The do Whatever Random Thought that Pops Into your Head Adventure

[Snicklin]

You knows the rules!

I'm not gonna use any pictures in this one, okay? This is just a time killer.

You start in a room. There is a locked door, a block, and a car engine.

What do you do?

[SidGarcia]

>Start car engine

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Turn into the moon and buy some bubble gum, using only 7-year-old monkeys from Austria as currency

[Snicklin]

>Turn into the moon and buy some bubble gum, using only 7-year-old monkeys from Austria as currency

You accidentally blow up the Earth and die. Let's try that again.

>Start car engine

You start the engine, and it begins to hover in midair! What now?

[Rather Dashing]

You start the engine, and it begins to hover in midair! What now?
>Use block on engine

[Snicklin]

You broke it now. Oh well.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

>Go back in time to stop yourself from failing that math quiz breaking the engine

[Snicklin]

How will you do that?

The engine is broken into metal parts. Rearranging the motor might get you somewhere.

[Guy in a Box]

>Eat block in its entirety

[pizzapuma]

eat key, google earth me, see what house you are in, and throw bombs at paperboy.

[metalkombat]

>Throw metal parts at locked door.

[Snicklin]

>Eat block in its entirety

You are now composed of cement.

[Darkblade07]

>use cement to break a hole in burger king so you can get free cheese burgers

[StrongBadinator]

Run into locked door. You are made of cement.

[Snicklin]

>use cement to break a hole in burger king so you can get free cheese burgers

Yay! Free cheeseburgers!

Now what?

[Guy in a Box]

>Eat free cheeseburgers until you get a stroke

[Snicklin]

You wake up in Cuba. You see a guy in a beanie cap, and he claims to have saved your life.

[StinkomanFan]

>Ask man for cigar and say "I'm thankful."

[Snicklin]

The Guy in a Beanie Cap has joined your group.

[metalkombat]

>Steal Guy's Beanie Cap. Don't wear it, though. Just throw it somewhere inconvenient, like a tree, or a bottomless pit.

[splash1]

>Earth bend the Earth to make a nice platform for you to sit on

[Mouldcube]

> throw baby.
> give sam some orange juice.
> do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.
> get eaten by a dog.
> be busy counting all the thoughts that come out of my head.
> shout at a bus.
> get EVIL GUY.
> ban the >'s.
> something else.
> buy a dandilion clock.
> break it.
> blah.
> umm...I give up.
> and finally...teleport to the nearest bank.

[splash1]

>Give sam some orange juice.

WOOOOOOO! YES! You rock! :D

[Snicklin]

> throw baby.
> give sam some orange juice.
> do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.
> get eaten by a dog.
> be busy counting all the thoughts that come out of my head.
> shout at a bus.
> get EVIL GUY.
> ban the >'s.
> something else.
> buy a dandilion clock.
> break it.
> blah.
> umm...I give up.
> and finally...teleport to the nearest bank.

You wake up in a mirrored California with Woodstock and the Guy in a Beanie, who are both in your team, now.

[Guy in a Box]

> Force feed Woodstock to Guy in a Beanie

[Snicklin]

He says it was a good meal, and takes a nap.

[splash1]

>Make him suffer for his beanieness!

[SidGarcia]

>Take Guy out of Beanie
>Make him vomit the Good Meal

>die lol

[StrongBadinator]

-scream until he wakes up.

[metalkombat]

>Take back nap.

(Name that semi-obscure nonclarified reference!)

[Snicklin]

>Take back nap.

(Name that semi-obscure nonclarified reference!)

Aah... that was a nice nap.

[Maxilyah]

> Eat theGuy's beanie...
Or
> Shout nonsensical phrases at random pedestrians.

[splash1]

>Wonder why you hate the Guy in the Beanie

[Mouldcube]

> pay the nearest person to punch you in the face, then blame someone else.

