Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Guy in a Box]

Hopefully, you've done this before on another forum, but if you haven't, here are the rules: The person above you asks a question, and you have to answer that question in the funniest way you can think of. Then you have to ask a question which the person below you will answer, and they will ask a question, et cetera, et cetera. The question can be Telltale related, but it doesn't have to.

And now we begin:

Q. Why does Max have a tail?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Because it serves as a pillow. DUH.

Q: What is PAWNCH?
(Baby don't KYIK me... Don't KYIK me... No more...)

[Guy in a Box]

A: It is a delightful mix of different kinds of fruit, usually served at parties in bowls.

Q: When is a door not a door?

[Darkblade07]

A:When it doesn't get the last slice of pear and pineapple pizza...(I thought everyone knew that)

Q:Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

[Harley Quinn]

A: When Max attacks it with a chain saw to make a giant tooth pick.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Pancakes! Homemade, though. Not frozen. That would just be stupid. (Also, Harley got ninja'd)

Q: Why does everyone talk about Twilight like it's the second coming of Jesus?

[Darkblade07]

P:Because it likes to eat jam and toast and jam and bread and jam and toast and jam and bread
O:
O:
P:How is your monkey?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Depressed. I think he's about to cut himself.

Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Because I ate them all for breakfast.

Q: What is the difference between existing and exiting?

[natlinxz]

Existing? has a question mark after it

What is the secret of monkey island?

[Guy in a Box]

A: There are monkeys on it.

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: 428 pounds.

Q: Why is "pounds" abbreviated to "lbs"?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because we Americans are complete idiots and can't think of good abbreviations for certain words.

Q: Why is the Golden Gate Bridge orange? Shouldn't it be, like, gold?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: It was vandalized a few years after it was built. Somebody painted the whole thing red. They tried to wash it off, but a lot of it stayed on.

Q: Did cowboys ever invent anything important?

[deadlinejon]

A:because chocolate oranges ARE gold.

Q:why is this (http://www.eddsworld.co.uk/pages/flash/makers.htm) so awesome?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because this is this.

Q: Am I blue? Who are you? Can I fly?

[StinkomanFan]

A: 1 at a time please.

Q:Why is Miley Cyrus so popular?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because of that whole sex scandal she had back in '06.

Q: If one spaceship leaves the Horsehead Nebula at 10 times the speed of light, and another spaceship leaves the Andromedon Galaxy at 40 times the speed of light, how long will it take before the man in the first spaceship goes into a time paradox, causing him to never have been born?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Ummm... Yes.

Q: Where's The Cheat goin' to? And when he gets there, what's he think he's gonna do?

[deadlinejon]

A:he will eat a thousand puppies.

Q:taco + gun + strongbad=?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: MUST OBEY THE CRAZY TACO MAN!!!

Q: Why are Foppies pink, while Fobbies remain borange?

[natlinxz]

A: Disco

Q: When will people stop believing in this "Hulu tube" nonsense?

[metalkombat]

A: When will people not stop believing about this "Hulu tube" nonsense?

Q: Is it really worth it?

[Guy in a Box]

Q: Is it really not worth it?

A: Why is his head so big? Whyyyyyyyyy is his heeeeeeaaaaad so big?

[deadlinejon]

A: why the crap not?

Q:is rareware and TTG the best game companys ever?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: is you're grammar and Capitalization improving?

Q: No, seriously, is it?

[deadlinejon]

A: i dont feel like it, so no.

Q:who do you think will stay on this game for a while?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Me

Q: Why Is Impmon so awesome?

[Darkblade07]

B:Becaus he never gets anytime to eat so all the nasty stuff stays in his body,and monkeys fly out of his butt

M:What time of day is it when the sun has a snack

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Yesterday.

Q: Can I have some tacos?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Yes. (insert taco picture here)

Q: Is the answer to this question no?

[metalkombat]

A - Yes. Wait, no. Wait, yes. Wait, no..... maybe?

Q - Where do hot dogs really come from?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Earth.

