Ripoffs

[deadlinejon]

this game is to see who can utterly copy anothers post. oh, and if you want, post any ripoffs you found online here as well. ill start


"this cheese is good"

[metalkombat]

"This cheese is good... er!"

(I'm assuming the idea is to not just copy the last part of the post above you, but to alter it in a very obvious way.)

I think this drink coaster is staring at me.

[deadlinejon]

the point of it is to copy the ENTIRE quote. so try again.

[metalkombat]

"this cheese is good"

So... copy your quote, and make it look like I said it? :confused:

Anyways....

"I have a hard time adjusting to your sick and twisted way of life."

[deadlinejon]

[QUOTE=metalkombat;117976]So... copy your quote, and make it look like I said it? :confused:
QUOTE]

exactly.

[deadlinejon]

"i have a difficult time getting used to your weird and warped way of life"

mine is,
"if you eat a webcam, what coulour is your crap?

[Darkblade07]

"if ya eat uh Computer camruh, wussuh the hue of ya poo"

"when life getsya down, eat a whole lot more lemons"

[Snicklin]

"All purpose solution: Eat lemons"

"Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it all...

...and then some you don't want."

[metalkombat]

Wishing for stuff is freakin' sweet! I wished for a bunch of random crap, and it suddenly appeared on my doorstep, along with some other wicked awesome things that I hadn't even thought of asking for!

At the tone, the time will be 6:45 PM. *BEEP*

[StinkomanFan]

In a beep, the moment will change. *BLEEP*

"Wait, so I'm not gonna die?"

[deadlinejon]

hold on, im not gonna go to enternal sleep?

wow! a coffe shop!

[Snicklin]

I'm tired. I think I'll go grab a pick-me-up.

Dad, I think I want to join the Military.

[metalkombat]

Father, lately I've been wondering what I will do with my life. Shall I go the route of the losers, working at McDonalds or the local Pick'N'Save for the rest of my life? Or should I perhaps become a dignified businessman, attending college and applying for a high-paying job? Or should I just give up all hope now and become a dirt-of-the-earth hobo? I sat, and thought, and thought a bit more, and then came to a solution. You see, I discovered that, more than anything, I want to serve my country and make it a better place for other people. That is why I'm considering joining the military.

Like, um, wow.

[Snicklin Mobile]

That was awesome!

I ate cereal for breakfast this morning.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

I consumed cereal to break my fast this morning.

Foppies are pink and Fobbies are borange.

[Mouldcube]

some random words that probably don't make sense at all.

"crayons? anyone want crayons? here, have some crayons. TAKE THESE CRAYONS NOW! yay, I sold some crayons...wait, where's my money?"

[Snicklin]

"Take these crayons or you will die!"

"How many people here have unintentionally pushed a door that said 'pull' in big, red letters?"

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"How many people here have unintentionally pulled a door that said 'push' in big, red letters?"
This is Mr Hedgehog. He is my only friend.

[Snicklin]

Hi, I'm Sixteen-Bit Mario, and I DON'T have a critical case of psychosis.

I wonder what's for dinner?

[deadlinejon]

oh boy! im so hungry, i could eat a oktorak!

because one cd-i quote deserves another one.

[Snicklin]

http://fc30.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/181/2/3/MAH_BOI_Wallpaper_by_sonic_VNN.jpg

"What? I ate a big mac with fries, and all of the sudden I have cancer?!"

[Guy in a Box]

O MY GAWD JIENT PIKCHER

"Wow, that was good McDonald's food, and I'm already very close to dying!"

All the cops in the donut shop say, "Whey-oh-whey-oh-whey-oh-oh".

[Snicklin]

"Alright, alright. I do have psychosis. But don't rub it in!"

"Who ate all of my secret twinkies?!"

[metalkombat]

Aw... I was hoping to eat those prehistoric pastries...

Look behind you!

[Snicklin]

"Whazzat!"

"I'm off on an epic quest to find the bathroom. Wish me luck."

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"I'm off on an epic quest to find the terlet. Wish me luck."
My name is 16_Bit, and I'm fairly certain I have OCD.

[Guy in a Box]

My name is Inigo Montoya, and I'm fairly certain I have to kill you.

The spoons go in the spoon drawer, and the forks go in the fork drawer.

[Snicklin Mobile]

My name is 16_Bit, and I'm fairly certain I have psychosis.

April Fools!

[metalkombat]

Hey, I heard they named April Fools after you. April Fools!

I just don't think you would understand.

