Sam and Max Theme Park: Now with brand new attractions such as the Computer Obselescence Protection Society stalls, Bagpipe Obliteration, Car Uprgrades, Stuttgart Online and MORE.
Come check out our food bistros, run competitively by Bosco's: Home of the 1000 year old Weenie, Stinky's, specialists in basalt sandwiches and Goolashes Tar Cake. And if your lucky, maybe the Hosts of Cooking without Looking will entice you with they're world famous Ketchup Cake.
Don't forget to try the rides; a 10 Minute Demo of Reality 2.0 costs your close friend's career, A round trip on the Soul Train costs One Soul Token, A Trip through time will cost you five Mariachi song hearings and a trip to the moon will cost all feasability and understanding you have of physics.
And be sure to take some photos with the Severed re-animated granite head of former U.S President Abraham Lincoln. Romour is it that with every 10 photo's taken, he spouts out a Gun upgrade Voucher.
Sam and Max Theme Park, The only area on earth where the Law doesnt apply.