Q: Why is Metal Storm so awesome?

[natlinxz]

A: Why am I not flaming you all

Q: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of. But would you get this from any other guy?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Well, there's my father...

Q: Is there a reason I can't feel my legs right now?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: I ATE THEM.

Q: Why doesn't Nintendo care about completely translating unreleased games, while they're trying to get rid of the Homebrew Channel?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because they're douchebags.

Q: Is it nap time yet?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: I stole everybody's naptime. Somehow.

Q: Why was MOTHER going to be released as "Earth Bound"? It has nothing to do with the plot...

[Maxilyah]

A: Why isn't MOTHER going to b-- *shot*

Q: Don't you hate it when people answer your question with another question?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Don't you hate it when people don't answer your question with another question?

Q: How?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Why?

Q: Where's Electric Avenue?

[Snicklin]

A: In the power outlet!

Q: What's the polite way to eat a croissant?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: To not puke while eating it.

Q: Why is Smiles and Tears such an awesome song?

[StrongBadinator]

A: 'Cause it makes you smile, and it makes you,..um...tears.

Q: Could penguins ever fly before?

[Ray-The-Sun]

A: They could if Boot to the head they weren't dumpy midget butlers.

Q: Why does Bidoof fail so hard?

[Guy in a Box]

A: I think his name may be a part of it...

Q: What should I write here?

[deadlinejon]

A:because its so awesome it fails.

Q:why do we pirate things? why cant we ninja things?

[Guy in a Box]

A: The same reason we can't zombie or robot anything.

Q: Who wants to play a game of Go Fish?

[metalkombat]

A: Shhh! Not so loud right next to you-know-who. *points at box of Goldfish*

Q: Can't we end all this mindless violence?

[Mouldcube]

A: are you crazy? who would ever want to do that?

Q: who's there?

[natlinxz]

A: Billy Mays here with Orange Glow

Q: Why are my videos so awesome?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: WE ARE NOT WORTHY

Q: Why does Billy Mays scream when he talks?

[StinkomanFan]

A:His eardrums are broken

Q:Can I go use the bathroom?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Only if you know the password! Because I, uh, forgot.

Q: What is the value of pi?

[iRock]

Same great taste, now with half* the calories!

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[StrongBadinator]

A: Cuz they're attracted to you.

Q: how many fingers am I holing up?

[pizzapuma]

none, your hand is nebraska

should i be posting in this thread?

[natlinxz]

none, your hand is nebraska

should i be posting in this thread?

A: No, please leave immediately.

Q: なぜ私の日本語は悪いですか？

[StrongBadinator]

EEEERRGG....LANGUAGE DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. ACTiVATE SHUT DOWN iMMiNANT.


Did French fries really come from france?

[natlinxz]

EEEERRGG....LANGUAGE DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. ACTiVATE SHUT DOWN iMMiNANT.


Did French fries really come from france?

A: No, stupid. They come from McDonalds.

Q: How much spam could a spambot spam if a spambot could spam spam?

[King of The CheatSmith]

A: Woodchuck>Spambot

Q: Does "man-man" make Ladies?

[StrongBadinator]

A: No! Then he'd be called Man-lady!

Q: is this a question?

[natlinxz]

A: Is this an answer?

Q: Why is my signature invisible?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Because I MURDERED IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Q: How can you murder something that isn't even alive?

[iRock]

A: Turn off your [insert intimate object here], and make sure it powers down.
Drop it in a fourty-three hole in the ground.
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine.
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Q: Can't you just give the Ice President a chance to do a hip-hop dance?!?

[Guy in a Box]

A: No, I just lit a match.

Q: How do you feed a submarine?

[natlinxz]

A: You can't. Didn't you read the sign?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/02/sam_and_max_e4_02.jpg

Q: What song am I listening to now?

[Guy in a Box]

A: The Oscar Mayer Weiner theme.

Q: Why do I have so much gas?

[pizzapuma]

you have so many cars!

how many eyeballs do i have and did i beat dont look back?

