It is now ghosts and demons time.
To you, the reader, best beware, of ghosts and demons, everywhere.
All kinds of sizes, short and tall, fat and skinny, big and small.
But don't worry, or run away, ghosts and demons just want to play.
To play they need a boy and girl, so these new friends can join this world.
To invite them over, say this line: It is ghosts and demons time.
But first practice and rehearse, for you must say it in reverse.
I'm not a big fan of Halloween
Dealing with those whose eyes gleam
Who desire nothing more than candy
And care not for my own plans
And so I end up once again
Disturbed from my gaming den
To answer the door to 'trick or treat!'
And being forced to give up sweets.
And if I refuse this banal call?
A grinch I become to one and all!
All because my only desire
Is staying warm besides the fire
All my sweets are mine alone
"Except on this one day", they moan
"Can't you get in the holiday spirit?"
No I cry, I do despise it!
Answering the frequent call
Of young children at the door
I hate you every other day
Why must I change today?
"But it's fun!" I hear them cry
For you maybe, but not I!
I crave simple peace and quiet
Something lacking in these nights
And worse still is yet to come
For once this day has been and gone
No reason is there to delay
With Christmas stock to display
And the music plays around the clock
As into my mouth I put a Glock
So yes, I suppose I am a Grinch,
A heartless creature of urban myth
Here to steal your happiness
To ensure my days are bliss
For all I want is some brief respite
And none is found on this dear night
Wherever I go, whatever I do,
I always end up feeling doomed
And that is why I hate Hallow's Eve,
The children with their constant pleas
I care not if it's Halloween
Now go away, and leave me in peace.
Oh wicked day oh wicked curse
I say this line now in reverse
"Time Demons and Ghost It Is"
Now time to escape coming kids
Who prance before my household door
Like every year before
Instead I fly to places untold
Where great libations may unfold
To escape mankind's oldest enemy
The foul demon known as sobriety
I'm eating a dip dab.
lolly + sherbert = genius!
It is a day just like all the rest,
but at night it is the best.
For when you see when it becomes night
It is time for the night of fright.
The children come as ghosts and ghouls
Hoping to get candy to fill multiple pools
but you see the problem with I
is when come to my house they die
and I bake them into a delicious pie.
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