[Marduk]

Originally Posted by EwanV

The Diving Contest from MI4

1/ Get the coffee to
2/ Stay awake through the timeshare presentation to get the brochure
3/ Blackmail the first judge with the picture of him and his girlfriend
4/ Fail at the pirate retraining school to get the dunces cap
5/ Wear the dunces cap to minimise splash to get the 2nd judges vote
6/ Do an exact copy of Marco de Pollo's dives to get the 3rd judges vote
7/ Add bagel crumbs from starbuccaneers to Marco's seal oil to
8/ Get Marco attacked by seagulls, to
9/ Finally win the contest!

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