Dear Mr. Telltale,
 

Mr. Telltale,

We hate to tell you and your employees "I told you so". But we actually like to tell you this. We WARNED you about GOOD GRAPHICS. Your fancy suits and computers don't make you spacemen!

We would like to remind Mr. Telltale and his employees of a little-known computer video-game.


Oh yes, the "Mini-Game". We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this is not "Oh no I don't have eyes" V or "Lookit my weird fire box" V. This is because this is apparently the name of the "big main game" that doesn't work on our computers.


As you can see, our GOOD GRAPHICS and BLASTULAR PROCESSING allows up to four eyes on screen at a time! Sometimes, your NEW COMPUERS only allow ZERO EYES. And as you can see above, you can't spell GOOD GRAPHICS without two capital eyes!


I think we have made our point about GOOD GRAPHICS and why your no-box no-floppy not-green-text computers can't make better computer video games than Apple II's and 24 5 1/4 inch floppies.

Holy crap. I just peed myself a little.

Win! So... much... win!

I crouch in awe.

Yeah Videlectrix!

I'll buy them graphics...

Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.

Videlectrix Team, you guys make a great point. Maybe you guys should take a shot at making the next episode of the game?

Haha! Nice one.

best...post...ever!

This is too great.

Vidletrix Scares me. You guys scare me. D=

You guys really don't know what actual GOOD graphics are, do you?

Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

WHOA! GREAT JORB!

Man... 16.. wow... I could never do that... wow...

um, first of all,
your good graphics are pixels.
Telltale's good graphics are 3D, what is wrong with you?!
no one uses Pixels anymore! well except you guys..

yeah but thier VIDILECTRIX!
there alowed to call tost good graphics.

I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome...

but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels.

Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix!

I back SCP 100%!:D

Wacky spacem'n... you talk like they have some enormous resolution, like 640x480 or somesuch! We won't even see 320x200 until at least 20X6!

I feel your pain, and I love you Videlectrix.