[natlinxz]

you have one eyeball, it's in your post count.

Why is my mama so fat?

[SS the Free!]

A:Because it's comfy.

Q:Why am I so literate?

[StrongBadinator]

A: Eww! You sicko!

Q: Question?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Answer.

Q: Yes?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Yes? No! Yes.

Q:Who was it Sam?

[natlinxz]

A: Bosco. Surprise!

Q: Tihs is atcaluly radeblae!

[metalkombat]

A: And i'ts aslo not a qoesutin!

Q: Does anybody really know what time it is? (Does anybody really care?)

[StinkomanFan]

A: No

Q: Why is the Food network still in business?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because some people like to watch other people make meals that they could never do. Also, cause of Emeril. BAM!

Q: Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: No! Pirates are the meaning of existence.

Q: Whatever it is, am I against it?

[metalkombat]

A: Probably not, but I'm not really the one you should be asking. You should be asking... yourself.

Q: If, hypothetically, the correct answer to this question was "yes", what would your answer be?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Purple.

Q: Is your name Mike McNanner?

[metalkombat]

A: Only on Thursdays for about 7 seconds at 2:56 AM.

Q: How's life?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Awful

Q: Is Obama racist?

[StrongBadinator]

A: Are you?

Q: is it cliché to say 'that's so ciché'?

[metalkombat]

A: I don't think I've heard anyone say "that's so ciché".

Q: Can dogs look up?

[Guy in a Box]

A: No. They can, however, throw up.

Q: What does the cow say?

[StinkomanFan]

A: "The cow says 'moooooo'"

Q: How did I lose?!

[metalkombat]

A: You failed to win.

Q: Hey, look! Is that [insert celebrity name here]?

[StrongBadinator]

A: No! It's even better looking [insert celebrity name here]!

Q: What would the hybrid be called if a liger and a tigon had a baby?

[metalkombat]

Q: A mutt.

A: What is the answer to this question?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Purple shoelaces on Easter Island. I mean, obviously.

Q: Why can't I think of any good jokes?

[natlinxz]

Because your mom.

Why is life in Plastic "Fantastic"?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Obviously, you've never been plastic. It gets self-explanatory after that.

Q: If Joe has six apples, and Gary takes four of them, is Gary a jerk for stealing from his friends?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Yes, very yes

Q:If a train goes at 500 miles an hour hits a man going 3 miles does life mean anything?

[metalkombat]

A: Yes. Not that we'll ever figure out what it means.

Q: Why is my microwave smoking?

[natlinxz]

Because of peer pressure.

Why does my clock flash 12:00?

[Snicklin]

A: Because it is in need of an update?

Q: Where's a good pace to get an iPhone case?

[StinkomanFan]

A: From a pacemaker

Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?

[Snicklin]

A: From a pacemaker

Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?

A: Because he's not a Scientologist.

Q: Who invented alcoholic drinks?

[Gman5852]

A:nintensoft
Q: why is the sky above us?

[DarkStar Runner]

Because the ground already took the floor spot.

How do I feel right now?

[deadlinejon]

A: because if it was below us, we would fall.
Q:why hasent there been a guitar hero/rock band videogame music edition yet?

[StrongBadinator]

A: because music isn't the same as rock.

Q: what is that over there?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Yo MAMA. OOOOH NO I DI'NT

Q: Why is that the automatic response to pretty much anything?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Because shuddup

Q: Will the owner of a blue pickup please turn off their headlights?

[Guy in a Box]

A: If he notices it, then yes, he will.

Q: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?

[StrongBadinator]

A: yes, because it would blow up and kill everyone. Oh, you said miMe? Crap.

Q: oh, I don't care. Just answer with something stupid.

[metalkombat]

A - I'm apathetic. Go get your own answer.

Q - What color would you use to describe any number above 4?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Um. UM. UM. PURPLE.

Q: Why is everybody obsessed with Twilight?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Because sparkles apparantly make everything cool

Q: If i bought googles and wore them on my head would I look stupid?