[Snicklin]

Now the person who punched you in the face is in court for assault of an innocent pedestrian, and you are one of the witnesses at the court.

[StinkomanFan]

>"I didn't see anything"

[Guy in a Box]

> Talk to yourself out loud

[Snicklin]

>"I didn't see anything"

He's in jail, now. Should you tell him you're sorry for all of this and bail him out?

[splash1]

And end up in him trying to strangle you? No!

>Go to Italy

[Mouldcube]

> make sure that he's getting a life sentence...
...
...
...by which I mean kill him...
...
...
...because then he wont have got out in his lifetime...
...
...
...I'll shut up now.

[Snicklin]

And end up in him trying to strangle you? No!

>Go to Italy

You are now in Italy. You are in a fancy hotel. There is a pitch fork, a door, and a fancy vase.

Now what?

[Guy in a Box]

> Throw pitch fork into fancy vase

[Snicklin]

Now it's broken.

The guards are on their way to escort you out of the building. Think fast!

[Weeblerjake]

pull gun out of hammerspace

[Snicklin]

There is no hammerspace.

[splash1]

>Ask Guy in Beanie for help

[Mouldcube]

> blame the guards for breaking it, and tell them they should be ashamed, then, while they're ashamed, RUN FOR IT!!!

[Snicklin]

> blame the guards for breaking it, and tell them they should be ashamed, then, while they're ashamed, RUN FOR IT!!!

Now you're out on the street.

[splash1]

>Jump in the canals

[Snicklin]

You are now hiding from the guards. Unfortunately the Guy in a Beanie didn't have time to hide and got taken away by the guards.

[Guy in a Box]

> Suck up a some sea air.

[Snicklin]

You have drowned. You wake up in a little underwater cave, with some stalagmites hanging from the ceiling. What now?

[Guy in a Box]

> wonder how the hell you were able to drown and yet still stay alive.

[Snicklin]

You only blacked out from drowning.

[Guy in a Box]

> white out from drowning

[Snicklin]

Suez Sailor Vom has joined your team.

[Mouldcube]

> ask a stalagmite to join you.

[strobro]

kick a salagmite and tell it that it's all it's fault that I drowned and guy in a beenie got arrested. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!='(

[Snicklin Mobile]

What a waste of time! You should probably save the Guy in a Beanie, first thing.

[splash1]

>Go crazy AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[Mouldcube]

> sell some crayons to Suez Sailor Vom.

[Snicklin Mobile]

> sell some crayons to Suez Sailor Vom.

Suez Sailor Vom drew a ship with said crayons.

[Mouldcube]

> fold the paper he drew it on into a paper boat and try to sail away in it.

[Snicklin Mobile]

He drew it on a wall.

[Guy in a Box]

> Defy the laws of physics and fold the wall into a buoyant wall boat

[Snicklin]

You now have a stone boat. It sinks to the bottom of the ocean as soon as you put it in the water, unfortunately.

[Guy in a Box]

>Haul out the dead weights

[Snicklin]

Yep, that is one dead weight. What to do with it?

[Guy in a Box]

>Throw overboard to lighten the ship's weight

[Snicklin]

The ship is now lighter, and floats into space.

[metalkombat]

>Steer towards the nearest black hole.

[Snicklin]

You aren't in the boat.

[Guy in a Box]

> Get in the boat, then!

[Snicklin Mobile]

You float to Mars.

[Mouldcube]

> eat it (mars that is)

[Snicklin]

You now have high cholesterol.

[Mouldcube]

> use it to somehow take over saturn.

[Snicklin]

You now are the ruler of Saturn. The natives of Saturn fear you because of your high cholesterol.

[metalkombat]

>Share your wealth of cholesterol with your minions, reassuring them that there is nothing to fear.

[Snicklin]

They now respect you as a friend and a ruler.

[StinkomanFan]

>Go enslave a country

[pizzapuma]

>eat key!

[Snicklin Mobile]

>eat key!

That was pointless.

