Lee's best lines! ( SPOILERS )
 

I wanted to start a thread where a bunch of us would compile all of Lee's best line into one place. So I'll start with my favorite.

"NO. You don't touch that boy, you don't TOUCH anybody. I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent you old fuck?! Well, COME ON. You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else here!" - Lee to Larry at drug store.

My favourite lines when you are inspecting parts of Macon during the first chapter of episode 3; "hmm" "hmm" "hmm" "hmm".

The face he does when christa asks him who likes southern history is hilarious

"You're not coming with us", when he gives Lilly the boot. The low, sort of growling tone he had was great.

The line he says after that is even better.

"I don't care" along with that great growling tone like you said.

Personally, I'm a big fan of his "Are you fucking serious?" line to Ben in episode 3.

Also: "Well fucking done, Doug!"

I guess I enjoy it whenever Lee drops the F-bomb, for whatever reason.

Who the fuck are these people in the woods?!
Two quarters... and a dime! :cool:

Just the way he says those lines makes me laugh every time.

"I would put some bourbon in that teacup if I could."
I love how cheerful he is when he says it, dispite being injured and having only just encountered the zombies.

-Looks at fence at the dairy.

Lee: Hmm. Pointy.

Love that line...totally haven't dedicated my name to it or anything...:cool:

In Ep 2 when you're at the dinner table and say "Fuck you Larry, eat up."

"It´s Over!"

"I said IT´S OVER!"

my favorite was just after you blow the cops head off and you press the look button at him says "His skins all rotten....and he smells like shit"

"Hey, are you dead?.... HEY! ARE YOU DEAD?"


I facepalmed.

"Kenny, you could be kind of an asshole sometimes but you didn't deserve to die like that."

When was that?

I think he was joking, or he thinks that will happen in Episode 4...

When you choose the angry option with Chuck on the train.

Lee: Say it to me asshole, what you said to my girl.
Chuck: Excuse me, son?
Lee: Telling a little girl she's gonna die. You wanna scare people? Scare me, mother fucker.

It's the delivery of that last 'mother fucker' that makes me smile.

Shane: You know how to drive it?
Lee: Nope, I could give you one hell of a critique on the U.S. Farmbill though.
Shane: I'm good.

"Previously, on The Walking Dead...."