The New Members Thread
 

Hello, Telltale fledglings. I am TomPravetz. Welcome to myTelltales site. I noticed we have quite a few members joining the forums, and I thought it would be useful to have a thread specifically for welcoming the new victims slaves Forumites. So, please. Come. Introduce yourself. Say hi. And learn whose side you're on, because in these forums, there are always sides.

Just to get the ball rolling, I will start. Hi. I am TomPravetz. I love TTG more than cookies. And not just any cookies, but really, really good cookies. Oreos! So my goal is to one day work for Telltale, but before that, I just want to be a mod, which you will quickly find out. And be reminded. And reminded. And so on and so forth. I am basically the boss around here, meaning I tell people what to do and am obnoxious, and everyone else ignores my orders and complains about me to each other. So welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

I have only one thing to say to new members.

Welcome to HELL. Get out while you still can.

This would have worked better.

How about: You're joining the Telltale Forums, ain't ya! You'll never come back again! It's got a death curse! I've got to warn ya. You're doomed if you stay! GO. GOOOO.

It's pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'm tellin' ya, I wish I had left this place back when I first joined. Y'all have made me a shell of my former self.

For instance, I never said "y'all" a year ago.

You're welcome!

*cheerfully skips away*

Why don't you skip halfway across a street while the lights are against you.

The lights have turned? Why lights? For so long we have fought side by side in the war against darkness, but now you turn on me? This means war. Prepare to be unplugged, b*tch*s.

fix'd

NOTE: If you are a SpamBot, spammer, or troll, do not bother posting. I already hate you. I'll just sit here and give you the evil eye until some mod or TTG employee bans you. Then I'll laugh.


Only the other hand, if you are here for reasons other then those named above, or their similars, welcome! Try not to get in the Tom v Spam crossfire.

hey guyz I fink ur bein relli meen 2 diz guy I meen CUM ON!!!!!

I'm not sure if it's appropriate to tell someone who's standing up for you that you hate them... But I don't care.

Alright, perhaps we should try to avoid complete derailing or filling this thread with tons of nonsensical conversation this time around. We do want new members to actually feel welcome to post in this thread, rather than avoid it.

Right. Sorry. The mix of Fawful and SpamBots got me a little on edge. And it would help if this thread was stickied. *whistles*

Anyhow, yes, welcome!

Actually I was sticking up for you, in a childish way however.
But never mind. Welcome one and all!

*The New Members Thread* and yet no new members in sight. :p
Tom you scared them all away, you big meanie...
And I was so looking forward to fresh meat for a change. :D

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We are all nice, so you are all most welcome.

What do you mean, mix? It was all ME baby! Yeah!

You probably have scared away all the new members by now (Especially if this is going to be the first thread they see.) But if any of them are left(weeding out the strong from the weak, wohohoho), then welcome! :D

(Don't trust Fawful. He has the shifty eyes.)

Yes, welcome. And some new person post in here so I don't feel like an ass.