The most incredibly random dream you've ever had?

[Guy in a Box]

Alright, just wanted to post this without trying to bump another.

I remember one dream where I was going over to the local Damon's for a Halloween party (which is odd since I had this dream in November) and when I got at the door, I saw the famous Christian rock band Relient K. Then I decided to completely ditch the Halloween party and go to a random forest. I started walking aimlessly around the tree and then I got bit by a rattlesnake.
This is where it gets funny. Apparently, my brain didn't exactly know what a snake bite looked like, so it registered as a bleeding mosquito bite. :D
Anyway, I walked over to a tree, and it sprouted eyes, and turned into a werewolf. It started growling and roaring at me in short bursts of high-pitched rhythm.
It was my alarm clock.
I woke up.

And that's it. Anyone else got any dreams?

[Ray-The-Sun]

I dreamed there was a sequel to Cave Story where everyone goes back to the island and a version of Sue comes back from the future, or... Something

[StinkomanFan]

The one where I hunt rats/spiders/snakes for some stupid McDonalds-quality plastic toys.

[DaVince]

Cave Story sequel? That's not random enough!

I remember several dreams when I was younger where I would turn into some sort of novice Super-man and I was practicing how to fly. Sometimes the dreams were actually lucid dreams so I could try to concentrate more on flying - and it worked! Other times I instead fell right down into the water (often waking up).

I've had weirder dreams... Vaguely remember having a nightmare where the sky was completely black and huge Space Invaders-like ships came down (really huge, TV-pixellated like). Everything flashed like crazy and for some reason the dream was really scary because of all this.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Ness threw a hamburger at me and it turned into a bazooka and fired Duster's wig at me. I seriously need to stop playing those games for a while.

[ig0rpwnwEd]

I had a dream about Twelfth Night being performed by some cartoon characters I made. Male creatures playing girls acting like men.

[Guy in a Box]

My dream is basically the reason why I no longer eat a box of Milk Duds before I go to bed.

[Ray-The-Sun]

I dreamed that I was Balrog. 'Nuff said.
Also; Huzzah!
http://www.miraigamer.net/forums/images/balrog1.gif

[Maxilyah]

One time I dreamed that Sam, Max, and I were all secret spy-things in this virtual reality place.
And I can't really describe in words what happened. But it was a really cool dream...

[Shwoo]

Last night I dreamed that Lanky Kong and the grown up version of Tiny Kong were going to get married in Chrono Cross, which appeared to be Chrono Trigger with different maps. The reason I switched to playing as Lanky was because I found a blue golden banana and only he can pick up blue bananas.

I think I might have overdone it on the Chrono Trigger and Donkey Kong 64.

[Ray-The-Sun]

All I can say (You know why) is Sally and Bunnie.

Oh god, I've watched too much SatAM.

[Shauntron]

The other night I dreamed I had to climb a mountain-sized pile of drum sets to get to my buddy's house. Try to decode that one.

[TrogLlama]

All I can say (You know why) is Sally and Bunnie.

Oh god, I've watched too much SatAM.
Man.
First there was the guy on the other forum who though HoYay between Pokemon was 'cute' and now this.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Man.
First there was the guy on the other forum who though HoYay between Pokemon was 'cute' and now this.

Well Excuuuuuuuuse ME Princess, It's not like I can control my Subconcious is it?

[TrogLlama]

Well Excuuuuuuuuse ME Princess, It's not like I can control my Subconcious is it?
Discipline.
Discipline and lots of sugar.
Worked for me.

[Maxilyah]

Discipline.
Discipline and lots of sugar.
Worked for me.

Yeah, but we're not in the military, and obviously we don't need to control our subconcious, so why bother?

[DaVince]

Okay folks, I just woke up and immediately went to type this.
I dreamt I was at a small beach together with my family. However, for some reason, Max was also there and he kept making these crazy, witty remarks. Anyway, we were swimming close to the shore, close to a bridge, and my grandma - who was apparently there and sitting in a beach chair - told us that we should get out of the water if we see any huge fish, because it could be dangerous.

