porker night reach for the coins
 

Prenote: Its not complete. I wrote it with my PC and when it's done I may or may not get myself or someone else to record it and upload it to YouTube, well maybe some reach for the stars.

TAKE OF ON THE PORKER NIGHT,
MY LIFE IS GOTTA BE SO GREAT,
IS SO WITH ALL OBJECTS!
NO POWERD UP FOR ME,
NO POWERD UP,
NO CHEATING BACK,
NOT GIVING UP,
I WILL ALSO PLAY,
IS JUST INVETORY,

I ALSO REACH FOR THE COINS!
I THINK IS LOOK VERY SLOWY,
I GONNA PLAY ALL NIGHT!
AND PORKER IN ALL NIGHT,

THE PORKER IS SO OK,
THE CAKE IS ALSO RIGHT,
I AM KEEPING GOOD THAT I KEEP ON PLAYING!
THE PORKER IS SO OK,
THE CAKE IS ALSO RIGHT,
JUST TAKE THIS THAT WE ALSO REACH FOR THE COINS... TONIGHT!

THATS RIGHT!

{THATS ALL}

I marked lines that may need rewriting.
also, this is only half the song. I'm still finishing it.

...what?

Here Ill translate it. Pepsi is a moron.

He still is spelling it PORKER night for crying out loud

spelling lesson, it is POKER NIGHT. See no R. POKER NIGHT.

I can't tell if he's spelling poker with an 'r' on purpose just to see the reactions, or whether he truly believes that is the name of the game.

Propably he is kind of trying to imitate this he even copied the "I marked lines that may need rewriting." but didnt mark anything. I'd like to hear his voice though, I am curious about his age. And come on guys be honest: you are kind of looking forward to read what crap he is writing next arent you?

Actually, I am curious. Mostly to see if this guy is for real or not.

a redux to sonic colors theme song (why?)

Really, i didnt know that.

But I think that song your talking about is "the colors around me" of course that is my memory which makes me forget what show im watching while im watching it.
EDIT:Wow i was off, its reach for the stars, which would make it plausable to be sonic colors.

I hope that the phrase "porker night at the ivetory" shows up somewhere in the game somehow, just for laughs

Take of on the Porker Night.

Wow.

^win

Except that would only feed pepsi's ego.

C'mon pepsi guy, why don't you sing this for us?

KILL IT! BURN IT! DROWN IT! BOMB IT! JUST GET RID OF THIS AWFUL TOPIC NOW!!! (I just realised he's copying the "make a parody song idea" from the guy who made one about pokerface)

Such garbage.

Oh wait, did he mistake the chips for coins, another FAIL!!!

pepsi is one of the most interesting trolls I've seen. Still a troll though.

I hate trolls.

I'm a 100% sure he isn't a troll. He is just ignorant, unintelligent, 5, or a combination of them all.