[BiggerJ]

Voodoo book titles:

"The Permanence of Death and Other Unfounded Myths"

"The Who's Who of Unspeakable Formless Menaces"

"The Big Book of Mermaid Meat Recipes (Now With Expanded Human Part Section)"

"1001 Voodoo Spells That Can Be Mistaken For Cooking Recipes"

"Playing God: Hoyle's Definitive Guide"

"How to Fix Continuity Errors Without Being Incredibly Boring" (the book consists entirely of blank pages)

"How to Get People To Ask You About Upcoming Adventure Game Releases"

"All the Secrets of Monkey Island Except One (Now With Revised Giant Monkey Head Section)"

"Sam & Max: Surfin' the Highway"

"My Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the Middle and Me: This Sort of Thing Really Is My Bag, Baby" by Guybrush Threepwood

Winds:

"The Foul Wind of the Darkest Shuddering of a Cursed Soul"

"The Wind from the End of Time"

"The Weeping Wind of a Thousand Forlorn Widows"

"The Wind That Carries a Fart From Another Continent"

Pirate Name:

Turnbuckle John