A little while later I was standing on the bridge above the water, when I saw this humongous carp (say about 4 meters). I was apparently the only one who could see it well, so I shone my flashlight at it and people were all surprised about its size.

The huge fish keps going in circles in a certain spot of the water, so I decided to jump in and see what it would do if I got in its way. It wouldn't quite be able to eat me because I am about a bit too large for that, I thought. The fish approached.

I think my subconcious didn't think of me jumping in the water or something, because as soon as the fish tried to eat me in one gulp everything got blank. I decided to wake up at that point, and so I did.


Max made a whole slew of comments and remarks during all that, but I can't remember any. I think my dream might also have been mixed Dutch-English or something because my family AND Max were there (I'm Dutch).

[metalkombat]

I seem to have the strangest dreams when I'm sick and have a fever.

For example, I once dreamt that I was in my room, standing right next to my bed, but was about an inch tall. Also, the lights kept turning on and off, and once it got annoying enough, I began to cross the rough terrain of my carpeted bedroom. Once I reached the light switch and realized I couldn't reach it (being an inch tall), I woke up to find myself standing next to the light switch, turning it on and off. It was then turned on, and I spent a moment contemplating how to turn it off, did so after about a half-minute of thought, then went to bed.

Another time that I was sick, I dreamt of an indian girl rowing down a river in a canoe. I woke up and, for whatever reason, cried for about 10 minutes. Sickness likes to warp my mind, I suppose.

Even when I'm in my right mind, I have strange dreams. I once realized that I was dreaming, and had fun controlling my dream for a few minutes before I woke up. I ended up eating Jelly Belly's and flying above Manhattan, which was pretty nifty.

[Ray-The-Sun]

Similar thing happens to me.

At least it explains that dream where I was Chaco X.X

[DaVince]

I love lucid dreams.

[Armakuni]

I dreamt all the famous women in Hollywood came together for one big porn movie. It was great.
Not so random or weird, though.

[Guy in a Box]

Um...not asking.

*backs a few feet away from Armakuni*

[StinkomanFan]

I dreamt all the famous women in Hollywood came together for one big porn movie. It was great.
Not so random or weird, though.

At first i was like D:
But then I was like :eek:

[Shwoo]

Last night my dream kept changing. The ends kind of went like this:

Wait a minute, Corner Gas has nothing to do with Sam & Max.

Wait a minute, Aladdin wasn't a horror movie.

Wait a minute, that site didn't have ridiculously over the top propaganda accusing random people of being witches.

The middles were pretty weird too.

[Weeblerjake]

Never had any random dreams, but I had some weird sleepwalking stuff. Sleepwalking is VERY unusual for me, so one day I was startled to find my self with my shirt set out for that day on and my pants off.....

[yogurtmano86753090]

thats nothing.one time i sleepwalked and took a shower!

[Weeblerjake]

Well, I have a retainer I have to wear at night and all, so I always woke up with it somehow back in its case.

[Maratanos]

I've had a couple dreams where I've died. It tends to feel like getting hit by a brick wall.

[Shwoo]

I'm going to bump this topic because I just had a messed up Telltale related dream. Okay? Okay.

The sit was kind of messed up and full of vaguely threatening or mocking messages, and a trailer about the new game was put up. At first it appeared to be a Nightmare Before Christmas licence, for some reason, but then it turned out to be an original game about some multicoloured monster guys who live in a monster house. But they're good guys. I think.

I have the feeling that that concept has been done roughly five billion times, but what made the trailer stand out were more of the threatening/mocking messages, and the inexplicable use of the Donkey Kong Rap. Also, at one point in the trailer they were on a spaceship, causing many people to complain that it was a Star Trek ripoff, because Star Trek is the only media ever to set things in a spaceship.

I checked the Sam & Max forums, and someone had come up with the most intruiging topic my subconscious could devise, concerning whether Sama or Maxa was a better nickname. I gave this considerable thought, but was unable to decide upon a name. I wanted to tell the topic starter that, who was standing right in front of me, but I didn't have AIM on my new computer, so I couldn't.

