Voodoo & you?
I'm too tired to come up with bad voodoo/hex puns...
Winds, I think of they called the wind Mariah... and then get horrible flashbacks to my childhood in choir.. eugh..
Now what was this about pirate names? Mine is Captain Keith, which is a long story... especially given i'm female.
"you ignorant fools! Do you comprehend what you have done? None of us can pass across this rift your weaver mischief has so blindly created! Your pious meddling has brought the end of my dream! You will hear, for all eternity, the cries of those you have abandoned, Bobbin Threadbare! You will always know that you have left them under my rule!"