Final Fantasy VII becomes real (with you being Cloud) and you REALLY fall in love with Aeris and then she REALL TOTALLY DIES... FOREVER, and to top it off, you end up settling for a skanky former barkeep.
I wish that everyone in the whole entire world would simultaniously give their most precious possession to me, because I'm awesome.
I'm sorry I offended you. I didn't mean to say what I said, although it was probably true.
Strong Bad and I have differing opinions about the English.
Also I like Canadians. We should all be kinder to resident of the great Maple Leaf State.