I followed them to an office where they complained about the new game, and I said I liked it. I guess I woke up soon after that, and came to the conclusion that Sam-o is probably the best Sam nickname ever.

[Guy in a Box]

Dang it, you all have better imaginations than I do! D8

[someguyfromazoo]

I had a dream just today about keeping to serial killers out of my house. I haven't even played a Survival Horror game, or horror game in general. :confused:
It wasn't a nightmare either. Just running around locking doors with people looking at me. One was a guy with a trench coat and a western-style hat, two were wearing casual clothes. And randomly, THIS GUY popped up in my house.http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/847/847708/super-smash-bros-brawl-20080125113350860.jpg

[MarkDarin]

I had an odd dream the other night where my wife and I were being chased by Terminators (Who apparently had teamed up with Robo-Cops). I don't know why they were chasing us, but there was a secret way to mess up their programming, and that was to speak to them with a French accent. According to my dream, the Terminators were originally made in France and it was the French scientists that they originally rebelled against, so now, if you speak with a french accent around them it overloads their programming and disables their judgment chip, leaving them in a temporary state of confusion!

[Snicklin Mobile]

The most random (and somewhat disturbing) dream I had that I could remember is when I had a fever. My dream was of me taking a walk with my dad down a big street, and there were these houses made out of shapes, and they were pulsing like hearts. My dad pointed somewhere, probably at a house and said "It's Blinky!" And for some reason, I couldn't look at where my dad was pointing. Aaaaand that's all I can remember.

[iRock]

Oooh, OOOOH! I just had a REALLY good one the other night!

OK, so, my dad comes into my room at like, 10 PM, and says, "I'm gonna go get a smoothie. See you tomorrow." He then leaves in his car. Then, at midnight, a robber breaks into my house. I fly out of bed, somehow fully dressed, scream in hysterics, and hop in my dad's car...somehow. The Robber then jumps into an identical car, and before I flee the Robber in terror, I drive into my neighbor's house to collect a Super-Mario-Bros.-64-looking star. I then arrive at some shopping center (it looks like the city in Animal Crossing) at about 1 AM, but for some reason it's broad daylight. I then run over to my mom. "Mom, mom! I'm being chased by a robber!" "Oh, that's nice, honey." She then proceeded to go to the bathroom for about an hour. Then, I see a couple of my friends. I talk to them, and give one of my friend's seven-year-old brother a scooter out of the back of my dad's car. The kid rolls through a busy street and hits a sign on the other side, dying. Then, after I let the robber rob his version of my dad's car, says, "I need that bike." (he was referring to the scooter) and takes an identical scooter out of his car. Then, he rolls through traffic and is hit by several cars. "Good thing I took care of that robber!" I said to my friend, and he nodded and evaporated. Then, my mom comes back. "It's too bad you let him rob the car..." she said, but then I say, "But mom, all the money and cell phones (what?) are at home!" "Oh, good!" she says, and we drive off into the sunset at, like, two in the morning.

I'm a disturbed individual.

[DarkStar Runner]

Well, besides the one were Trogdor totally swallowed Homestar whole and totally made my day, and those other violent dreams...there was this one time I was bungee jumping inside my dad....Uh...The ones where I can fly...

Hmm..as random as my dreams usually are, wait, hang on... from other forums...

"Last night, I had a dream that I went to my Field trip coming up in January/February (not telling where) And it was awesome...

Then, one of my friends took off in a rocket to space. I wanted to go too, so I got in a space pod and sent myself to space. And then something else happened...some sort of fight... "

And

"Actually, I've died in a dream by this freaky girl that would grab on to you. You would go dizzy a few times, then died. I was brave enough to use myself as a test to see how it really felt. I died, and woke up as a clone of myself. I was like, " but, I wasn't supposed to die"

Then I had a big Dramatic, "NOOOOOOO!!!"
And my dad was cradeling the real me in his arms, then I sent out to kill the thing that took my life.....

Oh, this was only th middle of my dream, BTW... "

And...

"There are sometimes, when I'm younger, I'll go to this placce, then a couple years later, in a different dream, I'll go to the same place again. It's ahappened a few times.