[Guy in a Box]

> put point on pointless object

[Snicklin]

You only did the act of pointlessness. There is no object based on it.

[Guy in a Box]

> eat the act of pointlessness

[Snicklin]

You in yourself are now pointless.

[Guy in a Box]

> Try to will yourself back into reality on Saturn

[Snicklin]

You are now in an alternate reality. There is a small locked door, a pot, a Jungledyret Hugo plush doll, and some jumper cables. There is also an Old Man in a Muumuu. He says you must go and find an orb that will restore reality. You should probably listen to him.

[Guy in a Box]

> Ask him why the hell he's wearing a muumuu

[Snicklin]

He says he would not like to discuss it at the moment.

[splash1]

>Will yourself and the old guy back to your world

[metalkombat]

>Climb in pot and roll down any nearby hills.

[Guy in a Box]

> Listen to old man, then use jumper cables on old man's muumuu and tongue

[Mouldcube]

> check what shape the pot is, and if it's round, find some paint to paint it like an orb.

[Snicklin]

> Listen to old man, then use jumper cables on old man's muumuu and tongue

He is not moving.

[StinkomanFan]

>Preform funeral for old man

[pizzapuma]

>do the hokey pokey and throw man off planet

[Snicklin]

>do the hokey pokey and throw man off planet

Is that you, Antirikuroux? If so, I'm fine with that. Just try not to get banned this time.

Anyways, the guy's dead, now. Which sucks, because you needed him to give you hints along the way.

[Guy in a Box]

> perform ancient seance to bring dead man back to life

(and if that is antirikurox, then please don't spam me with personal messages. Thank you.)

[Snicklin]

Maybe you can just go get the mystical orb to bring you back to reality.

Again, there is a small locked door, a pot, a Jungledyret Hugo plush doll, and some jumper cables.

[Guy in a Box]

> put jumper cables on door to melt knob off, then break down door, cop-style, holding the pot like a gun

[SidGarcia]

>Tear apart Jungledyret Hugo plush doll while saying "This is what you get for ruining my childhood!" (I really hated the show!)

[Snicklin Mobile]

>Tear apart Jungledyret Hugo plush doll while saying "This is what you get for ruining my childhood!" (I really hated the show!)

You feel great for doing that, but you feel guilty at the same time.

[StinkomanFan]

>Be a man and discuss your feelings to man with Cuban guy

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

EDIT: NO, I WASN'T TWO PAGES BACK

>Hit the door repeatedly with the pot

[the_napoleon]

>Don't be a jerk and discuss the topic of glass.

[Snicklin Mobile]

EDIT: NO, I WASN'T TWO PAGES BACK

>Hit the door repeatedly with the pot

It is now open.

[StinkomanFan]

>Go see a therapist.

[Guy in a Box]

>jump out the door holding the pot like a gun and shouting NOBODY MOVE!!!!!

[Mouldcube]

> invent an automatic dog walker...which is just a catapult...

[Snicklin]

>jump out the door holding the pot like a gun and shouting NOBODY MOVE!!!!!

There is a cute little cartoon rabbit, who is now passed out, because you scared him.

[Mouldcube]

> pick him up and place him on some sort of ALTAR.

[Snicklin]

That didn't solve anything.

[metalkombat]

>Remove an appendage from the cartoon rabbit.

[Snicklin]

Before you do, he wakes up. He is frightened by you, and backs up to a corner.

[metalkombat]

>Feed him a bit of bread from an invisible pantry.

[Snicklin]

Success! The rabbit's trust in you went up by 34%!

[Mouldcube]

> ask if he has any quests...any that include lasers, hamsters and grass powered goats.

[Snicklin]

He says he's lost, and he's trying to get back to his town where he lives. And there is a good chance that there will be lasers, hamsters and grass powered goats.

[metalkombat]

>Pick up cartoon rabbit ad proceed to head due south, assuming that you need to go south to find the rabbit's town.

