"Alexander pulls out his magic map..." (Quotes thread)
 

"Alexander pulls out his magic map..."

I think it's about time the King's Quest board had a memorable/favorite quotes thread.

I guess I'll go ahead and do it "Graham watch out! a POOOOOISONOUS snake!" - Cedric

"Look, Graham, a boat! Maybe we can UUUUUUUUUUUUSSSE it!"

Haha those KQV quotes are awesome. Anyone see Paw's LP on Youtube?

How about, "Zounds!" or "Razzle Dazzle Snap and Snazzle, send a ball of light to Frazzle!"

"'Tis Empteh."

"'Tis beyond my reach!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


...sigh *wipes tear*...that was fantastic.

"Alexander feels a strange, pulling sensation."

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

(from King's Quest 5)

Paw's Let's Play was hilarious. And his current series of King's Quest retrospective videos has been great.

I loved how when you fell only a short distance it would abruptly cut the scream off with a splat sound.

Yes! And it dragged out even longer if it was a really long drop :)

I liked how just falling an extremely small distance would kill you.
Like on Mordack's island.
Hemophilia I guess from all that inbred noble blood?

-Alexander drowns-
Narrator: "Nothing like getting swept off your feet!"

This game MUST have humorous death messages.

Alternate quotes
 

Is it wrong that I would have done almost anything for once, just once, instead of the narrator saying "Alexander pulls out his magic map," Alex himself said "Excuse me while I whip this out"?

Seriously, if there's a magic map system in the Telltale game, tribute MUST be paid to Blazing Saddles.

"Alexander has no need to carry around large rocks."

"And I assure you, that you won't be gettin' past me, withooout proof!"

Hahaha, yea I used to talk to my friend about how this was the only example of good acting in the game.

We used to joke about there being an outtakes movie. You would see the Cedric voice actor saying "WHOOOOOOOOOO, Graham, watch out...." and the director comes in yelling "CUT, CUT, CUT!" The voice actor, now with his real, deep, scratchy voice, snaps "what the F--K was wrong with that!?"

A few from the top of my head here -

"DYING for a drink, Graham?" (har har! :p :D)

"Life giving water. Nectar of the gods. Graham can now feel strenght and rejuvenation flowing through him" (paraphrased, been a while since I played the game... but for some reason this line seems to stay in my head forever, maybe because it's so cheesy).

A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake. A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake. A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake. A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake. A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake. A poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake.

and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQsEEtJw48

"That old witch caught Graham toadally off guard."

Haha, great one thesporkman! Haha it's so cheesy but awesome at the same time.

That reminds me, I really loved the witch's cackling to herself. Anyone remember what I'm talking about?

yes.