About flying, It was awesome. I was at my school, and I like chanted some words, then I lifted above the fround, and I could fly on my own will, if you know what I mean.

I used to have lucid dreams alot. Like, there was this one time I was in this torture chamber, and some girl was filing my nails( yeah, weird, I know) and I was like, "Be careful, I can feel things in my dream."

I had a lucid part in my dream a couple nights ago. I kept trying to imagine...something...well, SB eating me (please don't ask. ya'll should know why) But It wouldn't happen. I became sad"

And "Last night I dreampt about having a 6th finger on my right hand. I could barely control it, though. "
And uh..http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1293/1253470275_08a0825c20.jpg

[Darkblade07]

When i was younger i dreamt that my grandmother died and we were all at the funeral
The casket started rattling and it quickly opened and my grandmother said, Hey, I was only
sleeping.After that she stepped out of the casket and every body was greeting her when
she all of the sudden bit someone in the neck.They screamed and died, and that was the end

[someguyfromazoo]

I rarely remember dreams, but I have remembered a few. I once watched a claymation Halloween film, and my dream that night was me in Pajamas being carried around my room unconscious by Claymation bats. I also had a dream of being in a sandbox, and my father pointed to somewhere. I looked, and say a train heading for me. Might have a lot to do with the fact I had it when I could hear trains while I was trying to sleep... On the sleepwalking thing, my dad has a story where he was watching TV with his dad, and one of his two-three brothers (Don't know if he was born yet, my dad was a triplet.) was opening cabinets while asleep. When my grandpa asked what he was doing. He said "I'm looking for the place", my grandpa asked what place. My Uncle replied "The place with the net, and the pink string!" One of my Uncles also sleep walked to a friends house in the middle of the night, my grandpa asked where he was going. He was in his pajamas in the middle of the road, and he replied "TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE!"
Seems sleepwalking/sleep-talking is common in the family.

[Snicklin Mobile]

Oooh, OOOOH! I just had a REALLY good one the other night!

OK, so, my dad comes into my room at like, 10 PM, and says, "I'm gonna go get a smoothie. See you tomorrow." He then leaves in his car. Then, at midnight, a robber breaks into my house. I fly out of bed, somehow fully dressed, scream in hysterics, and hop in my dad's car...somehow. The Robber then jumps into an identical car, and before I flee the Robber in terror, I drive into my neighbor's house to collect a Super-Mario-Bros.-64-looking star. I then arrive at some shopping center (it looks like the city in Animal Crossing) at about 1 AM, but for some reason it's broad daylight. I then run over to my mom. "Mom, mom! I'm being chased by a robber!" "Oh, that's nice, honey." She then proceeded to go to the bathroom for about an hour. Then, I see a couple of my friends. I talk to them, and give one of my friend's seven-year-old brother a scooter out of the back of my dad's car. The kid rolls through a busy street and hits a sign on the other side, dying. Then, after I let the robber rob his version of my dad's car, says, "I need that bike." (he was referring to the scooter) and takes an identical scooter out of his car. Then, he rolls through traffic and is hit by several cars. "Good thing I took care of that robber!" I said to my friend, and he nodded and evaporated. Then, my mom comes back. "It's too bad you let him rob the car..." she said, but then I say, "But mom, all the money and cell phones (what?) are at home!" "Oh, good!" she says, and we drive off into the sunset at, like, two in the morning.

I'm a disturbed individual.

That was hilarious.

[Guy in a Box]

I just had a dream last night where I was waking up from a dream, but still in a dream. I started walking around the house, and then I woke up from another dream, and was still in my dream. After about seven times where I woke up from dreams, I finally woke up for real to my alarm going off.

Yeah, fun stuff.

[Weeblerjake]

Once I had some dream where I was at some random YMCA. There were about a million life sized Barbie dolls...... they tied me up and pushed me in the pool. I got loose and ran away somehow.

[Gman5852]

I had a dream where my pet cat jumped into a tv and turned into baby luigi. I had to rescue him from that one snotty boy from barnyard.