[metalkombat]

A: By googles, do you mean http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HP3LY8k4IIQ/SJiV7h-I6FI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/xgBa63L_LEs/s320/googly-eyes.jpg?

If so, then yes.

Q: What makes the world go 'round?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Googles.

Q: What is wrong with this question?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Googles

Q: Did I mean to say goggles?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Goog-*shot*

Q: How did I live through getting shot? Or... DID I?

[Maxilyah]

A: By eating your vegetables.
Q: How many days until the zombie uprising?

[natlinxz]

A: If you seen all the spam on youtube lately, you would know that the zombies are already here.

Q: What's lucasarts going to reveal at E3?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Star Wars: Teh Something-Or-Other.

Q: Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

[StinkomanFan]

A: the cookie jar murderer!

Q:Who ran so far away?

[Guy in a Box]

A: The cookie jar murderer!

Q: Queersaywhat?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Who?

Q:Who invented Googles?

[metalkombat]

A - Barney Google. Oh, wait, nobody's going to understand that. Okay, so I'm a musician (to some extent), and a lot of the music I play is Dixieland becuase that's what my private instructor plays. He gave me this huge book of dixieland tunes, and one is called Barney Google.

Heh. Reading that definitely wasn't worth your time.

Q - Did you read everything I just wrote?

[pizzapuma]

NO I ONLY READ THE PART ABOUT TUTANKOOPA AND THE MEATBALL DINOSAUR!

what is a question?

[metalkombat]

A - It is often a sentence that would not make much sense if not said questioningly, and it is always followed by a question mark.

POP QUIZ!

Q - Is this a question?

[pizzapuma]

maybe?

who has the holy axe?

[Guy in a Box]

A: The holy axe salesman.

Q: Why does everything I whip leave me?

(cookie for anyone who gets the reference)

[StinkomanFan]

(Simpson's Movie)
A:Because you don't give them a turn

Q:Why should I not worry and be happy?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Just 'cuz.

Q: Is laughter really the best medicine?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Well, it cured my cancer, so yes.

Q: ?sdrawkcab gnitirw I ma yhW

[Guy in a Box]

A: .looc s'ti esuaceB

Q: ?sdrawkcab I ma yhw ,si noitseuq ehT

[natlinxz]

A: .looc s'ti esuaceB

Q: ?sdrawkcab I ma yhw ,si noitseuq ehT

A: Because you have been reading too much Manga.

Q: Who, what, when, where, and why?

[pizzapuma]

me the human now here for cheese

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: FAIL.

Q: What did Pizzaface say, anyway?

[Guy in a Box]

A: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM SOO FUNE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(may be a bit exaggerated)

Q: Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[StrongBadinator]

A: he can't. His butt is glued to the chair.

Q: Can we handle the truth?

[metalkombat]

A - Sure, you can handle the truth. You might not be able to handle the headshot that comes as a direct result of you knowing the truth, however.

Q - Are we there yet?

[Guy in a Box]

A: No, we are not! Don't make me come back there, young man!

Q: Is this thread getting a bit out of hand?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU SHALL BURN AT THE STEAK STAKE FOR SUGGESTING SUCH A THING!!!!

Q: Why do people actually say abbreviations like LOL in real life?

[edhamster]

A. B-cause it makes them feel gr8!
Q. Why did the woodchuck only chuck wood?

[Guy in a Box]

A: BECAUSE HE DOES.

Q: You want some?

[deadlinejon]

A: only if its pizza.

Q:is it?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Ye-no

Q: Sniper no snipey?

[iRock]

A: Darn, he stole mah lazor cuppin' cakes. Then shot them. With his sniper.

Q: Am I a little teapot?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Yeah, now let me drink your brains.

Q: Why don't most time travel movies ever make any sense?

[StrongBadinator]

A: You just saw Star Trek, didn't you?

Q: Do you want fries with that?

[Guy in a Box]

A: *gasp* THAT WAS VULGAR. U SHUD BE ASHAMED

Q: Can we fix it?

