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Shauntron

04/01/2011 10:57 am

Envelotech: Help Wanted!

See today's exciting announcement here.

So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

nikasaur

04/01/2011 11:00 am

Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

Icedhope

04/01/2011 11:02 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikasaur (Post 477122)

Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

I'm better than Niki pick me!

divisionten

04/01/2011 11:03 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icedhope (Post 477123)

I'm better than Niki pick me!

You won't get any soft resets, you know.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to submit my application for a Sam and Max tester. I've always wanted to try the taste of Old Nipples.

Klatuu

04/01/2011 11:07 am

[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[X] Over the age of 18?

[Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[spoon] Any history of mental illness?

[X] Are you the current head of your household?

[A] Are you an orphan?

[B] Would you be missed?
Depends on what you throw.

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
"Inflammable", maybe.

[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
999,876

[X] Do you wear vests?
Preferably bullet-proof

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
BANANG!

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
By sight, or by taste?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I'm never able to think clearly.

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
No, I'm used to it by now.

[ ] Willing to work weekends?
NEVER!

I'll take my job now, please.

Secret Fawful

04/01/2011 11:08 am

[W] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[Y] Over the age of 18?

[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[Z] Do you have medical insurance?

[Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?

[No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?

[X] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X] Do you wear vests?

[BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?

nikasaur

04/01/2011 11:09 am

Fawful looks like a sure-hire.

puzzlebox

04/01/2011 11:14 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shauntron (Post 477118)

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

I'm rated up to 105 kilopascals!

Klatuu

04/01/2011 11:26 am

Come to think of it, you'll probably still get complaints about the user controls.

strongtyler

04/01/2011 11:30 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shauntron (Post 477118)

See today's exciting announcement here.

So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[ x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[x ] Over the age of 18?

[x ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[x ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[x ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ x] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ x] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[x ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ x] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[x ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

All ready sign me up!!!!!

ShaggE

04/01/2011 11:33 am

I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...

Dedlok

04/01/2011 11:42 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shauntron (Post 477118)

See today's exciting announcement here.

So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[x ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[x ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ x] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[x ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[x ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[x ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[x ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

Hope I get picked. :D

DrRocketGenius

04/01/2011 11:46 am

The answer to everything is YES. Except over 18, but let's just say yes just so they're all the same.

pepsiboy3

04/01/2011 12:10 pm

[Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[No] Over the age of 18?

[Yes] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[Maybe] Do you have medical insurance?

[Maybe] Any history of mental illness?

[Maybe] Are you the current head of your household?

[No] Are you an orphan?

[No] Would you be missed?

[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[Maybe] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[Yes] Do you wear vests?

[Maybe] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[No] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[Maybe] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[Maybe] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[Yes] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[Maybe] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[Yes] Willing to work weekends?

ill now take my job (with artwork and video test, and also an actor or a voice) please?

Remolay

04/01/2011 12:31 pm

[X ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[X] Would you be missed?

[X only if prefaced with the word NOT] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X and Fine Leather Jackets.] Do you wear vests?

[] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X. I'm barely Joking] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x] Willing to work weekends?

Did I do good?

RingmasterJ5

04/01/2011 12:35 pm

[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[X] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[X] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x] Willing to work weekends?

JedExodus

04/01/2011 12:43 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaggE (Post 477158)

I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...

I never had you down as a vest wearer!

jeeno0142

04/01/2011 12:50 pm

Are you a fan of Telltale Games? Yes!

Over the age of 18? Yes!

Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? I haven't yet tried.

Do you have medical insurance? Only the free kind.

Any history of mental illness? Not that I know of. But if I were mentally ill, I would say that, wouldn't I?!

Are you the current head of your household? No. I think my cat has the most power in this household.

Are you an orphan? Unless I'm being lied to, no.

Would you be missed? Probably. I do my fair share of cleaning around here so they may notice the difference after a few weeks.

Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? I shall take the safe option and say no.

Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? Yes. I'm either smiling or frowning.

Do you wear vests? Only once. But it was a really cold day.

Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need my daily dose of cheese. That's about it.

Are you allergic to cheetahs? Well, I'm not allergic to my cat so I think it's safe to say no.

Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? It would be... if only I liked the taste of bananas.

Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Yes. They're spelt differently.

Ability to think clearly under pressure? Send me a few hundred feet underwater and I'll tell you.

Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises? No. Especially when in a zoo.

Willing to work weekends? I already do. :(

I can't help but feel I don't really qualify.

ShaggE

04/01/2011 01:00 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by JedExodus (Post 477223)

I never had you down as a vest wearer!

See my vest, see my vest...

econojo

04/01/2011 02:39 pm

[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[X] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[X] Willing to work weekends?

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