[Snicklin]

"Oh my gosh! You don't know about it?"

"You're a facewich and blow up your house."

[Ray-The-Sun]

"Go make your house asplo, You facewhich."

'Loids are not Christmas, Fobbies are Borange, and um... Trees are from my Youth?'

[StinkomanFan]

'Ninten is ain't Kwanzaa, Foppies are Plurple, or um... Plants is being my childhood!'

Everybody stutters one way or the other.

[Snicklin Mobile]

"Everybody's a retard!"

"I ate your toilet!"

[Ray-The-Sun]

"I required your toilet for srs nomnoms"

'nomnomnom I sure do love the trout fish nomnomnom'

[Darkblade07]

Yum,Yum,Yum....This fishy thing is a tasty treatness, man

I'll make all you sound like stupid hicks

[Ray-The-Sun]

Ima gon make you sound dumb.

"Ima hit it... with... my hand..."

[StinkomanFan]

"I'm going to attack him... using... my wrist..."

"Gary Coleman Hotplates! You should buy them!"

[Snicklin]

"Those look good."

"I want the Orange Box for Christmas!"

[Guy in a Box]

"Can't someone tell me what Christmas is all about?"

He said "Noo! I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did.

[Snicklin]

"What? I had to take it out on someone."

"I want to be an engineer, of anything."

[metalkombat]

Let's build something.

Mail time!

[deadlinejon]

time to see what junk mail i got today.

i reccomend sonic spinball for sega genisis.

[Ray-The-Sun]

"Sonic Spinball. Now."

"I'm burning Fobbies are Borange onto CD- I'm at Episode 20 and with 3 discs so far."

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"I'm burning Loids are not Christmas onto DVD- I'm at Episode 2,000 and with 72 discs so far."
"And the city will look up at me and shout 'Get down from there, you idiot!', and I will look down and whisper 'SHUT YUH TRAP, WHIPPASHNAPPAS'."

[Mouldcube]

"I'm old, I'm high up, and I'm hated, what more could I want?"

"I'm sure I took a left turn at the dead end...who's that cactus staring at?"

[metalkombat]

After driving off the road at a dead end, I suffered a bit of brain damage, causing me to get into a fist fight with a cactus over who looked at whom first. That didn't end well.

Hey, guys! Miss me?

[Mouldcube]

guys! guys! did you think I was dead?

"now where did I put those matching toothpicks?"

[metalkombat]

Gah, I thought I put those completely identical toothpicks right here! *grumble*

Cleanup on aisle 7.

[Mouldcube]

Eww, what did I just step in? I thought these aisle 7 cleaners were better than this...

"I'll take two sacks and a hammock."

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

"Something that could be interpreted VERY badly."
"We're out of cheese AGAIN."

[Mouldcube]

"Why, why do you keep eating the cheddar?"

"I'm about to head to the top of that huge building behind me, see if you can catch me."

[metalkombat]

*zoom-zoom*

I'm going to press this big red button and assume that nothing is going to go wrong. I mean, does pushing a big red button ever lead to disaster?

[StinkomanFan]

I'm going to kill us all

How can angels dance on the head of a pin?

[Guy in a Box]

Well, they're already dead. Let's just put them through some physical torture!

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

[metalkombat]

Doctor! Is there nothing I can take, I said, Doctor! To relieve this bellyachin'?

*ring* *ring* *rin-* Is someone going to get that?!

[StinkomanFan]

Hey Mary! Get the phone will ya?

How can you build a city on rock and roll?

[Darkblade07]

Is it possible to construct a government based solidly on Upbeat Music with amplified instruments and high pitched singers?

A penny saved is a penny earned

[deadlinejon]

give and get

WARGLEGARBLE l

[StinkomanFan]

I say.

"Not surprisingly canoe races were canceled."

[Maxilyah]

"Oh my God! They killed canoes!"

"Look! Look! It's a fedora!"

[Mouldcube]

"I believe I see some sort of hat"

"I cannot believe the price of these lasers...everyone wants them, so why make it so no-one can afford them?"

[Ray-The-Sun]

"Lazors = Expensive. Simple as."

"Hmm... I guess Jeff would be a weasel or something..."

[metalkombat]

Jeff is a weasel.
Well, I guess he might not be.
His shape is quite vague...

Syntax error.

[Ray-The-Sun]

ERR0R. D0ES N0T C0MPUTE. SH00T MR HARDDRIVE FR0ZE = REB00T. SCANNING... L0ADING CONVERTER... I C0MPUTER INSERT GIRDER.