[Snicklin]

He corrects you and says that his home is east.

[Mouldcube]

> head west and say that you're taking a shortcut all the way around the planet.

[splash1]

>Go to Ireland

[metalkombat]

>Head east. Preferred method of locomotion - skipping.

[pizzapuma]

throw cleod9 into the universe you are currently in then tell him to hurry up with ssf2.

[Snicklin]

>Head east. Preferred method of locomotion - skipping.

You run into a pack of wolves that look much like the cartoon rabbit.

[pizzapuma]

>throw cleod9 @ wolfs

[mariofan1000]

eat wolves.

[Awesomepantsman]

>Release the cartoon rabbit into the wild.
or
>Type Ctrl+Alt+W

[Snicklin Mobile]

>throw cleod9 @ wolfs

They get scared and run away.

[metalkombat]

>Continue east. And.... um.... army crawl.

[StrongBadinator]

>chase after wolves and ask them, "would thou care to joineth me on thy quest?"

[Snicklin Mobile]

>Continue east. And.... um.... army crawl.

You come to an unstable bridge, and beneath it is a deep trench.

[metalkombat]

>Jump recklessly across the bridge.

[Snicklin Mobile]

You make it across saftely, and it breaks and falls behind you as you move on.

A montage starts about you venturing through jungles and swinging across pits of lava, and you soon fall and hit your head.

You wake up and see a blurry figure. When everything comes back into focus, you see a fox that looks like the rabbit.

[StinkomanFan]

>"Space Coyote?"

[Snicklin Mobile]

"No, Nikko."

[StinkomanFan]

>Get up

[Snicklin Mobile]

Nikko says to you, "You should be thanking me, right now. I just saved you from being ground up into hamburger meat by the sharp rocks at the rapids."

[StinkomanFan]

>Question logic of lava rapids

[Snicklin Mobile]

"I never mentioned lava rapids."

[StinkomanFan]

>Say that you fell into lava and when you woke up she rescued you she said something about rapids

[Snicklin Mobile]

"Either I applied too much rubbing alcohol to that cut on your head, or you don't know that there are also water rapids in existance today."

[metalkombat]

>Wonder what happened to the cartoon rabbit.

[StrongBadinator]

>ask about your location.

[Snicklin Mobile]

>Wonder what happened to the cartoon rabbit.

He's safe with Nikko, and she says that his name is Hamelton.

She says that she was going to a museum, when she lost her way, and may need your help getting back as well as Hammy.

Oh, and you're in a jungle.

[metalkombat]

>Keep heading east, hacking and slashing at any foliage that dares to slow you journey.

[Snicklin Mobile]

>Keep heading east, hacking and slashing at any foliage that dares to slow you journey.

You come to a little otter dressed as a troll and a bridge.

[metalkombat]

>Compliment the otter on his costume, then walk on by him.

[Snicklin]

He stops you and says you have to solve his riddle in order to get past.

His riddle is "If I were to jump down this fifty-seven story canyon, and landed on my feet, would I splatter all over the place, or would I break both my legs?"

[StinkomanFan]

>Ask Nikko or Hamelton

[Snicklin]

Nikko says, "Why don't you try jumping down this ten-inch trench so we can just get the idea?"

The beaver accepts and jumps down the trench, forgetting that it was really fifty-seven stories, and splatters all over the rocks below.

You move on and see what Hammy says to be their town.

[metalkombat]

>Have a night out to town.

[The Mighty M]

Scream "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" and stamp on old abandoned threads

[JedExodus]

>Afflict your party with the deadly skin-eating Motaba virus

[BadStrong]

Hello, Dear Sirs, and or Sirettes,

I have decided that all of us (as in us) shall complete a task that has been deemed impossible, laughed upon, and has flown to the sausage house. As of today, we shall set forth on our ultimate goal. This goal is a goal that is superior to all goals before its time, and after its time. It is the supreme goal of goals. The goal.

