Episode 3 Alternate Universe 2: Alternate Son of ig0rpwnwEd!
Opening Credits: Dammit I Changed Again - Offspring (I guess I DID have some serious changes in life... Works)
Birth: Never Mind Me - Mighty Mighty Bosstones ("Don't look at me! She's the one who made this possible. My crying shouldn't matter to you!")
First Day of School: Alive - Pearl Jam (Maybe the one above and this should be switched.
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Falling in Love: Debra - Beck ([JOKE] "My name's not Debra!" "Less talking, more making out!" [/JOKE]
Fight Song: Give me Novacaine - Green Day (Ouch...)
Breaking Up: She Never Told Me She Was a Mime - Weird Al (She was talking before!I should really remove this song considering I hate it)
Prom: Johnny Ryall - The Beastie Boys ([JOKE]"That's not my name!" "Now it is! Shut up!"[/JOKE]
Life: Moneytalks (Live) - ACDC (Apparently I had a happy life judging by the upbeat tune! And I'm rich... YAY!)
Mental Breakdown: Miss You - Eric Clapton (Maybe I'm stuck in an asylum and missing my hypothetical girl friend, or her death drove me insane. End of FIlM! Wait, It goes on? How do I get out?!?!?)
Driving: If You Wear That Velvet Dress - U2 ([JOKE] "You can't wear it! The driving teacher will think you're queer!" "Than he needs to know you can't judge someone by their looks!"[/JOKE])
Flashback: What Do You Do With a BA In English/It Sucks To Be Me - Original Broadway Cast of Avenue Q (What!?!?!? I thought I was rich and successful!)
Wedding: Now That You Got It -Gwen Stefani (I am NOT like that!)
Birth of Child: Life O' The Party - Prince (Makes it sound like a comedy documentary of Jesus! Just listen to it)
Final Battle: Children's Crusade - Sting (Must be a slow, SRPG-style fight.)
Death Scene: Ode to A Superhero - Weird Al Yankovic (So with my successful, wealthy life and apparently being a Superhero... I'm Batman, but everyone think's I'm Spider-Man!)
Funeral: Holiday - Green Day (People were against me!?! Happy that I'm dead!?! I thought people LOVED Batman!)
End Credits: Fee - Phish (BEST. SONG. EVAR. So... I'm a rich, successful, selfish superhero who is a selfless budist who is being hunted down by a jealous metaphorical "chimpanzee" for my girlfriend? The songs made sense for the sequences they were representing, but added up it makes no sense. WOOOOOAAAAAH!)