[metalkombat]

A - With time, patience, effort, and a bit of salt, yes.

Q - Which is more dangerous: a child running with scissors, or a madman running with styrofoam?

[StinkomanFan]

A: A tie

B: Why is that one guy from James Bond called Q?

[iRock]

A: Because the name LMNOP was taken.

Q: Who shot Mr. Burns?

[StrongBadinator]

a: I DID. MU HU HU Hu HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA.

Q: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 7652.6....?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Pi

2:Is rock and roll noise pollution?

[metalkombat]

A - Noise pollution, no. Silence pollution, yes.

Q - Isn't it about time Taco Bell had delivery service?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: No, because who wants Mexican phones delivered to your house? *BUH DUM PSSSHHHH*

A: What does one do after taking a melody, simple as can be?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Take some other stuff from the store you got the melody from.

Q: How do I get rid of this annoying headache?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Q: First, you find your head. Next, you take a sledgehammer...

A: What does Speed the Hedgehog Boy like?
(Getting both references will win you 100 awesome points)

[Guy in a Box]

A: Like Speed Racer, only younger.

Q: Did you know that it's illegal to make your own toll booth and put it on the highway?

(I got one reference. Do I win?)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Oh, crap. *Hides*

Q: What time is it?
(BTW, you got zero (http://borange.fobby.net/audio/Recap%20Episode%204%20-%20Bill%20Cosby%20And%20Richard%20Nixon%20Adventur es.mp3) references (http://rangersnow.deviantart.com/art/Illustrated-FF-Summaries-7-98916247) and misread the question)

[StinkomanFan]

A:Peanut-butter-Jelly Time!

Q; Why didn't you tell me sooner?!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Because I DON'T LIKE YOU.

Q: Why is Fobbies are Borange so awesome?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Because Ness is a dolt

Q:Should I name my kid Ness or Tai? (if I get married)

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Xfis.

Q: Why do two horrible ideas combine to make an awesome idea?
(A completely improvised radio show+MOTHER 1 FaB; robbing a McDonald's with your head covered in duct tape)

[Guy in a Box]

A: Because it is.

Q: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

[StinkomanFan]

A: Take a left at Painfullless dentistry and a right at the sewers

Q: Which Witch is which?

[Guy in a Box]

A: The witchiest witch of them all.

Q: Is a question?

[StrongBadinator]

A: Is that a question that's already been asked?.....cuz it sounds kinda familier. Idunno.

Q: elephant is to gray as color is to _______?

[Guy in a Box]

A: A blank line.

Q: AAAAAAGGGGH!! WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!!?

[edhamster]

A. A three headed monkey!
(Yup a MI reference!)

Q. Why is a Guy in a Box in a box?

[StinkomanFan]

A:He's not house-trained yet.

Q: What is love?

[edhamster]

A. Dunno what its got to do with it. (Tina Turner anyone?)

Q. What makes the world go round?

[natlinxz]

My Videos.

Who is this "Your Mom" of which people speak?

[StinkomanFan]

A:Your face

Q:No?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: NUUAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Yes?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Excellent.

Q: ¿Que pasa?

[agovberg]

sounds great

[agovberg]

not so great

[StinkomanFan]

A:Go away

Q: What is Joe (the guy in my avatar) looking at?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: YO MAMA OHHHHH NO I DI'INT

Q: Why is it that those jokes are only funny when they're purposely bad?

[StrongBadinator]

A: YO' MAMA. OHHHHH NO I DI'iNT!

Q: will bone 3 ever become a reality?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Bones is already in the fourth season.
...Oh, wait. Bone, singular? Ohhhhhhhhno.

Q: OK, so you take a melody, just as simple as can be, then you give it some words and sweet harmony, right?

[Guy in a Box]

A: WRONG. LIFE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Q: If a equals 24, b equals 1,679, and c equals 578,721, what am I eating right now?

[StrongBadinator]

A: 24.

Q: even though this technically isn't a question, it DOES have a question mark at the end?

