Granted, but you quickly discover that your hamster is completely deaf, so you can't tell it to do anything. You quickly grow bored of it and end up chucking it out the window.
I wish for awesome telekinetic powers, that I will use for good, and not for Earl.
I'm sorry I offended you. I didn't mean to say what I said, although it was probably true.
Strong Bad and I have differing opinions about the English.
Also I like Canadians. We should all be kinder to resident of the great Maple Leaf State.