone play Shaq Fu is a bad deed (since it is a horrible game).

[HomsarGuy]

bunch of Jorjy Frorts which it had...

[Snicklin]

...radioactive liquid in it, making Kirby transform...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...into (Wait for it) META KNIGHT (Who DIDN'T see that coming?) and then he decides to hunt down and kill...

[Snicklin]

...a bag of itching powder. Then it turns out this was all a hallucination, while Kirby was transforming into an enormous mutant puffball, with...

[ig0rpwnwEd]

...3 girlfriends...

[Snicklin]

...and a few spikes ascending from his back. He ravanges...

[Ray-The-Sun]

We all bought and customised arwings (Well, Aside from Fox, Falco and Krystal, who have the Arwing II, Sky claw and Cloud Runner respectively.)

[HomsarGuy]

...and a few spikes ascending from his back. He ravanges...To FCUSA where Strong Bad punches him into the comma he has because 1 of Kirbys girlfriends is 1 of SB's a million girfriends who happend to be...

[Snicklin]

...a broom with a drawing of a face on a piece of paper taped to it named...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...No-one because SB isn't a Nintendo character and he gets Falcon-Punch'd, Smart Bombed, Arwing Raided, and New-Year-Bombed all at the same time! (STICk. TO. NINTENDO. CHARACTERS.)

[Mouldcube]

And I get confused, and start to attack...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...a Dodongo (which is useless 'cuz you has no bombs!) And you get ultimately owned by it and you need to get revived by...

[StinkomanFan]

me and...

[Mouldcube]

...a pebble named...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Dwarf Bulboid, and he (since he is a miniscule monster from pimin) tries to eat the HP POTION OF...

[Mouldcube]

...MP-ness. after that we destroy him by showing him...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...An Orange Pikmin (According to the ending of Pikmin 1, it exists) and it vomits out it's insides and rips itself inside out, Revealing...

[StinkomanFan]

a new....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Bomb *Insert the Item-Get theme from LoZ or Starfox Adventures* it's the Anti-Anti-Anti-Gravity bomb! Which falls SIDEWAYS! We use this to...

[StinkomanFan]

Make guinie pigs....

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Explode, Making their entrails turn into...

[HomsarGuy]

whatsit...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Which then immediately turns into a Mushroom (Red) It gets eaten by...

[Snicklin]

...Trogdor! (He was in Smash Bros! Look here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vitCJjEU7_g)) Trogdor then burninates...

[Mouldcube]

...himself and dies. I comment on how useless that was and buy...

[Snicklin]

...Trogdor back to life. Kirby, still a giant mutant begins fights him, but the Burninator wins! Kirby then...

[Darkblade07]

gets mad and decides to make a team with all the kirby characters.There mission is to destroy every other video game charcter and become kings!!!But sense King D. is stupid he decides to...

[Snicklin]

...eat all of the other Kirby characters and...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Try to take down Red-Fox solo, Which ultimately fails because...

[Mouldcube]

...king D is fat. King D falls through the floor with his sheer fatness and lands on...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Giygas (Remember? From Earthbound and Mother!) Who dies because...

[Mouldcube]

...king D is fat. we all then laugh at king D's fatness until he gets concious about his weight and...

[StinkomanFan]

Beats up....

[Mouldcube]

...a hippo. the hippo becomes...

[Ray-The-Sun]

...Peach, The stupid Ugly idiot who always gets herself captured Mario's Girlfriend supposedly. And then Samus decided that PEACH MUST DIE because...