As you drag your weary eyes over this masterpiece of words, you may ask yourself, "What is this goal, the goal of all goals, that is worth my risk?" My answer to you, would be that you are impatient, and that you don't deserve to know the goal, for It is far too important to lie in the depths of an impatient mind such as yours. This may be harsh, but it is law. Law is law when conversing about the goal.

In approximately 3 months time, it is my estimate that we should have accumulated enough currency to sufficiently take the first step towards this goal. There is no need for a group trip to the docks, for I have the appropriate connections for such a bold purchase. Do not worry yourselves, your money is not in any danger as long as it is within my sight.

Once we have obtained the item of purchase, it will be due time to submerge the craft into the depths, where Phase Two of our goal is waiting to be ignited. I do hope you all will accompany me, as we attempt to complete the goal of goals. It will be splendid, indeed.

Signed,
Voyage #HUBERT.

[Snicklin]

What? I can't hear you!

Scream "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" and stamp on old abandoned threads

You have found the orb and restored world peace. Great job! That wasn't so hard, was it?

[jaden551]

The world is then invaded by martains!

[Snicklin]

Look out! Internet trolls! All you have with you is an orb and and a razor blade. What to do?!

[jaden551]

cut open the orb with the razor blade to find a 0.000001mm longer razor blade, what a stroke of luck!

[Snicklin]

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade has joined your team.

The internet trolls are preparing to attack! You currently possess shards of a broken orb and a razor blade. Those in your team are Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade.

[jaden551]

>kill tiny,tiny razor blade with razor blade.

[Snicklin]

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade is too small to be killed by razor blade.

One internet troll starts taunting you, while the other forms a defensive barrier.

[The Mighty M]

>Shoot bottomless pit 10 times

[jaden551]

.the pit was under both trolls feet and they both fll in.WOOH!

[PressidentMax]

>Throw the cookie monster down it instead

[jaden551]

>the cookie monster bites your head ogf.

[PressidentMax]

>Give him cookies

[Toast_Burner]

Cookie monster explodes from a cookie overload

[meeneymo]

>Wear his skin/fur as a clever diguise.

[Remolay]

Elmos kicks you in the shin repeatedly for wearing the skin of his cookie eating friend.

[PressidentMax]

>Give Elmo a ticke to the peedo club!

[jaden551]

>shoot elmo out of the story

[Snicklin]

The troll spews an insult at you, and you fly back and land on your face. You get back up, trying to hold back your tears from the insult. 83 HP left.

[jaden551]

shoot a insult back and the troll dies of mal-nutrition

[Mouldcube]

> Find the Guy in a Beanie Cap, and beg him for help, not mentioning the fact that he was practically forgotten.

[Snicklin]

Guy In a Beanie has rejoined your team! The other troll attacks and shouts "You sound like you're muttering between swigs of Nesqwik when you talk!" Defend yourself! Quick!

[jaden551]

throw guy in a beanie hat at back of the kneesof the troll .JELLY-LEGGED!

[Snicklin]

A -10hp hit! Damage reduced to 5% by the other troll that's forming a barrier, though. -0.5hp for the troll, and -5hp for the guy in the beanie.

You do not defend the insult in time, and you lose 10hp.

Here's everyone's status so it won't confuse you:

Troll #1- 69.5hp

Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts for 2 more turns)

Guy in a Beanie- 5hp (10hp from the start)

Yourself- 73hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[Remolay]

Pull out a sword and yell " HOw Appropriate, you fight like a cow!" while slashing at the barrier troll.

[Snicklin]

Troll #1 defends!

"You'd might as well give up and die! I don't know anyone as pathetic as you who would hide behind a Monkey Island reference like that!"

A -12hp hit! Fortunately the guy in a beanie was in the way and reduced the hit you took down to 7.

66hp left!