[metalkombat]

Q: even though this technically isn't a question, DOES it have a question mark at the end?

A - Yes.

Q - Is misquoting the person above you a good way to answer a question?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Q - Is quoting the person above you a good way to answer a question?
A: Yes.

Q: Is this already getting not funny?

[Gman5852]

A: Yes.

Q: Is this already getting not funny?

A:depends on the answer

Q: If a monkey falls off a tree every 2 seconds for 4 years, what will happen to the economy in Strong Badia.

[StinkomanFan]

A: An higher price for Band-aids

Q: If your Mom so smart why did I break it?

[Ray-The-Sun]

A: Because you're mean.

Q: Am I raging at the "Nintendo Vitality Sensor"?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Yes.

Q: Where will I be in 30 minutes or less?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: The same place you are now.

Q: Where is that?

[StinkomanFan]

A:In space

Q: If you have three coconuts and your friend steals 2 what do you do to him?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Murder his mother.

Q: Why can't I find an MP3 of Shut Up and Whir?

[rollercoasterocker]

A:What's that song?
Q:1+1 on a bun= ?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Two on one bun.

Q: Why the hell was I just here? (http://www.nickjr.com/playtime/cats/video/index.jhtml)

[StrongBadinator]

A: BECAUSE BLUES CLUES WiLL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! MU HU HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!



....um...that...was..just...nothing....


Q: I'm sorry, my hearing is fading me, can you repeat that?

[Guy in a Box]

A: WHAT??
(And for the record, on the Nick Jr. video stuff, I was watching Ni Hao, Kai-lan. Think Dora, but Chinese.)
Q: Why do we really need another Terminator movie?

[pizzapuma]

to terminate the new INSECT movie.

now, can ANYONE quote an ENTIRE manga magazine, translated into english, put in the usual way we read it, and put it on here? if so please do.

[StinkomanFan]

Yes, as have an account on the Digiwiki but I won't because I don't want to show off

What does 3 X pi equal?

[pizzapuma]

9.42 are the FIRST three digits....

anyone here play shift?

[pizzadude]

I'm afraid I don't play with computer keys.

Why did you ice tea on my head?

[Gman5852]

because we were out of coffee.

why do I keep scrolling the same website every 5 minutes?

[pizzadude]

because you're brain washed.

Who is rabbit dog & bunny men?

[StrongBadinator]

A: NO RESULTS FOUND. DID YOU MEAN: rabid dog and bunnym'n?

Q: hello Dave. How are you?

[tmsmyth4]

62weeks younger than a jack-in-a-box

where do babies come from?

[deadlinejon]

space.

why is life like that?

[tmsmyth4]

its like that, and thats the way it is. HUH

why do birds suddenly appear?

[Xocrates]

Because it would be silly if they just flew in from somewhere.

Why is Y pronounced why?

[Gman5852]

Becasuse C is pronounced sea.

Why doesnt this question have a question mark.

[tmsmyth4]

Becasuse C is pronounced sea.

Why doesnt this question have a question mark.

because its off sunbathing in scotland

Whats the difference between lucasarts and bubble wrap?

[the_napoleon]

A decision today with LucasArts is almost always a bad one. A decision made with bubble wrap is a good one all the time!

Why are round pizzas contained in square boxes? It doesn't make sense.

[tmsmyth4]

Because triangular boxes are too hard to make

How many eyebrows do snakes have?

(i really should give up posting on this thread!)

[Guy in a Box]

More than they need.

What am I listening to right now?

(EDIT: Darn you, tmsmyth!)

[The Mighty M]

Because I/him are jabbering fools who aren't prepared to shut the hell up and we've taped your ears to a wall so you have to listen

What is the point in screaming when you should know the monster's gonna get you?

[the_napoleon]

Because when you do scream, it annoys the monster so he bites off your head first, resulting in a faster, more painless death.

why does ppl not talk 2mwe wen i say hie?

[The Mighty M]

because people simply don't like you. and your breath smells of hamsters.