'Sue is sooo cuuuute!'

[metalkombat]

......What?! Huh? No! No, I wasn't.... I wasn't looking at Sue! No, I was... ah..... looking at.... the wall.... behind her. Really. I have absolutely no reason to look at Sue. I mean, it's not like she's cute... or nice.... or laughs at my jokes.... *stares at Sue*

Was that completely necessary?

[Ray-The-Sun]

Whatever that was, I doubt it was necessary. Although to answer your question, YES.

"I woke up at 9AM, Which isn't surprising until you learn that I fell asleep at 6:30AM." (True Story)

[Guy in a Box]

"I'm more of a nightlife person me'self."

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

[metalkombat]

A, E, I, O, or U, please.

I'm sorry, sir, but tickets to that concert were sold out a week ago. Might I interest you in one of our other, equally interesting upcoming shows?

[StinkomanFan]

I just bought the last ticket. So suck it!

So..... you like knock knock jokes?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Do you, perhaps, take delight in the occasional "knock-knock" joke?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Wait... On second thought, don't do anything I would do.

[Darkblade07]

LIKE,DUNT DO NUTHIN 16_BitMario wan't do...Ne'er Mind, do everything 16_bitmario wouldn't do

Quarters are dollers

[Awesomepantsman]

A little bit of money is a slightly bigger bit of money, except there's a bit more of it.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You strikingly resemble a cow, therefore I find it quite fitting that you should fight as though you were one.
It's been a long time, Buzz Buzz.

[Guy in a Box]

What took you so long, Lightyear?

Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way.

[StinkomanFan]

Are we their yet?

Sign of the Gyspy Queen, that do things she'll never mean.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Gypsy left a sign up. Whoa, this thing says things she would NEVER mean.
This guy is so cool! But, we're talking like, mid-1980s cool.

[Darkblade07]

He's awsome.but a different era of awsome

in this corner we have El Burrito Loco and in this corner El Pedo Rojo

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Here's the Crazy Burrito, and here we have the Flaming Fart. [I don't speak Spanish very well]
*BUUURRRRP* Ugh, I need to stop drinking so much soda right before bed.

[Darkblade07]

*BLAAARGGGGHHH* Ugh, I need to stop firing my lazer right before bed....(Also, its the red fart)

monkey chunky food is overly delicous

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

chunky monkey food is pretty good, actually
I am dominating Forum Games!! MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA!!!!

[deadlinejon]

I am taking over something colpleatley useless, lolololoolololololI RPRT U FG.

WHERES MY REMOTE? even though im in the tv, i should be able to find the stupid remote...

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

WHERES MY WII-MOTE? even though im in the Homebrew Channel, i should be able to find the stupid controller...
That didn't get changed a whole lot.

[Guy in a Box]

I post a lot here, and my postcount STILL doesn't go up!

Luke, I am your father.

[Mouldcube]

Luke, I am your father's brother's son's uncle.

I thought I could make that longer...but...well...no.

[deadlinejon]

i could make that longer, but im a lazy jerk.

omg lolcats

[metalkombat]

roflcoptercats

Aim for perfection!

[Maxilyah]

If you can't be perfect, then you suck!

What is "fun"?

[Guy in a Box]

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere at any time at all down here in the deep blue sea!

Why so serious?

[metalkombat]

Turn that frown upside down, mister! Tomorrow's a brand new day! ...ice cream!

See spot run.

[StinkomanFan]

I hate that dog.

Mi-a-he! Mi-a-ho! Mi-a-ha-ha!

[Ray-The-Sun]

HUZZAH!

"I'm proud of being obssessed with Cave Story and in paticular, Sue"

[deadlinejon]

loooooooooooooooooooooool cave story otaku

woaaaaaaaaaaaaah colourz.

[metalkombat]

Red, blue, yellow, and any combination of the three.

Hello, world!

[deadlinejon]

Hi.

oh darn, antirikurox is back. we just dont see him.

[strongbad14]

oh no some guy i can't see.




uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummm

[metalkombat]

I'm going to make an unintelligent noise to cover the fact that I'm no exactly sure what word to use next in my sentence. Of course, now I look a fool for both sounding like an idiot and having a limited vocabulary.

What is this?! I ordered a lemon slice with this water, not a lemon wedge!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Excuse me, waiter. You seem to have given me a lemon wedge with my water, though I believe I ordered a lemon slice. If you could please replace this for me, that would be greatly appreciated.
Bill Nye the Science Guy. (Inertia is a property of matter)