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Old 06/15/2009, 02:05 pm   #215
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Here are some book titles... Cheers, for the people who've read everything from the 2nd page and on.
  • Dead-tiquette, Social interactions in the Undead Realm
  • The Pragmatic Plumber from the Collection 'When Voodoo just doesn't do the trick'
  • Lil' Samedi's Day at his Gran'gran'gran Granny from the Kid book Collection Baron Samedi (ala Martine)
  • Cassandra's Syndrome - A case for not getting into the oracle business
  • "If you can't beat 'em ..." a guide to die and be safely undead-ized.
  • Voodoo Lady - The mission statement of your Franchised Store!
  • Core & Casual Customers - How to reach new target while pleasing the pony-tailed ones.
  • Mushroom Hunting, it doesn't have to be Russian Roulette.
  • Voodoo is a Humanism
  • Voodoo is a sort of Humanism aka Voodoo is a Humanism 2nd Edition.
  • Voodoo is is a martial art aka Voodoo is a Humanism 3rd Edition.
  • Huge Armchairs - Boosting your confidence has never been this easy!
  • Playing Dead by Von Stinaslavski
  • Kicking the Bucket - 74 Techniques to finally do it properly Edited by Nils 'IronPeg' Haamstradt - 7 times champion of Caribbean Brawl of Wood Bucket Kickin' League
  • The Cajun Accent - If you ain't born with it, buy this NOW!

And some winds
  • The wind that blew all the others
  • The wind so thick, it might actually be a fog
  • The wind that un-horns cows, bulls and you-know-who
  • The wind of Oz, more impressive than it really is
  • The wind of Oz (bis), slow and erratic which suddenly disappear to reveal a stellar blue sky (I wonder if anyone will get this)
  • The wind which knew no frontier
  • The winds that runs through one's pair of trousers, up one's sleeves and down one's neck...leaving one no intimacy whatsoever.
  • The indoors wind, summoned only by the most upset of the Elders.
  • The wind of rain's drop, carrying coolness and relief from an heavy warmth.
  • The wind with perfect timing, revealing undergarments previously selfishly kept hidden
  • The wind of gossip, carrying a distorted version of unholy rumors, making them so much more delightful in the process.

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