[jaden551]

>troll one mysteriously loses 60hp from the other troll making the barier from before from a lagged effect

[Snicklin]

Since when were you the one to make decisions? Oh well...

Troll #1 shouts at Troll #2, and they get in a fight. Troll #1 cannot harm Troll #2 because he's in defense mode. Troll #2 cannot hurt Troll #1, because he's in defense mode, and when in defense mode you cannot attack, so the two trolls are sitting there contemplating on how they can get each other. One turn before they come back to their senses.

Troll #1- 9.5hp

Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts 1 more turn)

Guy in a Beanie- 5hp

Yourself- 73hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[Mouldcube]

> spend a turn building a High-Powered Automated Defense-Piercing Laser Cannon to act like a fourth party member.

[jaden551]

>shoot said cannon at troll one and dodge the troll's atk.

Cannon atk strengh: 5hp
Health: 50hp
Speed: always atks first.

[Snicklin]

The said cannon is fully functional, but all it has for ammunition is a Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade, which passes right through the trolls without doing any harm.

Troll #1 attacks! "You spent all that time building that?! Of all the things, I ask, why why would you do something so useless?"

A -20hp hit! The guy in a beanie reduced the attack by 5.

Troll #1- 9.5hp

Troll #2- 70hp

Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

Yourself- 58hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[Mouldcube]

> use troll #1 as ammunition, and shoot it at troll #2

...or the other way round, just shoot one at the other.

[jaden551]

and if that doesn't work use the guy in a beanie's corpse as ammo

[Snicklin]

and if that doesn't work use the guy in a beanie's corpse as ammo

His beaniness suffocates Troll #1! -28hp! Troll #2 goes back to defense mode.

Troll #1- -18.5hp

Troll #2- 70hp

Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

Yourself- 58hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[Mouldcube]

> notice troll #1 didn't get KO'd, but has in fact gained negative hp powers, then scream because it's obviously a zombie.

[The Mighty M]

> shoot troll number 1 with a pink pistroll you just found on the floor

[jaden551]

>pink pistol turns gren for a camo effect.

[Snicklin]

> notice troll #1 didn't get KO'd, but has in fact gained negative hp powers, then scream because it's obviously a zombie.

You figured me out! Damage only makes the troll stronger, so how can you defeat him...?

[The Mighty M]

> tell him that you love him

[jaden551]

give the troll 18.5 of your own hp so he is on 0hp and dies. :)

[Klatuu]

> ignore troll

[tabstis]

>do unspeakable things to troll

[Remolay]

DO Speakable things to troll

or

GIve troll a friendly hug

[jaden551]

sing like remolay to the troll and he dies instantly.

[Snicklin]

DO Speakable things to troll

or

GIve troll a friendly hug

+5.5hp! Troll #2 can't attack because he's in defense mode, and he can only defend attacks!

Troll #1 makes fun of your agenda! -10 hp!

Troll #1- -13hp

Troll #2- 70hp (Defense mode, lasts 2 more turns)

Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

Yourself- 58hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[Remolay]

give the trolls a confusing question that they will spend years and years on

[Mouldcube]

> err...ban troll #1 from existance?

alternately

> give troll #1 a large sack of money and offer him a job somewhere that requires little effort!

[jaden551]

>tell troll 1's mum on hjim.

[Snicklin]

> err...ban troll #1 from existance?

alternately

> give troll #1 a large sack of money and offer him a job somewhere that requires little effort!

Troll #1 KO'd! Troll #2 is still in defense mode.

Troll #1- KO'd

Troll #2- 70hp (Defense mode, lasts 1 more turn)

Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

Yourself- 58hp

Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100

[jaden551]

use troll 1 as a bullet at troll 2

[Mouldcube]

> tell troll #2 he can have a free winning lottery ticket if he lowers his defense.

[jaden551]

>tell troll 2 his mother has just died and she wants to see him again.

[RingmasterJ5]

>make troll 1 kill troll 2.

[jaden551]

you cannot do that.