What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread)
 

I made a simmiliar thread in the BTTF forums and decided to make one here as well
Anyway here are my picks keep adding them guys

#1 You should always put locking mechanisms on the vehical doors.
#2 If there is a fatass who isn't very nice.... don't allow him admin access.
#3 Dont let the token black guy go to the power hut alone.
#4 Dont climb electric fences. Ever.
#5 Always put shaving cream on someone else's pie.
#6 Wash your hands before you eat anything
#7 Make sure you run it over when you come back down.
#8 Know the magic word.
#9 Dont openly admit you hate kids, because you will get stuck with them the entire time.
#10 Always check the vending machines first for devious people.
#11 If its heavy, its expensive.
#12 When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
#13 Kids get scared.
#14 Never ask "where's the goat?" You will find the goat.
#15 Rippling water = Danger
#16 Chances are, if you were in the jeep before, you'll end up in a jeep again.
#17 Same thing applies to trees.
#18 Climbing down trees is not impossible.
#19 Nobody cares that we got Dodson here.

#20 If you say 'unless they figure out how to open doors', they will.

#21 When you gotta go, you gotta go. but shouldn't.

#22 Don't ever doubt the mathematics. They are right all the time.

#23 When swarmy, horny chaoticians ride a T-Rex head through a bathroom wall, when they fly off it will inevitably look like someone is yanking their ass with a wire

#24 When someone tells you to shoot her, you SHOOT HER!

#25 A t-rex can see you if you move...so don't do it

#26 If you find a raptor in the kitchen, put it in the freezer

#27 If you're gonna steal embryos. Do it with a can of Barbasol.

#28: Always have a 12 year old girl on hand to help bring the power back online.

#29 Always look both ways before shooting a raptor.

#30 The perfect example of chaos theory is when someone randomly jumps out of a moving vehicle.

#31 Beware of lucky girls.

#32 It's not the power trying to come back on.

#33 Hold onto your butt

#34 Make sure the safety bars on the ride stay put.

#35 Never throw a stick at a Dilophosaurus

#36 Inspections slow everything down.

#37 Spare no expense
#38 Don't go into the long grass

#39 Dinosaurs know how to open doors.