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Books:
"Three-Headed Monkey's and Where To Find Them"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Gaint Monkey Robot"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Grim Fandango"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: Insult Square Dancing"
"100 Things To Ask An Demoniacally Evil Talking Skull"
"Make Your Own Wind"
"Who's The More Windy? The Wind Or The Wind Which Follows It?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"How Much Wood Would Le Chuck, Chuck If Le Chuck, Were To Chunk Wood?"

Winds:
"The Wind of The Willows"
"The Wind of Herman Toothrot"
"The Wind Which Flew Away"
"The Wicked Wind of The West"
"The Tail Wind"
"The Head Wind"
"The Wind Which Follows You"
"The Break Wind"
"Amateur Wind"
"The Wind Of A Thousand Sneezes"

Pirate Name:
Captain Mad M. Bamford