Originally Posted by RobD
Pirate is even on my real business cards as one of the many services I offer.
You wouldn't happen to work for a major bank by any chance? :-)
We'll drink beyond the boundaries of sense
We'll drink 'til we start to see lovely pink elephants
Inside our heads, inside our beds, inside the threads of our pyjama legs
So don't shoot 'til you see the reds of our eyes
And an army of elephants marching behind
From the day I was born 'til the night I will die
All my lovers will be pink and elephantine!