Or a long time ago, I had a dream where Grim from Billy and Mandy was turning everyone into a zombie and was after me for some reason. He would either not find me or I'd outrun him during that dream. I woke up when he finally captured me.

[Guy in a Box]

Sorry for bumping, but I just had a good random one last night, and this time, it wasn't candy-induced.

I dreamt I was playing Super Mario Galaxy and was at the final boss battle. Then suddenly, somehow, Bowser magically turned into Wario. Then Wario cast a magic spell to lure all seeds in the universe to him, and they turned into "transmogrifiers", which were little seeds with clear drops of water underneath. I then had to fight Plant Wario, who could use plant breath on me (seriously, this wasn't candy-induced), and could shoot out Akira-esque planty tentacles at my face. I died in the game, got a game over, and woke up.

[WDeranged]

My last dream was about having some kind of skin eating disease in my belly button, the one before that involved the mercy killing of four or five cats...at least I think it was mercy, dreams huh? :eek:

[StrongBadinator]

Oddly enough, it's summer vacation and I had a dream about school. I went to school without a shirt on, but none of my teachers seemed to notice. I didn't even notice. My last hour teacher pointed it out to me, but then she started yelling and saying stuff like; "iF YOU DONT GET A SHiRT ON RIGHT NOW, YOULL NEED TO LEAVE MY ROOM!!" so I walked out of the room, but then this hobo-looking guy walked up to me and was like: "hey, dawg! U wanna taco? How 'bout 2? I'm gonna go get myself some pineapple French fries." then he opened up a locker and locked himself in. I knew that we'd be getting homework, so I went to my locker to put my swe at shirt on, but there was this large hole in front of it. Then a janitor walked up to me and told me to be careful near that hole. Immidietly after telling me, he shoved me into the hole.

Then I woke up. that janitor was mean.

[someguyfromazoo]

I had this dream here I was in the air in some big-ass tent. There was this bird on my back flapping it's wings, and firing oval shaped hings out of it's mouth a this big balloon animal. The Animal was firing beach balls at us, and there were punching bags coming out of the ground. There was some strange music playing too... how'd it go? Oh yeah!
Da du da du da du dadadum, diidlelelelelelel dunna dunna dunna dun, dunna dunna na na, dunna dunna dunna dunnna dun NA...
I swear I've heard it somewhere before...

[xheatherx]

I once had a dream where I was Elton John and I was playing a piano concert for the queen but then the lid fell onto my fingers and I woke up sitting bolt upright and screaming lol :D

[Astro Gnocci]

Not a dream of mine, but a friend told me she once dreamed that Darth Vader rang her grandmother's bell to give her a bus card.

[Gman5852]

I just recently had a dream where I woke up and had to go brush my teeth, when I opened the door to my bathroom, a dinasaur attacked me, when I woke up, mario and luigi was there attacking the dinasaur, then I woke up again and they were tapdancing, after about the 20th time, I finally woke up, but was thinking I was still in the dream.

[DarkStar Runner]

Let's see if I can remember....

Couple days ago, I had a dream of a mabinogi type dream...at least...that's how it started... Near the end of the dream, Luke was flying on a Penguin through the streets of London while a 100-ft tall Layton rampaged the city, with Don Paolo in his stomach watching all the carnage on a handheld television, wishing he were out there instead of inside Layton...

BEST. DREAM. EVER.

[Astro Gnocci]

Not so funny or random in itself, but i once dreamed i was messing around on my laptop in my student room.
I then woke up and realized i was late for a class. I started for the door, stopped, thought "wait, i'm forgetting my laptop' and started searching for it. I took me maybe two minutes to remember that i DONT own a laptop :eek:

[TOAST]

I had a dream where there was this one green stick man stuck in a box, then suddenly, he exploded, and then there was two stick men, then they exploded again and there was 4, then eight, then sixteen, then suddenly they all formed into one giant purple stick man and burst out of its box and started squishing miniature stick versions of my dog. He started yelping and I woke up, the yelping was actually my sister stubbing her toe on a couch! :P