If hamsters had wings, and you were a chess piece, what would you do about it?

[Strongsadioware]

I would corner the corner of that corner, of said corner.

How I shoot fireplace?

[Guy in a Box]

In corner.

Dinsdale?

(And, no, I was listening to nails screeching on a chalkboard. Very melodic.)

[StrongBadinator]

Daledins.

How do you make a backwards b?

[Guy in a Box]

Write b and force it to go backwards.

IS THIS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS?

[PariahKing]

Actually it's written in English.

What's the announcement LA is hyping for today?

[Guy in a Box]

The announcement of a new "blockbuster" film starring A-list actors that will probably bomb at the box office...oh, that LA. I dunno.

Is that your final answer?

[Sheepbrush]

Yes.

Why do I got cheese juice in my hair?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

Oh, sorry about that.

Wait, is there water in Ellay?

[RingmasterJ5]

No, but there is Tang.


Lard = Evil?

[The Mighty M]

E=MC2
Where is America?

[DarkStar Runner]

In the farthest corner of your eye...

Why must people FLAME EACHOTHER OVER A SINGLE PUZZLE??????? I mean seriously, 20 PAGES OF ARGUING OVER WHETHER IT'S 1/2 OR 1/3????

DARN YOU DON PAOLO!!!!

[NannerSplit]

A: Because they aren't posting in a big truck, which would have no room for flame wars. Tubes, however, are ideal.

Q: Why doesn't Hi-C make Ecto-Cooler anymore?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Minute Maid lost the rights to use Slimer on the box. I think.

Q: Can I have some Cini-Minis?

[Gman5852]

depends on what time of day it is.

why is my computer on fire, but I can still post these messeges.

EDIT: sorry messages

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: I have no idea what a "messege" is.

Q: What is a "messege"?

[Mad Mary]

A: A messege is a horrible computer virus which lets you type words like "message" wrong.

Q: Can a catch the flu from a computer virus?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: No, letters are immune from disease.

Q: Indeed?

[The Highway]

A: No way!

Q: Are you to the limit?

[britt12334]

A: NO way!

Q: Why is Max so... evil

[The Highway]

A: You can't seriously call that thing... evil. Now, if you had "Pure" in that somewhere...

Q: Can I have some?

[dentbuds]

A - No.

Q - How are you.

[Guy in a Box]

A: Dead.

Q: SPARE MONYS FOR A N00B?

[bigdondoo]

A: Only if you use your big boy letters and start spelling right... so, no.

Q: How is a raven like a writing desk?

[Guy in a Box]

A: They're made of wood or something.

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Because Cupid shot them down or something.

Q: Why does a bird always appear every time you are near?

[Leonilla]

Q: Why does a bird always appear every time you are near?

It probably has something to do with the birdseed underwear.

Q.Why do people use okra?

[StrongBadinator]

The whale?

Who can get ye flask?

[smashing]

Ye flask in ye bottle? Crack it on thou skull ye shalt.

Q: What will you get when you multiply 378 with 599?

[Plunder_Bunny]

A: Oh, that's easy. You get Cheese!

Q: How do you get stuck in the gutter?

[Guy in a Box]

A: When the ball rolls into it.

Q: Guess what?

[Spadge]

A: I guessed it.

Q: Why aren't pinatas aerodynamic?

[smashing]

A: Their heads are too big and their body too small.

Q: How come the bus I'm waiting for is always the last to arrive?

[Plunder_Bunny]

A: Because it hates you.

Q: Why do you have a rash?

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

A: Brain cancer.

Q: Why haven't the Jonas Brothers been shot yet?

[Guy in a Box]

A: Apparently, some people like them. *shudders*

Q: Why do you be so short?

[smashing]

A: Oh really? And I thought my mum abandoned me in giant land.

Q: Where is the best place to go on a rainy afternoon?

[StrongBadinator]

A: A sunny morning.

Q: Not a question.

[fearnleyp]

A: Not an answer.

Q: May I?